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Just Missed The Holidays

Japanese say they are ready to assemble thousands of their new sex dolls that talk, the perfect gift for the man who has no life.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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This Guy Is Good

Bernie Madoff says that he has finally raised enough to purchase prison.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Dollar Sinks Again

United States dollar declines once again against Cherokee wampum.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Under President's Orders

GM or Government Motors says it is not taking unfair advantage by cutting 20,000 jobs at Ford.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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"Have You Heard The One About Obama & Larry Craig?

Conan O'Brien signs three-year four million dollar deal with Al Jazeera! Has huge collection of Obama jokes.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Sex Addiction not that bad

If you are addicted to sex, learn to live with it unless your wife finds out about it.

written by jansal, 17 January 2010
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Kirstie's New Role

Kirstie Alley has new acting role as soon as she loses a few pounds and can get into Mr Kool Aid outfit.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Placebos Do Fine

Study: Placebos work as well as medication in treating Erectile Dysfunction, as long as pill containers have naked broads on them.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Marriage Is Thinking Of The Other Person

Study: more men purchasing women's breast enhancer for wives on internet than women buying Viagra and extenders for men.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Time Traveler

Time travel will be available in only 5 years announces scientist from 2015.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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They're Lying

All 'mind readers' working at airport security banned from Washington DC.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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"Skin Magazine"

Larry Flynt of Hustler Magazine officially changes his middle name to "Skin".

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Will Manage Himself

Yo Yo Ma claims that every manager he's ever had was a yoyo.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Basement at 10 Downing Street found teeming with alien technology

"It's Brown's pact with the aliens from space - he'll do anything to stay in power," according to No. 10 mole.

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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"How to tell the sex of a building"

Send answers with a SAE envelop to: 10 Downing Street, London, WC1, England.

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Dennis Hopper gets unhitched during parachute drop

'Can't make this stuff up', said blue velvet tablecloth

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Fire In The Hole!

The US is placing hills of fire ants all along its southern border.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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It's the season for snow

and 'white powder' busts.

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Actress playing Snow White busted

For sniffing snow like substance - "We thought it was just a prop she was sniffing," said stage hand.

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Snow White and Tony Snow announce engagement

beyond the grave

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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John Thaw confused with Snow Thaw

Street survey found that 51% of respondents confused John Thaw with Jack Frost. 49% of respondents didn't know either man.

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Tony Blair's former spin chief, Alastair Campbell

Iraq Enquiry confirms that Alastair Campbell is the fastest ass wipe in the West. "Who Knew?" AC: "I'm Bad."

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Website to help Gordon Brown's supporters

Collapses for lack of logons.

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Crickhowell, Wales

center of something

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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My Parent's Drive Way

"Welsh First Minister Carwyn Jones promises new supplies of grit for the roads will be delivered first to areas which need them most."

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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US drone "is a double agent"

Predator drone reprogrammed in-flight to hit Payless shoe shops. "No one noticed it before as there are no Payless shoe shops in north-west Pakistan," said Joe Biden who preferred to remain anonymous.

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Big Means Beautiful

So says Kirstie Allie.

written by Skoob1999, 17 January 2010
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Talk About A Daily Double.

Nevada man wins national lottery plus he had bet that he would win the lottery against huge odds at Las Vegas.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Insiders Feeling Trapped

Insiders in Washington are all saying the same thing: "Let Us Out Of Here!"

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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We Are A Peaceful People

Taking a cue from Time's 'Person Of The Year', many now voting for "Everyone" to receive Nobel Peace Prize certificate.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Walk This Way

Man who mailed talcum powder to congressmen causing a scare says they will need the talcum powder after this falls election.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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England Must Rally!

Scots 'drink the equivalent of 537 pints of beer a year', plus a little scotch.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Out Of Control?

