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"G.I. Janes" Training to Protect Iraq

Bet they don't look anything like Demi Moore.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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US Rushes Patriot Missiles to Mid East!

"No problem' says Joint Chief of Staff, " we're just here to make sure no one follows the Israeli Air Force Home after their 'Fly Over' of Tehran!"

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Iranians Promise to Shock the World February 11!

According to Israeli Air Force Spokesman, they'll be shocked if Iran exists after Feb. 10th.

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Federal Census Promise: "We Won't Turn in Illegals"

We're just making a list of them for the hell of it. Honest.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Michael Jackson's Doctor to Surrender

As they say, what the hey, somebody's got to pay

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Colin Montgoerie says Ryder Cup Will Be Diminished if Tiger Doesn't Play

Fans say it might be if Colin does play.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Jets Coach Fined 25K for Obscene Jestures

Quickly hired by the White House, he will now act a sign language interpreter for Rahm Emanuel.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Kraft takeover of Cadbury - "Good for UK jobs"

Cadbury workers melt thereby avoiding mass layoffs

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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Only now after a whole year in office

does Obama talk "American Small Business" - Obama has missed the boat, the plane, the taxi, the train, the L, the trolley and common-sense.

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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China does unto Obama as Russia did unto Kennedy

Russia blinked first In re Cuba Missile Crisis; China warns President Obama not to meet with the Dalai Lama or face consequences.

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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Obama orders

- ignored - see, e.g., Gitmo -> still open despite President Obama's Executive Order to close it.

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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Airline ordered to stand down

or stand-up.

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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Dutch agent told to quit

" "Well placed" sources told the paper that a top agent had been recalled recently "because the US was thought to be making a decision within weeks to attack Iran with unmanned aircraft". "

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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US Navy now under orders to sink Iranian submarine

if it whistles dixie

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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IQuitarod Queen Demands Rahm Emanuel be Fired

Palin, who quit, says Emanuel had his chance to quit but now should be fired. Barracks O'Bomba, who wants to quit will meet with Karl Rove on the subject of being fired on FOX News Tonight.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Military's Top Uniformed Officer: Lift Gay Ban...

and form Homo Brigades

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Stay In At Night

Volunteers say that spooky things happening in Haiti. If they'll let you go home, you'll agree to testify against the mob.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Haiti Scary

Volunteers say that spooky things happening in Haiti. Every morning there's a note by your phone saying "Prince of Darkness called. Says he'll try again later."

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Zem Be Zombies?

Volunteers say that spooky things happening in Haiti. Like every morning, a huge black raven lands on your window sill and say, "Neverland"

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Nasty following?

Harrison Ford = Or horrid fans

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Shaved for passion?

Harrison Ford = Ardor If Shorn

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Gone dry!

Harrison Ford = Arid for Horns!

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Awful discovery!

Harrison Ford = Finds a Horror!

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Manboobs ready for a lift?

Tony Blair = Lo! Tiny Bra!

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Check out his ancient kingdom!

Tony Blair = Try Albion

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Salt of the easrth!

Tony Blair = A Briny Lot

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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He's got his hat on!

Tony Blair = On A Trilby

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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He's no cleric!

Tony Blair - Born Laity

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Global prayer?

Tony Blair = Litany Orb

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Lacking pigment?

Tony Blair = Try Albino

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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What a genius!

Tony Blair = Brainy Lot

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Her boy was a real pal!

Lindsay Lohan = Had Ally In Son

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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She kept something back from her shrink!

Lindsay Lohan = Hid Sly Anal No

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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She bugs woeful Mrs Clinton

Lindsay Lohan = Annoy Sad Hill

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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She's no friend of Denmark!

Lindsay Lohan = No Danish Ally

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Only ever ate escargot!

Lindsay Lohan = Only Had Snail

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Secreted offspring in cavity?

Lindsay Lohan = Anally hid son

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Vegans worship at her hostelry

Lindsay Lohan = Holy Salad Inn

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Named after a dubious lotion?

