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Castrated the cat!

The Simpsons = She Snips Tom

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Witness: Perterson's Wife Slept with Knife Under Bed

Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone to Investigate.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Joint Chiefs says "we'll assign 'em all to Ice Station Zebra at the North Pole."

written by Jalapenoman, 03 February 2010
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Nips trendy offspring

The Simpsons = Stems Hip Son

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Army Fudge Packing Troops to be referred to as "Soldiers Denied Foxhole Entrance"

written by Jalapenoman, 03 February 2010
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Louse barbers?

The Simpsons = Nit Mess Shop

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Marines Fudge Packing Corpsmen to be called..."whatever the hell we feel like calling the fairy faggots!"

written by Jalapenoman, 03 February 2010
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Nothing nautical here...

The Simpsons = Not Ship Mess

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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US Hard at Work Developing Cyberspace Weaponry

Biggest Concern: Spoofer Technologies may be advancing at faster rate; causing drop in public confidence.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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At the urinal?

The Simpsons = Men Shot Piss

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Navy Fudge Packing Enlisteds to be called....nothing special, the Navy has had Seaman 2nd Class for years!

written by Jalapenoman, 03 February 2010
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Latest Government Advice : All Toyotas To Be Scrapped

$2,000 Clunker Credit towards New General Motors Car, if financed.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Air Force Fudge Packer Wings to be called Rearward Launch Receiving Specialists

written by Jalapenoman, 03 February 2010
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There they are!

The Simpsons = Spots His Men

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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What a biter!

The Simpsons = She Nips Most

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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The net's for blogging

The Simpsons = Mesh In Posts

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Tells offspring he reckons it's marijuana

The Simpsons = Sons, It's Hemp

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Must be a politician!

The Simpsons = He Spins Most

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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The mailmen are like anaconda!

The Simpsons = Postmen Hiss

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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So angry at February!!!

The Simpsons = Pisses Month

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Wasted hookers?

The Simpsons = Misspent Hos

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Fifty dollars for this piece of ass!

The Simpsons = Pimps Hotness

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Mayday! Mayday! Where's my delivery?

The Simpsons = Shipment SOS

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Nearly a dozen wisecracks

The Simpsons = Ten Sophisms

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Now, about Dan Quayle and Al Gore....

Elvis Presley = Re: Silly Veeps

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Prayer Time!

Elvis Presely = I Yell 'Vespers!"

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Two faced Lord is Burkha'ed!

Elvis Presley = Veils Sly Peer

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Spooks' whoppers riding high

Elvis Presely = Spy Lies Revel

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Burkhas hid ogling

Elvis Presely = Spy Leer Veils

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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His notoriously harmful binges

Elvis Presley = Sprees Evilly

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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The King's drowsy organs

Elvis Presley = Sleepy Livers

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Basement's not safe!

Priscilla Presley = Cellar Is Slippery

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Not as rubbish as that Liliy Langtry actress

Priscilla Presley = Less Crappier Lily

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Mouth like a lizard!

Priscilla Presley = Scalier Lips Reply

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Hrer mouth's just a cunning copy

Priscilla Presley = Slyer Replica Lips

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Slapdash mouth tear?

Priscilla Presley = Carelessly Lip Rip

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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She's cut the bollox off all her lovers

Priscilla Presley = Serially Cripples

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Take It A Year At A Time

Big fat shirtless purple Minnesota Viking football fan wearing horns says that he will return again next year.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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United Auto Workers Union Defies Obama, Heads to Vegas for Blow Out!

UAW head says it's in celebration for administration blowing up Toyota factories in US throwing 11K non union workers into unemployment with claims gas pedals had chewing gum stuck underneath them.

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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Nancy Pelosi Revealed as Dominatrix!

Story emerges after photos show Obama bowing to everyone, including Tampa Mayor, lead to leaked videos of Barry licking her boots and begging to be spanked. Biden said he's shocked and aroused by it.

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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That's What He Said

North Korea makes deal to destroy all their ocean landing rockests in exchange for Kim Jung IL getting to replace Whoopi in the Hollywood Squares reruns.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Arkansas Appeals to Eric Holder to Let the State Hold Terrorist Trials!

Officials excited after Robert Gibbs says terrorists will be put to death. Wild Life Manger already selling Terrorist Hunting Permits as part of lottery to raise money for hunt after acquittal.

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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Irish MP Mrs. Robinson Out of Sex Rehab, Claims She's Now Vegetarian!