Labour's new drugs czar sniffed at fears of 'skunk' danger just two years ago.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Balls For Smacking

Schools Secretary Ed Balls has been accused of refusing to ban Islamic schools from smacking children for fear of upsetting Muslim 'sensitivities'. "But anyone else will be arrested."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Photo Shoot

Downing Street officials were ordered to round up 'obviously sick children' for a photo call on a hospital visit by Tony Blair during the 2001 General Election. "But nothing contagious."


written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Walker Survives Avalanche

Walker's miracle escape after being swept 600ft down Lake District mountain by avalanche, started by dropped banana peel of predecessor.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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New Parking Rules

Energy giant orders staff to always reverse into parking spaces under 'draconian' health and safety rules. Hundreds complain of strained neck the first month.


written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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One Noise Allowed

Quiet please! Noise irks Japan's commuters the most, except for farts. "Those we need to be warned about", says passenger.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Saints Defeat Cardinals

New Orleans Saints go marching in. "It just wasn't in the Cards this year", says Cardinals owner.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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American Limits Bags

American limiting bags on flights to Dominican Republic. Mostly younger women on board.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Woods In Tourney?

Rider Cup among questions for Woods. I'm sorry, that should have been Ryder Cup.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Just A Slipup

Government fines United $300,000 for fare flub as they inadvertently added extra "0" to flight costs.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Old Song Revised

Data: US obesity rate high, but not rising as new country group, 'Rufus', revise old Johnny Cash song. "How fat are the people Mama? (400 pounds and rising!)

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Kate Moss Version Of Full English Breakfast Revealed

Small black coffee. No sugar. Cigarette.

written by Skoob1999, 17 January 2010
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Earl Grey Issues Denial

"I was not the hacker responsible for the 'porn on billboards' debacle in downtown Moscow," he claims.

written by Skoob1999, 17 January 2010
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Scientists Flub Cell Experiment

Scientists turn stem cells into monster. It's being pursued in eastern Europe by crowds with torches.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Stop Payments After 100,000th Claim

Japanese no longer accepting "Godzilla bit him in half" as excuse for widow, widower's claim for pensions.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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NKoreans Hit Ocean Again

All 20 new North Korean drones launched yesterday fall into ocean.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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One Found At Ted's House

JFK breach is 2nd this month at NYC-area airport. This time former president's brain smuggled in in jar.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Chemical Ali Dissolving

Iraq's 'Chemical Ali' gets 4th death sentence, what's left of him. Only seven more to go.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Men Needed

Big Brothers Big Sisters needs more men to volunteer. Several priests step forward.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Bush, Clinton To Haiti

Bush, Clinton call for long-term help for Haiti, like the next 200 years.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Saudi Billionaire Could Help Others

Saudi billionaire eyes new links with News Corp. Apparently "Screw the poor Palestinians."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Haiti earthquake was not an earthquake, it was an Al Qaeda Suicide Sub attack!

Bin Laden has admittted causing the "earthquake" in Haiti, it was a "nuke Suicide Submarine" without a "Navi system"!!!
The Great One thought Haiti was Florida, he can't always be right!!

written by Jaggedone, 17 January 2010
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Batman Vs Chemical Ali

Iraq's 'Chemical Ali' gets 4th death sentence. No hanging as his neck would eat through the ropes. Acts Confused. Wants to be in next "Batman".

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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Tiger's Return

Federer: Woods will be back at his best soon. "Then look out ladies!"

written by Bureau, 17 January 2010
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"I Never Wanted To Be Famous."

Says cross dressing cage fighter Alex Reid from The Celebrity Big Brother House.

written by Skoob1999, 17 January 2010
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Liverpool Concede Late Goal At Stoke

Ain't that the Huth.

written by Skoob1999, 17 January 2010
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Five A Day

Tomato sauce flavoured crisps, apple and blackberry pie, and a pop tart don't count, Jamie Oliver tells dieticians.

written by Skoob1999, 17 January 2010
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Law And Order Break Down In Post Quake Haiti

"If things get any worse, it'll be as bad as Detroit," Red Cross spokesman says.

written by Skoob1999, 17 January 2010
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Haiti earthquake awakens monster

Prehistoric creature is named "God-zilla" in Hatian press reports. "It is headed straight for Port-au-Prince," said Haiti's top general...

written by Robin Berger, 17 January 2010
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World misled over glacier meltdown

A warning that most of the Himalayan glaciers will melt by 2035 turns out to be cods-wallop - well, WHAT A SURPRISE!

written by Tcoah, 17 January 2010
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Scientists Say Gold Fish Are Orange Not Gold

Scientists have today renamed 'Gold Fish' to 'Orange Fish' as almost two decades of research finds the fish to be orange.

written by OhWhatsHisName, 17 January 2010
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