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Women Going for Cheaper Brunette Hair

Upper and Lower Blond Tint Jobs Very Expensive.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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John Edwards and Wife Split

No Shit.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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'Quitting Price'

"King Kong," said Amanda Holden

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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The Spoof website on go-slow

First sign of alien invention - experts warn public to look out for 'second sign'.

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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Bore Johnson dramatically stands down from the Metropolitan Police

Press release: "Absolutely no truth to the rumour that Met had "the goods" on Boorish Johnson."

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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Absolutely No Truth

to the rumour

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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Afghanis Must Help Themselves

Afghanistan must do more to help themselves says President Obama. Afghans respond that the US has been helping itself on the world scene for many years now. Look around, help ourselves to WHAT?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Desperate Amanda Holden bids for King Kong's 'organ'

"Complet puzzle," say experts.

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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US lawyers persuaded former Attorney-General Goldsmith to sing that ballad

"Pants on the floor"
"Pants on the floor"

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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Amanda Holden wants to marry King Kong

- for obvious reasons darling - "Absolutely Fabulous reason", darling. "Just picture it, Amanda Holden and King Kong in bed together - the mind just boggles with it darling".

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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NSA-esq 'outfit' wants 'in' on the Spoof

Mark won't cooperate, so they put a filter up the Spoof's jacksie.

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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"Buttocks darling" - 'Absolutely Fabulous Buttocks"

Amanda Holden Insures her Cheeks for 20 million a-piece

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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New Name & Shame List!

New "Named and Shamed" list, this time bout London hookers that are actually men. Of course, once list hits, they'll change again. Just don't get raped and robbed.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Welsh Choirs qualify for extra Government Support

because "Aliens can't hear us", says astronomer.

written by Tcoah, 27 January 2010
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Pope 'whipped himself' because of pervy guilt about God's Banker mess

Pope JP2 Lodge kept a cat-o-nine-tails in his bathroom closet and regularly worked out just like in the good old days of Hellfire Club parties.

written by queen mudder, 27 January 2010
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City Shut Down?

New York subway closed until all-clear given, after fully loaded wino steps on the third rail. Smell coming up from the vents have left many puking their guts out, leading to others puking guts out!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Shocked Susan Boyle disturbs intruder...

who claims massive $$$s compensation after seeing the singer in her PJs and curlers...

written by queen mudder, 27 January 2010
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Brown dodges PMS to remain at Ulster talks

Time of the month plus Saturday's full moon blamed as Gordo gets into under-the-duvet huddle with McGuinnes, Adams, the Yorkshire Ripper etc...

written by queen mudder, 27 January 2010
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'Mums turning to Cameron, survey says'

Duh? I don't think so!

written by queen mudder, 27 January 2010
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Frightening Experience

Man floating over New Mexico in lawn chair missing as lawn chair lands with only deflated balloons and bird, human shit on empty seat.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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UFO Just Practicing

The United States Air Force has stated this morning that the UFO reported by many last night in the sky over Miami was only a Martian blimp getting ready for Super Bowl coverage.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Tiger Improving

Tiger Woods showing improvement at sex clinic. "I mut concentrate on Elin's rear end as hard as I do sizing up a putt.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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How Did "Those" Get In There?"

Downstairs apartment dweller in NYC plunges stopped up commode so hard he plunges upstairs commode sitter's balls off!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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NYC Mine Victim Of Theft

A Mime in New York City says his invisible cube has been stolen. "It's one of those gangs", motioned Mr. Mute. "That thing didn't just disappear into thin air."

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Mick Takes A Fall

Mick Jagger falls from stage during rehearsal for new tour. Stage hand says he is OK as he landed on his lips.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Probably A Big Foot!

Orangutans at San Diego zoo go on strike. Sign they are tired of being accused of throwing shit, killing those women at the Rue Morgue.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Nimoy On Original Star Trek

Leonard Nimoy reveals secret to Vulcan salute: "It wound up 'Live long and prosper" but Shatner & I always stated it as "Live Sausage Even Longer" but they would always edit that out.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Granny's Cupboard Bare

Little Red Riding Hood having a hard time financially. "The wolf is at the door", she told UP2.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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O'Bomba Spoeech Audience Requirements Toughen Up

Besides being either Mom, a "hero" a cop or a soldier, all audience members must now have a "minimum" credit score.

