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Doctors Suggest American Medical Association Change Name of Women's Practices

"What part of a woman is a Gyne? Why not just call us pussyologists?"

written by Jalapenoman, 25 January 2010
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Peyton Manning to Spend Next Two Weeks Preparing For Super Bowl

That's probably eight less commercials he'll have time to make.

written by Jalapenoman, 25 January 2010
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Vikings Teammates Disappointed Favre Choked Against Saints

"We had a Gatorade Bath for him filled with Geritol."

written by Jalapenoman, 25 January 2010
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Indy Colts Invite Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Be On Their Super Bowl Sidelines

"We both wear blue and white, and what's football without the Cowboy Cheerleaders?"

written by Jalapenoman, 25 January 2010
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Obama Gives Presidential Order Saying "Massachussets" Must Change State Name

"I think any state named after Massa must be racist"

written by Jalapenoman, 25 January 2010
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UN climate control committee and the British Met Office

The two hottest favourites for "Best Comedy Double Act"

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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Tiger Woods, a "meat and potatoes guy" (allegedly)

and lemmings love sticky toffee pudding with custard. Well, they do!

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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Welsh Assembly of God (WAG)

Easily confused with the Welsh Assembly Government (WAG)

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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UN adamant that

humans will die out unless then can run at 40 mph to escape rising sea levels following the soon-to-happen melting of the Himalayan glaciers.

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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Should Thank Me!

In latest video Osama Bin Laden takes credit of help saving the world from overpopulation!

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Nothing Much To Do

Recent snows, ice, cold and power outages have increased number of sales of battery operated vibrators by 50%.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Balloon Boy Story Incomplete

Authorities still putting together charges over the Balloon Boy incident, but the final list is still up in the air. Now they have found out that the White House crashers at hearings were more fakes.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Another Robot Breakthrough

Japanese inventors now have a robot that will go to the refrigerator and get you a beer and sandwich. Now, all we need is one that will gently scratch our balls.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Obama Offense Weakened

Advisors to President Obama tell him he's been losing lately because of spreading his troops too thin & on too many fronts: Afghanistan, Iraq, Republicans, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh & his Mother In Law!

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Lowdown Madoff

One of Bernie Madoff's former clients is suing Bernie for using HIS money on women, drink and drug parties. The rest he just wasted.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Well, The Men Did

When asked about last year's movies, most viewers in a poll stated that the movie "Paranormal Activity" had too many ghosts and not enough scenes of things going "bump in the night".

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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He Was Barely Hanging On

Airline pilots who overflew their Minnesota landing by 150 miles now claim they were distracted by balloon boy.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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"We Is For The Good Guys!"

Former Vice President Dick Cheney accused the White House of "dithering" over the strategy in Afghanistan. "I'm not dithering", stated Obama. "My teleprompter crashed."

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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"Till The Fart Lady Sings"

According to NBC News, President Obama has played more golf in nine months than George Bush in nearly three years. Bush wasn't as good. His handicap was Yogi Berra's Disease.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Where's The Change?

Obama Uses Teleprompters During Speech at Elementary School after 4th grader asks uncomfortable question.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Serena Willimas "flesh coloured" knickers cause heart attack global epidemic!

Male tennis fans over 73 have been cautioned and warned about watching Serena Williams in her flesh coloured knickers, it could cause major heart attacks!

written by Jaggedone, 25 January 2010
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Chimps Love Camp

Movie made by chimpanzees to be broadcast on television Most expect usual barrel laughs, shit-throwing.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Calif. Guv Campaigning

Schwarzenegger admits he smoked drugs, took part in wild orgies, hung out with hookers. Opponents say he's only playing up to the Hollywood public before next election.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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New Pre-Census Survey

California is the #1 place those in other states would like to be, except for those living in California. There #1 was "Any Place But Burning, Flooding, Earthquake, Landsliding California".

