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Putin Offers U.S. Security Agencies Assistance from KGB

Putin stated that the first thing the U.S. could help with is the elimination the thousands of double agents he personally knows currently on the CIA and FBI payrolls.

OOPS!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Senator Bill Nelson (D) Suggest Moving Haitians to U.S.

Says empty Detroit is the perfect place to establish "Little Haiti" just like Miami has become "Little Cuba".

Limbaugh Seen Choking his Chicken with that Propsoal

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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O'Bomba Suggests Witholding Billions in Aid to Israel Until Israel Stops Building in Palestinian Territory

Hillary Clinton Suggested in response that O'Bomba's Paycheck be Withheld Until He Stops Trying to Reach an Actual Peace Settlement.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Experts Question U.S. Terror Alert System

What's wrong with "Double Red Alert" and the "Bat Phone in the Bat Cave?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Glen Beck to Run with Jeb Bush as GOP Candidates for 2012

The plan is to provide all supporters with endless free bottles of Beck's Beer and dollar 24 can cases of Anheuser Bush Brewery products.

Top that O'Bomba!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Ambassador Bill Clinton Addresses Nation on Arrival in Haiti!

....hey, bubba...anyone left here who could get me some coffee....?

written by Morse, 15 January 2010
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J.P. Morgan Investment Bankers See $9.3 Billion Dollar Payday

Their plan is to "buy out" the U.S. Government, so there will be no more complaining about absurd bonuses.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Consumers are Squeezed as Inflation Outpaces Wage Growth

Noting the reality, U.S. Senate and Congress vote to forgo Health Insurance for the masses altogether, as no one can afford it!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Everyone On Record, At Least

Experts are still trying to explain how the "World's Oldest Person" is still alive. Theorize that the second oldest has something to do with it.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Airplane Deliverance

A plane with 109 people aboard has landed safely in a swamp in Louisiana with only minor injuries to their rear ends by rescuers.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Had It's Ups & Downs

The makers of Viagra say that their pills have been a complete success with only minor deaths.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Latest Weather In Your Area.

Look outside.

written by Nick Hobbs, 15 January 2010
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Beatty After Wilt's Record

New Book Claims Warren Beatty Bedded 12,775 Women! But purists say if he breaks Wilt Chamberlain's record, there must be an asterisk because of Viagra.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Expanding Bras

New Smart Bra expands when body temperature rises. Dolly's explosion in Pigeon Forge shook houses in Knoxville.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Fed vs. States: Who Should Run the Health Insurance Market?

and the winner is...........the Insurance Companies, Of Course!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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China not quite ready for a "Mr Gay" contest!

China have incarcerated the organisor of "Mr Gay China" his punishnment is 6 years in a womens prison. he begged for the DEATH PENALTY!

written by Jaggedone, 15 January 2010
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'Top of the Class'

Big American Unions to be recognized as a 'special class' so that they can skirt around "equal protection under the law" doctrine to avoid paying taxes on their 'Cadillac health plans'.

written by Tcoah, 15 January 2010
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Madona Pledges to Adopt 25 Haitian Babies

Angelina ups the ante with similar pledge to adopt 50 babies.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Police Force "Mr. Gay China" Pageant to Close

Somehow that concept doesn't sound particularly appetizing to me either.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Shhhhh! Senate Perks Growing Like Wildfire

Besides private "getaway" offices in the Capital, Senators are now entitled to unlimited Dominoes Pizzas at taxpayer expense. Now that really crosses the line!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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CIA Updates Bin Laden Photo; Removes Beard, Changes Hair

Reveals an exact match to Rahm Emanuel. Pentagon now Investigating.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Looters and Thugs Roam Streets of Haiti

U.S. Military to detain and relocate the suspects to Los Angeles

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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France Moves Closer to Banning Muslim Veil

The CIA is Opposing the Measure, as it claims millions of its Spies will have their cover blown.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Haiti: Where Will All The Money Go?

"Consultants" from the U.S. are on the way to "ensure" the money is used properly!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Surely Not Bigamy?

Israeli Fritzl' with harem of up to 30 wives and 60 children arrested on suspicion of incest, sexual abuse, possible bigamy.


written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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TV Viewing Down

Worst year ever for Christmas television, rest of the year: Official figures spell the end of traditional family viewing. "May as well show reruns", says BBC spokesperson.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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"Look, A Copper!"


Top policeman complains he cannot do his own shopping because 'it's too dangerous'. 'They can always tell who I am by me flat feet.'

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Obama Criticizes Successful Banks

JP Morgan defies Obama to pay out billions in bonuses after recording bumper $11.7bn profits. "How about your bonuses for Freddie Mac, Gennie Mae CEO's? still losing money, Mr. President?"