The insatiable MILF seen trolling around neighborhood green grocers fondling leeks, cucumbers, and imported fiddle heads. Now claims she's
all for 'Green Jobs,"if they're big enough to satisfy me."

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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Feel the Force...Look

To save money, the Ministry of Defence in the UK plans to merge traffic wardens, army, territorials, navy, airforce and police. The new super force will be called T.W.A.T.N.A.P.

written by IainB, 03 February 2010
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John Terry Complains of 'swollen balls' after just 12 Hours on Abstinance Program!

Team officials concerned affliction might impact his performance as League Championships Loom. Sexual Surragate assigned full time to team to 'keep moral up and take a load off." 5% ticket increase.

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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Soccer WAG Scores Quinfecta: Shags Most of Chelsea Team!

Reports surfacing that John Terry's conquest already had scored with 5 other Chelsea Players! Team Efforts recognized by the Spoof, Writers award her
5 Stars for sucking it up and playing for gain.

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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US & UK Compare Political Correctness: It's a Tie!

US demands Toyata recall 10B cars for faulty floor mats, UK demands tenants remove 'Welcome Mats'. Both claim 'insurance liability', common sense blames idiot politicians who continue to trip on feet.

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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Obama Pushes Buy American: Slams Toyota Motors!

Barry forgot Toyota factories in US produce most of cars. Toyota lays off 10,500 more US workers. "My Bad " says Barry, "but thank Allah they weren't union workers!"

written by Morse, 03 February 2010
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US Senator Borrows French Law on Burgas, Wants Priest's Robes Banned

"How else can we tell if they are aroused while leading choir boys? Once we get rid of the robes, it will be obvious!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Damned good lawyer needed!

Conservastive Party = Prove A Scant Verity

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Intimate recess stuffed with wackjobs

Conservative Party = Perverts on a cavity

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Buggery still popular for the right wing!

Conservstive Party = A Nerve Cavity Sport

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Acne in the church?

Conservastive Party = Never A Spotty Vicar

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Clergyman's nocturnal commode?

Conservative Party = A Vicar's Potty? Never!

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Censorship about illegal downloads?

Conservastive Party = Vets An Overt Piracy

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Primitive ballot booth?

Conservastive Party = A Voter Privacy Tent

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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A record 65 million quid paid for Sculpture

He'll go straight into the Manchester City team for the away trip to Hull on Saturday.

written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
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Peachy colored top makes me twitchy!

Conservative Party = A nervy apricot vest

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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That Was Ten Years Ago!

I finally had to admit that I was addicted to television when you are still having nightmare flashbacks on what could have happened to TV during that Y2K thing!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Tony Blair Issues Iraq War Summary

In times of war, laws are silent. and that's the way we like it! Shhhhhhhhhush!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Potholers' outdoor lav is a disgrace

Conservative Party = Caves A Rotten Privy

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Time For Some Radio

I finally had to admit that I was addicted to television when my 'clicker thumb' caused my stealing my little great nephew's nose by actually removing his little nose.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Desire an absolute snake in the grass

Conservative Party = Crave A Snotty Viper

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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They wanted a George Bush type of Labour leader

Conservative Party = Craves A 'Privet' Tony

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Addicted Alright

I finally had to admit that I was addicted to television when my friends called me purchasing "How To Get The Most From C-Span".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Simon Cowell too ill to judge Britains got talent

An irritating pain in the arse and a dribbling prick..... are left to watch the auditions on their own.

written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
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Now the beer's all cloudy!

Conservative Party = A Very Overcast Pint

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Morally bankrupt?

Conservative Party = It's a craven poverty

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Clare Short: Blair "and his mates" Decided the War was Necessary

Actually it was Captain Dutch S. McOil, 1st Mates Geroge Bush and Tony Blair aboard the empty tanker HMS Runnindry.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Privy Council decision dumped

Conservative Party = Recants A Privy Vote

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Church premises used for filth?

Conservative Party = A Porn Vestry Active

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Ann Clwyd: We Invaded Iraq Because the Iraqi People Had Suffered Enough

And prospering they are in a nice, safe environment today!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Ordered to check facts for smut

Conservative Party = Vet Veracity As Porn

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Hostages apprehensive about new schedule

Conservative Party = Nervy Captives' Rota

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Greed contained?

