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Bet she was a right she-devil

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = A Daemon Had Jihad Mum

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Osama Bin Laden & Ayman Al Zawahiri?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Madmen, A Ham Jihad Duo

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Wandering holy warrior was singing from his hymn sheet!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Made A Jihad Nomad Hum

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Website's down?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Uh, Had A Jammed Domain

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Let's hope it's not a grenade!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = A Humid Jade Hand Ammo

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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These martial arts guys!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Hah! A Damned Judo Imam!

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Damned pilgrims always complaining!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Uh, A Dammed Hadji Moan

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Rolled him around in some muck

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Aha, Mama Muddied John

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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And make sure it's full of whisky!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Uh, Mama, Add A Demijohn

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Protests in the street

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Uh, A Madman Jihad Demo

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Mrs Bonkers is part of his team!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = A Madam Mad Joined, Huh?

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Global Cooling After Warming

Scientists predict a wold cooling after everything under water from global warming, cools off. Huge sigh of relief, beginnings of parties, heard around the world.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Starkers holy war cathouse keeper?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Oh, Am Nude Jihad Madam

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Green-eyed monster's on the prowl after him

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = A Jade Madam Hound Him

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Nothing alien about this one

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Doh! A Jaded Human Imam

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Toyota Rescheduled New model

Japan' Toyota car maker say they have scrapped their new car aimed at teens called "The Kamikaze Hybrid" until after recent problems solved.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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He's warring against the aliens!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Dead Human Jihad Ammo

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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At a crossroads

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Um, Add Imam Ahead, John

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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She was wet before she died

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = John, A Dead Humid Mama

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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"Just Spin Yourself Around & Around On Bar Stool!"

Jim Beam introduces new "Jimbo", the non-alcoholic bourbon!

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Sure is sticky in her lavatory!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Madame Ada Humid John

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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New Palin Book Has Photos

Sarah Palin book not for kids. "What kids want to see their mother nearly naked? Well, besides that little freak, Harvey in Juneau?"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Iranian president is hexed!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Damn Him, A Jade Ham Duo

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Iran president's just a martial arts amateur!

Mahmloud Ahmadinejad = I'm A Handmade Judo Ham

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Poll Worker Retires

Long time Poll volunteer quits after helping people cast their vote Democrat for 40 years. "I'm tired of wiping up the piss from the floor. Where do they find these people?"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Marmalade all over this hybrid!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Had A Jammed Humanoid

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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John Goodman Going Green..Brown.

John Goodman releases new illustrated booklet, "How to wipe your ass by using only one roll of toilet paper".

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Harrassed Ayatollah's mother?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Hounded A Jihad Mamma

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Terrorists' brothelkeeper?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Doh! A Mujahedin Madam

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Hoping For Something Better

Local man hits rock bottom as he has to take purple pills to have sex with doll.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Pupa stage only

Vanessa Perroncel = No Larva's Presence

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Rating's bewitched!

Vanessa Perroncel = Naval Creeper's Son

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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No good rotten tricks...

Vanessa Perroncel = Perverse Anal Cons

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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No good will ever come of probing this one...

Vanessa Perroncel = Never Anal Process

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Proctologist's delight!

Vanessa Perroncel = Corpse's Anal Nerve

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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She's just a big bum!

Vanessa Perroncel = Proven Anal Recess

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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So that's where the biro went....

Vanessa Perroncel = Recovers Anal Pens

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Joss-stick up yer bum!

Vanessa Perroncel = Proves Anal Censer

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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More sex with insects?

Porn's Larvae Scene

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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"Those Silly Guys" (Sheds A Tear)

Mob hit man drugged in coffee wakes up to find his feet in cement with hammer and chisel near-by, as birthday prank.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Did she once appear in an erotic version of 'Alien'?

Vanessa Perroncel = Larvae Porn Scenes

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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The Gunners' police mascot?

Vanessa Perroncel = Arsenal Cops? Never!

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Bet That's Where Saying Came From!