Only the Best of the Best of the Best, Sir!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Haiti Gets one Penney Out of Every Aid Dollar

And That Folks, Is Why Programs Such as "Aid for Haiti" end up being so heavily promoted and televised with celebrities out the ying yang.... 'cause it's profitable!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Terrorists Strike TheSpoof

Both Osama Bin Laden and al-Qaida have claimed responsibility for Spoof Stories not being read.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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"They're Very Fast"

With the speed of her pit crew, female race car driver Danica Patrick says she still hasn't caught the crew member who attempts to rotate her breasts at least once a race.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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It's Obama Again

President Barack Obama will be on ABC News Sunday with George Stephanopoulos, the first president ever to be on TV first 365 days of Presidency.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Pothead Dead

Pothead the Clown has died. Pothead will be cremated. "He always wanted to go up in a puff of smoke, says his long time clown friend, Joe Biden.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Raising The Dead

Pfizer has announced that the price of it's Erectile Dysfunction product, Viagra, is set to rise again tonight.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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New Book

John Gray, writer of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" writing new book for teens called, "How To Get To First Base On Venus".

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Belgium struck by Haitian after-quakes as Justin Henin "slams" into the Aussie semis

An apartment block in Liege, belgium collapsed as an Haitian after-quake struck and Justin Henin slammed her way into the Aussie semis at the same time causing Liege to rock and roll!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2010
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Mob In Action

Mob thrives on credit crunch, unemployment with 100% daily interest rates.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Michelle On The Trail

Michelle Obama jumps into budget process; Support for military families, whose husbands, wives were supposed to be back home by now, according to husband while running for president.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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LA Closes Pot Spots

Los Angeles council votes to close most pot dispensaries as growers worldwide cannot keep up!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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The Great Pretender

President pretends he didnt sign off on shady healthcare deals. "Why, health care was the farthest thing on my mind. We need jobs!"

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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"I Am The Greatest!"

Number of Times Obama Refers to Himself in One Speech: 132! Beats the record of Mohammed Ali two hours before a fight in 1969.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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The UnKennedy

The UnKennedy: Obama aims to ax moon mission, drop any plans of visiting Dallas.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Cat & Dog Off Menus

Cat and dog meat could soon be off the menu in China because of them being fed bad dog and cat food.


written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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British Kids Unhappy

It's a sad fact, but one in ten British children is unhappy. Brown requests Mr. Happy himself to come visit. "You can't look this guy in the eye without pissing yourself", claims Brown.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Deja Vue All Over Again

Britain, a United Nations of crime: Offenders from 160 countries are in our crowded prisons... one in seven inmates. Negotiations begin with Australia over several big prisons.


written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Up For Grabs

No time to chill: Marines endure temperatures of -30c in the Arctic as they prepare for combat over who owns the North Pole.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Historical Killer!

Images of city's most wanted criminals to be beamed on to historic landmarks. Criminals immediately begin killing off rivals so their pics will be #1.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Bug Out!

Food poisoning bug is found in two thirds of supermarket chicken. Chicken farmers told not to feed their chickens bugs unless they know what kind they are feeding them.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Supreme Yoyos

Supreme Court overturns Government's 'unfair' power to freeze assets of terror suspects. Terrorists have the legal right to maintain their explosives.


written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Mixed Review

Don't invest in Britain: The UK economy sits 'on a bed of nitroglycerine', investors warned. Other than that, things pretty well okey dokey.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Yob Job

'They are all dead anyway': What a yob allegedly told a church verger as he urinated on war memorial. 'What I drunk will help peed dirt to dirt, ashes to ashes'.


written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Lots Of Discrimination

Employer told not to post advert for 'reliable' workers because it discriminates against 'unreliable' applicants. Also, 'male' sperm donors needed' discriminates against female donors.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Little Exaggerated

Scientists exaggerated impact of climate change, says Government's chief adviser. "No truth that we have six months before oceans rise ten feet."

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Slide In Peru

Peru slide kills tourist, guide near Machu Picchu. "Not the best place to put a slide", says official.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Blood Pressure Dementia

More blood pressure worry: It's linked to dementia, according to new study of Napoleon Bonaparte.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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The Blue Terradactyls

Flight tests show ancient birds could glide, perform acrobatics in flight.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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NASA Ends Effort

NASA ends effort to free rover from Martian sand. "I'd like to go up there and kick it's ass", says one official.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Where Has Oregon?

