Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano defends request to be patted down instead of using scanners at Airports.
"The pat-downs make me feel sexy!" she was heard telling an ugly looking women.
Princess Anne Tweet
Got seven lumps of coal for Xmas but glared at them so hard have new diamond necklace. Hah!
Playboy's Hefner engaged
Hugh Hefner, 84 got engaged to Crystal Harris, 24 on Friday. Harris says she's a vegetarian and would love to have at least 2 carats while honeymooning at Funderland Amusement Park in Sacramento.
written by JAB
, 27 December 2010
Pat-Downs To Intensify As Snow Storms Hit Eastern U.S.
TSA directive aimed at keeping passengers warm, workers happy.
Indian slum occupants to go on strike in 2011!
Occupants of Indian slums are to go on strike in 2011, their main reason is city councils want to set up refuse collecting services hence removing the slums main source of income, CRAP!
Hugh Hefner to marry not so dumb blond Bunny Bimbo!
Playboy boss to marry 24 year-old blond Bimbo Bunny, this could cause a few "bunny" fights in the Playboy Mansion, but she don't give a bunnies droppings as long as the bucks roll in when Hughie dies!