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Princess Anne Tweet

Xmas one of few occasions we get to be a typical family. Thank Gd social workers have time off!

written by Catherine the Average, 21 December 2010
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Heathrow Airport, UK, throws biggest Christmas party on the planet!

Stranded passengers at Heathrow attempting to escape the awful UK festive period will be subjected to the biggest Christmas party on the planet, many passengers have committed suicide or escaped!

written by Jaggedone, 21 December 2010
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Heathrow Airport, UK, throws biggest Christmas party on the planet!

Stranded passengers at Heathrow attempting to escape the awful UK festive period will be subjected to the biggest Christmas party on the planet, many passengers have committed suicide or escaped!

written by Jaggedone, 21 December 2010
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Tea Party going after Methodist

Tea Party members are now attacking Methodist because they believe the Methodist Church uses too much reason when they make a decision.

written by UWGB-Beek, 21 December 2010
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Ann Coulter Comments Edited

Ann Coulter's comments on Bill O'Reilly had to be edited for their obscene nature when Ann Coulter said; "Liberals are stingy when come to them giving me oral sex." Fox News is the masters of editing.

written by UWGB-Beek, 21 December 2010
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Larry King Doing Comedy Act

Larry King is taking his comedy act to a nursing home near you. The act will feature a routine he stole from Bob Hope.

written by UWGB-Beek, 21 December 2010
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India adopt racist policies!

India is going racist! Signs at entrances of fun-parks, natural reserves, safari's, public toilets (no thanks) etc, state: Indian natives get in cheap, Foreigners expensive! apartheid isn't dead yet!

written by Jaggedone, 21 December 2010
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India adopt racist policies!

India is going racist! Signs at entrances of fun-parks, natural reserves, safari's, public toilets (no thanks) etc, state: Indian natives get in cheap, Foreigners expensive, apartheid isn't dead yet!

written by Jaggedone, 21 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

Happy about engagement as really enjoy bench pressing Mike Tindal so good he's staying on.

written by Catherine the Average, 21 December 2010
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Extreme Barbequing

This year's Extreme and Dangerous BBQ will take place on the frozen Thames, right outside the Houses of Parliament. Come and have a sausage if you think you're brave enough!

written by IainB, 21 December 2010
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Lunar Eclipse Produces New Astronomical Color Hue

Scientists officially declare hue of lunar eclipse as "Boehner Orange".

Crayola offers $100-million for exclusive naming rights.

written by SpaceElevator, 21 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

Helped put up nativity scene today. Painted Mary's hair red so she looks like Ferguson. HA HA HA!

written by Catherine the Average, 21 December 2010
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Now You Know Why

Breast feeding has been determined to produce smarter children, particularly males. That explains why male adults continue to utilize this procedure with numerous women other than their mothers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 December 2010
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Living with Nature

USFWS sets 187,000 square miles of Arctic sea-ice as a habitat for environmentalists. This area abuts the recently established Polar Bear habitat, such that the bears will have a good source of food!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 December 2010
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Serious Stocking Stuffer

Man finds his dream gift of a nude Kim Kardashian stuffed into two adjacent stockings hanging on his fireplace Christmas morning. The man's wife then woke him up!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 December 2010
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Enlarge Your Man-Hood

Latest junk email asks "do you want to enlarge your man-hood?" The company sells sweatshirt hood expanders for fatheads! Ladies sizes are also available.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 December 2010
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Lame Duck Session of Congress

Senator Al Franken (D-MN) gives an impassioned speech in the US Senate, exhorting the FCC to force competing TV cable channels to provide both Donald Duck and Daffy Duck cartoons!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 December 2010
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Another Crazy Law Suit

A TSA screener sues the TSA for contracting a sexually transmitted disease by performing enhanced pat-down procedures. Lawyers said "we told you the screeners were getting into the traveler's pants!"





written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 December 2010
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