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Transplants Banned

The US joins the England in banning all private organ transplants, other than temporarily during sex.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Cowboy's Center Thankful

Dallas Cowboy center say he's glad Romo, Simpson no longer together. "When he's upset, he tends to grab the wrong ball."

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Changed To Hussein

Investigators say they have finally found what looks like Obama's original birth certificate in Hawaii which should prove he is US citizen, only his middle name is actually 'Hitler'.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Julia Roberts Upskirted at Golden Globes

Amongst the over 40 girl gang, Jennifer Aniston voted "best legs" sending Roberts into a skirt lifting frenzy.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
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Quake Focuses Attention on Haiti's Problems

7.0 quake decimates Haiti, looting up a scant 3% among population living on average $2 a day. However, media coverage following quake blamed for sharp 5,000% increase in reported lootings.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 18 January 2010
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Bush who?

Precisely - all eyes on Massachusetts voters.

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Shares in Ricky Gervais stock

in "climate change" zone - day-traders hope to make a killing as they yoo yoo.

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Bin Laden wants to hire Ricky Gervais

likes his jokes, apparently.

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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"UK Recovery a Phantom for the Opera"

No chance said Retail boss - no, narda, null set - Gordon Brown's government has put the UK on a lemming course for Beachy Head and the 'White Cliffs of Dover'.

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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She Is Not Us

British government demand that Britney Spears quit calling herself, 'Brit'.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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No Guv In Bedroom

Latest Poll: Huge majority doesn't want government in their bedroom, unless it's a female looker!

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Blondes are not DUMB, but they do love a HARD bargain!

Scientists in the US have discovered Blondes are by no means DUMB and that they certainly drive a HARD bargain especially if the supplier is called DICK!!

written by Jaggedone, 18 January 2010
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"It's love actually"

"'Barmy ideas' of Brown's Regime" - actually, it was barmy to let him have the PM job from day one.

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Keither Sutherland - 'shock and awe' post Global Globes

in a scripted scene filmed beating an effigy of Ricky Gervais into orange-pulp

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Man Utd failures, Nani, Berbatov, Anderson on shock loan move to Scot 4th division slum outfit!

Fergie, sick of buying failures has sent three of his major rejects away to find out what "real Brit footy" is about. The slums of Glasgow are perfect for learning how to become a real slutty PRO!

written by Jaggedone, 18 January 2010
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Google "Investigates Ricky Gervais"

as prospective host for upcoming "Sophisticated Security Attack" seminar.

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Man of 59 Offered IVF - controversy over age limit

as above

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Debunked: rumour that Gordon Brown has taken out a restraining order on an ex-girlfriend

Debunking website: "Despite our best efforts, we couldn't locate a single ex-girlfriend of Gordon Brown."

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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"That Looks Like The Ink Spots"

Psychiatrist in Littleton, Ohio puzzled by answers of clients to cards with Ink Spots until he learns that some joker had placed the former 1950's musical group in among them.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Read Your Palms?

Palm reader says that life lines on your hand being long doesn't mean a long life, should you have an extra long middle finger plus bad temper.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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"Vogons Living Among Us"

Solid proof that there are Vogons masquerading as Logons found in a suitcase in a British Rail Found and Lost.

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Czar Wars: Return Of The Taliban

Osama Bin Laden to Barack Hussein Obama: "I am your father!"

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Obese Troops

US Military lamenting the average size of latest volunteers as most will become a huge target, can only the three into big helicopter.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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The Grand Poobah

KKK Grand Wizard apparently getting older as he's now attending meeting in adult diaper with a rubber sheet over his head.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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The Man Who Tried to Kill the Pope Says We will all be dead by the year 2250

A man in the street responded thus: "Well, I should think most of us now living will be dead before 2100, so reaching 2250 would be fantastic - providing nudge nudge say no more!"

