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Tim Westwood orders Chinese Food

Reports are emerging that Tim Westwood tried to order a Tupac Shakur, some Wu Tang Clan and Salt N Peppa's spare ribs according to a confused Chinaman.

written by Jeremy Paxman, 05 December 2010
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Venezuela's Human Vuvuzela Still At It

Chavez blames 'criminal' capitalism, neighbor's donkey for incessant rains in Venezuela. Makes ass of himself.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Fears for the Depressed this Christmas

Psychologists concede in this economy, with this weather, they can't be jollied out of this one.

written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
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Woods Blows Another One

Tiger Woods blows tournament lead on the last day. Curse of the Thanksgiving Turkey still upon him!

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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NKorea Blasts SKorea Defense Chief

North Korea Lambasts South Korea's New Defense Chief! Kim: "He look like Elmer Fudd!"

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

Broke two ribs on a wrinkly I elbowed at Selfridge's. Personal best.

written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
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Playing The Percentages

Gates tells President Obama that the US should leave Iran alone. "We can't fight three wars at once. We could win two and still lose."

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Lender's Nightmare

Meet the great-grandmother who is every lender's nightmare: The tireless woman who has fought off foreclosure for 25 years. May write book.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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The Laws Of Slop

Council spends £100k on telling residents how to fill up slop buckets. (First you take the slop! "Yep! Yep!)

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Maybe As A Ghost Writer

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange 'will release poison pill of damaging secrets if killed or arrested, even if I have to make it up."

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Granddaddy Arrested

German man is arrested for 'sending hundreds of tarantulas to the U.S. through the post'

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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It's Me Accent

Call me Mister Gunn: Gangland boss wins the right to be 'treated with respect' by prison staff who usually slur it to "Munster Goon".

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Stupidity Reaches New Levels

Health and safety chiefs ban hot drinks...from coffee mornings, saying kids could get hot liquid spilled on them. Parents ask if they leave privates at home because we could hot piss on the kids?

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Madonna's new 24 year old new boy toy is Brahim Zaibat

52 year old Madge says, of Brahim Zaibat, "He's a genius, his IQ is ten and half inches."

written by JAB, 05 December 2010
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Whooooohoooo!!

Could your Facebook profile lead to higher insurance premium? Insurers snooping on online activity to calculate costs. Those working for TheSpoof for free may get welfare boost.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Another Russian Spy Caught

The blonde Commons aide accused of being a Russian spy: MP's assistant faces being deported after arrest for alleged espionage. MPs say with US redhead there has to be a French brunette somewhere.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Bring Me A Cold One!

Britain braced for the return of the big freeze: Temperatures down to -15C tonight (and chaos will last for two weeks). Skoob wearing two raincoats over thermo underwear.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Little Bad Weather On The Way

Britain braced for the return of the big freeze: Temperatures down to -15C tonight (and chaos will last for two weeks). Other than that, let's get out and shop a bit!

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Assange Signs With Patriots

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange signs to do personal assignments for the New England Patriots.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Hope They Get Life

NY bust: Medicaid patients' Rx drugs go to dealers. 33 people busted over taking drugs taken from seniors and need their asses kicked from north Central Park to the John Lennon Memorial.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Forget The Pennies

Lawmakers optimistic about tax cut deal. Uncle Sam's "Pay a dollar/Pick a dollar banks to be distributed to all retailers.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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We Can Drill Our Own Oil!

WikiLeaks: Mideast funding of militants irks U.S. Ron Paul advises blowing up Saudi Arabia, the chief financier.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Hate Those WikiLeaks

Blackmailers everywhere are out to stop the WikiLeaks. "They just give away our steady money supply", stated one anonymous blackmailer.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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WikiLeaks Being Squeezed Out!

