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Delta-Grinch says about 500 Christmas Day flights will be canceled as storm heads east.

Millions of kids will hear 'Grandma is still at the airport' as Delta-Grinch says about 500 Christmas Day flights will be canceled as storm heads east. "Starbucks scones for Christmas dinner."

written by anthonyrosania, 24 December 2010
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The Sad Story Of A South Dakota Church

South Dakota's All-Unifying Church is closing its doors due to the fact that it cannot get all of its members to unify.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2010
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The Ridiculously Ridiculous Demand of An Alaskan Atheist Group

The Global Insect Commission has turned down the request of an Alaskan atheist group demanding that the name of the 'praying mantis' be immediately changed.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2010
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The Amazing Reason For Lower Zamgola's Upcoming Invasion

The government of the poor African country of Lower Zamgola has stated that they will probably run out of food by 2012, so they are making plans to invade France, which reportedly has a lot of food.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2010
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The Latest Arizona Fad Is Getting Way Out of "Hand"

The North American Center For Medical Practices has issued a warning to Arizona that prohibits the latest fad which involves its citizens 'patting down' each other while miles from an airport.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2010
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The Future of The Wonderful Country Known As Greenland

Global warming research data which was collected from a two year study has shown that the North Pole is melting at such an alarming rate that within two years Greenland could become Lake Greenland.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2010
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Bad Headline Number 74

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk Friday Noon

written by IN SEINE, 24 December 2010
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Cameron's Christmas Message

Let us remember the meaning of Christmas. Goodwill to all. I won't have to worry any more: if the LibDems stay I do as I want; if the Lib Dems go I do what I want after an election. It will be good.

written by j.w., 24 December 2010
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Magi: Cheap repairs for cash in hand

Newly discovered scriptures indicate that the "Three Wise men from the East" were really Polish building workers looking for work repairing mangers and stables.

written by Big Bunny News, 24 December 2010
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Where is Santa?

Anxiety mounts over whether Santa really lives in the Arctic. Observers fear he may be bipolar.

written by Big Bunny News, 24 December 2010
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'Silent Night' Banned from School

"It became a sensitivity issue," said the Head Mistress, at the Mt.Alvernia School for the Deaf.

written by JAB, 24 December 2010
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Sagging Economy Hurting Christmas Carols

"Five Golden Rings" now changed to "Five Nickel Rings".

written by Hawking's Chair, 24 December 2010
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Subo Wikileaks storm

Wikileaks today announced that Susan Boyle is infact a failed clone of the late Judy Garland made using DNA from the soles of her ruby slippers.

written by paddy stash, 24 December 2010
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Widi-leaks

Anne Widicome today revealed that her incontinence was the cause of her many slips during her Stricly Come Dancing time.

written by paddy stash, 24 December 2010
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Frozen Scottish refuses to pay his bus fare?

A clever Scottish doggy escaping the freezing cold hopped on a passing warm bus and refused to leave only problem was, he also refused to pay his fare: Thank God it's Christmas?

written by Jaggedone, 24 December 2010
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Sheridan pips Cardle to xmas no1

Tommy Sheridans cover of shaggys hit"it wasnt me"has beaten the x-factor winner to the xmas no1 spot,1million copies were sold yesterday,to his mother.

written by paddy stash, 24 December 2010
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Poisoned rat mucus

Was recently discovered by leading scientists to be the only known substance on earth that pop band JLS have refused to endorse.

written by paddy stash, 24 December 2010
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Tommy Sheridan to launch after-shave.

Sorry that should be"Sheridan to get lunch after shave".Inmates at HMPsorebut have demanded that the primate like ex-msp should not be allowed to ruin their award winning high grooming standards.

written by paddy stash, 24 December 2010
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Pope's God is full of Chrissy surprises nobody wants!

The Pope's annual drivel which irritates the whole world has promised lots of Chrissy surprises this year, his God has even surprised Palstinians whilst waiting for the Israeli's to bombarb them!

written by Jaggedone, 24 December 2010
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Dawns And Sunsets

There are many women named Dawn in this world... so how come no one is named Sunset??

written by Hydrogen Balloon, 24 December 2010
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Batty Environmentalists

A wind farm of 28 windmills (green energy) in Maryland has come under attack by environmental loons because nocturnal bats may bump into them at night. High school science, bats use SONAR to navigate!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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Clapper On, Clapper Off

Director of National Intelligence James Clapper was not briefed on the London UK arrest of 12 terrorist suspects. Apparently, he doesn't read the NYT, watch Fox News or CNN, or have a computer!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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The Republicans are Coming, the Republicans are Coming

King Obama I will resort to Executive Orders in 2011 to move his socialist agenda of wealth redistribution & sucking the life out of the US economy. Jobs will again be forgotten for the middle class!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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Message to the President

The little putz in North Korea is threatening nuclear war! President Obama, feel free to use a Trident Ballistic Missile that my tax money has paid for on this pip-squeak, as needed!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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Obama Screws the Middle Class Again

King Obama I designates "wild lands" by Executive Order, taking oil producing, grazing & recreation lands out of circulation. Environmentalists have an orgasm, while ordinary Americans get screwed!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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Pelosi to Change Her Image

House Minority Leader Pelosi is having a complete facial makeover for the opening session of the 112th US House in 2011. She's been unable to decide between Axis Sally and Tokyo Rose!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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Why Senator Kerry (D-MA) is not a US President

The Senator implied US shouldn't delay the START treaty with the Russians by making changes." Russia indicates their Duma needs time to examine accompanying US resolutions before treaty ratification!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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Democratic Liberal Rhetoric

Democratic liberal far left rhetoric sounds like what the North Koreans spout, "launch a sacred war." That's because with English word substitutions it becomes "tax cuts for the rich are immoral!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 December 2010
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