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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"Mohammed, Put On Funny Glasses"

CIA angry as Osama Bin Laden who's supposed to be hiding in cave sends latest message in 3D.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Schwarzenegger Mad

Californians who get IOU's for tax refund from state government last year sending IOU's to pay their taxes this year.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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By Way Of Nevada

Clinton To Bush on way to help Haiti: "No George we are NOT flying over New Orleans, we're making a quick stop in Reno & then straight to Haiti!"

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Don't Let "Him" On!

Report: Over 1,000 people on list to beware of, if they try to board a plane, are dead.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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He's MY Dad!

George W. Bush and Bill Clinton who are supposed to be coordinating help for Haiti, already at each other's throat over which one Bush Senior loves the most.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Still There's A Chance....

Old wives tale said to be only an urban legend according to most psychics, mediums.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Now Why Did I Do That?

Two more Obama appointees say they are 'disappointed' at themselves for not paying taxes. Will pay all plus penalty when they leave office.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Will Start Building In Spring

Groundbreaking ceremony in Illinois yesterday for President Obama's Library/Museum/Worship Center.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Take A Look, Hon!

Number of obese American men who can't see their penis remains unchanged. Most say they go by touch.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Probably What Caused Jump In Auto Wrecks

Cases of Glaucoma up 1000% in New Jersey after medical use of marijuana legalized.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Blair No Poodle

New book claims that Tony Blair was not George Bush's Poodle! "Puddle would be more accurate", says author.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Are You There?

Better check it out, as over one billion names now on possible terrorist list.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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O'Brien Not Interested

NBC network offers Conan O'Brien "Tomorrow Show" to appear at 2AM!

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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NKoreas First Astronaut!

North Korea sent it's first man into orbit yesterday when janitor didn't get off in time.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Chile's Best

Billionaire Pinera wins Chile presidential election, cook off!

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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No Butter?

Ban butter to save thousands of lives, says heart surgeon. Bacon fat much better for us...I mean, you.


written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Brit Skiers Drunk

Quarter of British skiers still drunk from the night before when they hit the slopes. "They're the ones trying to ski uphill", says trainer.


written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Nobol Work For Small Wages

David Cameron says that teachers will have the 'noble' job! (Which means there'll be little money).

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Different Blue Days

Feeling depressed? Welcome to Blue Monday - officially the most miserable day of the year. Although in the US, it's whatever day April 15th falls on.


written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Weird Al Version?

DJ condemned for playing Van Halen's Jump as woman leaps from bridge. Same DJ sued by homes of elderly for playing "Dump!" last year.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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News Of The Strange

Police reveal Britain's top ten most wanted 'doorstep criminals' THAT ALL HAVE THE FIRST NAME, MATT! Believe it or not!

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Global Warming Dying

UN report that said Himalayan glaciers would melt within 25 years entirely false. Reporters now say they left out zeroes. It should be 25000 years.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Vomit Bug Investation

Winter vomiting bug hits 500,000 a week as swamped NHS cancels operations and shuts wards. Bugs are yellow with black dots. Will vomit if touched.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Immigrant Pleads Guilty

Illegal immigrant who worked for Attorney General pleads guilty to having fake British visa, accent.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Just Before Crash

Elderly drivers should be banned from motorways, says road safety charity over cellphone while driving over limit.


written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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No Comment

Frustrated air passenger arrested under Terrorism Act after Twitter joke about bombing airport. Now they're here for me.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Please Quit Al That Screaming

Quiet please! Noise irks Japan's commuters the most as both muggers and victims shushed!

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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McGwire Cheered By Fans

McGwire cheered by fans, evades steroid questions. Admits balls the size of marbles.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Romo Does It Again

Favre, Viking defense, Cowboys quarterback, Romo, rough up Cowboys 34-3.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Late Night Goings On!

Leno gets support from staff. Letterman supports helpers with staff!