WikiLeaks uses Swiss Web address as options narrow. TheSpoof has already turned them down. "We already know about all that stuff, just read our stories", stated Mark Lowton.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Ahmadinejad evaluates Wikileaks

Ahmadinejad examined the Wikileaks, his evaluation was, only a donkey or a pig would waste their time reviewing such things.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Tiger Woods Dating Kate Gosselin

Tiger Woods is reportedly dating baby-factory and asian-fetishist Kate Gosselin. "Think of how ugly those kids would be!" say friends.

written by anthonyrosania, 05 December 2010
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Sarah Palin calls for ECB President Jean-Claude Trichet's Resignation

Following Trichet's comment, "There is every danger that the crisis will become more acute," Palin said, "There's nothing cute about a financial crisis, Mr.Trichet should step down, immediately"

written by JAB, 05 December 2010
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Watchdog goes after TV

Pete Burns was intercepted by the German Shepard, when trying to break into the Collagen Factory.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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David Cameron tweets 'I'm related to Queen'

William Hague tweets back "does that mean I'm in for a chance?"

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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"Arsenic With DNA Discovery" Not True?

NASA Discovers New Life: Arsenic Bacteria With DNA Completely Alien To What We Know! Kansas school board says that it's not true. "Quit trying to poison the minds of our children!"

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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NASA Discovers New Life

NASA Discovers New Life: Arsenic Bacteria With DNA Completely Alien To What We Know! Claim they were the ones who actually wrote the Agatha Christie mysteries.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Hoping For Joe The Plumber

Newt Gingrich Leaning Toward Presidential Run. So it's Gingrich, Palin or Obama. Good time for Nader to plan comeback!

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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"Charley Rangel, He's An Angel To Me!"

Charlie Rangel On 'State Of The Union', Jesse James, Tiger Woods on 'Press The Meat!"

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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McConnell Has Terrible Cold

McConnell: WikiLeaks cheef 'a heck tick errorist'..pardoon my code...'a high-teech terrorist'...Thit!

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Dems Join GOPs

Top Democrats defecate, join unified GOP. Sorry, that should be 'defect'.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Don't Panic

WikiLeaks doesn't care about your silly G-mails. Even if you are a depraved, closeted cheater.

written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
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Unabomber's Residence Bought

Unabomber's 'very secluded' land in Montana listed for sale, bought by Saudi. He states that all the free ammo was the clincher.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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I Didn't Find Anything, OK?

New security at airports could allow passengers to search themselves before cameras.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Bad News During The Holidays

Crippled ship hauling fuel oil near Alaska now being towed that it is crippled.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Beep! Beep!

Iran announces another advancement in constructing it's nuclear facilities. Kim in NKorea announces another advance in Wiley Coyote's attempt to catch the roadrunner.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Republicans Vote To Continue "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

GOP: Don't ask us for help. Don't tell us your problems.

written by manbrad, 05 December 2010
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Reid Pushes Online Gambling

Reid, funded by casinos, pushes online gambling. Free night's rest offered for those willing to come and lose money.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Obama In Afghanistan

Obama Makes Surprise Trip to Afghanistan. Thought he was going back to Paris.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Snowman Missing

Help police! Someone's stolen my snowman! "Frosty was there just yesterday when I put that old black hat on him!"

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Also Shit A Brick

Man thanks mother-in-law for fruitcake but says that most of last year's fruitcake still in stomach.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Too Much Christmas Spirit #2

Too much Christmas spirit rankles neighbors as lights keep them up all night.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Too Much Christmas Spirits?

Too much Christmas spirit rankles neighbors as one-man choir goes most of the night.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Woods Finally Back?

Tiger Woods set to end miserable year with Sherwood win, steps in rabbit hole.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Both Encouraging Signs

Roman Polanski wins best European picture award. Adolf Hitler paintings now the most popular.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Ecuador Volcanos Turn To Erupt!

Villagers evacuated as Ecuador volcano erupts as many around the world worry about eruption of volcano near them.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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China Economy Booming

China's skyscraper boom, shipbuilding buoys global industry.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Crippled Cargo Ship Being Towed

A crippled cargo ship carrying nearly a half million gallons of fuel oil was under tow toward a safe harbor Sunday, easing concerns the vessel could go aground in Alaska's remote Pollution Islands.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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No Funeral Meats Here

Big crowd expected at Wis. hostage taker's funeral. Partake in the funeral cheeses.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Rivalry Importance Wanes

2 stabbed as rival fans brawl before USC-UCLA game! Only 2? Surely the game was worth more than that?