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Chemical Ali Decently Executed

Ali Hassan al-Majid, a former Iraqi official known as "Chemical Ali", has been executed after being turned over to Greenpeace.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Obama's Ears Red

Rumor: White House temperature gauge set on 75 degrees. Michelle stared down by Mother In Law every time she reaches for it.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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School Zone!

Sign of the times: "Slow, 30 MPH School Zone! Are You Wearing Your Bullet Proof Vest?"

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Political Crackdowns

Rumor: George W. Bush, Tony Blair spin doctors lose their licenses.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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What About Obama Worshippers?

Man wearing "Jews For Jesus" tee shirt told he cannot enter public buildings.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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More US Jobs

Some factories tell President Obama that the dollar is shrinking so fast they may be back to their old factories in the US before long..just as soon as smoke clears.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Chemical Ali joins his cousin in Allahs heaven

Çhemical Ali and Saddam have been reunited in heaven, they had a bit of a swing getting there, but now both are happy in their new lives as WOMD inspectors! (Fooled you again!)

written by Jaggedone, 25 January 2010
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Scientist Still At Lab

In South Korea, that scientist considered to be one of the pioneers in the field of cloning and had been sentenced to two years in prison, admits he's a clone.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Indianapolis, Minneapolis!

Those two pilots that sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination and been fired, finally admit they forgot where they were going & arguing when airline hostess reminded them.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Nothing On The Telly!

Primary schools forced to build new classrooms as councils struggle to cope with soaring birth rate since big snowstorms keeping more couples inside.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Diminutive Child Star Gary Coleman Arrested for Spouse Abuse


Authorities claim they are keeping him on an 'extemely short leash' after
Protective Custody Order Signed by Judge Judy, who has even a shorter temper than him.

written by Morse, 25 January 2010
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Moral Coward?

Cameron accuses Brown of 'moral cowardice' for failing to tackle secretary, budget deficit.


written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Blair Witch Hunt Project

£250,000 electrically wired ring of steel for Tony Blair's grilling: Huge security operation as Judgment Day looms for ex-PM over Iraq War. Will have hood over head & answer only Yes or No!

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Faulty Towers

Grotty Grosvenor in Blackpool voted filthiest hotel in Europe. Booked up by goths until 2011 after receiving reward.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Simple Mistake

Pensioner, 91, killed in collision after driving wrong way down dual carriageway backwards with turn signal on in the wrong car at 90 MPH.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Real Ghost Now

Bus-riding cat Casper killed in hit & run. Later driver, Wendy, says she didn't see him.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Favre Retiring?

Was NFC championship loss Brett Favre's last game? If you can't run five yards down the field with no one close, maybe it is.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Coleman Attorney Angry

Actor Gary Coleman jailed in Utah. Attorney fills action on client being placed temporarily in baby play pen.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Pope Urges Priests

Pope to priests: Go forth and flog. I'm sorry, that should have been "Go forth and blog!"

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Angie Comments on Brad & Jenn Situation

"I just want to have my cake and eat her too! Can't we all just 'get along?"

written by Morse, 25 January 2010
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Kirstie On Mercy Mission

15 whales die beached in NZ, 33 coaxed to sea as Kirstie Alley hired to lure them out.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Save The Tiger

Save The Tiger: Pressure mounts from PETA, PGA for tougher action.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Home Sales Fall

Home sales likely fell in December. No stats yet but nothing different happening during the past 12 months so it's a pretty safe bet.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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His Campaign Died Too

McCain says campaign finance reform is dead, plus I don't feel all that well, myself.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Looking For Jobs

White House advisers promise sharper focus on jobs, but not the Bill Clinton type.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Only One Ever Found

Rare dinosaur skeleton of the Brontoplatypus turned over to researchers.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Alaska First

You're number 1: Alaska village up first in census, although Wyoming already known to contain 34 people.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Lawsuits Coming?

