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Balls On The Ball

UK Secretary of State for Children, Schools etc has admitted that kids don't need no education, thought control or qualifications. His Darwinian comment has been backed by the legendary Roger Waters!

written by iscrivener, 13 February 2010
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Ne Flu Next Winter?

Study: Swine Flu may have broken out at this time due to huge number of obese people. Experts warn of next year's possible outbreak of "Elephant Flu".

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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New Agency

The FBI & DEA are joining efforts; assigning their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team that targets illegal decongestant pills sales on the black market. The agents will be called Pseudo Feds.

written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2010
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Israel Accused Of Existance

Israel accused of waging covert war, continue to exist in the Mideast.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Price Of Ice Set to Soar

In a desperate attempt to revitalise their decimated economy the Icelandic government is to sell off its huge reserves of ice to those countries most affected by the threat of global warming!

written by iscrivener, 13 February 2010
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Shayler - "Spoof Was Shushed Up"

David Shayler has it on good authority that the Spoof's recent downtime was a result of MI6's intervention to close the site preventing Taliban subscribers getting covert stories of imminent attack!

written by iscrivener, 13 February 2010
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Tories Pledge To Introduce New Legal Tender

Chancellor George Osbourne pledges to legalise Monopoly money to kick start the property market saving on the cost of quantitative easing, £770billion will be shared by owners of the game!

written by iscrivener, 13 February 2010
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Sherman Still Hasseling Atlanta?

"Unseen hand" from someplace causing a lot of sexual harassment in offices around Atlanta. Psychic believe it's the ghost of General Sherman.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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NO More Used Cars?

New study shows that "Pre-owned vehicles" outsell "Used cars" two to one.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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It's Those Chinese

U.S. government say they fear that spies have already hacked into our power grid as laptop computers begin lap dancing!

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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New Alley Movie

Kirstie Alley signs to star in new motion picture, 'Free Willy's Girlfriend.'

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Bruce In The Dark?

Is Bruce Springsteen losing it? First he forget what city he was playing & last week in California, he dedicated "Dancing In The Dark" to Goober, Floyd and all the good folks of Dingleberry, NC"

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Russell Brand Signs For Chelsea

Celebrity shagger Russell Brand has joined Chelsea in a deal which is said to include 50 grand a week and unlimited use of Wayne Bridge's girlfriend.

written by Earl Grey, 13 February 2010
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Kraft comes up with Milk chocolate coated cheese triangles

"Had to Happen" ... "sometime"

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Spoofer takes Greek Euro Notes to Germany

to spend, spend, spend!!!!!

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Twitter Worse Than Klingon

Parents say they need special classes as they try to understand what their own kids are saying.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Monica Lewinsky

Getting $3m for her new book, "Blowing the President".

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

Most of the Chinese team missed the ceremonies, however, as it was after their bedtime.

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

Even though Adam Lambert was the only one turned on by K.D. Lang's singing

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

Local Indian tribes say that if they hadn't been invited to participate, "we would have done a rain dance to melt off all the snow."

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

Nancy Kerrigan tells press "It made my whole body tingle, especially my knee."

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

The traditional released doves, however, were understood by visiting Dr. Doolittle to say "shit, it's cold!"

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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"That Girl" (Monica Samille Lewinsky ) did more for big fat Cuban Cigars

than Obama has done for US Health Care

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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In an off-the-record comment Staffer says

Pelosi is a member of the "Mile High club".

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Brits Fess Up

Brits announce study of human DNA that went wrong a little over twenty years ago and produced Amy Winehouse.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Old Nudist

Old lady nudist calls police to show them the two holes where kids have been peeking and poking in.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Angry Crowds Outside

Ireland has announce that the winner of the Irish Sweepstakes is none other than the one who drew the winning ticket out of the ticket bin, Hamish McFunked.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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The Rest Of The Story

"And so, the Grinch gave the Who's 10,000 small condoms to prevent their over population problem, and the Grinch's penis grew two times as long."

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Anti-Obesity Pill

Obese Americans ask scientists why they can create a anti-depression pill and not a anti-obesity pill. "Why do you think we're depressed?"

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Arkansas #55

Arkansas Junior High school teacher caught having sex with 24-year-old, eighth grade student.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Unfaithful Following

Deere reports 4Q loss on charges, lower sales. Receives thousands of "Deere John" letters in the mail.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

You could tell it was an international event, since The United States only sent their Vice President.

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

...but since when was The Riverdance supposed to represent the French Canadians?

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

I'll bet the drug testers don't have to check for marijuana since the Jamaican Bobsled Team isn't there.