Mob informer fished out of East River with concrete shoes and a rubber hose up his nose.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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She's got absolutely no time for The Gunners' vice-president

Vanessa Perroncel = Scorn Arsenal Veep

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Rival premiership club's witchcraft agents?

Vanessa Perroncel = Arsenal Coven Reps

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Flaming cheek of the woman!

Vanessa Perroncel = Rascal's Open Nerve

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Erotic currency?

Vanessa Perrconcel = Carnal Nerve Peso

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Waterway jam tomorrow?

Vanessa Perroncel = No Canal Preserves

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Something fishy about this one!

vanessa Perroncel = Eel Porn Canvasser

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Just an erotic dish?

Vanessa Perroncel = Arcane Porn Vessel

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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X-Ray's kinda weird!

Vanessa Perroncel = Revels No Pancreas

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Party food sluts are just plain wrong about her!

Vanessa Perroncel = Canape Slovens Err

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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She knows Ronnie Biggs is tetchy about collecting his OBE

Vanessa Perroncel = Ron's Palace Nerves

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Went on Ronnie Biggs shopping trip to the Duvey Cover Emporium

Vanessa Perroncel = Ron's Valance Spree

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Al Gore Stakes Claim To More Inventions Besides Internet

"I invented Kentucky Fried Chicken and watermelon because we had to have something to feed our ex-slaves in the south."

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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So what's her point?

Vanessa Perroncel = Serves No Parlance

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Al Gore Stakes Claim To More Inventions Besides Internet

"I invented the female orgasm. It's never worked with my ice queen wife Tipper, but the girls in college loved it!"

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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Third Time Liver

David Crosby headed for England for two organ transplants. He's scheduled to receive a new kidney in Liverpool.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Little Miss Lucidity?

Vanessa Perroncel = A Proven Clearness

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Al Gore Stakes Claim To More Inventions Besides Internet

"I'm responsible for no one finding Barack Obama's birth certificate because of my invisible paper and disappearing ink."

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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Al Gore Stakes Claim To More Inventions Besides Internet

"I invented the Tea Bag, and just look at what the Republicans have gone and done with it!"

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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Proletariat rubbish, she?

Vanessa Perroncel = A Prole Cravenness

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Al Gore Stakes Claim To More Inventions Besides Internet

"I also invented the WonderBra...anything to make good titties look bigger!"

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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Was she peddling Star Wars weapons?

Vanessa Perroncel = Lasers' Provenance

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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Obama Not Worried About Palin

Asked about possibility of Sarah Palin running against him in 2012, Obama told his followers yesterday, "My beer conferences will out draw her tea parties, 2-1!"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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She's part of the televised mess

Vanessa Perroncel = Onscreen Palavers

written by queen mudder, 09 February 2010
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A Real Rallying Point

A lot has changed since Obama's slogan "Yes, We Can" to 2012 planned, "It's not our fault that all the good ones got shot!"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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"Wait Till I Get My Hands...."

Miami man tracks down and attacks facebook 'friend' after receiving open message: "Don't worry about it. I bet it happens to a lot of older guys. There are pills you know!"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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But He Keeps Trying

Fort Knox Drill Sergeant not doing well picking up gals with his smooth line: "Bet you'd like to know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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No Don Juan

Fort Knox Drill Sergeant not doing well picking up gals with his smooth line "Soldier Gal, I'm admiring your imposing frontal mammary tissue rounds, two each."

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Iran deny becoming a Nuclear Power, they only want to "Warm the soup up"

Iran have denied wanting to become a Nuclear power instead they claim that the nuclear energy will be used solely for Iranian mums in the kitchens for warming up the SOUP. "PULL THE OTHER ONE!"

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2010
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Danish Dog with Nose for Money

Dani$h Cu$tom$ & Exci$e have a new dog named Mullah who can $niff out money in large quantitie$. They bought the dog from $ir Fred Goodwin of Ediburgh, who trained him on hi$ pen$ion money. .