Lindsay Lohan = Shady Lanolin

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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She's just named after synthetic flowers!

Lindsay Lohan = Nylon Dahlias

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Amy Winehouse just a dreadful tree?

Amy Winehouse = Am Heinous Yew

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Glue Sniffing Outbreak Overwhelms Arkansas!

Said Medical Examiner Mel 'Porky" Percival, since them FEEMA trailers arrived, can't get no one to work, spend all their time on their hands and knees sniffin' that formaldehyde...good stuff, too!"

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Amy Winehouse a right porker?

Amy Winehouse = Ahem! You swine!

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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Amy Winehouse a gut-purge freak?

Amy Winehouse = You wish enema

written by queen mudder, 02 February 2010
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10,000 Unused FEEMA Trailers from Katrina, Sent to Arkansas!

Said Hog Farmer Bubba Joe, "Thank Obama, we can save the piglets and put a roof over their haids. Since that Snippet Storm, ain't got none of them tourists, no speed traps and no ear marks, we fucked!

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Arkansas Appeals to FEMA After Snippet Hurricane!

"it's a fucking disaster," said former Governor Mike Huckabee, "thank God I'm out of the place!" Huckabee commented about the economic devastation after Jman got revenge for 10 month exile there.

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Springfield,Illinois Still Not Repaid for Costs of Obama 2008 Visit!

Alderman denounces Obama, likens him to perps in Domestic Violence Cases in the city: "Both the same, sociopaths bent on beating us out of what they owe!"

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Spoof Writer Petitions to Change name of South Carolina

After receiving highest heating bill, and suffering weeks of freezing temperatures, icy rain, high winds and lack of sun, proposes name change to "South Minnesota."

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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UK Labour Minister Backtracks on "Unreliable Worker" Edict!

After confusion, says: it's one's right to be totally unreliable, but you do have to show up onst in awhile. Demanding your check be mailed is really pushing the envelope and hurting Royal Mail Moral.

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Toni Terry Says : John Couldn't have Done those Things!"

His devoted wife continues to believe his innocence."My God, he's GAY, he never did ME, how could he do THEM! Toni said her 2 kids were the result of a
tupper ware paty gone wrong with soccer coach.

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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John Terry says He's Sorry!

"I wouldn't be in this pickle if I never took up soccer...I would have been better off just going into politics where no one would have noticed!"

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Napolitano Tests Full Body Scanner at Super Bowl: Causes Malfunction!

The Obama Pant Suit Posse member insisted on being tested by the new device, and worse, wanted members of the press on hand to witness the event.
Only Fox carried the unbalanced report: "Gross."

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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NFL Considers Canceling Super Bowl after Kiss of Death!

Advertisers & Fans threaten to pull out after Homeland Security Chief, Janet Napalitano visited the site and after 7 minutes declared "Everything looks good to me!"

written by Morse, 02 February 2010
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Other Life Forms?

Scientists say that extraterrestrial life may have been on earth for a long time or at least since Woody Allen.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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We Need Tax Increases

Washington state plans to take rich taxpayers by the feet and shake them until billfold falls out of pants.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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More Trouble For Toyota

More trouble for Toyota. Now owners say that 'objects in mirror are farther away than they appear'.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Jessica Simpson's True Identity Revealed

None other than Britain's Cherry Cola.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Toyota Recall

Toyota says they will repair everyone's Toyota for free, but still blame charlie horse in leg for stuck gas pedals.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Obama Abandons Moon Project

Obama Administration cancels moon program. Instead, set their sites on Iran, here on earth.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Oprah Auction

Oprah Winfrey to sell 1,000 of her wigs on eBay to raise money for Haiti.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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US Senators Want to Pull 9/11 Trial Funds from Budget

"No need for any of that silliness."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Al Qaeda Suicide Falcons cause Concorde disaster in 2010!

Bin Laden trained 2 precious Saudi Falcons to attack Concordes. They were launched in Paris and BOOM, BOOM, downed it. As for titanium strips, FORGET IT!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2010
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Not His First Visit To The UK!

