Wizard Of Oz Not On TV This Festive Season
Sorry - Zardoz, that crap film with Sean Connery in it, not on TV this festive season.
That's Not Santa!
UK kids convinced that the man in the red suit is actually Noddy Holder - out of Slade.
Fox News Declares Victory in 'War on Christmas'
Wishes everyone Hateful Holidays.
written by manbrad
, 25 December 2010
Catherine Zeta Jones Tells Michael Douglas: "You've Never Had It So Good"
Rest of the world finds it difficult to argue the point.
Christmas day in India, stinks, literally!
No plum puddings, Chrissy trees and turkey's here in India, just the stench of the lower, working classes sweating their balls off for a pittance, maybe Jesus should pay them a visit!
Father Christmas arrested for emptying his sack
Father Christmas has been arrested for sexual deviancy after emptying his sack in homes worldwide
The Chinese Are Coming!
A Chinese Investment Firm named Ying Yang Money Inc. has expressed a desire to purchase the Panama Canal and move it to Southern China.
The "Cheesiest" Decision of 2010
The World Order of Cheese, which oversees the production, distribution, and sales of cheese has just announced that effective March 1, 2011, all Swiss Cheese must have the holes completely filled in.
The Biggest "Hot Dog" Bill In The History of The Hot Dog Business
Due to an all-time low in hot dog sales, the U.S. Senate has just passed a bill that will no longer require the hot dog manufacturers to list the ingredients of a hot dog on the package.
The Without A Doubt Sexiest Spy Camera In The World
The North American Spy Agency has just disclosed that female crotch video cameras will no longer be legal. There were just way too many injuries resulting from misuse of the dildo-looking cameras.
The Most Unusual "Polish" Joke Of All
The Polish investigatory agency known as Sausage has just announced it is hereby outlawing "Polish" jokes. The agency declared that any violators whether they are in Poland or not will be arrested.