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Princess Anne Tweet

Personally wringing the Christmas turkey's neck today. Comfort and joy!

written by Catherine the Average, 23 December 2010
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Cameron says AWAY WITH THE MANGER!

Crisis for the Nativity. David Cameron says creche is a tax burden and should be closed down. Holy Manger to be bulldozed to make way for high street banks.

written by Big Bunny News, 23 December 2010
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Horse walks into a bar

Bartender says will that be a feedbag of Bud?
No I'm thirsty, give me a trough.

written by C. Crawdad, 23 December 2010
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'Ass Of The Year' Finalists Announced

Among them Tiger Woods, Al Gore, Charlie Sheen. Kim Kerdashian also included, but for an entirely different reason.

written by Hawking's Chair, 23 December 2010
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Alert! Alert! 2

Aliens have been found living in Heathrow airport Immigration centre. Spokesperson says: "How the fuck did they get in here?"

written by armfeetandtoe, 23 December 2010
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Britain's Most Hated Christmas Song Is...

"I'm dreaming of a White Christmas" by Bing Crosby -- looks like his dreams have come true!

written by IN SEINE, 23 December 2010
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Hosepipe Ban Forecast

The UK weather Centre in London has forecast a hosepipe ban for Christmas day. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

written by IN SEINE, 23 December 2010
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Halley Misses Period

Comet visits earlier than its regular 76-year round.

written by Hawking's Chair, 23 December 2010
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Bush and Forest Elephants Are Different Species, Say Scientists

Study angers Republicans.

written by Hawking's Chair, 23 December 2010
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Faux News: "Obama To Host Tea Party"

Desperate move to improve sagging ratings. O'Donnell: "What does he think he is? A wizard?"

written by Hawking's Chair, 23 December 2010
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Jets coach Rex Ryan reacts angrily to questions about his fetishes

Ryan said sexual foot-fetish videos of he and his wife on a swinger's site are a personal matter. When asked if he sniffs stationary bicycle seats, he shot back, "What do you think, I'm a pervert?"

written by JAB, 23 December 2010
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Heathrow's Terminal 3 closed indefinitely

Heathrow boss Colin Matthews issued a statement: "Terminal 3 will be closed until further notice due to the pong."

written by JAB, 23 December 2010
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Bush found Behind Bush

The man detained after driving erraticaly into the property of George W. Bush turns out to have been his son George Bush bringing a Christmas present.

written by j.w., 23 December 2010
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Santa no show

Santa Claus will not be delivering presents this Xmas because he has developed clostraphobia and cannot climb down narrow chimney stacks. It appears that Santa will stay home and get drunk instead.

written by whatinthe world, 23 December 2010
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Santa black banned

Santa Claus will not deliver presents this Christmas because he has been black banned by the European Union due to the way he violates trade barriers every year. "Get stuffed" was Santa's response.

written by whatinthe world, 23 December 2010
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No Santa this Xmas

It is believed that Santa Claus will not make his annual sleigh ride this Christmas because of the heavy snowfalls across Europe. Instead he will send an email saying "ho ho bleedin ho" for his fans.

written by whatinthe world, 23 December 2010
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95 year-old granny causes global Skype blackout!

An Australian 95 year-old grnnay is to blame for the global Skype blackout, she thought she was seeing ghosts, nearly had a heart attack and pushed the wrong button!

written by Jaggedone, 23 December 2010
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Oldest dog in the world found in Bangalore, India!

The oldest dog in the world has been found in Bangalore, he's a super canine, but really a Buddhist monk in disguise. Had cancer, did a "Lance Armstrong" and now running the tour de India at a 140!

written by Jaggedone, 23 December 2010
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Madonna Vs. The Christmas Tree

What is the main difference between Madonna and a Christmas tree?

You could eat the Christmas tree if you absolutely had to.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 December 2010
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Joan Rivers' Book Is Bound To Be A Million Seller

The title of Joan Rivers latest book is What The Hell I Did To Look Like A Damn Effen Space Alien And What You Can Do To Keep From Looking Like Friggin Me.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 December 2010
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The Amazing Reason Why Kate Gosselin Will Never Get A Man

"Graceless" Kate Gosselin has finally admitted that she will never get a man because of the fact that she has a bigger 'pecker' than her ex-husband Jon Gosselin.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 December 2010
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Adam Lambert Reveals His Greatest Desire

Adam Lambert was asked what is his greatest desire. He replied that he wants to wear lipstick, eye-liner, and eye-shadow that doesn't make him look quite so gay.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 December 2010
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Lindsay Lohan's Newest Perfume

The latest perfume from Lindsay Lohan is Eau Du Rehab Clinic.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 December 2010
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What "rhymes" with Tattoo-Gate...?

Ohio State

written by SpaceElevator, 23 December 2010
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BA to re-brand after Xmas Travel Fiasco

Will very slowly re-enter the market as Tortoise Airlines with flights starting... well, no one's sure but they're doing their absolute best to decide.

written by Catherine the Average, 23 December 2010
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5th Runway for Heathrow Definitely Out

'They don't even use all the runways they've got': critics.

written by Catherine the Average, 23 December 2010
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Sage Advice

The departing US House Democratic left liberals were given sage advice by the moving people cleaning out their offices. They said "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 December 2010
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They're Not All at the Funny Farm

Democratic Ober-liberal left commentator Alan Colmes claims there are no American home grown Muslim terrorists! He thinks these terrorists are all white guys!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 December 2010
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Last UN Debate of 2010

The UN General Assembly took up the question of where the ass-hole of the world is located. The six competing countries are Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen and Somalia!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 December 2010
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USA to Become a Rat Infested Third World Country

EPA to restrict the use of rat poisons, because of children. This is not a good way to improve public health, as the problem is rats are prevalent in many cities and can pass along serious diseases.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 December 2010
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Peace on Earth and Goodwill to all Spoofers

It was the night before Christmas, the 111th US Congress has gone home, the 112th US Congress is not due to convene in Washington DC until January 3, 2011 and the UK Parliament is in recess.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 December 2010
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Obama's Propaganda Press Conference

King Obama I, the American people "do know" about your socialist agenda to have Washington DC control their lives. Your administration is sucking the economic life (deficits) out of the middle class!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 December 2010
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