The Pope has been invited on the first Papal visit to the UK since 1982. However as a young German bomber pilot, he did fly on a mission over Coventry Cathedral back in 1942.

written by IN SEINE, 02 February 2010
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How low can You Get?

An ATM machine, has been installed just 18 inches off the ground. You have to get on your knees to use it. Handy for churchgoers to collect money on their way to church - they can say a prayer too!

written by IN SEINE, 02 February 2010
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Stem Cell Research Funds Increase

A study shows that stem cells from liposuction fat can be used to increase women's breast size without the use of implants. Scientists require a 30 percent increase in funding for stem cell research.

written by IN SEINE, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Jessica Simpson Shopping Spoofers for Love?

Says Top Writers like Skoob give her "ogasisms"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Why Presidents Break Campaign Promises

Promises are hopes, for dopes.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Gates: Fewer Gay Troops to be Fired

Typo; Correction: Gay Troopers may not may not engage while under fire.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Congressional Hearings on "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Over; Spoofers Prevail

If Boss asks if you have been spoofing him, you don't have to tell.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Wayne Rooney declared bankrupt because he earns too much! million

Rooney is being sued because he earns too much he is so upset he's declared himself bankrupt, applied for social support so he can buy nappies for the baby. As for his fortune, it's safe: SWISS BANK?

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2010
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So That's Why She Wanted To See The Game

Wife at football game with binoculars, "Looks like he's a couple of inches short." "Of a first down?" "No, the naked guy in his apartment across from the stadium."

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Invisible Tom!

Female basketball team suspect they had an invisible intruder near their shower. "He seemed to come out of nowhere!" says witness.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Michelle's Influence

Michelle Obama visit still influencing Queen as she appears in public with big foam hand with pointing finger "I'm #1".

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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What Teens Have To Put Up With

Dad pops up early at Teen party to get his daughter causing her embarrassment. Then his 'Well gag me with a spoon!' leads to suicide attempt.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Whipper Out There!

Burger King and Sea Food Giant combine to both sell their new 'Long John Whopper'!

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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You're Too Flakey!

Paris Hilton sulks after not being invited back to the Pillsbury Bake-Off after last year's big fire.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Not Funny

Student archeologists told to go back to University after stall Twinkie dug up in Egyptian King's tomb.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Clap On, Clap Off!

US military in Iraq and Afghanistan say they have caused three recent suicide bombers to blow up themselves before reaching their targets by installing "The Clapper' along the roadsides.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Andy Murray Hates Love

Andy Murray has stated that he hates Love after being beaten
three sets to love by Roger Federer

written by SPECTRUM, 02 February 2010
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Grave Situation

Obama admits that the Baby Boomers will stretch Social Security beyond it's limits but one terrorist act in our penis pills could pull us through.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Drop In Sales

The new Viagra ads by John Edwards not doing so well. "We don't want to turn into a total prick", say most.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Jimminy Cricket Hates Cricket

I'm a grasshopper from LA f'Chrissakes. Why da hell would I like cricket?

written by Skoob1999, 02 February 2010
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Iran Defiant

Iran not cooperating with UN inspectors again. "If you come here, we will fry you into a kabob!"

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Arkansas Moves With The Times

Finally makes wanking in the back of taxis illegal.

written by Skoob1999, 02 February 2010
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Girl's Amazing Escape

'I saw my blood in the water': Teenage girl's amazing escape after fighting off shark with her bodyboard. PETA say they may investigate as blood could have been from shark.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Gingerbread House?

Villagers' anger after couple paint Tudor cottage pink. Couple say they will add purple polka dots if they don't quit complaining.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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"Easy, Easy Money"

Police get four hours overtime for just answering a phone call after their shift has ended. "Would you prefer we didn't answer?"' asks Sergeant.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Must Like Her Photo

Tesco shopper, 24, forced to show ID... because she looked 'too young to buy a QUICHE'. ID'd last time for purchasing high caffeine soda.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Democrats votes to render Obama's agenda illegal

"VA Democratic-controlled state Senate passed measures making it illegal to require individuals to purchase health insurance."