Oregon still looking for wealthy to tax after passing increase. One way to draw more businesses apparently is by raising their taxes?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Obama Admits Mistakes

Gibbs: Obama acknowledges he's made mistakes. Blames too many beer conferences.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Voters Upset

Backroom health care deals fuel voter anger. Also not exactly happy over troops secretly in Yemen, Tiger Woods hiding out in Cheney old undisclosed location.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Stupid Surveys

Survey: Honeybee colony collapse losses declining better. Colony of honeybee collapse slows....Honeybees doing better, OK?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Oregon To Tax Any Found Wealthy

Oregon says yes to taxing wealthy, businesses as massive layoffs begins, exits into Washington.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Keep Circulation Going

Coalition of Active Neighborhoods holds winter rally. "As long as we can rally & stay active, we won't freeze to death", says Speaker.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Whooping Cranes & Democrats

Wildlife officials fear the world's only remaining natural flock of endangered whooping cranes, democrats in Senate & House, could be at risk of another die-off.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Well, A Groupie Are We?

Report: Intruder arrested at Susan Boyle's house after four hours. Could hardly walk.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Health Care A Taxing Issue

Congress slows down on health care until they get people working again, to tax for it.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Discussed Behind Doors

Report: Obama approved secret operations in Yemen as he continues his "Open Policy" promised during campaign.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Mostly Thin-Striped

4 men accused of phone plot had conservative ties. Also dressed in conservative shirts & pants, jacket.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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National Debt Sign Explodes

Thinking of counting to a trillion one second per number? Better get started. It will take 31,688 years for generations to pay off Obama, Congress debt!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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New Lizard King

Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants. "Are those lizards in your shorts or are you just glad to see all of us making this arrest?"

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Toyota Halts Sales of All Models Except One...

because of sticking accelerators. Their "S" car is still for sale with a new slogan: "You ought to see our "S" car go!"

written by Adam Click, 27 January 2010
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Teen Preggers Up!

Teen pregnancy rate up after 10-year recline. I'm sorry, that should be 10-year decline.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Obama Breaks Wind Record

231-mph NH wind gust is no longer world's fastest as speech of a pissed President Obama health care loss reaches 240-mph blowing 1st row audience into 2nd row. John Edwards hair may never recover.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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State of The Union In One Sentence:

"I'm from the federal government and I'm here to help you."

written by Adam Click, 27 January 2010
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Japanese Cars Not So Safe

Toyota halts US sales of Camry, 7 other models. Ford CEO: Ain't that just too bad?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Kim: This Is Great

NKorea, SKorea exchange fire near disputed border, roast over 100,000 hot dogs. NKorea thanks SKorea for invention of fire.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Obama Goal The Same

Obama's goal: Get agenda moving, people believing same old bullshit that worked during campaign.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Congresional Leaders Take Health Care Bill "Off Fast Track"

Now that really is the funniest thing I have heard in a decade since Billary first brought it up twelve years ago.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Intruder Arrested at Singer Susan Boyle's House

Rape Intent?


scratch that.....

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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O'Bomba's Speech Goal: "Get People Believing Again"

Otherwise known as con job speech # 99.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Obama Health Plan To Drop Diabetics.

Diabetics will no longer be covered under the proposed US health care reform. "We will send Wilford Brimley to visit them occasionally," a White House spokesman said.
"He can feel their pain."

written by tlmedia, 27 January 2010
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"Elin Woods Hopes to Save Marriage to Tiger"

Correct Interpretation: "Hang in there for a while so I don't look like such a loser and I'll cut you some bigger $$$$$"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Austrailian Open Women's Event Winding Down to Justine Henin vs. Serena Williams

Mighty Mouse vs. Thunder Mouth

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Looking for Work?

Housekeeper Job Available working for Mrs. Netanyahu.

Litigation experience required to get paid.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Is France Right to Ban Muslim Veil?