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2010
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CJ & Fish New Album

Country Joe and the Fish reunite to do new version of Ray Stevens "A Crab The Arab"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Brazil don't want Ronaldinho, but he wants to be English!

In a shock press conference Ronaldinho has declared "I want to become English" He can't wait to play with Rooney and his best mate Becks and Capello was last seen dribbling at the thought!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2010
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New Fish Album

Country Joe and the Fish reunite to do new version of Abba's "Mahi-mahi".

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Joe Talking Too Much Again

VP Joe Biden says he meant to say "according to our own constitution", not prostitution.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Obama Changing Stragedy?

Super Bowl Party having an effect on President Obama. "In Afghanistan, we may go right up the middle. Taliban defense spread out."

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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I Think I'll Pass

Astronauts may have to return early after forgetting the Beano.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Gravity Claims Another One

A sign of the times: "Will Work For Cosmetic Surgery!"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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At Least Twice A Day

Dentist in Cleveland writes new book on his recommendations and flossify.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Long For this World?

New study shows that taller people stay in bed longer than others.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Government Demands Clean-Up

Branch of the Mississippi River, called the "Colon" of the United States, now named "Shit Creek" near chicken plant.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Kate Gosselin (of Jon and Kate Plus Eight) Cuts Off Her Hair Extensions

Bidding will open on e-bay at noon for the celebrity locks.

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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Bragging about snow fall levels on Eastern Seaboard confuses women

Usually, when a man says he'd got fifteen inches, he's talking about something else.

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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White House Invites GOP Leaders For Summit To Discuss Health Care Reform

Remember, always avoid the grape kool-aid (poisoned drink of choice for Jim Jones and other mass murderers)

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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Defiant Iran Accelerates Nuclear Program

Next step is learning that it is not pronounced "nuke-yule-err," regardless of what Bush said.

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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Former Different Strokes Star Gary Coleman Pleads Guilty

What can we say, he's a former child star.

written by Jalapenoman, 09 February 2010
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No More "I Don't recall"?

Scientists say that they have made a breakthrough in ways to stimulate the brain to reverse memory loss. Politicians say it's voodoo politics.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Monument Name Copiers Needed

Study shows that President Barack Obama held a 2-1 edge over John McCain in dead voters. GOP to campaign in more cemeteries in 2012.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Sneaky, Sneaky

Rumors: Chinese Advance Men have been spotted near Area 51 north of Las Vegas. They are said to be making an offer for the set of the NASA faked Moon Landing. Damn, these guys copy everything.

written by Nailer, 09 February 2010
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Another Fight Brewing!

Democrats Demand inquiry into destroyed CIA tapes. Republicans demand to know what Clinton papers Sandy Berger stole out of files by hiding them in his pants.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Mars Colonies More Likely

Al Gore now claims that the earth's global warming has spread to Mars.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Still A Few Left

Punxsutawney Phil predicts readership of TheSpoof to pick up in latter half of 2010, once last naked person on the earth story recorded.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Hey, Stagflation! Alright!

President Obama gets S&M enthusiasts excited by mentioning "stagflation", before they look up the word.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Houses Slump

Washington politicians say housing slump is not their fault. "It's the weight of these global warming record snows."

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Ran Back Into Hole

Punxsutawney Phil predicts three more years of Boring Obama speeches about health care.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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"Is Daddy Dead?"

Even 'third-hand' smoke, chili fumes are dangerous, especially to children!

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Developing Prehensive Tail

Brown ditches his KitKats for NINE bananas a day diet to look 'radiant' for General Election. Plans t swing through all major cities.


written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Could Replace MSG?