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Cat called Oscar thought responsible for 50+ deaths in nursing home

Far from predicting the eminent demise of patients, Oscar ensures their rapid passing by farting cyanide gas into the faces of old patients.

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
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Super Bowl Sunday

Soggy start to Super Bowl week. Number of practices, Peyton Manning commercials down.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Just Mispoke 10,000 Times

UN climate chief plays down scandals. Global Warming will not cause the sky to fall!

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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"Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us"

Obama pitches aid for struggling small businesses, help Mom & Pop stores to run WalMart out of town.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Beer Conference Replacing Fireside Chats

Obama budget, jobs, another beer-conference plan get early tests on Hill.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Baptists Back To US?

Haiti says Baptists may be tried in US. Expects some politician out to make points to soon show up to help them.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Not Hanging Around To See

Taliban: Terrorist or not? Not always easy to say. Depends upon whether you still have your head about you.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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New Communication Breakthrough

Announcement: Better communication on the way. Translation: You'll have to update TV again.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Phil Tops Psychics, Nastradamus

Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter, Barack Obama a one-term president.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Toyota Drug Their Feet

Toyota finally providing pedal fix too late to prevent backlash, whiplash.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

No Money Here

Somali pirates abandon hijacked Indian dhow and all 525 people aboard.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Gangs On Facebook

Use of Twitter, Facebook rising among gang members. They make you an offer to be 'a friend' that you can't refuse.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

12-Year-Old Drops Divorce Proceedings.

Saudi girl, 12, drops push to divorce octogenarian. "Mostly we just play 'doctor' and 'the good little girl".

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Parents, Students On Edge

Parents, students on edge over soaring tuition costs. Mostly in the highest buildings they can find.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Earth-Centered Believers

The Air Force Academy has set aside an outdoor worship area for Pagans, Wiccans, Druids, Frisbeetarians and other Earth-centered believers, school officials said Monday.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Conclusion: Not As Many On Social Security

Healthy adults need less sleep as they age: study by Obama appointed group. "Two hours enough for the old farts."

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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FBI Misdeeds

US terror suspects in Pakistan allege FBI torture. "Made us wear old J Edgar Hoover dresses", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Obama Budget Mysteries

Obama budget, jobs plan get early tests on Hill. "We can get millions back to work at good wages working for the government by borrowing more money from China."

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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I was PM and invading Iraq was my idea

Tony B Liar has made a new statement today regarding Iraq.
he said "I was PM and invading Iraq was my idea" but this has been disputed by Gordon Brown who said "I am PM and invading Iraq was my idea"

written by SPECTRUM, 02 February 2010
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Pope to Visit UK; Hopes to find Recruits

Anglicans to welcome with rotten fruits - and a boot.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Wauchovia Bank Charging Fees to Make Donations to Haiti Relief Funds

They just have to get a bonus on every single event. Next thing they will be looking for ways to cause earthquakes as a profit making enterprise.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Can Spoofer Surge Achieve World Peace?

WE can only hope.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Blair: "I Had No Covert Deal with Bush"

He dropped his drawers and I took orders.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Taking Fish Oil May Help to Ward Off Schizophrenia

People who take it are so busy figuring out whether they are man or fish, they have no time to focus on more than one human personality.

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 February 2010
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Word Is that Apple is Working on Another Tablet

Oh good grief, Apple, take your bow and leave the stage for a little while!

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 February 2010
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Burger King Sales Down; Spoof.com Site Traffic Up

Connection?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Pentagon Says "Supersize my Drone Fleet"

Spoofer Says: Bring Me Some California Pot, quickly.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

CIA Buys Stake in Firm that Monitors Blogs, Tweets and Spoofs

Paranoia X 10 Has Finally Reached the Last Bastion of Sanity.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

CIA Officers Moonlighting on Wall St.