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Kenya: Arrest Gays!

Kenya PM's Call to Arrest Gays Jeopardizes HIV Prevention! Just one more reason for gays to support Obama again in 2012!

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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How To Choose Employer

Choose an Employer That Meets Your Social Needs! For instance, food, clothing, shelter.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Government Involvement Needed!

Report: More Government Involvement Needed in College Search Process! Writing Snippets! Learn How To Walk. Be Potty Trained!

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Health Buzz

Health Buzz: Government Sets Health Goals for 2020! Much hope to be able to at least control bedbugs by that time.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Female panda bears only get "hot" 72 hours a year, the missus too!

The Panda bear has one problem, females only get "hot" 72 hours a year and male panders are too busy chewing bamboo? Analogies with humans are obvious, she has a headache and he's down the boozer!

written by Jaggedone, 05 December 2010
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Need For More Holiday Parades

Spectators value tradition of Christmas parade. Draws people into crowds that have bargains to sell.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Loser Polanski Wins Award

Roman Polanski wins best European picture award! Who didn't see this coming from the pedophiles?

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Newton: Auburn's Tootin!

Newton leads Auburn to 56-17 win, into title game as the Tigers and the Ducks hoping for good luck.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Spains Airports Recovering

Spain's airports recovering from controller strike after the planes in Spain were mainly on the bane.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Ivory Coast Needs Change

Both PETA and Greenpeace want the Ivory Coast to change it's name to "The Elephant's Memory".

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Gates Tripping Out

Gates visits Oman, Owoman; Iran, Iwalked and Yemen, Yewomen on agenda.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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WikiLeaks Down Again

Swiss supporters: WikiLeaks server goes down. Swiss government say they hope to have it fixed by 2020.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Washington Least Brainy Award

In Pakistan, Christianity Earns a Death Sentence! Same for Iraq, Afghanistan. So it makes sense that we have to keep sending Christian soldiers to die there.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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No Effect So Far

US cable: China leaders ordered hacking on Google so far has had no effect.."Barney Google, with the goog, goog googly eyes! Everybody!"

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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No Common Sense!

The Most And Least Brainy Cities In America: Washington DC!!

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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World's Hottest

World's hottest pecker is 'hot enough to strip paint' and belongs to guy just released from 20-year prison sentence in solitaire.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Need To Bolster Defensive Line A Bit

We're fully prepared for Chinese hacker attack says The Spoof editor, Ho Chi Minh.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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The Spoof Counterattack

The Spoof writers counter-attack the Chinese hackers by jokes, insults about ancestors..causing them to lose face.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Full Scale Attack

US works to secure networks as hackers advance. Send out their own hackers offensive. Circling the wagons.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Chinese Hackers #2

US cable: China leaders ordered hacking on Google. Everybody else on WikiLeaks.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Chinese Hackers

US cable: China leaders ordered hacking on Google! US and Britain government would never do such a thing.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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Ecuadorian volcano outburst work of Al Qaeda?

The recent volatile situation around the volcanic outburst in Ecuador is not quite what it seems, natural! Al Qaeda sent an E Mail to the Pentagon: "viva la Revolucion" it was ignored?

written by Jaggedone, 05 December 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Shaving. Bah!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 05 December 2010
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Man gets arrested for typing typo

"I'm going to hack into my wife!" The man lost his password and sent the message accidentally to his soon to be ex wife, thinking it was his lover.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Barking Priest

The dyslexic Priest said the Dog told him to do it.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

V. excited to realise Susan Boyle is a dead wringer for the Crown-Princess of Ostrieflander-Abel-Berlich, one of my favourite 17th century German relations!

written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
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Pretty Isn't Everything

Young Miliband dogged by rumours that party coup is in the offing.

written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

I could've charmed us 2018. Don't send a boy to do a man's work, eh?

written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
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Diplomats scour The Spoof! website; "Anything to throw at Wikileaks"

"Spoof stories will come handy to discredit Wikileaks in future," says diplomatic cable released on Wikileaks.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 December 2010
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Mad Priest follows dog

The dyslexic Priest was seen praying to a Bull Dog.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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'Wow' signal misinterpreted, Astronomer reveals after decades of secrecy

Mysterious signal received in 1977 was not from aliens. "I just wrote 'Momi' on the back of the sheet, but the pen dribbled.'

