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Matt Cardle Wins The X Factor

Only the great British public could vote for a crap pub singer. Aretha Franklin wouldn't win the fiX Factor. She'd probably come second to Jedward or Wagner.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Shock X-Factor Final Result

Shock breaking news - A reasonably attractive man has won a gameshow watched predominantly by women.

written by Rob Stimpson, 12 December 2010
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Britain to get another eight inches

Many hopes dashed upon realizing it's eight inches of snow.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
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Police to trick Uni Protestors

Secret plan to tell them water cannons filled with beer.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
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It's beginning to look a lot like Spliffmas!

New video shows Miley Cyrus red-faced after smoking a poinsettia.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
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Anti Royalists Student Link

Following raids on the Queens facebook page by Anti Royalists an alliance between students and the group will see the monarchy is disolved by 2020. Opponents to the cause will face public execution.

written by iscrivener, 12 December 2010
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Royals No Ball Game...!

Ex Royal spokeswoman Jane Andrews reveals that Sepp Blatter told her that England would not host the World Cup unless Queen in waiting, Kate Middleton, slept with members of the FIFA governing body.

written by iscrivener, 12 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

At Camilla's age, an unexpected poke is a good thing.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
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Charles Grounded

Queen furious after inspecting damage to the family car.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
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Clegg popularity plummets on uni fees

Come into my cabinet, said the spider to the fly.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
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Politics making estranged bedfellows?

Nick Clegg wondering if he's got involved with the wrong man.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
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Ahmadinejad posts lonely Heart

Little kind man, never even killed a ant, used to be teacher, likes uranium, favourite color brown, could do with a shower, enjoys watching asphyxiation, looking for Arab friends.

written by Julian Shure, 12 December 2010
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Arsenal Not Scared Of United.

They should be. They should be VERY scared.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Miley Cyrus gets stoned, listens to father's music

Cyrus: "Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just heard this stuff for the first time myself. I'm so sad."

written by The San Francisco Onion, 12 December 2010
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Say it ain't so, Joe

In a speech yesterday, Vice President Joe Biden reiterated, "the number one issue for the middle class is a three-letter word: J-O-B-S."

written by JAB, 12 December 2010
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Bernie Madoff under suicide watch

Prison officials have set up a 46 Inch Plasma TV along with lazy boy chairs in the prison guard lounge for those that want to watch Mr. Madoff's monitored cell.

written by JAB, 12 December 2010
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Peter Barlow's Son, Simon, Survives Corrie Carnage

Never mind. You can't win 'em all.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Sir Elton John Admits He Was Once Really Messed Up On Drugs.

Denies being fat, bald, and a tad gay.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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David Cameron Makes Something Else Perfectly Clear

Seems a bit sad that only he can see it. Everybody else needs glasses.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Stockholm Suicide Bomber Kills Self

Two injured but nobody else hurt. That was a good day's work then, wasn't it? About as useful as a one armed window cleaner.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Matt Cardle - More Than A Painter And Decorator.

Apparently he knows a bit about carpentry too. Which is just as well, because he can't sing for shit.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Cher Lloyd eXracted From X-Factor

Remains defiant. Insist's she'll be BIG! SEN's Buffty Ginslinger recommends she put horse shit in her shoes. And a lot of it.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Pink Floyd's Dave Gilmour Appalled By Stepson's Behaviour On Student Demo

"He looked a right namby pamby nonce" grumbles guitarist.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Tevez Wants Away From Manchester City

"I don't think Carlos will ever settle down," says grinning agent.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Liverpool Crash 3-1 At Newcastle.

Roy Hodgson says they didn't score enough goals.

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Coronation Street Rocked By Second Gas Explosion And Second Tram Crash!

No...hang on...it was the Omnibus Edition. Phew!

written by Skoob1999, 12 December 2010
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Wikileaks: Pope Wanted Turkey Out Of EU And Thanksgiving

Leaked cable shows the Pope's religious bias when it comes to Europe and dinner. Preacher Terry Jones calls for burning the turkey when it's cooking.

written by Hawking's Chair, 12 December 2010
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TSA Worker Sent To Trauma Center After "Exhausting" Pat-Downs

Hideous, obese passengers possible cause of trauma, say psychiatrist.

written by Hawking's Chair, 12 December 2010
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