Conservative Party = Prevents A Voracity

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Obama Cuts Gore

Among the expensives cut by President Obama in budget proposal, $129,112 for maintenance and upkeep on Animated Al Gore & return it to Chuck E Cheese.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Annoys death rumor monger

Yorkshire Ripper = Irk RIP Heresy Pro

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Jordan Weds

Egypt Thurs, Yemen Fri... There's a different destination everyday on your Middle East cruise of a lifetime.

written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
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New blood at the Abbey

Yorkshire Ripper = Hires Perky Prior

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Best have someone phony

Yorkshire Ripper = Proper Heir Risky

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Something fishy about this penitent legatee

Yorkshire Ripper = Kipper Heir Sorry

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Swinish abbatoir back in business?

Yporkshire Ripper = Rehires Porky RIP

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Dangerous around the edges?

Yorkshire Ripper = Or Risk Periphery

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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"You Scatch My Balls, I'll......"

Report: Most doctors don't answer their e-mails. Most already have ten-inch penis by exchanging services.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Sober Usually Manage

Study shows that alcoholics three times more like to shoot themselves that those sober. However, 50% of them miss.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Booked Since 2001

Lake Tailhole reports that they are all bucked up...booked up, even though they have no snow.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Fidel Perks Up

Newest release photograph of Fidel Castro shows him in good health with his arm around his good friend, Kruchev!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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"We're Unclean, Unclean!"

The Shoe-Throwing Party drive the Taliban out of two northern Afghanistan cities after stomping in camel shit.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Bound To Happen

Electric fire that burned down huge warehouse in Chicago blamed on electric cigarette.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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No One Wants To Know Their Future!

Palm readers and astrologers to march in Washington this summer to protest our country having an uncertain future.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Breathe Easier Or Broke?

Republicans admit the air may be a little more breathable with Dems in charge, but check the thinness of you billfolds.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Sell The Smell

Major newspapers, losing money for five years in a row, go to all advertising format with nude women in most of them.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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John Reid: Viet Nam Affected Our Planning with Iraq

Same evil, different plan = Brilliance?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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19 Year Old UK Man Jailed for Raping 86 Year Old Woman

Claims he had been looking at recent photos of Cher and couldn't tell the difference.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Sick Cowell Pulls Out of Talent

Talent says "thank god." Cowell wipes self on curtains.

written by JP Johnston, 03 February 2010
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Montag: Mom Looks at Me like I'm a Circus Freak

= Frankensteiness Butter Knife Sculpture ?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Groucho Is Armed & Dangerous

Tories accused of distorting crime figures. "They make them with scars on faces, big mustaches, nose and black rimmed glasses", say Labour.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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"Shit Or Go Blind"

Labour's £13billion black hole: Government needs deeper spending cuts or higher taxes to sort out public finances. Gues which they will choose?

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Who Would Have Thought?

Mobile phones spark rise in school cheats: Exams body reveals 4,500 pupils were caught during tests. Secret ink of answers shows up under special eyeglasses.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Predicted Collision Occurs

Hubble telescope captures the moment two asteroids collide 90 million miles from Earth, just as predicted by Nastradamus and Madame Bitters.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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There Goes The Military

Britain forced into new military alliance with France as defence budget is slashed to allow funds for new immigrants.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Pope Wades into UK's Gay Clergy Battle

Priest in US Files Suit Claiming he was Sexually Abused by a Priest who has since risen to Cardinal.

Its a Free for All!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Man With No Feet Allowed To Shop

Now Tesco bans shoppers from its supermarkets... for not wearing shoes...and crying.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Jedward too or two

The two twits who appeared on X Factor John & Edward known as Jedward have been advised that there is now another Jedward. Medium John Edwards is now being called Jedward too
or should that be two

written by SPECTRUM, 03 February 2010
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Premier league players too receive OMEGA 3 tablets, hopefully they help!

Omega 3 tablets are to be issued to Brit footy players in a drastic attempt to stop them acting like sex-starved morons and turn their attentions to Tolstoy and the Bible, FAT CHANCE!

written by Jaggedone, 03 February 2010
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President Obama blames First US President George Washington

Next for blame, the Founding Fathers.

written by Tcoah, 03 February 2010
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Jordan Marries Again!

