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I'm Not That Bad

The New York Metropolitan Museum is trying to increase number of customers by offering section where you can compare size of penis to those on statue, ass to classic paintings. Most leave happier.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Airlines Trying Everything

Delta Airlines to charge extra $10 for pillow, blanket, $150 for lap dance in First Class!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Happy People Scattered About Mid South

Although Hawaii voted the most happy state, parts of Kentucky, Tennessee & W. Virginia in the backwoods, mountains, the people are happiest from own private stocks of Happy Weed.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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But She's A Pro

Ugly old prostitute say her arms are killing her after pulling another all-nighter.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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The Tennessee Stud

Tipper Gore worried about her husband Al after wild night in bed when he not only removed his shoes and socks but actually loosened his tie.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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200% Of Daily Requirements

Report: Today's cereals more healthy than ever as many companies attaching vitamin pills in package, using one per serving.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Dumbing Down Of Society

Scientists say human evolution accelerating, but backwards. Give examples of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Britney & Amy Winehouse.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Just Say "No Way, Jose!"

Bristol Palin still on tour of schools saying teenagers should avoid having sex, "especially with me as I get knocked up easily."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Kinda 'Ghostbusters'

Duke of Glooucester = Locked Rogue Fetus

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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"What Are They Doing?"

Some say that "No sex during flights" signs at airports harmful to youths.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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For Extra $20, Copies Of Scans To Mail To Friends

Most Airline passengers are to be given a choice of either a body scan of full pat down or both if they feel lonely and the need for contact, exposure.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Madoff victims find a benefactor

Duke of Gloucester = Took Fleeced Gurus

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Corridors of power

Liberal Democrats = A Marbled Cloister

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Leggo On The Go

Housing market encouraged as the Lego Company announces increase in sales over this time last year.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Hard graft

Liberal Democrats = A Scrambler Toiled

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Blackadder behind the shenanigans again

Liberal Democrats = A Baldric Molester

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Mercenary lot

Sex and the City = Next Cash Deity

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Blame it on the mortal coils

Sex and the City = Destiny Hex Act

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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No Holy Land Here

Sex and the City = Sanctity Hexed

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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He knew Stalin was a bastard swine

Sir Winston Churchill = Concur Swinish Thrill

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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National Lottery Scam by the Archbish of Cantabury?

Sir Winston Churchill = Church Wins Trillions

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Royal benefits scroungers were always needling him for more dosh

Sir Winston Churchill = In Churlish Crown List


written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Eventual Dutch withdrawal from Afghanistan causes chaos, who the fuck will supply the drugs?

The Dutch government has been dissolved over an Afghani dispute, if they withdraw who the fuck will supply them with their drugs? The Taliban are devastated and the Dutch, well, they're just stoned!

written by Jaggedone, 22 February 2010
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Stimulus Maximus Caesar Obama

Most say that all the new stimulus packages accomplished was to put bigger pricks into political offices.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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We Squeak The Bed To Annoy Fred & Ethel!

Report in the New York Times that most of New Yorkers in apartment can hear neighbors having sex, especially after drilling holes in was, placing mikes.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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E-Mountains soon to surpass Everest only problem is they PONG!

E-mountains in Asia are growing so rapidly that scientists are predicting they will soon grow higher than Everest, Himalayan Sherpa's are being informed and the first "base camps" are being built!

written by Jaggedone, 22 February 2010
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Us Owes Japan, China

U.S. now owes Japan more than China. Forget the Tea Parties! It's time for "The Rice Parties!"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Hefner Opens Clinic

Hugh Hefner opens new sex clinic using his new theory, "Operation Overkill!"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Kirstie Doing Better

Kirstie Alley says she now feels a lot better about herself after her date with Meatloaf!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Simmons In Rehab?

Friends of Richard Simmons trying to get him back into clinic after he loses another half pound by cutting off his toes with a weed whacker.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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German Skier called A Wank

There was laughter at the Winter Olympics in the Ski Jump when the announcer introduced the German competitor saying "Now its time for A Wank"

written by SPECTRUM, 22 February 2010
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Iran to use advanced centrifuges at new uranium enrichment sites to help ...

To: (1) improve milk quality for school children? Or (2) to build uranium nuke warheads?

written by Tcoah, 22 February 2010
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Flashman was the bully

Flashman was the bully in Gordon Brown's Schooldays

written by SPECTRUM, 22 February 2010
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More Today Than Ever!

Vice President Joe Biden says that every American should at least have no-fault insurance for wardrobe malfunction accidents.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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He's SEEN The Private Files

Former President George Bush: If we our increase our dependence of foreign solar energy, we'll be playing right into the aliens hands.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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May Strike At Any Time

News out of Afghanistan this morning is an announcement of Al-Jayzero that the Suicide Bombers have formed a Union.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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To many deaths caused by Wardrobes

To many deaths caused by wardrobes that's why
Gordon Brown only bullies his cabinet

written by SPECTRUM, 22 February 2010
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"You Damn Kids Have No Respect For Others!"