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

Were the Indians bussed back to the reservations afterwards?

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

But instead of "Both Sides Now," shouldn't we have heard "I Believe I Can Fly" when that boy was soaring over the wheat fields?

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

...even though the cauldron is resting on a three legged stool.

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

Even though most people said "Hallelujah" when manish K.D. Lang finished singing.

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

But where was Dudley Dooright?

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

I didn't here "eehhh" one time.

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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The World Was Impressed By The Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

....and no one was called a "hoser."

written by Jalapenoman, 13 February 2010
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Obama on Pelosi

"Agnostic"

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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"Fine Words" and "High Expectations"

"It's not so much that I want the WH in my cabbage patch, just that I expect a larger airliner to shuttle me around than what 'He's Got'."

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Pelosi on Obama

"The President has my full support until he doesn't have my full support".

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Pelosi and Obama

Shouldn't that read "Pelosi v. Obama"?

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Pelosi and Obama

Lack "Good Vibrations"

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Blue States Agree

President Barack Obama expects Americans to support sending tens of thousands more U.S. troops to Afghanistan once they understand the perils of losing our country to the Republicans.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Good For Tornadoes, Hurricanes Also

Nations builders say that they have made money by only building the basements of houses until future house sold. "We even make money of those who purchase and live in basements", say builders.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Still Need A Vacation

American travelers this summer say they may have to cut back on vacation fees. Sleep in car, eat at the missions.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Atlantis Found?

"Believers" now claiming that Atlantis was in today's Florida.
NASA: Of course it is.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Israel Ready

Israel readying new arms to meet Iran challenge. Will start with a plague of the hemorrhoids.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Just Calm Down

"When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout", snagging US recovery.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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"We've Never Printed A £7,000 Bill"

Fergie's gift to Prince Andrew and a mystery over the £7,000 bill.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Avoiding Hugs

Why autistic people often avoid hugs from loved ones: "Hate old people smell, nose being gotten."

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Airlines Up Shit Creek Again

Muslims warned not to go through airport body scanners because they violate Islamic rules on nudity. "No scans, no flights" say airliners as others object to fly with anyone not scanned.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Tea Slurpers Ruining Country

Council bans drinking tea in abbey gardens over noisy slurps disrupting the 'tranquility'. Meanwhile, Beans On Toast still OK!

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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UK's Big Winner

Britain's biggest ever lottery win: One UK ticket scoops £56m EuroMillions jackpot. "Right at the time the Euro falls, that's just my luck", says winner.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Euro Dips

Euro dips as growth in currency zone grinds to a near halt. "Not worth a plug Euro" saying heard everywhere.


written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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No Used To Snow, Ice

Airlines cancel flights as winter storm hits South right between the legs.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Still No Extradiction

Polanski film "Those Wonderful Swiss People" debuts, Swiss vow no extradition yet.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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57 Americans Ill

CDC: Swine flu made 57 million Americans ill, nearly half with shots and heart failures over worrying.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Same Old Thing

DNA suggests even ancient man had baldness, erectile dysfunction issues. Mostly because of near death experiences daily.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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NASA Launches Observatory

NASA launches observatory to study sin..I'm sorry, that should read, "to observe sun."

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Blair Opens Tenth

Linda Blair opens up her tenth beauty salon, "Turning Heads".

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Toyota Answers Before Hearing Questions

Toyota answers Congress questions before hearings. Congress objects that "Those aren't the questions we want to ask!"

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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New Budget Taxes?

Obama says new budget taxes...I mean, rules will rein in spending.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Obama Building Nuclear Plants

Obama nuke plant loan reflects new energy strategy. "We will use what Republicans have been recommending for thirty years, to reach across the aisle."

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Gore Leaves Frozen US

Carnival erupts in Rio amid scorching heat wave. Al Gore addresses crowd while wearing only a thong.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Hid Troops Behind China

Protests on Dresden bombing anniversary! Say Hitler completely innocent.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Helping Out

Tax-exempt blonds to fund Goodwill projects. "How they earn their money is their own business", says manager.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Generally Scattered Everywhere

'Major' marijuana ring busted in Kentucky! 'General Bluegrass' still at large!

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Toyota Sued

Toyota sued in Calif. over acceleration deaths. No one saw this coming.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Hum Dinger

3-legged dog wins 1st place in NYC shelter contest. "No back legs but he's got a hummer of a dinger", says staff member.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Patrick Kennedy To Leave Office

Politics was not a smooth fit for Patrick Kennedy, as he is an honest man.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Snow Problems

Snowballs did have a chance in the South. Hawaii only state without snow but they are searching the higher areas. Not allowed to fly in one snowball.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Record Snows

Report: For the first time, 49 out of 50 states have snow cover at the same time.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Mum On The Case

Pa. police mum on motive in disabled woman's death. "Mum is almost another Monk", says police chief.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Horse Hockey For Your Honey

Love stinks! Minn. farmer creates manure valentine. Prince Charles mumbles, "Now why didn't I think of that?"