"I believe it's 3rd time lucky, but NOT the adage "Marry in haste, repent at leisure - where's Haste? I got married in Las Vegas" she said.

written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
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Biggest Airline Crash

Apparently plane that crashed on Forest Lawn Cemetery had no survivors. So far, 2500 bodies have been recovered.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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'Internet Addiction' Causes Depression claim Refuted

Psychologists claim 'Internet addiction' is a major cause of depression. Mark Lowton claims "This is CRAP, I'm a Psychologist too and none of my patients are depressed - they all write for TheSpoof!"

written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
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Mixed Signals

Mixed signals from Iran as Ahmadinejad backs down in nuclear row... then launches new rocket into space...then does the Bunny Hop for two solid hours.


written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Dementia #1 Problem

Dementia costs UK economy £23bn every year - more than cancer and heart disease together, according to these crazy stats.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Tories Accused By Labour

Tories accused of distorting crime figures showing increase in violence under Labour. "Jaywalking With Criminal Intent" does not exist, say spokesman.


written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Police Pushing Overtime

Police get four hours overtime for just answering a phone call after their shift has ended. "Well, fend him off as best you can as I'm off duty."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Missed It By 'That 'Much!

Hubble telescope captures the moment two asteroids collide 90 million miles from Earth. However, no better had ticket for 1 billion dollar payout say bookies.


written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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"Of All The Bloody Luck"

Blood dripping though office ceiling finally sparks police murder hunt...as doughnut stop cut 30 minutes short.


written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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They're Back Breakers!

Tenants banned from using welcome mats over 'serious health and safety fears'. Also government orders cracks in sidewalks closed.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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British Blackouts

Britain faces prospect of blackouts and higher energy bills, warns energy regulator. "We already have blackouts here very night" says pub owner.




written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Teacher Sacked

Teacher sacked for bullying female colleague who died of bulimia. "Once you've realized your heartlessness, you can get out of sack", orders judge.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Freeny Hopes To Play Sunday

Injured Freeney still hopes to play in Super Bowl. Trainer says artificial leg should hold up nicely.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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But Only Two On Tarmac

Man who spent 3 months in Tokyo airport to leave Airline issues apology, refund.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Liver Risk

FDA liver risk warning for Bristol-Myers HIV drug, Kentucky Bourbon, Tennessee Jack Daniels Rye Whiskey.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Priest Improvements Up 25%

Success seen with experimental abstinence program. More priests leaving choir boys alone.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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No Moon Shots

NASA: Good night moon rocket, hello 50,000 new drones!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Pfizer Up Again

Pfizer posts big jump in 4Q sales, profit. Sales of Viagra up seven inches!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Obama Responds

Obama responds to ire over 2nd anti-Vegas remark. May ask prostitutes to a beer conference.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Pink Flag Units?

Defense officials say lift military ban on gays as many say they became gay when living, showering at close quarters.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Kate Middleton on back burner?

Taylor Lautner = Royal Nut Later

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Bunch of deceptive luvvies?

Taylor Lautner = Unreal Arty Lot

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Something fishy here!

Taylor Lautner = Ran trout alley

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Museum Needs The Money

Space rock worth thousands stirs ownership debate after it was donated to museum by doctor it narrowly missed, they are now selling it on e-Bay.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Entice Blair worship?

Taylor Lautner = Lure Tony Altar

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Banks Going Own Way

Study: BofA approved more than $4 billion for 2009 pay. One half of one percent interest rates to customers.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Attempt musical scales

Taylor Lautner = Try Atonal Rule

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Fixated on Oedipus complex?

Tayklor Lautner = Or Utterly Anal

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Fight In Illinois

Ill. gov. declares victory, challenger vows fight! Offers choice of weapons after delivering slap across face.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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More Problems With Toyota?

Toyota hit by over 100 Prius brake complaints. Some say it's not breaks as cars speed up when put on cruise control, foot cramps, cellphone rings.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Actror's moon destiny?

Taylor Lautner = A Lunar Lottery

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Reveal a pact?

Taylor Lautner = Unroll A Treaty

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Coffee Worse Than Ever

Lack of "excellent" coffee blends: Consumer Reports! Not even 100% coffee you're drinking.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Harpist with innuendo

Taylor Lautner = Oral Taunt Lyre

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Oscar Just Trying To Get Away

Doctor casts new light on cat that can predict death. "Cat is innocent. It's that thing following it around that's the trouble.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Skiving but faithful!

Taylor Lautner = Loyaler Truant

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Hard of hearing?

Taylor Lautner = Aurally Rotten

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Studies: Why Bullied?

Studies Reveal Why Kids Get Bullied and Rejected! Mostly nerdy, fat, got big ears, goofy, stupid losers.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Sure is a bad boy!

