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Mimes Still Under There

Huge landslide that caught a bus full of mimes heading for street performances all over France ignored for the 31st day. "We must do this right & not take chances", says man in charge.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Nigerian's Find Cure!

For what is probably the first time ever, two Nigerian scientists have found a cure for a disease no one has yet gotten, but will soon. Send $50 today.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Brazil Tribe Get Another Laugh

Explorers in Brazil have announced they have found a penguin. "Never mind. It's a trick by those "Stone Age People" keep pulling."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Obama Speech On Iraq

Obama: Iraq war is ending, Baghdad to chart future..Snort! Excuse me. Snort!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Ground Zero Finally Busy

9 years later, signs of life emerge at ground zero where two opposing groups go at it tooth & nail!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Kim & Son Returning From China

North Korean leader appears to be heading his flat head home!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Probably The Same

For Obamas, a (mostly) uninterrupted vacation. What will the next two years be like?

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Around & Around She Goes

A federal judge in Az. made "serious errors" when she agreed with Obama administration & blocked key sections of Az. immigration law, according to lawyers for Gov. Jan Brewer. Supreme Court next?

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Plans to shun Mary Bale thwarted

Following a vote by Sun readers on an appropriate punishment for cat-binning Mary Bale, the most popular suggestion of sending her to Coventry was stonewalled - because she already lives there.Bugger.

written by Piemaster, 28 August 2010
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Beck In DC

Beck: Help us restore traditional American values! Washington has lost touch with America and I'm not talking about Bill Clinton and his aids.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Paris Hilton Nabbed Again

'Vapor trail' leads to Paris Hilton's Vegas arrest. Motorcycle cop smelled pot smoke coming from a vehicle, stopped it and in the search, found a bag of cocaine.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Kenyan Politics

Kenya gets new American-style constitution, already slinging mud like crazy!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Wore US Uniforms

Afghan militants in US uniforms storm 2 NATO bases. "It's a good thing we were tipped off and had Taliban outfits on" states one officer.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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New Larry Craig Excuse

Former Bathroom Stall star Larry Craig has updated his excuse for tapping undercover policeman's shoe at airport. "I had one hanging and I was trying to jar it loose."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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School Race Relations

Top schools could be branded failures for failing to promote race relations as NASCAR fans continue to be called 'Mullet Heads".

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Fun & Games In DC

Beck says US has 'wandered in darkness' too long. Sharpton says that is a racist remark by whitey!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Doctor Only Needed To Prove You're dead

Montana third state to allow doctor-assisted suicide. In their case, they just push them over a mountain's edge.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Area Man Changes Name

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "Area Man" filed a petition with the California Northern District Court today to have his name changed to "Aria Mann".

written by Moose, 28 August 2010
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Just Looks Younger

Researchers now say that Sarah Palin was actually born in early 1959 and is five years older than stated. So she was born in Alaska just before it became a state.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Long Pass Helps Saints

Ivory's 116-yard TD helps Saints top Chargers 36-21. Chargers claim he was out of end zone and in stands but officials won't review. "It's a practice game, for pete's sake!"

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Relying On The Mayan Market

President Obama says he expects the economy will pick up in 2011. "Lots of Mayans ready to blow life savings before 2012."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Here, Eat This!

Girl Scouts in region hope to sell 2.5M boxes of cookies this year before leaders realize they are penis-shaped.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Who Told Him That?

Two-year-old in Chicago accused of using "potty" words!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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No Way!

Did Americans get any healthier over past decade? Is Barack Obama on vacation? Is the Pope Catholic?

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Maybe Two Years?

Obama family: It's so pretty in Martha's Vineyard, we've decided to stay another two weeks.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Like Father, Like Son!

Daredevil Robbie Knievel eats more boiled eggs than "Cool Hand Luke!" Releases one fart registering on Richter Scale.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Fooled Again!

Growing numbers of the American voters agree with the Who.
"Meet the new boss...Same as the old boss!"

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Porn Star Quits

Porn star says he's leaving job before he's gets all screwed up!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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OJ Simpson's Case

FBI, new cellmate probing into OJ Simpson's case once again.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Whupass Recall!

The Power Pack Whupass Company recall over 100,000 cans of Whupass! Could come apart by accident, beating the crap out of you.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Tiger Back To Normal (For Him)

Tiger Woods says that he's glad divorce finalized. Now he can concentrate on his first love, women!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Fumes Affect 100

100 affected by fumes at MGM pool in Vegas. Owners promise no more "All The Burritos You Can Eat Night".

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Russia's New Launch Center

Putin visits site of Russia's new launch center that could possibly shield view of satellites.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Kenya's New Constitution

Kenya gets new American-style constitution. That's what we have now, American-STYLE! Been beat up on a lot lately.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Jung Trying To Come Back To NKorea

NKorean leader appears to be headed home, although he's circling a lot.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Meerkats Set Record

The Meerkats Captioning sets record for most days on. Now shoes on today. "I don't want to talk about it", says one. Other in padded cell.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Outrage Over Cat Tossed in Trash

Apparently there was a cat tossed into a wheelie bin in England. Any news on that?