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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US Launches Project: Laser defense

Flying laser zaps missile in first for U.S. Future battles could be carried on without any troops on the ground.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Drones, Now Lasers

Flying laser zaps missile in first test for U.S. Two new factories opened to produce new weapons.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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People "Live" Here!

Olympics host Vancouver ranked world's most liveable city. "We are 100% nerd proof", claims Mayor.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Vancouver Ranked First

Olympics host Vancouver ranked world's most liveable city. "No one has ever died here", boasts Mayor.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Taliban Flight

US, Afghan troops sweep into Taliban stronghold as some escape on flying brooms.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Troops After Taliban

US, Afghan troops sweep into Taliban stronghold, then start mopping up.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Snow is Warmer

Liars at NASA have determined that laws of physics have changed as they've been saying. Snow is now warmer than before. Its temperature is proportional to the amount of easily brainwashed people.

written by David Hawkins, 13 February 2010
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Pensioners World Boxing Championship

If the pensioners World Boxing Championships gets off the ground boxers will not need gum shields they will simply put their false teeth in a jar at the side of the ring.

written by SPECTRUM, 13 February 2010
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New Markets Open Up

when animals get animal rights

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Lice insist on "His and Hers" bath towels

should boost jobs in the cotton industry

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Water Molecules Demand Minimum Wage

Gordon Brown says he will look into it

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Birds Demand Spare Feather Factory

"It's our Right"

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Horses seek early retirement legislation

"If humans get it, we should to", said horse spokesperson

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Polar Bears Demand Fair Housing

"Was always on the cards"

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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"Five-foot-long crab goes on show"

Turns out to be a five foot long sub

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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"Give me a "D", Give me a "C" and

add ten feet of snow - what have you got?

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Think Tank - 'we pay them for this?"

Suggests cutting work hours to 30 minutes - "would force everyone to 'live on the job' thereby saving the environment".

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Super Fast Quake Hits 'Square Mile' -

New computer game from "Reality Sucks - Game Inc."

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Opec and Opik

"So easy to get those dudes mixed up" - Dude

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Dr Who: "Just four words"

Liberal Democrat Lembit Opik

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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If you have

Greek Euros - swap them for German ones ASAP.

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Eurozone heading for the rocks

Happened as soon as somebody asked for 'Cinzano on the Rocks'

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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'Newly-single Taylor Swift'

falls 'head over heels' for frog

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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'Possibly in all probability' the sexiest woman on the planet is

- send $100 to find out

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Katie Price takes precautions

"No Kidding".

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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- hot commodities - blue paint - stock prices - head north

Katie Price dyes her cannons blue

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Stock prices are growing through the roof

Vis-à-vis Gail Porter Enterprises

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Gail Porter launches new "hair growth formulation"

"It worked for me, Maybe Baby it will work for you."

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Gizza your job Prison Governor

Sixth Former Found Guilty of Stabbing her Boyfriend plans to study Best Prison Practice inside slammer.

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Megan Fox glows HOTTER

Insists on sultry poses in Polar Ice Cap clothing, "Yes, I'M HOT HOT HOT - in such warm clothing anyone would be hot".

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Gordon Brown in Blue on Blue incident

Aping Gail Porter - GB has his hair dyed bright blue.

written by Tcoah, 13 February 2010
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Day 3 of Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies

The Ceremonies has stretched into its 3rd day as a very sleepy crowd looks on. The athlete flag parade is only in the "F" countries, with seemingly made up ones like, "Fudgeland", and "Funkistan".

written by Nik Voelz, 13 February 2010
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FCC Looking Into Matter

ABC News says someone hacked their news cast when Diane Sawyer apparently stated the seven words that George Carlin stated you cannot say on television.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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MORE SNOW!

The Weather Channel accused of seeding snow clouds to up viewership!

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Could Have Picked Up L. Ron Hubbard

Muslims riot over President Obama using copy of Koran to kill fly during speech about the world's religions and their books.

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Amazing Discovery

Previously Undiscovered Amazon Tribe do not have a word for
"farfegnugen".

written by Bureau, 13 February 2010
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Lloyd - Webber Missus Gutted

F++k - Toadlike Hubby May Live!

written by Blazing Saddle, 13 February 2010
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