The crew of the space shuttle Endeavour has been grounded for two weeks after it was returned with dings, scratches and empty fuel tanks.

written by Adam Click, 22 February 2010
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Lousy tips from these rednecks

National Bullying Helpline = Unelegant Hillbilly On Pain

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2010
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Time Flies, But It's Here!

Iran begins its annual "Ye Auld Hitler Days" celebrations!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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"Thought You Could Escape The Police, Did You?"

Frightened customer fleeing new Jersey restaurant during mob 10-minute shootout the only one arrested as he forgot to pay for his lunch.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Simmons Won't Name Victims

Tiger Woods claims that Richard Simmons driving him crazy at sex clinic. Simmons apparently returns for a yearly speech on how the clinic cured him years ago.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Toyota Recall #10

Another Toyota Recall: Rear View mirror spins wildly every time a hot babe drives by in convertible!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Raising Hard Cash

Richard Prawn, a film maker of some twenty years has raised the money he needed to pay his loan shark by selling one of his hard core chess films, yes he has pawned Pawn Porn.

written by IainB, 22 February 2010
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Recall #9

Another Toyota Recall: Ash tray bottoms left off as hundreds claim that pants catch on fire. But Toyota says that that fact alone shows they are lying.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Toyota Recall #8

Another Toyota Recall: Can cause serious injury as airbags sometimes come out from between your legs in the seat.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Toyota Recall #7

Another Toyota Recall: Voice on new GPS System sounds exactly like 'Tokyo Rose' according to grandfather.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Recall #6

Another Toyota Recall: Sometimes when you come home after parking with date near a cemetery, there's a bloody hook hanging from your window.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Another Toyota Recall

Another Toyota Recall: Roadkill remover in front sometimes comes out while stopped at traffic lights and goose pedestrians.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Still, Orders One For Vatican Entrance

Pope condemns misuse of Airport scanners, also thousands of strip-searches!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Power Naps Profitable

Why do power naps during the day make you smarter? Scientists think it's from "Waking up and smelling the coffee" twice a day instead of once!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Figures

Tony Blair and George Bush rub shoulders with business elite at awards ceremony in oil-rich Nigeria. Both there to check on their investments on money held in bank after they sent in $1,000 each.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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It Worked Again

Space shuttle Endeavour touches down in rare night-time landing on the Hudson River.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Luftwaffe Pilots Go On Strike

Coventry residents say 'Thanks, but a little too late.'

written by Earl Grey, 22 February 2010
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"Mrs." Peanut Relieved

Cure for deadly peanut allergy 'within three years', say doctors. Jimmy Carter family cheer, fire guns into the air!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Another Inconvenient Truth

More bad news as Britain colder than Canada as temperatures plunge to -18c... with more snow and rain on the way. Al Gore accrues a fresh new collection of curses.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Blast From The Past

Thieves left this massive hole in the side of a bank when they ripped out a cash machine with a stolen forklift. Police ask public for any info on new "Hole In The Wall Gang".


written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Neighbor's Dog Had Really Foul Mouth

Dog behaviour specialist who tried to kill wife before committing suicide often repeated horrible things the dogs said to him.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Reportedly Over 1,000 Pencils Stuck On His Office Ceiling!

Brown faces fresh bullying claim as ANOTHER Downing Street employee emails helpline to claim they were victimised by Prime Minister!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Magic Cows?

Howard powers Magic to 101-95 win over Calves. I'm sorry, that should be "Cavs".

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Nuggets Break Loose

Smith's big 4th quarter helps Nuggets top Celtics. "And we had them by the balls", says Boston coach.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Celebate Nerds Celebrate

Motion picture academy honors nerds of filmmaking, organizers of science fiction con's.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Blame Global Warming

Study: Global Warming to bring stronger hurricanes, bigger snows, more piss-poor movies.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Won't Be Bragging Again Soon

Documents: Toyota boasted saving $100M on recall. Since release of info, several injured in Toyota wrecks, sue for $100M.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Brown To Close Bullying Helpline

"We don't need this sort of thing. Staff should be working not talking to do gooders!"

written by Earl Grey, 22 February 2010
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Need Rate Cuts For Washington Politicians

New Obama health proposal would limit rate hikes on insurance payments but once again, none on politician's pay.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Pretty Close To That Expected

Marijuana use by seniors goes up 10,000 percent as boomers age.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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"Whut IS That Thang, Homer?"