Bottled deliciousness: Tubes of Taste No 5 set to greatly revolutionize cooking with fifth taste.


written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Dr. Seuss: "Stars On Thars"

Labour could pay Green Bellied snitches to shop benefit cheat neighbours in new crackdown on welfare fraud.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Worse Than Ever

'Bottom-flashing' hospital gowns replaced by new 'modesty' version with accompanying diaper.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Maybe To Beautiful Haiti, Ethiopia

We are living in broken Britain - and almost half of us want to emigrate, says poll.


written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Troops In Trouble

Eight British soldiers have been accused of going on a Violent rampage left 4 people hospitalised in popular Canary Islands resort restaurant on Saturday night. Claim it was a pre-Super Bowl Party.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Indian Suspends GM Crop

India suspends first Genetically Modified food crop on safety grounds, as first crop bit back at them.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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A Hoarse Who Dat Nation Savors Saints' Victory

"Who dat say who dat every time I say who dat?"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Madonna Upset

Angelina Jolie to visit Haiti with UN refugee body. "We'd be up shit creek without her", hams UN Rep.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Found Behind Lead Toy Factory

China finds 170 more tons of tainted milk powder. Make producers mix and drink it.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Hacker Training Stopped

Chinese police shut down hacker training business as they were proving to be better than the governments own.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Climate Change May Be 'Cooling'

The Obama administration on Monday proposed a new agency to study and report on the changing climate. But nobody around as snow cancels sessions for second day.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Iran Sanctions Demanded

Gates wants Iran sanctions in 'weeks, not months' but politicians point out that they may be snowed out until Spring.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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First Lady Battle Obesity

First lady begins fight against childhood obesity. "We will be giving out free hula hoops. "Well, the taxpayers will."

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Obama Had Good Year

First lady: President Obama had 'phenomenal year'. Sorry about the rest of you.'

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Saints Still Marching In

Parade to give another jolt of Saints euphoria although broken flood wall could dampen spirits.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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"Put her Up On The Rack"

Astronauts inspect shuttle on way to space station, stop for a quick lube job.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Anti-whalers, Japanese Still Fighting

After Japanese launch sneak water cannon attack during the night.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Instead, We Overcharge

UN slams Haitian hospitals for charging patients. "Those things don't happen here!"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Wary GOP

GOP wary of pitfalls, Nancy Pelosi Pit Bull, in Obama's health care summit.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Record Snows Continue

Another major storm headed to snowy Mid-Atlantic, Al Gore's house.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Iran Aglow

Defiant Iran accelerates nuclear program. Whole country lit up at night, say those aboard space shuttle.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Hand, Nose Prints

Ringo Starr honored with Walk of Fame star, stumbles, falls nose first into concrete.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Whales Watching People This Time

Anti-whalers, Japanese fleet fire water cannons, drop water balloons.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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The California Anthem

Officials ask Anthem to justify rate hike in California. "And we don't want to hear that same old song!"

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Beer May Be Good For Your Bones

The same way beans are good for your heart.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Too Much Snow, Ice

Weather closes government offices a second day as Global Warming Conference may have to be called off.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Study Causes Cancer?

Sugary soft drinks linked to pancreatic cancer: study. All studies are ordered to stop.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Tower Closed

World's tallest tower closed a month after opening. Now it's the world's largest leaning tower.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Another Accident

Fires strike 2 more east Texas churches. Islamic Match & Lighter factory say they know nothing about it.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Make Way Pamplona

Alabama senator releases holds on Obama nominees. Today may be first Running Of The Bulls..Shit.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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That Should Do It

Toyota says it is recalling about 437,000 Prius and other hybrid vehicles worldwide to fix brake problems caused by faulty wiring, by sending widgets to place below gas pedal.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Paul Gascoigne arrested again

Paul Gascoigne has been arrested at a hotel in Darlington
after he got drunk and caused a war doing a Gazza Strip.

written by SPECTRUM, 09 February 2010
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Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has asked the USA
KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU would you TAKE A CHANCE ON ME.

written by SPECTRUM, 09 February 2010
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Irishman wants to know

Irishman Sean O'Brien want to know why Iran needs a higher grade Aquarium it all sounds a bit fishy.

written by SPECTRUM, 09 February 2010
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New "Modesty" Hospital Gowns Introduced

New "modesty" gowns are to be introduced into hospitals to prevent the bottom from being exposed and causing embarrassment. However, to do so may involve yards or even acres of extra material.