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Soak Up The Warmth

Enjoy the 'warmth' while it lasts: UK to hit 10c this weekend but big freeze from global warming could last until April.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Got His Wings

Prince William awarded his wings after graduating from RAF course. Hears a bell ring!


written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Still A Spitfire

Betrayal of a Spitfire hero: NHS withdraws care home funding for war veteran struck down by dementia. Catch fire after he spits on them.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Britain's Smallest Policewoman

Little Miss Laptop: Britain's smallest policewoman stands at just 4ft 10in. Says she's tired of fellow officers introducing her as "the little lady".


written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Cameron To Asses

Mr Cameron announced the establishment of a centre to asses and respond to cyber attacks on the internet. Sorry, that should be 'assess'.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Bin Laden Teaching Elsewhere?

Revealed: Extremist Islamic preacher lectures at London School of Economics and how to survive living in a cave.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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JP On The Ball

JP Morgan reports $3.3bn profits as politicians in Washington begin to drool, pass the new JP Morgan tax.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Prostitute Fined

Prostitute fined $820,000 for unpaid tax. "This time it's me in the hole", she tells the press.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Hippo Escapes

Montenegro's only hippopotamus escaped from the mountainous Adriatic nation's zoo during floods this week, officials said Wednesday. "If he's looking for a mate, he's shit out of luck."

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Woods Returning?

Federer: Woods will be back and at his breast.....best soon.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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O'Donnell Taking Over?

O'Donnell: Time for Leno to step aside. Let O'Brien take his place. The wife and I will take O'Brien spot.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Obesity Expanding

Data: US obesity rate high, but not rising, but expanding, as fatsos keep same height.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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What Must They Think

China's population of Web users hits 384 million. Their favorite site for view of America, Britain? TheSpoof! Hi There! "Ni hao"

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Female Teen Violence

Study: 1 in 4 female teens involved in violence. Mostly on the receiving end.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Bare Escentuals Sold

Showdildo to buy Bare Escentuals for $1.7 billion. I'm sorry, that should be "Shiseido".

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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US Advises Ukraine

Ukraine political candidates relying on US advisers, throwing mud, spending money like crazy.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Good Sense Until Now

Reid On Health Care Plan: "We are on the doorstep of accomplishing something that Washington has been talking about since Teddy Roosevelt was president and tried to stop it."

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Stupid Birds

Survivors of Hudson jet landing gather year later to give thanks, throw rocks at birds.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Controversy

Controversy hits as pope's visiting Rome synagogue while eating pork chop!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Shooter's Bosses At Fault

Officials: Pentagon report faults Hasan's bosses, Robert Gates, President Obama.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Simple Solution

Many schools have cut costs while keeping nutrition up and burgers & fries, hot dogs daily with vitamin/mineral pills.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Only Take A Break For Nightly Obama Speech

NBC plans 835 hours of Winter Olympic coverage, month more on reruns of them.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Czar She Blows

Sex therapist pushes love 'stimulus plan' for US capital as Obama names Dr. Ruth, Sex Czar!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Hypoctites Given More Benefits

WASHINGTON - Shhhhhhh. The perks of Senate membership just got sweeter as they condemned others for having too much.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Tax On Biggies

Obama To Push Tax On Being 'Too Big To Fail' Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Ron Jeremy flee to island in Pacific.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Campaign Retoric, No Change

PROMISES, PROMISES: Many Obama pledges unkept. As President follows those before him.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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"No Tip Next Time!"

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia: A $500 tip leads officials to gang with millions in counterfeit money.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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NYPD Orders Drones for New Fleet of Enforcement Vehicles

Police Chief says when people act like militants, they should be assassinated immediately like the U.S. military does around the globe.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Netanyahu Obtains Dual U.S. / Israeli Citizenship

Says he will serve as Special Adviser to the President when Clinton wins in 2012.

Governors says Hillary already is the real President and Netnayahu already is the Special Adviser.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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O'Bomba Strikes Gold in Haitian Disaster

Declares Haiti the 51st State, puts all 9,000,000 on welfare dole upon registering as Democrats. Rush Limbaugh Reported Fuming.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Lady Gaga is Sick Sick

Fans hope she gets well well.

written by Gail Farrelly, 15 January 2010
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Americans Sick of Late-Night TV Wars

Have decided to boycott late-night TV and make love, not war.

written by Gail Farrelly, 15 January 2010
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A British news organ reports: "Gwyneth Paltrow says her brain 'drives her mental'"

Meanwhile in other news, Gordon Brown's brain drives everyone else mental.

written by Tcoah, 15 January 2010
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AP Says O'Bomba Campaing Promises Not Kept

Really? I wonder how they came to that conclusion?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Morning Glory Said To Be Incurable

Scientists have today said they cannot find a cure for morning glory. This has said to be a let down for many men world wide although chemotherapy is said to reduce it.

written by OhWhatsHisName, 15 January 2010
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Where does all that Wall St. Money Come From?

Hint: Someone at Goldman Sachs hits a key on a keyboard and "it happens".