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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DHS Secretary Arrested

Dept. Home Security Press Secretary Arrested on Child Seduction Charges! Perfect man for protecting the home!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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US Rep To Get Lonely

EU's Ashton to skip restarted Mideast peace talks. "We're going but not participating", say Israel, PLO.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Transplant Coming Up?

Putin, the Russian Prime Minister spends the day collecting whale penis.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Pirate Pleads Guilty

Would-be pirate pleads guilty to attacking warship. "Aye, me cutlass wasn't enough!"

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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They're Both Guilty

Analyst: CITIGROUP, Emeril Lagasse 'Cooking the Books'! Bam!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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"Let Them Eat Coke!"

Obama, Bloomberg talk about brutal economy -- over golf game.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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That's All We Need!

Jerry Springer: Obama excellent president. Obama orders secret service agent to throw a chair at him.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Russian Subs Stalk Trident

Russian subs stalk Trident in echo of Cold War. Claim they're only there to study for making new movie.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Recovery "Bummer"!

RECOVERY BUMMER: Youth employment lowest since 1948. "Today's youth don't remember those times. The term 'bummer' either", says study.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Can't Afford Military?

Joint Chiefs Chairman: National Debt is a Security Threat. Obama accuses them of listening to Limbaugh.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Stimulus Would Only Be Temporary

Bernanke promises 'unconventional' stimulus steps. "Like free hookers near tolling booths in November."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Old Fashioned Stimus Needed?

Bernanke promises 'unconventional' stimulus steps. "Like handing out $100 bills during November election."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Bus Signs For Pope's Visit

"Ordain women," London bus ads will urge Pope. "Leave choirboys alone!" will be on opposite side.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Five Deep In Some Places

Britain being "overrun" by street signs. "Sometimes we don't know what town we're in", claim drivers.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Maybe A Comeback Today

Woods struggles during second round at Barclays. "He kept muttering 'half a billion dollars' as we walked together', says his partner.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Woods Struggles The Second Day

Woods struggles during second round at Barclays as his putter gets him in trouble once again.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Hope There's No New Curse

Tut-tut: Security problems seen in Egypt's museums as mummies keep disappearing museum, showing up in movies.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Too Busy Trying To Pay Bills

Recession may have pushed US birth rate to new low as working 2 jobs cuts into sex time.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Putin Visits New Launch Center

Putin visits site of Russia's new launch center. Will continue space exploration even if US doesn't..until Obama leaves office.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Mexicana Airlines Struggling

Struggling Mexicana airline halting all operations. May ask for Drug Lord Bailout.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Best Homes Not Selling

Architectural gems languish on Calif. home market. More retiring Chinese businessmen looking at the area.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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China, Japan Form Economic Ties

China, Japan talks to strengthen economic ties as Japanese look for car buyers that are not so choosy about safety.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Contractor Leaking Secrets

Federal contractor charged with leaking secrets. Contractor says he has a bladder problem.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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EPA Not To Make Lead Bullets Illegal

EPA denies bid to ban lead in hunting ammunition. "They'd just use poisoned darts."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Ginsburg On "High Court!"

Ginsburg talks about television and the high court. "We had our own private bar just in the next room."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Donald Duck, Kim's Friend

Carter's diplomacy, dressing as Donald Duck, helps free American prisoner in NKorea.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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No Kumbya This Time!

Glenn Beck calls for thousands at DC rally. Bob Dylan, Joan Baez turn down invitation!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Police Find Body

After four months, body of Las Vegas woman found in clutter at home. Police thank kids who they overheard calling it "the dead woman's house".

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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"Smoking Could Help You Lose Weight, Jack"

Medicare expands coverage to help smokers quit, will work on gluttons next.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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More Chinese Teachers

WKU will double Chinese teachers in area next year. Mostly to teach simple economics to pass on to Obama Administration.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Ript At Folsom!

7 Folsom inmates hurt after riot, shots fired after someone claims they saw ghost of Johnny Cash!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Cuba Opening Up?

Cuba eases property laws, could open door to golf, autos built since 1959.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Iraq On High Alert

Iraq on highest alert for terror attacks since US entered there to topple Saddam. "They know the 49,000 troops left not as well protected", says Iraqi official.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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We Must Do Something

Medicare expands coverage to help smokers quit, after thinking it over for 25 years.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Fewer Hurriacanes Than Predicted..Again!

Danielle may bring dangerous rip currents to US. Weathermen, like failing sports begin rant, "Just wait till next year!"

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Missed It Again?

Danielle may bring dangerous rip currents to US as weathermen make the best of another wrong predictions on number of Hurricanes hitting US.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Insurgents Attack Bases

Insurgents attack 2 bases in east Afghanistan, under new Taleban motto "If you delay it, they will leave!"

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Ground Zero Mosque Tax?

Ground Zero Muslim center may get public financing, demolition!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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G.Z. Mosque Could Get Public Funding

Ground Zero Muslim center may get public financing. This should make it more popular than ever.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Libya Open For Business

The 'new Dubai'? Libya open for business. Muammar al-Gaddafi invites Disney reps.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Their Loss, Your Gain

PC industry's woes could mean bargains this fall. Be a good time for a backup for your work on TheSpoof.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Baseball Compromise?