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2010
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Usain Bolt the fastest man in the World

Usain Bolt the fastest man in the World wants
to break the world record in Iran.

written by SPECTRUM, 09 February 2010
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Patrick Moore the well known astronomer

Patrick Moore the well known astronomer claims that
Asteroids are hitting Uranus

written by SPECTRUM, 09 February 2010
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Katie Price or Jordan

Katie Price or Jordan married Alex Reid
because she was going bust

written by SPECTRUM, 09 February 2010
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Austin Morris Recalls Morris Minor

93 year-old Austin Morris living in a nursing home in Somerset, recalls his 1948 Morris Minor."It was a jolly good car which never let me down - 'twas much better than this Japanese stuff," he said.

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2010
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Afghans to Play Big Role in U.S. Offensive

Conducting body counts after the fighting is over for the American press.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Analysis: Where does the Tea Party Go Now?

California - where they can now have a Pot Party.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Upcoming Healthcare Talks to be Televised

GOP Moves in for the kill shot.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Key Themes from O'Bomba State of the Union Speech

1. As I've said before many times
2. It may appear that we aren't making progress
3. I'm still pushing on O'bombacare
4. The Depression never happened
5. Good times are "Right Around the Corner."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Letterman to Appear in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Ediiton Tonight

Quick, blind the kids!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Somebody's watching me

Scientists have discovered the force that enables you to know when somebody is watching you. They have called this new force Peer Pressure.

written by IainB, 09 February 2010
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In This Climate

Doctor I.C. Cloud from Bristol University is going to be discussing global warming next week, in what is expected to be quite a heated topic.

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2010
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Americans Jailed for Taking Parent-less Haitian Kids

Rush Limbaugh Suggests the U.S. send Haiti Our Parent-less kids that are "sucking up" taxpayer dollars.

Go Rush!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Is there Any Way Out of Europe's Debt Morass?

Step 1. Pass law banning use of red ink.

Step 2. Burn all dictionaries

Step 3. Follow Worldcom/MCI Accounting Procedures and start recording all expenses as assets.

Done.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Man Found Dead In Landing Gear Well of JFK to Tokyo Jet

Friends say he just wanted a flying start to the Giant Slalom on top of Mt. Fugi.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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"Beer May be Good for Your Bones" Report Spurs Sales

Arm Chair Quarterbacks now purchasing multi-case lots; say beer is health aid.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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O'Bomba Trys to Cozy up to Wall St.

Wall St. Chief offers O'bomba Shoe Shiner Boy Position.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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O'Bomba's Health Care Summit Just for Show?

Not really, this is HCS #3 of 10 scheduled through 2012. Vote to be held in 2013 if O'Bomba re-elected.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Actor Gary Coleman Pleads Guilty in Utah Court; Gets Break

The actor told the judge he should get a shorter sentence because he is short. Judge reduces 32 day sentence to 31 1/2 days in Jail.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Dubai Skyscraper's 2,700 Foot High Observation Deck Closed

So Six Flags Magic Mountain can Build Parachute Ride Outside the Observation Deck.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Britain's Iraq War Inquiry Turns tro Bush Officials

Well lets' see, it was either Tony Baloney blowing Bush or Bush blowing Tony Baloney

I go with Tony Baloney blowing Bush some mighty fine Air.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Nicole Kidman Stars in New Film

The film, entitled "When Good Films Happen to Bad Actresses"
has not reviewed well and is expected to go directly to video.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Michele O'Bomba Gets New Advertising Gig

Using Space Shuttle O-Ring, will model a reinvented Hula Hoop.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Airlines to Charge In-Flight Rental Fees for Blankets and Pillows

The $8 dollar fee is for a flight attendant to put on latex gloves and remove the grimy, germ laden pieces of crap from your lap or overhead bin.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Jubak: "Growth won't Dig U.S. out of This Hole"

So dig a bigger hole.

