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Cher in trouble with French unions

After Burlesque, Cher is facing trouble on her French tour as protesters against the reduction of the age of retirement blockade her concerts saying they are nothing but cheap government propaganda.

written by Big Bunny News, 20 December 2010
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No more Mary Poppins?

Childrens'Xmas TV may be be ruined this year after a close-up inspection of an up-skirt shot of Mary Poppins flying shows that she is a trany.

written by Big Bunny News, 20 December 2010
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At Last! 8

They were fucking sitting on it all this time!

written by armfeetandtoe, 20 December 2010
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Bones found on South Pacific Island are Jimmy Hoffa's

Bones, on Nikumaroro Island, thought to be Amelia Earhart's, are Jimmy Hoffa's last seen in 1975.Said, Vinnie 'Stinky' Mozzarella, "Jimmy always liked to get away to go fishin',so I ain't surprised"

written by JAB, 20 December 2010
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Irish clergy seeks Vatican help

Father Mulcahy, spokesman for the clergy is asking the Vatican's help in their campaign of 'Don't ask, Pray tell.'

written by JAB, 20 December 2010
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Assange accuses Swedish authorities of leaks

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange claims, "Leaks that leaks from my main squeeze may be HIV positive are prejudicial leaks, now piss off I've got to take a leak."

written by JAB, 20 December 2010
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India beg UK for some snow!

Affluent Indians are begging (?) the UK to send them over some of their unwanted snow, it would be the first time in Indian history that they would enjoy something "White"!

written by Jaggedone, 20 December 2010
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Military to Spend $3M Relabeling Rest Rooms after DADT Repealed!

Facilities will now be labled M, F, and WTF!

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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DADT Enables More Soldiers to Take Second Jobs!

Increase of Mary Kay salesmen soar as 'makeover' parties come out of the closet, and top Tier Sales Leaders now permitted to register their Pink Cadillacs at US Bases.

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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Iran attacts Assange

Iranian Pres. Ahmadinerjacket denounces Wikileaks as a "Hindu-Jewish plot," and warns Australia that it is well within reach of Persian missiles.

written by Big Bunny News, 20 December 2010
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DADT Now Responsible for more PC Regulations!

In addition to listing next of kin and Fox Hole Buddies, there is a new requirement to list 'arse hole' buddies when considering room mate assignments.

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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DADT and Unintended Consequences!

Hundreds of Gays in the Military who had been forced to keep their mouths shut, now spending off hours doing nothing but 'flapping their gums!"

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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Sweden Set to Indict Hundreds of Brits!

Swedish Tourist Bureau leading the charge against traveling Brits who continue to pour into the country with out their rubbers despite forecasts by Travel Agents promisinga "wet visit."

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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FIFA Adopts new Acronym!

According to Miffed Brits from Manchester, the World Cup Group will now be known as the "Fuck It & Forget About It" Corrupt C***s.

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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Prince Charles Not Invited to Kate & Wills Wedding Either!

Charlie says he'll probably attend the NBA finals with Barry & Michelle in the US, were he'll later announce his future abdication on the Piers Morgan Show and then spend the day with Oprah.

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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Father of 19 Spawns 6 more during White Out in UK!

With buses delayed, queues longer, more girls with attention deficit syndrome getting bored faster and are ready to jump on any bone thrown their way to pass the time.

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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LPGA Drops 'female by birth' clause; Chaos Ensues!

Officals say it wasn't bad enough they had to check on illegal grooves in their wedges, now they've got to check applicants for their putter!

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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Snippet KIng Writes Snippet

A man who, only last week, was proclaimed Snippet King on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has, this morning, written a snippet.

written by Monkey Woods, 20 December 2010
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Obama Talks to Dan Rather & Gets in Hawaiian Spirit!

When asked his reaction to rejection by 60% of US Taxpayers, Barry blew a smoke ring into the camera and said forcefully: "Fuck 'em Dano!"

written by Morse, 20 December 2010
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India confirmed as "World's hugest Rubbish Tip"!

India have won a global, very prestigious prize; they've been confirmed as the earth's hugest rubbish tip by the UN! India is very proud of their latest achievement, Green Peace think it stinks!

written by Jaggedone, 20 December 2010
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So Farewell, Captain Beefheart.

Sorry - I only saw your obits today.