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Pork Barrel Project Completed

Scientists turn stem cells into pork. Horny Louisiana rednecks excited.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Newton's Apple

Story of Newton's encounter with apple goes online. One with 'banana in pocket or glad to see me', pulled.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Listening For Any Sound

NASA listens for silent Mars lander presumed to be frozen to death. Last message: "Colder than a robot doll's tit".

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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It's A Tradition

Japan Airlines bankruptcy filing expected Tuesday with suicide of those in charge.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Hope It's Settled

Union sets new strike vote against British Airways. Pilots threaten to walk out in mid air.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Least They Got Tanker Back

EU claim victory as Somali pirates release emptied oil supertanker.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Too Lax

Cohron: State DUI laws too lax. "And it's high time someone gave a shit."

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Apples Still Sprayed, Eaten

Chemicals coat apples decades after Alar scare. Breakthrough as lower grade pesticides take people longer to get cancer.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Drug Abuse Widespread

Drug abuse in US prisons is tough to stamp out as guards smuggle them in. "We HAVE to have guards", say wardens.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Marines Exit Iraq

Marines exit Iraq in first wave of US forces out of Iraq and into Afghanistan while eyes on Yemen.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Gunman Released

Pope John Paul II gunman, George Ringo III, released from prison.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Voodoo Objections

Haiti's voodoo priests object to mass burials. "Don't bring a curse on our country."

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Why the U.S. Economy Might Not Ever Recover

Spoof Writers are Haulin' In Bigger Bonuses than Banker Boys, leaving nothing for the rest of society; hence the battle cry of the minions, "Noose the Spoof"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
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Michele O'Bomba Turns 66, accepts Role in Dracula Parady Film

The WH Party Gal will star as "Count Buttula" in the Mike Meyers spoof.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
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Man Accidently Open Wrong Door at Airport, Faces up to Seven Year in Prison

Chillsy Clinton, accidentally opened the same door and was given a surprise party on a spontaneous basis by Airport Security.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
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How Long Will Social Security Last?

Right up until you are eligible to collect, of course.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
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Belgian Doctors Give Woman New Windpipe

American Doctors counter by giving Rush Limbaugh a New Tailpipe.

Both are expected to holler louder than ever.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
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Highpoint of Michelle Obama's Birthday Party

Since the donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, a rousing after-dinner game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" electrified the guests.

written by Gail Farrelly, 18 January 2010
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Johnson & Johnson Recalls Tylenol

Oy! Talk about a headache. . . . .


written by Gail Farrelly, 18 January 2010
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Winter of 2009/2010 - Warmest on Record

British Met Office: "We found a spot inches away from an aircraft engine testing rig where temperatures were in the 500 to 600 degree C range".

written by Tcoah, 18 January 2010
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Don't Bug Me

Civil rights, animal rights and environmentalist groups have joined forces to protect far left wing Democrats from being sprayed with truth serum!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2010
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Agricultural Shift

California used to be the nation's source of fruits and nuts. However it is now Washington DC, as they have all joined the Obama administration!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2010
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Whining Success

Did you ever notice that environmentalists always whine "it's not good enough" even when they succeed?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2010
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Privacy Concerns

Some airline passengers are willing to give up their privacy when going through invasive airport scanners! They argue, isn't it a real loss of civil liberties to be blown up by a terrorist?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2010
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Gilroy Garlic Festival a Success

Last year's Gilroy CA Garlic Festival was a huge success. However, the competing San Francisco CA Onion Festival gave all the attendees gas!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2010
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The Three Lefties to Replace Conan O'Brian

There's Obama the straight man, Pelosi on drums and Reid the announcer. Unfortunately the Tonight Show telecast is not to be seen by the public, as it will be recorded behind closed doors.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2010
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Male Prostitution Not Working

Las Vegas first male prostitutes doing little business. "Can't compete with every man in Vegas", says employee.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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Madoff Complains

Barney Madoff claims that being sentenced to 100 years in prison without the chance of a book dead is cruel and unusual punishment.

written by Bureau, 18 January 2010
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