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Cheertoff Nixes Subpoenas of Travel Bloggers

But only after they were served and personal computers confiscated.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Foreign Governments Among Largest Donors to Clinton

One of the larger foreign donors would be the U.S.A. A country Clinton knows little about and cares for even less. Its all about the m-o-n-e-y- and nobody counts it better then the wife, Hillary.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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O'Bama: "Brighter Days Are Ahead"

Sounds an awful lot like "Good Times are Right Around the Corner" (Herbert Hoover, 1930)

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Tiger Woods and Susan Boyle

Tiger Woods was photographed walking with Susan Boyle in a Jamaican resort. Woods says it was better than engaging in bestiality when his marriage went on the rocks.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Brits Invent Special Underwear for Use with Scanners at Airports

The underwear, worn by servants at Buckingham Palace, are scan sensitive and show all that is underneath. Invented to deter theft of family jewels, the product will be branded Tony Blair Underwear.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Prostitution is legalized on the streets

Prostitution is the exchange of money for sex but now prostitutes exchange money for trinkets and sex is a private affair.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Catholic Church commits genocide on Italy

The Catholic Church is sanctioning abstinence on Italians while the rest of humanity and the animal kingdom are engaging in a massive amount of sex.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Fired College Coach Says He "Did Not" Mistreat Player

Leach further explained, the player deserved far more than being locked up in a light less sweat box he procured from Guantanamo.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Domestic Flight Returned for Failed Security Screening

No-Jet Aielines said an early flight to Chicago had to return for a double check security screening of one very suspect passenger. Michael "Molitoff" Cheertoff was cleared of being on a no-fly list.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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North Carolina smoking ban for restaurants, bars under fire

'Fails to ban smoking underwear', say critics.

written by Helen Tarnation, 01 January 2010
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Suicide blast in Yemen kills 75

Entire graduating class of suicide bombers wiped out during 'final exam'.

written by Helen Tarnation, 01 January 2010
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New York Mayor Bloomberg Sworn In for Third Term

Broadcasters refuse to air event due to all the foul language involved.

written by Helen Tarnation, 01 January 2010
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Armed Forces in the year 9010

In the year 9010 the military is creating a new law that will reward soldiers who finish their tour of duty with the legal right to have 4 wives just like the Saudi Arabians.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Arabian polygamy protected by genocide laws

Saudi Arabia states they are entitled to have 4 wives to procreate their race and are protected by genocide law: Article II, section (d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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New Toyota Paparazzi

The new Toyota hybrid "The Paparazzi" is the most sporty looking member of the Prius group yet.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Another Crack Discovered

Crack discovered on the space shuttle repair guy just before he took off.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Cost Of Living

Consumer Guide reports that second hand smoke now up to $2.00 a pack!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Bombing at Pakistan Volly Ball Game Kills at Least 75 People

If the game had been played with great looking bikini clad young girls as it should always be played, this bombing event probably never would have happened.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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MenstruatingTeacher charged in Bank Holdups in NH

I can hear the defense now...."PMS made me do it"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Lifeless prion proteins enter Spoofers head, the rest have been warned!

Scientists have accepted the fact lifeless prion proteins can attack humans, especially those whose brains are already "cracked"
All Spoof writers have been warned, we are an endangered species!

written by Jaggedone, 01 January 2010
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Crowd Running Through Gatlingburg!

The Smokey Mountains first annual "Running Of The Bears" off to a bad and bloody start.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Tigers Loses Another

Tiger Woods loses advertising for Big Bertha golf clubs to Sock Puppet.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Rabbi Offering Tips

Rabbi Bobbitt of House Of Shalom says that he has not had a circumcision in nearly eight years now.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Idiot Vacines Next

Police say that millions lost hundreds of millions of dollars from investing in Fraud.Org last year. Will Begin idiot vaccinations right after those of Swine Flu.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Lesbians and gynecologist

Statistics show that 99% of lesbians would rather work as janitors instead of gynecologist but those same lesbians say they would visit a female gynecologist to sneak in a cheap orgasm.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Real lesbian lifestyles

Based on statistics the only young lesbian women who pleasure old women are porno stars in the entertainment industry and homeless young lesbian women who depend financially on old rich women.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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AT&T and Tiger Woods

AT&T said it would take Tiger back if he divorces and hangs out with the higher quality playboy bunnies. AT&T says famous and well respected actors do it that way.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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2.5 Million Dollar Award

Family of husband slain by officer awarded $2.5 Million. Police stations around the US now receiving calls from women who claim husbands dangerous, have guns, come in shooting.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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IAEA 'inspections' of Iranian facilities - 'another inspection, another drop'