And sorry - I just never got it, although I gather I should have.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 December 2010
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Charles finally relents on Santa Claus

"I tried!" exclaimed Prince Charles after admitting he could no longer believe in the concept of a Father Christmas delivering thousands of presents on Christmas Eve. Easter bunny is still a def maybe

written by whatinthe world, 20 December 2010
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Sweden To Sue Assange For Blow-job

Whistle-blower may face additional charges for blowing whistle without wearing a condom.

written by Hawking's Chair, 20 December 2010
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Consequences of Gas Emissions

EPA has banned human gas emissions as being harmful. OSHA has now followed suit, citing safety concerns that people will trample each other trying to leave an inner room that has only a single exit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Swedish Sex Police

SVEN: Helga let's sleep together! HELGA: Sven that was wonderful, but you are under arrest as I am a member of the "undercover sex police" and you didn't use a condom!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Hello Parents

A prudish women's group is upset over kids being taken to Hooters for lunch. The group issued an instruction book aimed at the kids that is about not looking or touching the waitress's tatas!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Dumb Question

San Francisco CA man arrested for lewd behavior. He asked a hobby store saleslady if she had the Chia Pet for a pussy!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Nightmare on Elm Street

DAUGHTER: Why can't I go to college? DADDY: It's because I don't have a job and you are not the child of an illegal immigrant!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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The Takers Want More

Rep. Frank got people into homes they should never have been in. Banks extended/modified mortgages & these people are upset they still can't pay. So are people upset who paid mortgages for 30 years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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I'm from the Government……

USDOT desires an alcohol detection meter be implanted in the foreheads of all Americans over 18 years of age to help reduce drunk driving! A cell phone detection implant is also being considered!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Happy Holidays

Republicans take the US House, giving President Obama and HS Pelosi a lump of coal for Christmas. Obama administration fruitcakes get cabinet secretaries for Christmas, oops!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Obama's Miniature Golf Course

Course includes Biden foot-in mouth saloon, Obamacare loop the loop, Stimulus money pit, cash for clunkers windmill, illegal immigrant wishing well & Pelosi little red school house (being torn down)!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Idle Promises

Democratic liberal far left members of the 112th Congress take a lesson from President Obama and add "bipartisan" to their vocabulary, including crossed fingers behind their backs (nullification)!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Move to the Right

Republicans may take over the US Senate in 2011. Rumors are circulating that many conservative Democrats may really become "bipartisan" as President Obama advises, by moving across the aisle!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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It's Not Obama's Money

Where do the Democratic far left liberal loons get the notion that money derived from taxing high income people who work hard belongs to the federal government to be redistributed to freeloaders?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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The Wimpy Pulpit

President Obama rails against Congressional Earmarks, but continues to sign all Democratic sponsored bills put in front of him, regardless of fiscal implications. The veto pen must be out of ink!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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A Road Paved With Good Intentions

Congress has substantially reduced the amount of lead to be allowed in drinking water plumbing fixtures, a good idea. However trial lawyers are salivating over potential class action law suits!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Naivety in Chief

Pres. Obama is naïve to believe US unilateral nuclear disarmament will solve proliferation problems. N Korea, Iran, Syria, Pakistan & Islamic terrorists will not follow suit to reject nuclear weapons!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Democratic Hypocrites Heard from Again

It was OK that federal courts could rule on "Don't Ask Don't Tell" as being unconstitutional! It's not OK for the federal courts to rule on "Obamacare's financial mandates" as being unconstitutional!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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A Giant Step for……..

President Obama saves the USA from using the MUTE control by signing legislation to keep a commercial's audio volume the same as the program's audio volume!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Oops Do-Over Required

President Obama forgets to sign the repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" legislation before he goes on his Hawaiian vacation and then Congress adjourns for the year! (Look up pocket veto.)

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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It's Still the Economy, Stupid

The 9.8% of the US work force that are unemployed will be happy to have their children eat the non-nutritional food that the $5 billion new "School Nutrition/childhood Obesity Program" eliminates!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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A Not so Perfect Match

President Obama wants to appoint former HS Pelosi to be the superintendant of the Guantanamo Bay terrorist prison. All the inmates said they would commit suicide and thus the facility could close!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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A Perfect Match

President Obama appoints former HS Pelosi to be the superintendant of Washington DC's sanitary waste systems. She is very knowledgeable about s**t that the American people have rejected!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Another Perfect Match

Pres. Obama plans to reopen the American Embassy in Tehran. He offered the Ambassador's position to former HS Pelosi, as a counterpoint to Iranian President Ahmadinejad. She said no to being exiled!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

Better get that chainsaw I asked for.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 December 2010
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Report: 87% of Populace Unsure What to Do In Hypothetical Situations

LONDON - According to a report by Imperial Col., nearly 90% of people don't know what to do in a hypothetical situation. Also, nine in four people don't know ratios, and 5-thirds don't know fractions.

written by Inhopeless, 20 December 2010
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Language Sensitivity Reaches New Low

Anti-Postal Defamation League denounces term "going postal"
Anti-Virus Defamation League denounces term "going viral"
Anti-Elizabethan Pamphleteering Defamation League denounces term "going rogue"

written by SpaceElevator, 20 December 2010
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Sign of the times

In 3000 BC men who heard the voice of God were called prophets and honored

Today men who hear voices are called schizophrenics and medicated

written by shea lo, 20 December 2010
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Unique Stocking Stuffer Ideas...

a hamster, a goldfish, a rainbow, a severed fruitcake, a cheeseburger, a bowl of soup, a taco, a French horn, another stocking, a starfish, a snowball, a dart board, a spare tire, sauerkraut, money...

written by SpaceElevator, 20 December 2010
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