Corporate Spooks for Wall St. Firms are actually active duty CIA Agents. Rumors are floating that Spoof.com has been infiltrated.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Will O'Bomba's Retirement Fixes Work?

They fixed my retirement wagon to be sure.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Something a little bit weird cometh this way

al Qaeda

written by Tcoah, 02 February 2010
Rating:

College Tuition Rate Hikes in Double Digits

Rates for Spoof Degrees also rising.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Inventor Unveils $7k Sex Robot

Says it took 7 years to develop. Critics say using Amy Winehouse for model perhaps not too bright. Robot turns on but owners don't.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

$ 900 M Plan to Keep Vancouver Olympics Safe

Including millions in bonuses to bankers in the area.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

New Senator's "Hunk Factor" Spoofed

Spoof.com's Mark Lowton denies responsibility

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Arenas Expresses Regret in Op-Ed Piece

The 10 paragraph "I'm so Sorry" piece was submitted after 33 edits, 21 re-writes by league, team and agent representatives.

Arenas said his part was writing the words 'I'm so sorry I got caught."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Taylor Swift's Butterfinger's Moment

While attempting to rest the trophy on her chest, it fell as she realized she doesn't have one.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Why the Quest for Prosperity is Dangerous

Those who have the gold also have the biggest guns.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Goldman Sachs CEO Collects $ 100M Bonus

Under the table agreement gives O'Bomba and
Geithner 10% each.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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New Chevy Volt is an Electrifying Drive

The econo-box requires holding both ends of the ignition wires while you drive. .

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

the US Government's Budget Process in Three Easy Steps

1. Steal all you can from citizens
2. Multiply X 10
3. Borrow the difference on the taxpayer's tab and SPEND, SPEND, SPEND!!!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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O'Bomba Plans Tax Hike on Wealthy

Top Tier tax rate to increase to fifty cents on every million earned after deductions, credits, write downs, write offs and shelters

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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NASA Drops Moon Plan; Refocuses Mission

Will now try to establish colony here on earth.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Native Americans Tamed Turkeys in 800 b.c.

Treatise on the process needed by NBA Commissioner unable to tame turkey players.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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Napalitano: Security Plan in Place for Super Bowl

The security plan, designed by Blackwater Security has 100 .50 caliber machine guns lining the top of the bowl with 10 Apache Helicopter Gunships circling if strafing is required.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Hethrow Deploys Advanced Body Scanners

Using Star Trek Technology, terror suspects can now be identified and beamed directly to GITMO. Passengers seen laughing at images of Gordon Brown or Tony Blair will be beamed into the Spoof.com site.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Rating:

Torn Addresses Judge

Rip Torn tells judge that life is but a joke and that his seems to be the one about pete and repeat.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Another One's Gone!

Proctologist loses still another wedding ring and patient calls up to say he forgot to look and flushed.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
Rating:

No One Expects...The Baptists!

Baptists are now more feared around the world than Taliban, Al Qaida and drunken Mel Gibson put together.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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They Have Infiltrated Everywhere

Many are wondering if Baptists can get along together long enough to take over US Nuclear Weapons.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Methodists Squeal

President Barack Obama sending brown shirts to round up radical Baptists.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Baptists On The Move

Baptists gathering in bigger and bigger groups since haiti incident, ready to overthrow both Haiti and the Dominican Republic!

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Only 60% In 1950's

Local statistics show that today's Hollywood is still 74-75% stuffed assholes!

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Condom Nation

National watchdog service warn the public against using "Freedom Tickler" condoms at cheap prices. They are at least five years old.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Public Warned

Public warned about fake e-mails supposedly warning you about fake e-mails. They are bugged. (Or they are now)

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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There Are In-Betweens!

Gays and Lesbians demand a better, brighter assortment of creative terror warning codes.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Taliban Five Stars

The Taliban given five stars in creating terror among plain ordinary citizens by Consumer Guide.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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Obama Plans

Rumor: President during run for re-election in 2012, may choose 'a smarter idiot' for VP running mate.

written by Bureau, 02 February 2010
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