Iran promises to allow more IAEA 'inspections'. Newsflash: IAEA inspector caught with super-secret nuke plans - "intended to use Iranian inspection sites as 'drop'."

written by Tcoah, 01 January 2010
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IAEA 'up to no good'

IAEA exchanges Oil credit notes for super-secret plans held in its 'secure vaults' - Iran plans to build and launch a 'mini-me' low earth orbital platform for 'civilian purposes'.

written by Tcoah, 01 January 2010
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Peter Moore (UK Hostage Secretly Held in Iran)

'IAEA arranged secret exchange of working plans for nuke triggers, 2,000 lbs of highly enriched uranium and 5.5 Kg of plutonium to secure release of Iranian held hostages'

written by Tcoah, 01 January 2010
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Buckmaster Leaving

Harold Wayne Buckmaster, CEO of Sunset Ladders, says that he will step down later this year.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Strike Two!

Martha Stewart in trouble again as IRS says she may have been cooking the books.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Nice To Have Company

Frosty The Snowman agrees to hibernate with frozen Walt Disney between snows.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Guns Checked At Door

Rookie Republican representative states that machine gun he checked at entrance was only to protect him from Arab-looking cab driver. "Has nothing to do with the late Pelosi, I mean, Speaker Pelosi."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Armstrong Replaces Woods

Lance Armstrong replaces Tiger Woods as spokesman in ads for Nike. "That Lance has a lot on the ball", states company CEO.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Everybody's Wearing Shorts

Alaska's average temperature has risen two degrees in the past eight years. Most credit their recent Governor.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Principal Rejects Hearing

School Principal used inappropriate language say parents of kids at Band County High in Metropolis, Illinois and ask for meeting. "Balls to that! ESAD!" replies Joe Gherkins.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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How About The Word "Dame"?

The Organization of the Politically Correct ask that "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" be changed to "The Man With His Head Below His Shoulders of Notre Dame"!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Looked At Me Funny

Teachers say that introverts do better at school, as extroverts tend to look out windows. Introverts also study deeply on lessons & how they will get revenge on you all.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Terrorist Mascot Appears

Scotty The Scanner reminds all adults and children, "Remember, only YOU can sometimes see somebody sneaking around with a bomb under his coat!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Flat Out Getting It!

Scientist who attempted to hurl himself into the fourth dimension before camera becomes two-dimensional.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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American Fears

New poll shows that most Americans think the Apocalypse is very near, plus a dozen eggs may go up to $2.00.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Everybody Gets A Bailout

Congress changes new United States debt ceiling to Alpha Centauri. Screw the grandchildren!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Lots Of New Stamp Collecters

Postal Service lowers price of 1st class stamp to 35 cents if you buy their new 500 Nudes for $175.00

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Two Countries?

Rumor in Washington, DC, that Republicans have hired crew over Holiday break to built wall between them and Democrats in the House & Senate.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Alcohol Fuse

The CIA reports the finding of a dirty bum in planted in an alley way in NYC!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Barbed Wire Next?

Secretary of State Clinton says she will not approach the Israeli/Palestinian problem this year. "Not after getting a chair slammed over my head during the last scuffle.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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SEXERCISE, the latest health rage to "Tsunami" the world!

Sexcercise till you drop-em, is the latest health rage medically proven for longivity, immortal youth, shiny hair and strong bones and a "f*****g" good time. Lets GET IT ON!
2010 here we CUM!

written by Jaggedone, 01 January 2010
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Only Goldbricks Here Could Be Military Staff

Fort Knox restates assets: Gold still worth $4 trillion. *Only half as many bars but each doubled in price this year.
*Always subject to the possibility that there has never been any gold here."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Stopped At Edge Of Crowd

New Year's Eve party in Times Square somewhat marred by arrival of 1,000 UPS agents on Segways.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Xerox Being Sued!

Xerox Company accused of copying government forms, book pages, maps, asses, infringing copyright laws.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Remarry In 6 Weeks

Couple who divorced after 20 years remarry just six weeks later. "Better the devil you know...", states wife.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Grey Britain

Grey Britain: 280,000 Britons will be centenarians by 2050, unless prevented.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Scanners Don't Lie

Now UK to have body scanners at airports: It will mean longer queues for flights.. but you will be safer, a lot more modest.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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So, What's Up Next?

It's New Year's Day and Valentine cards, candy, Easter eggs appear on the shelves at Tesco.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Vicar Resigns

Swearing vicar resigns over 'barrack-room language'. Claims they have mixed him for ******* other vicar.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Didn't Even Slow Down

New year, same old binge Britain: Arctic weather fails to stop drunken revellers causing chaos on streets of UK, only adding snowball fights.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Probably Not

Did Americans get any healthier over past decade? Did the Chicago Cubs finally win a World Series? Did Castro finally croak?

