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Princess Anne Tweet

Spent morning secretly adding more firepower to Christmas crackers.

written by Catherine the Average, 22 December 2010
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Poop on the BBC

His Arseholiness the Poop's message on BBC's Thought of the Day tells priests this is the time for children, not male prostitutes. In case he didn't have a thought that day it was recorded in advance.

written by Big Bunny News, 22 December 2010
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Lukashenko the Magnanimous

Belarus: the 7 other candidates for Presidency have been arrested and face imprisonment. The dictator Lukashenko promises he will beat to death the 21% of electorate who didn't vote for him.

written by Big Bunny News, 22 December 2010
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At Last! 9

Oh! It is quite nice. All that fuckin fuss over a piece of pottery...............................

written by armfeetandtoe, 22 December 2010
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Alert! Alert!

Aliens have landed in Trafalgar Square! They fell out of the undercarriage of a 747!

written by armfeetandtoe, 22 December 2010
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Obama approves of US military being openly "gay"!

Obama has signed an agreement allowing "gays" to be just what they are, "gay"! Their enemies, the Taliban and Islamic militants are licking their lips at the thought of fighting a bunch of old "poofs"

written by Jaggedone, 22 December 2010
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Director chastised for calling Bieber story a 'Modern Fairytale'

Jon Chu, director of Justin Bieber biopic "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never," "should use the more appropriate 'Modern story for people of all persuasions'," said Adam Poxonu

written by JAB, 22 December 2010
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Serial Killer lurks in Philadelphia

Captain Crunch is being recalled

written by JAB, 22 December 2010
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Canada's Opposition MPs Get Their Panties in a Bunch

Liberal MPs criticized PM Harper for taking 3 of his 'hoser' aides to a hockey game 4 years ago at an expense of $671.81 each. "If he had tipped an usher, we would have called an election," said one.

written by JAB, 22 December 2010
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25 % of High School graduates fail US army entrance exam

The most troubling question: When holding a rifle, which way should the barrel be pointing?

written by JAB, 22 December 2010
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Latest Terror Threat in US Aimed to Poison Food

Now everyone can blame their fast food binge on Al Qaeda.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 December 2010
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Author who penned "how to" guide for pedophiles to write new book

Phillip Greaves, author of, "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover's Code of Conduct" was arrested Monday. His next book will be on how to guarantee you'll be sodomized in prison.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 December 2010
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Lady Buy a New Car Already

The lady at the only repair shop in NYC has a broken car again and she needs a rental car again. Sounds like she owns one of those clunkers, the "Cash for Clunkers" program was to eliminate!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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The Results are In

A bipartisan commission has determined that anything the Obama administration touches turns to s**t!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Welcome to Washington DC

Governor Schwarzenegger of California is seeking a position in the Obama administration after he leaves office in 2011. The former governor can then screw-up the other 49 states!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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A Real Pain in the………

FDA pulls gout medication from the market that claims to reduce joint pain. It seems one of the side effects is joint pain!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Hidden Agenda

Environmental group claims there are excessively high levels of Chromium-6 (used in plastics) in Washington DC area drinking water. Seen any people falling over in Bethesda MD?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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New Environmental Legislation

President Obama signs legislation to allow the use of the insecticide DDT on mosquitoes, cockroaches and Islamic terrorists. The ACLU and EPA approve!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Ding, Dong another Angel gets His Wings

The liberal media gives President Obama a halo & wings for pushing "lame duck" legislation on the Bush tax cuts & START, but leaves out his failures. Next, Obama will try walking on the Potomac!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Moral Outrage

Many Americans believe that "foot-in-mouth" Joseph Biden being vice president of the USA is a moral outrage!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Sharks Protected

Congress has passed a landmark shark conservation bill. Trial lawyers were ecstatic until they found out the law only applied to ocean sharks!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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You know the Answer

Attorney General Eric Holder said "American home-grown terror worries him," meaning radicalized American Muslims. Why aren't the ladies of The View getting their underwear tied up in knots?




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Hypocrisy from Departing Senator Specter

"Conservative Republicans who backed Tea Party challengers against establishment candidates engaged in political cannibalism." A politician who switched from GOP to Democrats to bid for a sixth term!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Obama Administration Needs an Enema

Obama's Democratic far left liberal FCC Commissioners want to fix problems with the Internet. Someone tell these control freaks the net isn't broken, but could become constipated by new regulations!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Internet Control and Illegal Immigrant Amnesty

King Obama I and his administration's federal agencies are out of control. The US Congress and the courts have said no, but the King and his agencies rule by decree on their socialist agenda!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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A Rose by any other Name

Obama's socialist advisors believe the American people's money belongs to the government. These advisors are called schmucks by the American people!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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What Would Biden Do?

Vice President Biden says "the rich have a moral obligation to pay more in taxes." The vice president then donated his entire worldly worth to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm and entered a monastery!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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Avoid the Rush

Rep. B. Frank believes your estate belongs to the government after your departure. AARP advises 50 million seniors and soon to be seniors to forward all "their s**t" to the congressman's office!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
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