Cuba eases property laws, could open door to golf, even baseball if Cuba could enter Major Leagues.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Love Our Baseball Too

Cuba eases property laws, could open door to golf..but not baseball!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Four Month Case Solved

Body of Las Vegas woman found in clutter at home. "We should have noticed the 50 circling buzzards sooner", says police sergeant.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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After 4 Months, Body Found

Body of Las Vegas woman found in clutter at home. "Neighbors tried to point out 4 months of newspapers on the porch", admits police sergeant.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Body Turns Up At Home

Body of Las Vegas woman found in clutter at home. "It's always the last place you look", says police sergeant.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Body Found In Las Vegas

After four month search, body of Las Vegas woman found in clutter at home. "Should have looked there first", admits police sergeant.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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DC Rally Today

Glenn Beck calls for thousands at DC rally to hear his "I Have A Nightmare" speech!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Paris Hilton Arrested

Police: Paris Hilton arrested on cocaine charge. Already out on bail. German police ask police to send her to them. They hadn't occupied Paris in a long time.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Paris Arrested Again

Police: Paris Hilton arrested on cocaine charge again. Could have to serve full three hours this time.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Netanyahu ...

.....looks on the net and Yahoo to compare Erekats peace deals

written by matthatt, 28 August 2010
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Reader's Digest Changing

New Reader's Digest article "Why Is Johnny's Penis So Short" shows a big change in it's format.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Can You Stop Us?

Miami may put six 350-400 pound linemen on offensive line this year. "We'll probably run a lot", says coach.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Anotheer Al-Qaida Threat

Al-Qaida takes credit for volcano explosion in Iceland earlier this year and claim they will fire off a couple more if UN doesn't leave Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Ask Larry King

Most recent find by archaeologists push the big bang theory back at least a hundred billion years, "and prove that we're wrong!" they tell group that disputes it.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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18 NFL Game Season

NFL moving forward with 18-game season, with only two preseason games. "If we're gonna play football, let's play football", say owners. Favre: They're after me.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Woods Struggles Today!

Woods struggles during second round at Barclays after best day of the year yesterday. "My life is a lot of ups and downs", he tells reporters.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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New Opening Up Of Cuba?

Cuba embraces 2 surprising free-market reforms! Will allow citizens sell abroad, golfers to come to courses there. "But you can't have our baseball players!"

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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New NKorean Leader?

NKorean leader's trip spurs succession speculation! Also wanted to avoid meeting Jimmy Carter.

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Let In The Clones

Female Hollywood stars are having themselves cloned. Plan to teach clone everything about acting and retire to eat till they're 500 pounds!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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She's Me All Over

Male Hollywood stars are having themselves cloned, with a sex change thrown in. "In 16 years she'll be perfect."

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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Steroid News

Makers of steroids to have their own Athlete's Hall Of Fame in Las Vegas!

written by Bureau, 28 August 2010
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International Breast Appreciation Day in the UK

Rumors are rampant that Susan Boyle is to be the Grand Mistress of the London Breast Appreciation Day celebration parade. She supposedly is to be featured on the "Go Topless" organizations float.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Scientific Breakthrough

New penis growth hormone with bend radius enhancers makes male unisexual unions a reality!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Turnabout is Fair Play

Environmentalists call for an end to metals mining. They demand more plastics made from petroleum, be used in everyday products. They also encourage deep water oil drilling to extract this petroleum!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Gubernatorial Election Season

Democratic Governor (fill in your state governor's name and state name here if applicable) claims to create jobs by hiring wife, brother-in-law, three uncles and a couple of cousins!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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No Wonder there's Gambling in Nevada

Democratic liberal far left wing loon SML (tax, spend, regulate) Harry Reid versus Republican Tea Party conservative far right wing Looney Tunes (anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage) Sharron Angle.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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The Forth Option Was Kept Quiet

FED Chairman Bernanke outlined 3 options to get the US economy moving. A 4th option was locking Pres. Obama, HS Pelosi & SML Reid in the White House basement until the Republicans take over Congress.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Political Science

Thermosphere is cooling due to a lack of Sun activity. Once the election season is over the lower atmosphere could see a reduction in temperature, as all the Democratic political hot air dissipates!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Grilled Chicken

The FDA has found the single chicken responsible for the recall of 500 million contaminated eggs. When grilled, the chicken said "she was tired!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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That's a Yoke Son

Finally, there is a sequel to the book "The Egg and I (Betty MacDonald 1945)." It is called The Egg and I Don't Feel Too Good!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Why did the chicken cross the road I?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of all those contaminated eggs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Why did the chicken cross the road II?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To leave the State of Iowa!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Why did the chicken cross the road III?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To call the FDA!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Which came first I?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken, because if there was a contaminated egg there would be no chicken!





written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Which came first II?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, grown in a Petri Dish free from contamination!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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Why Didn't I Think of That

Fidel Castro says al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden is a bought-and-paid-for CIA agent. The Spoof editorial staff believes Fidel writes under a pen name not shown on "Our Top Writers Chart!"



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 August 2010
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