Bowling Green Hospital confused rectal thermometers with regular one, giving whole floor the shits.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Practically Stopped Altogether

Businesses expect to boost hiring and capital spending in the first half of the year as the U.S. recovery from the recession s l o w l y continues.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Obama Helping Middle Class

Obama to announce aid for middle class. Recommends private soup lines, first in line at unemployment offices.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Gary Coleman Arrested

Actor Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah on a warrant for failing to appear in court, police said. Coleman claims he was there, jumping up & down, but nobody noticed.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Begins Today

U.S. census to start on a dog sled in Alaska, end sometimes in 2019.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Russians In Hospital

Holy shit? 117 Russians in hospital after drinking holy water.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Torches Won't Help

Scientists create model of weather monster 'Frankenstorm', with Eyegore right in the middle.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Housing Complexes Bankrupt

Owners: $5.4B NY housing complexes go to creditors. Both Upper East Side, 12 one-room apartments will soon be available for $450,000 each.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Will Do 2 More Episodes

"All My Children" actor James Mitchell dead at 89. Will still do "walk on" (laid out) spots about dying until funeral.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Vet Benefits

Thousands of vets could get benefits upgrade, from $400 per month to $410 per month.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Storm Hits Washington Metro Area

Deluge of rain and windy gusts of 40 mph; natural physical confirmation of turbulent times for the White House.

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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Astronauts Finally Get Limited Internet Access in Space

Data shows Porn Sites first up.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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Audit: State Department Failed to Oversee Iraq Reconstruction

But Didn't Fail to Pay Halliburton!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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Aid Groups Seek Tent City Sites for Haitian Refugees

Only problem with that thought is the Aid Groups want the Tent Cities in and around NYC.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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Pope Wants Priests to Start Jogging

There go the robes.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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Rare Dinosaur Bones Studied at Last

The unknown raptor has been given the name Bretuvius Farvius due to the extraordinary age of the bones.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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I see London, I see France . . .

. . . I see Venus Williams' underpants.

written by Gail Farrelly, 25 January 2010
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Fans Send Farve Special Request: Hop In

Found Costco had delivered a fully paid for casket to his house with self sealing hydraulic lid. Just hop in and its done.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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British Met Office gumped again

prosecuted by Trading Standards Office under "unfit for purpose" for providing inaccurate weather reports to Osama Bin Laden

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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O'Bomba Goes on Offensive to Save Agenda

Cuts a loud and very offensive fart while making State of the Union Address.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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"Some health plans are more equal than others"

"Pants on the Floor": Cadillac health plans recognise sex addition as an illness, but will only cover it on the deluxe Cadillac health plans.

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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Sex Addiction Treatment - only for the rich

so ordinary folks can't have it because treatment is not covered by their health plans.

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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Five Things Your Bank Won't Tell You

1. Its not your money
2. You will be charged for having the money you don't own
3. Interest isn't taxable for the bank, but is for you
4. If you want a loan, bend over
5. Its only paper, fool.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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Holly Wood

Brad & Angelina split, Tiger & Elin talking, Brad & Angelina Talking, Tiger and Elin split, Tiger and Elin talking....

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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"Royal Society meet to discuss if extra-terrestrials are here on Earth"

Turns out that the Royal Society is full of aliens.

written by Tcoah, 25 January 2010
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Hillary: "Internet Information Curtain Is Dropping All Around the World"

hours afterwords, it was revealed that anti-government e-mails are now being intercepted by the Pentagon and the sources referred for investigation.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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Bush Has Up/Down Day

Former president Bush was excited for awhile Sunday as WMD's were discovered in remote area of Iraq. Turned out they were ones we sent them to battle Iran.

written by Bureau, 25 January 2010
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Adam Lambert Proves He Really is Queer

Says "that guy over there, Jamy Winehouse, he looks sorta cute to me."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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Kelly Kullick Wins on Men's Bowling Tour!

Well, that hit like a lead balloon.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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