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Obama: I Drink Beer So I'm Not Muslim

Bin Laden turns down invitation to come to the US and attending a beer conference.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Bush Library Opened

President Bush Library contains the first Rubik's Cube he almost solved.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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That's Wicked Step-Sister In Disguise!

Disney embarrassed as Cinderella gives birth to goofy-looking baby!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Condition Red!

Kirstie Alley appearance on beach and headed towards the ocean causes issuance of tsunami warning!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Kroger's New Egg Line!

Kroger's offers it's new line of 'Eggs Without Salmonella", doing fine.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Arnold Moving On Up!

California's Schwarzenegger is making a big name for himself in politics!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Paul Always Right

Paul the Octopus predicts that 90% of billionaires will win over millionaires this November!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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It Pulled Me Over Here!

Toyota-made grocery carts recalled after several jump into higher speed, especially around doughnut area!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Iran Prepares Nuclear Reactor!

Iran prepares to start up first nuclear reactor...a finger is getting closer to the switch...closer...closer!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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"I Was Thinking Of A Cartoon!"

NY mosque imam: "Extremism is global threat!" Makes an attempt to keep straight face but finally bursts out laughing!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Castre Reading "Fidel Castro"

Fidel Castro fascinated by book about himself. "I don't remember any of this."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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France Expels Gypsies Again, Several The Same Ones

France expels Gypsies to Romania for second day. Find most of first day group back in France when they return.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Biden On Tea Party

Biden lashes out at 'Republican tea party'. "They're mad I tell you! Mad! Mad! Mad! Ahahaha!!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Dark Energy?

'Dark energy' will cause the Universe to expand forever, say scientists. "Or it could do something else. Let's get some more beer in here!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Urinated On War Memorial

Furious veterans line up outside court to humiliate woman who urinated on their war memorial. "We're all pissed at her", says one.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Martha's Vineyard Polluted

NO SWIMMING: Martha's Vineyard waters contaminated with fecal bacteria! "Our first vacation in years and we have to put up with this shit", says angry tourist.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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I Was On The Third!

Police say a homeless man lived unnoticed in the fifth floor of a New York library for nearly two years, but he tells a different story.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Got Him Too

French police have arrested two teenage girls they say stole hundreds of euros from unsuspecting cash machine customers after distracting them by flashing their breasts, which were nice says one cop.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Lucky You Say?

A boy from India has 25 fingers and toes and his mom said he very lucky, but wishes whey weren't on the same foot.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Gave Cops The Slip!

A man in a banana costume is accused of exposing himself and brandishing a shotgun while riding around with a bunch of friends the Fruit Of The Loom Guys, in Washington state.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Vuvuzelas Make It!

Vuvuzelas make it into the Oxford dictionary as mostly a curse word.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Now That Was Suspicious

Mailman arrested for dealing drugs on his route. Officials became suspicious when all his customers were happy. and bragging about their great post office!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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"Lazy State Workers!"

Police: DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire before stopping, cursing potholes in the road!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Like A Tongue On A Metal Pole In Winter

Weatherman on Channel 13, Madison Wisconsin, gives Anchorman pop sickle between features finds anchor with lips pulled out trying to unstick it from his mouth.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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On-Camera Bickering

A cold front passed over the BBC News channel late Tuesday as the show's weatherman flipped the bird to his news anchor, who had her tongue stuck out!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Beware Of Pothead Bears

CHRISTINA LAKE, British Columbia - Police who uncovered two marijuana fields near the U.S.-Canada border had to tread carefully: 13 black bears were wandering around the crops, high as a kite!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Sick As An Egg-Sucking Dog!

Egg recall tied to salmonella grows to 380 million! Mine recalled itself", stated sick lady in Peoria.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Not Exactly A Success!

Nearly 50 percent leave Obama mortgage-aid program. "We prefer to say 50% still paying", says VP Biden.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Opposition To War

Poll: Nearly 6 in 10 oppose war in Afghanistan. "1 out of 10 here", says Afghan citizen.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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PETA Celebrates!

An Ohio bear owned by a foe of PETA kills its caretaker!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Must Have Been Some Body

Hundreds of people show up at some guy's funeral in Hawaii!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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"Eve" Maternal Ancestor

A maternal ancestor to all living humans called mitochondrial Eve who lived 200,000 years ago this October 25th, at roughly the same time modern humans are believed to have emerged, a study confirms.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Not Too Sure

Iran's new nuclear reactor: Not an immediate threat? I wouldn't bet my life on it: Netanyahu.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Nowak Dismissed

Navy panel votes to discharge ex-astronaut Nowak, the diaper woman!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Ranger A Hero

Ranger who helped nab fugitives by using the offering of a sandwich is a hero.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Acme Recall

Acme Products have announced that they have recalled all their Dumb & Dumderbells exercise equipment, as they sometimes slide down bar and brain you.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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The Simon & Cheryl Show Still Going

X Factor: Simon Cowell blasts Cheryl Cole for being a "spoilt brat" during string of bust ups. Cole replies "Spoilt? he must have meant spoiled. But not bad for an idiot."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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But No Beer Please

Obama invites Israeli, Palestinian leaders to direct talks. Retired Presidents: Why didn't we think of that?

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Construction On Mosque

Construction workers say: Hell no! We won't build it!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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We Can Cut Too

Panel Weighs Cuts in Social Security. Social Security weighs cuts in panel staff.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Looked A Little Cloudy

Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle Pissed Off!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Pelosi Eyebrows At New Height

Forget Bush. Obama now blames poor job situation on Congress!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Obama Had Facts Wrong Again

PAPER: Obama had facts wrong in Ohio; Stimulus dollars didn't aid project. Politicians say he's giving them all a bad reputation.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Pilots Avoiding Vultures.