Taylor Lautner = Torture Anally

written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
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Tesco ban shoppers in pyjamas and nightwear.

Serial pyjama-abusers and nightwear fanatics like Elaine Carmody are now unable to shop at Tesco, because their whole wardrobe attire consists of either pyjamas or some kind of nightwear.

written by bigd, 03 February 2010
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In Seine News Reporter in Hotel Fight

An In Seine News reporter was involved in a fight with a Paris Hilton Porter. He said; "The hotel porter refused to carry my baggage, so I punched him. My case comes up next week."

written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
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Good reason for depression

Researchers have discovered the reason why New Yorkers are always so depressed. "It's because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
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Over 27,000 TVs bought for UK Prisoners in just 2 Years!

This is the latest bid to boost show ratings and the irony is that some are in jail for "NOT PAYING THEIR TV LICENCE"However, prisoners will be forced to watch 'Trisha' and 'The Jeremy Kyle Show'.

written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
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Shift Seen in Pentagon Thinking

Prisoners = Human Rights Issues; therefore no more prisoners.
Unmanned Terminator Drone Fleet Ordered.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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US Intelligence Chiefs "Certain" of Spoof-Qaida Attack in Next Three Months

After finding out just exactly how many spoof stories are published each day, the Intelligence Heads have concluded that on an absolutey for sure basis, another will be published within 90 days.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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O'Bomba Blasts GOP; Talks Jobs in N.H.

Says he has a job but is looking for something in banking or insurance.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Alexi Giannoulias Wins Opportunity to Run for Dems

whose uncle is George Stephanopoulos is running for s seat previously appointed by Rod Blagojevich.

What ever happened to John Smith?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Iran ready to send Ahmadinejad abroad

as above

written by Tcoah, 03 February 2010
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Oh No, It's True

How do you know that this was not your first Ground Hog Day of 2010? After all, how come you can quote Obama's health care bill proposal, chapter and verse?

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Four Things to Never Tell Your Insurance Company

1. Your father is an Insurance law Attorney
2. You see your policy as a savings account
3. You have five other policies on your wife
4. Your source of income is writing for Spoof.com

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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That's All They Wear!

Number one sales item for those married soldiers coming home from Iraq, Afghanistan according to PX store on bases: Veils for their wives.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Wally World Fat Farms

Wally World to start opening clinics at store where people can sell fat to be used to help others use for cosmetic surgery. Fat selling at $10 a pound.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Bad 4th Quarter This Year?

The Christmas holidays helped out the US economy in the last quarter of 2009. Most say they hope they can have gifts paid for by next Christmas.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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AIG Staffers Accept $ 20M Reduction in Bonus Payouts

Shortly after they were tripled before the story was released.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Military Studies Bird Migrations

A rocket carrying an Air Force satellite that will be used by the military for the study of bird migrations has been launched from Cape Canaveral.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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New Wave of Property Forclosures Looming

Fortunately, the 64 Bit Spoof.com Building which houses thousands of spoof writers, is mortgage free.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Instructor Fired Third Day

New self-defense instructor fired after owner overhears, "Now here's what you do if Moe Howard ever attacks you."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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"They're Gonna Hear From ME!"

Blues great "Otis "Leechworm" Bloodletter & The Cross-Eyed Sawbones" not asked to participate in the new version of "We Are The World".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Government: Airline Bomb Suspect Talking

"Osama showed me how, then he gave me Taliban buyout money to travel around the world with."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Muddy Not Happy

Blues favorite, "Muddy Boxers" disappointed that he was not invited to participate in the new version of "We Are The World".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Phillips: Sex with Dad Not Consentual

More can be found at BedtimeStories4Kids.com

written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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Bawlin' Mad!

Blues singer, "Bawlin' Chickenshit" upset that he wasn't asked to help sing the new version of "We Are The World".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Blues Singer Mad, Flavorful

Blues singer "Seamore "Skunk Ass" Wilson" upset because he wasn't invited by the group to help sing new version of "We Are The World".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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John Lee Upset

Blues singer, "John Lee Roy Crackwhore" upset that he wasn't asked to help the group sing the new version of "We Are The World".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
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Not Invited

Blues singer, "Tiny Red Johnson" upset that he wasn't invited to sing the new version of "We Are The World".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Rating:

Too Much of a Good Thing

A TSA agent assigned to monitor the women's line at an airport security check-in, using the new full body scanning machines has been hospitalized. He had a hard time adjusting to his surroundings.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2010
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