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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O'Bomba Vindicates Robertson; Hires Marie LaVeau as Special Consultant

Also insists on the White House being re-named "The House of Darkness"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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What's a College Degree Worth Today?

Depends on how much heat it produces when burned.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Dick Cheney Says Rush Limbaugh Viable as GOP Presidential Candidate

You can smell the insanity from any point on the globe.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Bio-Med Devices Found; Reveal Size of McGwire's Lies

Instead of syringes, full I.V. bags and size 9 catheters with traces of of steroids were found in the locker used by the Home Run Champ. No wonder he used a sawed off telephone pole for a bat.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Doomsday Clock Turned Back One Minute by O'Bomba

Flashing his Peace Prize, the clock turned back one minute all by itself.

Later that same day, Hillary Clinton and Bob Gates walked by and the clock suddenly moved up five minutes.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Five Hundred Dollar Tip Leads Investigators to $ 666 Million in Bogus Bills

The bogus currency was found in Timothy Geithner's 73rd Home in Malaysia. The paper dollars are considered bogus as the U.S. Constitution calls for Only gold and silver to be used as currency.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Health Problem in America?

Your best bang for the buck may be to see a Haitian Voodoo Mistress of the Dark. Equaling to results achieved by many U.S. Hospitals, these ladies will rock your soul according to Pat Robertson.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Four Big Dangers for American Economy

(1) No capability to produce anything the world will pay for; (2)Ignorance of the populace; (3)all capital goes to wars and welfare; (4)50% of working adults on government dole.

Fix That O'Bomba!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Madonna's Earing Fteches $ 36,000

Clit rings fetches $3.6 Mil

Go figure, the latter show excessive wear.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Rosie O'Donnell Says Leno should "Move over Rover and Let Rosie Take Over"

After making the comment, Rosie returned to promoting her HBO documentary, "A Big Fat Ugly Lesbian is a Big Fat Ugly Lesbian."

HBO is reporting the monologue may go to video prior to its release.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Citing "Obscene Bonuses", O'Bomba Throws in Towell

Says "If I can't Beat Them, I'm Joining them....prompting his enrollment in Fraudulent Banking Techniques 101.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Benny Hill to Replace Michael Chertoff at Trasnportation Security Administration

The Sex Giggler has been resurrected and is hoped to provide a little levity with in-air reruns of his most popular episodes. With a "remain in your seats at all times" rule in effect, all must watch.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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U.S. Politicians "Cadillac Health Plan in the Works"

A Cadillac styled Health Plan for them, and a Used Edsel for the Taxpayers.

What's New, Pussycat?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Colin Powell: Haiti Needs a Long Term Big Dollar Committment

and he's stepping up to make exactly that happen with a "dollar a week" paycheck deduction to UNICEF HAITI RELIEF FUND.

Go Gettem' Colin!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Michele O'Bomba's New Do' a Hit with Mythologists

Saying it makes her look like an African version of the Medusa, she brings something different to bed each night.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Elected Officials Finalize Health Bill "Insurance Policy Tax"

The tax will apply to the value of your insurance policy if not used. If used, the tax escalates to the amount paid by the insurance company for services provided.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Agasi was "Critical of Me in His Book" Says Pete Sampras

Now I want to talk to him to find out if he was high on crack when he wrote it, or just bitching 'cause I whooped his ass so much.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Geithner Says He Was "Not Involved" in With AIG Disclosures

...only the billion dollar payments, of which he received a big piece of on every one.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Lindsay Lohan as Tiger Tigress Number 99?

the London Daily Mirror is reporting that there just may be a Tigerliscious 47 second clip of the tabloid mighty might coming to a web sex site near you. Tiger was unavailable for comment.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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U.S. Takes Charge in Haiti with Battleships, Gunships and Troops

U.S.S. Pat Robertson will provide spiritual guidance to the ordnance so only the Devil is fired upon, not Haitian people.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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Limbaugh: O'Bomba Staged the Earthquake in Haiti

So he could "come to the rescue" and look like a good guy, when actually he is a "very black guy".


written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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White House Garden

Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs announced that the next state dinner held at the White House will feature a fruit salad made with bananas from the garden!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 January 2010
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Cooking With the Food Police

A famous chef prepared his 5 Star award winning recipe using no red meat, milk, salt, sugar, saturated fat or trans-fat. A group of distinguished international food tasters rated the dish "CRAPPO!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 January 2010
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Jo Finished Second

It was discovered today that "Jo Rainbow Bennet was runner up to President Obama for the Nobel Peace Price as Jo has been flashing the peace sign everyday since his brain disappeared in late 1966.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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We Was Robbed

Audience complains for refund after first "Freddy Krueger" 3D movie turns out to be normal glasses, popcorn salesman dressed as Freddy in the crowd.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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Up A Quarter

Two-bit whores in town near Reno say their earnings were up a full quarter in the last three months of 2009.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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New Mexico Discovery

Discovery of huge skull and smaller body in New Mexico shows that man was once a whole lot smarter.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2010
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