In rare night landing, space shuttle back on Earth. Houston receives message that they landed somewhere in Arkansas where they are surrounded by farmers with shotguns, pitchforks.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Landing In The Dark

In rare night landing, space shuttle back on Earth somewhere out there, according to Houston. Ask for spotters.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Iran, Israel War Of Words

Iran: work on 2 new enrichment sites to begin soon. Israel: "Bring it on!"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Bard Could Really Get Funky

Research finds there is a brain link for words, music ability. Shakespeare could play a mean pennywhistle.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Tried To Sneak One By

Documents: Toyota boasted saving $100M on recall, may now have twice as many to recall.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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BA Cabin Crew Announce Strike Plans

Ballot boxes will be located here and to the rear. In the event of a decision in favour of a strike placards will drop down from the overhead panel and slogans can be found in the in flight magazine.

written by Earl Grey, 22 February 2010
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Show Some Concern

Cooperation among faiths focus of Earth Care conference. Iran, Israel asked to confine nuclear exchanges to windless days.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Cashiers Protest New Rules

Plastic bags in US at groceries "Plastic or paper bags" may change to "Kill sea creatures or trees?"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Weren't Wearing Boots

Oregon coach boots receiver after Facebook posting of locker room shower scenes.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Chekov Son Missing

"Star Trek" veteran's actor son missing in Canada. "Chekov" says he had been messing around with some Klingon youth.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Arrests In Church Fire!

DNA, hot line lead to arrests in Texas church fire. Hot line worker states voice received as "Otherworldly".

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Raw Milk Debate

Raw milk debate spills into capitols, courts, streets..but no use crying over it.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Obama Against Football?

New Obama health proposal would limit rate hikes, woods hikes, football hikes!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Even Bigger Loser AtToo Sudden Change!

'The Biggest Loser' Has Big Problems, Health Experts Say as Winners have already been falling over flabby extra skin.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Words, Music Ability

Research finds brain link for words, music ability, but still hardly understand a word Dylan says.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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No More Secrets?

Atom smasher ramped up in quest for secrets of universe, Masons, Knights of Columbus rituals.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Iran A Little Shaky

Israel unveils new drone fleet that can reach Iran. The US says that it has no idea how that go them.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Al Gore to form new Rock Band

He's calling it The Al Gore Rhythms.

written by Mr Dovie, 22 February 2010
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Celebituaries: Alexander Haig, arbiter of Argy-bargy

Prime minister Gordon Brown has paid tribute to Haig, saying: "More of his shuttle diplomacy and a 'Falklands Effect' before May were my last chance of winning the election," adding: "I see no ships!"

written by neilwatson, 22 February 2010
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Carey Mulligan terrified of BAFTA statuette

Mulligan, Sally Sparrow in spooky Doctor Who episode "Blink", is reportedly terrified of her BAFTA after David Tennant warned the creepy mask would come alive if she shut her eyes, even for a moment.

written by neilwatson, 22 February 2010
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Bully of 10 Downing Street revealed

Previously thought to be a fictional character, spin doctor Malcolm Tucker said if I broke the news, he'd take my nuts and shove them so far up my arse that squirrels would eat them from my mouth.

written by neilwatson, 22 February 2010
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"Grandslam"

"Democratic US Congressman Eliot Engel slams Obama's Mideast policy."

written by Tcoah, 22 February 2010
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"Good Enough For Me & Knobby My Knee"

Harrah's Casino welcomes this week's golden oldies: Big Diaper & The Holding Company, with special guests, Brownfinger!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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"Sweet Judy Bluehair"

Harrah's Casino welcomes this week's golden oldies: Jim McGuinn & The Tyrds!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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"Let's Go Do The Pot!"

Harrah's Casino welcomes this week's golden oldies: Danny & The Seniors!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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"Where Did Our Teeth Go?"

Harrah's Casino welcomes this week's golden oldies: Diana Rots & The Old Slop Tits!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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"Kind Of A Drag, When You're 70 Years Old"

Harrah's Casino welcomes this week's golden oldies: The Bucking Hams!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Saturday Night Only

Harrah's Casino welcomes this week's golden oldies: B. Bumble & The Stinkers!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Harrah's Casino Presents

Harrah's Casino welcomes this week's golden oldies: John Fogey & CCR with special guests, The Blue-Hair McGoos!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Hill & Thomas Rematch

Anita Hill claiming Supreme Court Justice Thomas is still after her, constantly phoning and asking if she's ready for the Supreme sacrifice.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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King Found Nude

Larry King found nude except for his suspenders, hanging in a closet. "Just thought I'd give it try", stated King. "However, I screwed up somewhere."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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Trump Back Home

Donald Trump out of hospital after waking up yesterday morning with a rat having sex with that thing on his head.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2010
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