Only if you feel uncomfortable with 8,000,000 Darth Vaders walking around.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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O'Bomba Approved Secret Military Misions in Yemen

The Bush virus rears its ugly head once again.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Europe Grumbles about Backseat Role in Haiti

In U.S. Public Poll voters say "Pay Europe to take it away, Please."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Man Caught at Airport with 44 Lizards in Underpants

Good thing they weren't the meat eating variety.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Britney Spears, Shakira and Lady GaGa To Perform at Marine World With Shamu the Killer Whale

The show, "Scuba GaGa Spears Shakira" to coincide with "Feed the Whales" event.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Rosie O'Donnell Naked In Wax

All Part of a GITMO visual torture methodology

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Hungry Crowds in Haiti Face Pepper Spray from U.S. Troops

What's Next? O'Bombs Away?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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TSA to Set "Global Security Standards for Travel"

Total World Compliance.... or World War III, Which will it Be?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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New Poll Results on Healthcare Bill

Half say start anew, the other half says dissolve the Government.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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What Spending is O'Bomba Out to Freeze?

Not Nancy Pelosi's, that's for damn sure.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Change in the U.S. Government System Not Likely

When slaves don't know that they are slaves, the chances of insurrection are nil. We live in the land of the Wizard of Oz.....where is ol' Ozzy anyway?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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What's in a Name?

NASA says its Mars Rover will no longer rove. It will stay in one place.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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Reports Say NASA's New Space Suit is Quite Slimming

Several celebrities will be wearing them to the Oscars award ceremony.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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Female Bowler Wins on Men's Tour

A male chauvinist complains, "They've taken over bars, the office and outer space. I just knew the bowling tour would be next."

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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In the U.S., Truckers and Bus Drivers Are No Longer Allowed to Text While Driving

Others can continue to text while driving and cause as many accidents as they want.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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Wiliams Ordered to Cover Bum

Attempting to Intimidate Line Judge with Super Ugly Bare Bum Really Dumb.

Sister Serena Remains Mum...More to Come?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Vikings: No Deadline for Farve Decision

Death by Hanging or Firing Squad are both options.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Trucker gets ticketed 14 times.

Edward Fellstrom was given 14 speeding tickets today by a police officer who pulled the car-carrying truck over for driving 20 miles per hour over the posted limit.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 27 January 2010
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Despite wind and rain and snow.

Bus driver Wayne Bickford drove 62 kids to P.S. 132 high school this morning, despite school being canceled. "Nobody told me not to," Bickford said when asked why he drove through 3 feet of new snow.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 27 January 2010
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Irony at the Executioner's Block

James "Throw the Switch" Drawlight was sentenced to life in prison today for the executions of 63 convicted criminals after capital punishment was ruled unconstitutional.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 27 January 2010
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Deaf Cheerleader Makes Mistake

A deaf cheerleader today told a crowd of football fans "I can't hear you!!" 72 times before being removed.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 27 January 2010
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Someone at the CIA You've Never Heard of Says "al-Quaida has Weapons of Mass Destruction

Yep! from pocket rocket moth balls to WMD's Osama has them all in his pockets in the Hills of Afghanistan or Yemen or Pakistan or Iraq or Syria or.........well goddam it, someplace!!

O'Bombs Away!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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New Report: Pope John Paul Regularly Whipped His Own Ass

Now there's a new one.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Rosie O'Donell Taking Over for Oprah

On the early Morning Lez Be Friends Show.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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Banks of the NY Fed and AIG Accused of Hiding Key Facts

Hard to Believe. These guys wouldn't do that would they?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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He Hates Osama Too

Osama Bin Laden nearly caught at airport but it turned out to be his gay cousin, Reginald Bin Laden.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Pussy Woods Still Silent

Pussy Cat Woods still not came out and made any statements on when or if he will join PGA this year.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Whiplash Bank Czar

President Obama, still angry over health care bill, appoints Snidely Whiplash as new Bank Czar. Little Nell takes out meager savings.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Political Windbags Up

Harnessing wind viable possibility in most states as this year an election year nationally and locally.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2010
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Lady Wrestler Hurt by Broken Nail

Female wrestling star Lady Jesse Pain was hospitalized today when she was gravely injured by her opponent who broke one of Lady Pain's fingernails.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 27 January 2010
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Porn Star Problems

Long Eddie Wang was forced to retire from porn today when his penis divorced him rather than appear in "World's Ugliest Bitches volume 3."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 27 January 2010
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Kiefer Sutherland on Mexican Hamburgers

Where's the Beef?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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