O'Bombs Away!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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McItaly Burger Controversial in Own Country

The Burger features Italian Salami between two stolen postal letters with counterfeit coins back from your 25 Euro Note.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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GOP Cool to O'Bomba on Health Care Talks

As GOP Leadership Attempts to Convince O'Bomba his health care is not in jeopardy and neither is theirs.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Palin Defenders Go into Overdrive

Rushing the Revolutionary Diva to the last resting place of Jefferson Davis.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Govt. Newborn Blood Research Angers Parents

As part of the Pentagon's new alternative plan to "Don't ask, don't tell", babies will now be blood tested and then branded if the "gay boy" gene is identified. Thus no one will have to ask or tell.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Was Chase Ignoring Mortgage Rules?

For a measly couple of $ Trillion selling worthless salami slices?

Hell Yeah!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Can we ever Trust Wall St. Again?

Oh, sure, the good buddies just made a little mistake here and there...

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Angelina Jolie Tries to Stop Smoking

Uses electronic cigarette that blows up.

Leaving each lip looking like 1/4 cantaloupe.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Saints Pulled Off Sports World Surprise

Yet the bookies made out. How?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Alan Greenspan Fights Back

Says usury monetary systems are still the only way.

"After all, just look how much money I made from the Money Lenders During MY Tenure.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Credit Card Companies Coming Clean

Fully Disclosing the Fact that they are Screwing All Cardholders.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Elizabeth Smart Kidnapper Pleads Guilty

Says Kidnapping Smart wasn't too Smart.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Why Tax Credits Could Blow Away

O'Bombacare costs money, where else to get it if not from the O'Bomba Carettes?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Representative John Murtha Dies after Simple Surgery

The seemingly simple laparoscopic surgery was performed by Dr. Rushed Limabugh, who said "I guess I must have pushed the needles in a little too far, too fast."

Oops, Bummer.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Father of Medical Marijuana Speaks

"Every Body Needs a Little Dope."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Notes on Palin's Hand Stir Buzz

What appears to be a series of occult symbols for speech "Speak of the Devil, Here I Am"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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New Storm to Hit East Coast

Day after Tomorrow

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Climate Change Agency

The Obama administration is proposing a new agency to study and report on climate change. Now US citizens will have their own source of falsified data, without having to get it from UK or UN studies.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 February 2010
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What is a Political Independent?

A political independent is a moderate American voter, of either party, who stood in place while the Democrats moved to the loony left and the Republicans moved to the loony right, on various issues.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 February 2010
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Let's Hear it for Bush

New Orleans Democratic far left wing liberals were seen cheering for Bush, Reggie that is! Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints on winning the Super Bowl.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 February 2010
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Have I got a Deal for You

LONE RANGER: State run lotteries, Power Ball, Bingo and Indian gambling casinos are OK, but Internet Poker is not good. TONTO: Some Washington DC politicians continue to talk with a forked tongue.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 February 2010
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TV Commercials

Acting and writing schools are raising tuition costs and admission requirements to reduce their class sizes. This can be seen by the airheads who write and act in TV commercials.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 February 2010
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How to Irritate a Democrat

Do you want to really annoy your Democratic liberal left wing associates? Just say you are going to vote for Sarah Palin for president in the 2012 election!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 February 2010
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Rabbit Food

Scientist says that the way rabbits multiply, they could be a great food for the future of an overpopulated earth. "One male bred with my hand while I was putting him in the the female."

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Kidnapped By Aliens

A couple in upstate New York claim that they were kidnapped by aliens and made to work for two years on their marijuana farm somewhere down south. "We had no choice, resistance was feudal."

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Another Bela Lagosi

Robert Pattinson tells interviewer that if he's only remembered in Hollywood as playing a vampire, all his training as an actor would be in vein.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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Obama/Republican Discussion

The Republicans accepting President Obama's discussion on health care has raised a few eyebrows. Actually, Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows were already raised, currently just under her hairline.

written by Bureau, 09 February 2010
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