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Tiger Losing Sponsors

AT&T is the latest to end Tiger Woods sponsorship, right after Auto Safety Ads ends theirs.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Lots Of Jury Volunteers

China nabs 5,400 people for online porn in 2009 after downloading evidence for long trials.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Sea Lions Leaving

Fabulous San Francisco sea lions leave in droves. Those remaining say "Good riddance!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Just Forget 2009!

Stocks fall sharply as investors close out 2009 drunk as skunks!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Same Old Washington

Obama begins new year with an eye on intelligence, his head up his ass!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Wasn't This Dems Condemnation Of Palin?

President Obama's pick to lead the TSA wrote to lawmakers to explain a reprimand he received for running background checks on his then-estranged wife's boyfriend, cousins and pets two decades ago.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Survived Squirrel Attack

GPS-led travel goes amiss as three Oregon parties rescued from auto up in tree.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Pat-Downs Popular

Airport pat-downs often ineffective security stop. Yet, they are so popular among security searchers, they will probably remain.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Banned Words

Tweets, sexting "unfriended" in U.S. banned word list. Only used here as an example of what is banned. Won't use them again.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Willd Cleanse for two Months

Ultra-Orthodox Jews make rare visit to Gaza Strip pig farm.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Rumor Wrong

Irish singer Van Morrison said Thursday that a computer hacker planted a false report on his Web site claiming he had fathered a fourth child at the age of 64 with a new partner. "I did it by myself."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Times Slashes Staff

Washington Times slashes staff; sports section out. Detroit says that's a good idea, also toss sports section.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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NKorea Wants End To Hostility

North Korea calls for end of hostile relations with US until leader Kim gets his full collection of Warner Bros. cartoons.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Mexican Anxiety

Bicentennial Anxiety: Why Mexicans Are Wary of 2010. Revolutions in 1910, 1810. Reappearances of the Chupacabra.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Balckwater Case Thrown Out

Judge cites government missteps, tosses Blackwater case. Thankful his family is OK. Not that anyone would hurt them.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2010
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Good

or bad advice - given to citizens to partake of natural spa water (in the Bath Pump room restaurant) and take hot baths and stay sober over New Year festivities.

written by Tcoah, 01 January 2010
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Straw attacks hazy coppers

for being 'too horny' or lazy preferring the warmth of warm copper stations leaving citzenry to face winter wonderland with no copper cover.

written by Tcoah, 01 January 2010
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"Just my iuck"

John Lock (LOST) gained a life when he took a bullet through his missing kidney, but was killed later by a rope to his neck ... but if his neck had been missing ...

written by Tcoah, 01 January 2010
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U take the snobbery and I'll take the robbery

Confusion rained when 999 dispatcher confused "snobbery in progress" with "robbery in progress".

written by Tcoah, 01 January 2010
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TSA Says 150 Full Body Scan Machines to be Deployed to US Airports Immediately

That has to be the fastest procurement of high tech equipment of all time. Is it possible public opinion was fashioned to make it a more acceptable proposition?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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California Judge Rules Governor Can't Lay Off State Employees - Ever

So as the citizenry goes broke, the taxpayers will serve the civil servants, forever.

I thought Schwarzenegger was Austrian, not British.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Report to O'Bama Shows Inteliegence Agency Heads Lack Intelligence


Well, that can certainly be taken two ways.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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CIA: Underwear Bomber Was Not Searched

It's True!! TSA Security Agents Failed to Play Rocket Fuel Pocket Pool on the artificially endowed little pyromaniac.

But then again, for $ 10/Hr....would you?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Cheertoff: This Is No Time for Scapegoating

Hmmm, I would have to say that comment is rather gratuitous.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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O'Bama Summons Intelligence Chiefs to Washington

Moe, Curly and Larry are on the way.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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U.S. Intelligence Community Still Correlating Info From 1955

It is anticipated that information on Israel's covert nuclear weapons development projects will be completed sometime next year. The CIA has tabulated info that Iran is importing Turkish 8mm Mausers

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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EveryTime a "Terrorist" Beats the US Security Net....

The agencies get more $$$ billions and tons more executives on the payroll. Just how motivated are they to make the security net actually work?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Why Women Pay More for Everything


Most salesmen are smooth, suave and great looking...........how do you think that would work on a man?
(except Elton!)

written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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Xe (Blackwater) Freed From Iraqi Citizen Murder Charges.

Get special '00' license to kill status from M himself.

written by rfreed, 01 January 2010
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