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 December 2010
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King Abdullah admits to typo

King Abdullah tweets "I meant the Persian *cat."

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Britain pays a high price for foreign takeover

Britain pays £50 billion for foreign takeover. "No wonder the economy's on its knees! Shouldn't that be the other way round?" said the 5 year old.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Let's Hear it for "CHICKEN CRAP"

EPA, OSHA and FDA are really worried about chicken farmers being up to their ears in "CHICKEN CRAP!" Let's hope the US House Republicans can keep these agencies in the stuff and out of anything else!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Economic "CHICKEN CRAP"

Democratic far left wants businesses to use their money to hire people & make products/services. It's the other way, when people have jobs they spend money for products & businesses satisfy demand!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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More Socialist Wealth Redistribution "CHICKEN CRAP"

President Obama wants to give people who pay no income tax $400 and $800 per couple, respectively. Yet the president wants to tax the hell out of the higher income people who create jobs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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More Democratic Economic "CHICKEN CRAP"

Adding $2.4 trillion to the national debt for middle class tax cuts is OK, but adding $700 billion to the national debt for people making over $250,000 not OK!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Obama's Summer 2010 Economic Recovery

"CHICKEN CRAP" is the USA unemployment rate in November 2010 going to 9.8%, when President Obama said the unemployment rate would be 8% by summer 2010!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Environmental "CHICKEN CRAP"

"CHICKENCRAP" is President Obama stopping oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico for at least seven years and killing more jobs for a region already hurting. Unless of course he is a one term president!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Social Engineering "CHICKEN CRAP"

"CHICKEN CRAP" is Democratic Senate Majority Leader Reid trying to ram the DREAM Act and repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell through a lame duck session of Congress!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Mess Maker, Make me a Mess

"Chicken Crap" is Pres. Obama making a fiscal/spending mess, then asking a commission how to make the American people clean up the mess, while the Democratic special interests say "not my problem!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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"CHICKEN CRAP" to Ponder

"The IRS will relentlessly pursue you!" So how did Representative C. Rangel manage to evade taxes for 17 years, on renting out his beach house/villa in the Dominican Republic?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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President Obama's Class Warfare "CHICKEN CRAP"

Obama plays class warfare with the Bush tax cuts to aid his socialist policies. When the Republicans take over the US House, expect him to play the race card & stress illegal immigrant profiling!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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DUH!

President Obama asks USA Governors at a gubinatorial conference, how to stop spending in Washington DC. Is this a "CHICKEN CRAP" question or not?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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More Lame Ideas are not Needed

Republicans feel Pres. Obama is not serious about any compromise on extending the Bush tax cuts for everyone. VP Biden plans to participate in the negotiations with his usual "CHICKEN CRAP" rhetoric!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Lame Duck Session "CHICKEN CRAP"

Senate Majority Leader Reid is so concerned about middle class tax cuts that he is pushing legislation for online gambling, e.g. winnings taxable by the federal government of course!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Say Good Bye Nancy

"CHICKEN CRAP" is House Speaker Pelosi making up the notion about unemployment insurance payments creating jobs. Employers pay money into a fund, where mandated increases could mean loss of jobs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Socialist "CHICKEN CRAP" Defined

Obama's socialist ideas cost USA a $3 trillion debt, ruined small banks, energy sector, healthcare, & he now wants to destroy small business. Middle class, your money's next for wealth redistribution!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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Congressional Year End Review

The year-end review by the American people of the 111th Congress (both houses) "CHICKEN CRAP" politicking resulted in scores of Nada, Zero, Nil, Zip & Bupkis.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 December 2010
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14-Year-Old Arrested

14-Year-Old Mexican Drug Cartel Hitman, Pedro The Kid, Arrested.

written by Bureau, 05 December 2010
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