Pilots on alert for high-flying vultures. Warning sent in by Hawkman!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Stone Pony's Edwards Dead At 64

Stone Poneys' Kenny Edwards dead at 64. Will be buried to the sound of a different drum.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Two Helping Syntoms

Tai chi eases most fibromyalgia symptoms, study finds. So does leg al mar jan!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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"No Nose Change" Tips Off Moon Study

Moon may be shrinking, but very, very slowly. This was researched after several werewolves spotted with regular noses.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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"Put Up A Tree Museum"

Plant growth declines as warming causes drought as there are only 127 trees left in the Amazon.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Iran Nukes May Take A Year, Or Not!

Report: Iran needs year to develop nuclear weapon. So no use attacking before elections in November.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Pretty Fair Actor

Nuke waste dump plays role in races outside Nevada. To try out for role of "The Oil Spill" in off Broadway play.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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NBA May Set Record!

Ex-NBA star Jayson Williams to face NYC DWI case. He's the 57th ex-NBA player arrested so far this year.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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No Trials Yet

Pakistan: Lack of terror convictions hurts fight. "They all seem to die before their trial comes up."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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They'll Be OK!

Fidelity: 401(k) hardship withdrawals, loans up! Also, many are trading in their grandchildren's futures at pawn shops.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Iman On Extremism

NY mosque imam: extremism is global threat, "and many of us are pretty extreme!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Oilsters Back On Market In La.

La. scientist's oilsters safe from oil, but extra slick & pricey.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Still Another Obama Vacation

Oil spill and Iraq combat over, Obama takes break...many ask 'from what'?

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Obama Family On Another Vacation

Oil spill and Iraq combat over, Obama takes break. This in #3 break in a month and oil spill, fighting still going on in Iraq with our 5,000 trainers.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Secondhand Smoke Condemned

Secondhand cigarette smoke alters jeans, study says. Can't get the smell out, I guess. I'm sorry, that should have been 'genes'.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Also Purchasing Their Land Back

Report: Russia leases sub, trains Indian navy crew. Cherokee to build many more from casino earnings.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Mosque Again

Mosque near ground zero divides Sept. 11 relatives, everybody else in the country.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Taking Emergency Loans Against Retirement

Fidelity: 401(k) hardship withdrawals, loans up. Hardship: spelled Barack Obama.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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After Search From Canada To Arkansas!

Arizona fugitive and fiancee arrested at campsite near Arizona's capitol of Phoenix. Say they only drove a few miles away.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Beware The Curses

France sends scores of Gypsies back to Romania. Those doing the removing say their penises have fallen off.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Gypsies Place Curse On France

France sends scores of Gypsies back to Romania. Leaders predict that France will lose their next war & they haven't missed one yet.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Massive Egg Recall #2

Massive egg recall: How to check your carton for recalled eggs? For one thing, they give off the sour odor of rotten eggs, and Cousin Elmer.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Massive Egg Recall

Massive egg recall: How to check your eggs? Well, these are massive so if they are big as ostrich eggs, chances are those are the massive one.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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The Bad Egg Of The Family

Massive egg recall: How to check your carton for recalled eggs. "Cook one to the least liked member of your relatives, then watch."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Clemens Fighting Back

Clemens vows to fight perjury charges, saying he'll brush them back with a high fast one under the chin!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Lockerbie Bomber Anniversary

UK warns Libya over Lockerbie bomber anniversary. "We gave bomber back, we can take him out."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Cautious

Israel and Palestinians cautious on peace talk invite. No one knows why.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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PETA says it is now ok to kill racoons

PETA founder says it has nothing to do with them getting in her trash, but that they carry diease and may hurt another animal.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Imam leader of the proposed mosque reveals budget.

Imam said he needs 100 million tax payer dollars for his overseas trip. The White House says they have looked at the budget, and its legit

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Ball-clamping to be outlawed

The painful practice of ball-clamping, whereby if somebody loiters in the same spot for more than an hour his testicles are clamped and he must pay a fee to have them released, is to be banned.

written by Noshing Mink, 20 August 2010
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Prison is on lock down after massive riot

This repoter learned that the new Halo game for playstation was 4 days late, because security guards had to check 4000 games before passing them out, which caused a massive riot.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Thank God It's Friday - Terrorists all too busy praying to blow us up

The world heaved a sigh of relief at 1 minute past midnight on Friday morning, knowing that it had survived another week against the terrorists, who would now all be busy praying at various mosques.

written by Noshing Mink, 20 August 2010
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Shocking news about Nancy Pelosi

A childhood friend announced today that the speaker of the house is actually Skeletor from HE-MAN.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Satan is going to negotiate peace talks

The ruler of darkness is coming out of hiding to negotiate peace within the Democratic party.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Favre ordered to testify before Congress

NFL quarterback Brett Favre has been ordered to appear before Congress on charges he is a "flip-flopper". His most recent decision not to retire from the game has sparked the latest Witch Hunt.

written by Mr. Penn, 20 August 2010
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Probably To See A Line-Up

Guy on medical marijuana calls police to report his air drums missing. Police bring him a set and ask him to go downtown with them.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Zero's The Word!

Ground Zero could well be the indicator on how many New Yorkers will vote democrat in 2012.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Ground Zero Mosque Still Approved By Prez

President Obama still says he's all for Al-Qaida's right to build a mosque at Ground Zero.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Guitar Players Here's All You Need!

For the latest in air guitar lessons, call Frankie The J, BR-549! All lessons include a FREE air guitar!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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Everybody Cutting Back

Even the wealthy are cutting back on spending. Several spotted driving 2009 Jaguars.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2010
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