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Number One Prescription

Medical marijuana now approved and prescribed more than aspirin.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Kim Still A Threat, Nut

North Korea lead Kim says he may use nuclear weapons at any time, or, he could dance and sing with the karaoke. Soldier nearby overheard saying, 'please let him use the nuclear weapons.'

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Klinger Kicked Out!

France sends scores of Gypsies back to Romania, actor Jamie Farr by mistake.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Picking Out Specialists

NY mosque imam in Mideast for outreach tour, see who he can easiest smuggle into US.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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But Don't Get Your Hopes Up!

US officials: Mideast talks may start soon. Probably after nuclear war between Iran and Israel.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Have Started Many Times

US officials: Mideast talks may start soon. Moon is made out of green cheese!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Really Light Lites

With sales down, US Cigarette companies now offering cigarettes with only half the cancer-causing chemicals.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Billionaire, Friends To Escape

Second and third trial rocket into space go smoothly for billionaire. "Bring on the asteroid!"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Prefer Drugs

Americans prefer Drugs to psychotherapy for depression, also over aspirin for a headache.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Some On The Run, Some In The River

Several bookies in a lot of trouble after Gore's split up, Clintons stay together!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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"I Never Could Tolerate Oil!"

Vacationers still wary of oily beaches in Florida. Take their oiled suntanned bodies elsewhere.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Obama's New School Proposal

To cut school costs, Obama proposes Two sixteen-hour weekend days and kids stay home all week. "Like Many of our hospital staff."

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Just Three Letters

Most predicted motto for democrats after November elections: "Yes We Canned!"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Time For A Change!

The tea Party come down hard on democrats, coffee shops!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Mute Cleared

Mute who was accused of murdering art gets off free because he wasn't acted out his Miranda rights.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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BP Gives OK!

BP give fishermen the OK on oil-soaked, chemical detergent filled fish. "Fish all you want. Up to customers whether they like them."

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Obamacare Not That Bad

Seniors assured that they will not be taken out and shot in new Obamacare. Just have to pass simple qualifying to live test.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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US Economy Falters

Bad news as economy down further, jumps out of a 20-floor window.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Blames Arizona

Bernanke warns that the US is losing it's most qualified illegal aliens to Canada!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Psst. Got Change For A Yuan?

Counterfeiters give up on printing dollars, now into Chinese Yuan.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Number Four On The Move

Al-Qaida #4 says he's earned his advancement with bravery on the field and killing #7, 9 and 12.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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FGore back To Court?

Al Gore cleared of all charges from masseuse now being sued by professional mannequins.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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One-Hundred Yard Dash

Lockerbie Bomber may participate in next World Olympics!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Relax, Get Married

Why being married can make you more relaxed: Plenty of sex, no more money to worry about.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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The "Americanization" Of Britain

Britain sinks further into the red as public borrowing hits £44.9bn

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Ratzilla Killed!

King rat: Two-and-a-half-foot 'ratzilla' shot on estate as super-sized rodents are found in UK. Vets breeding 50-pound cats to deal with them.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Judge Attacks Council

Judge attacks council for trying to FORCE a low IQ woman to take contraceptive. "Exactly WHAT are you guys up to?"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Smoking Scenes Down

Study: Smoking scenes on the decline in top movies, cartoons.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Spill Data Withheld!

BP accused of withholding 'critical' spill data, like the actual spill began three months earlier, two more leaking.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Jobless Hits Nine Month High!

Jobless claims rise to highest level in 9 months! Baby Boomers blamed!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Sell Ireland!

Ditch the queen: UK public's wild ideas for budget cuts. Prisoners to create power by being forced to run on treadmills!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Conseco: See, I Had To Hit Against Him!

Roger Clemens charged with perjury in steroid case. May be sentenced to Minor League Hall of Fame.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Has Paper To Prove It!

White House says Obama is Christian, prays daily. Show papers of his christening in Kenya. Uh Oh!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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White House Denies Obama Being Muslim!

White House says Obama is Christian, prays daily. Overheard saying something about chickens coming home to roost.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Take That!

Goodbye Iraq: Last US combat brigade heads home. Last troop in line drops pants and wiggles his ass as he crosses over into Kuwait.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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But They Slide Down Nicely!

Gulf shrimp season off to slow start. Restaurants think it's the dark color.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Most American women can speak Spanish

Since most women do the shopping in the USA, we have learned that they also are fluent in Spanish. They say that since all products are written in Spanish they have had to learn the language or starve

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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No Longer Available

Late night infomercial withdrawn for the "Purse Emptier" after several lawsuits!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Obama said The Spoof is a good news source!

After the President made this statement this morning. The Spoof lost 85% of its readers. We are now showing record low numbers, but we are still beating MSNBC, and CNN.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Islam Already At Ground Zero

FACT CHECK: Islam already lives near ground zero! In fact, they created it!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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American's Problems

Does America have a Muslim problem? With those trying to blow us up and calling us The Great Satan, I'd say so.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Bulls Taking Themselves By The Horns!

Suicide Bull leaps into stands in Spain as protest against bull fighting, 40 hurt.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Bangkok Man Goes To Bed Early

A Hull man masquerading as an English teacher in Bangkok has gone to bed early tonight, it's been reported, as he has a busy day ahead of him tomorrow.

written by Monkey Woods, 19 August 2010
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"Let's Drop The Big One Now!"

Exclusive: Al Qaida plans for Israel war. US asleep at the wheel as usual.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Tell The Guy To Hold The Prayers For Another 45 Minutes!

Obama may give next State of the Union address from atop new mosque!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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We're Outa Here!

Goodbye Iraq: Last US combat brigade heads home as tanks pull out and begin long journey across the ocean.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Jobless Claims Highest Level In 9 Months

Jobless claims rise to highest level in 9 months. We're unemployed and giving birth to frustration", one of the unemployed tells TheSpoof!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Incorrect Info

A new poll reveals that: Growing number incorrectly call Muslims, Obama!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Ground Zero Mosque to be moved

After so much public pressure to move the Mosque at Ground Zero. Obama said the terrorist could build it in the center of the Pentagon.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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A man killed himself this morning!

A man blew his head off this morning with a 12 guage shotgun, after his wife told him, that her mother would be moving in with them.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Jane Fonda new spokesperson for Ground Zero Mosque

Mohhamed Something said: We felt she was a good choice because, the infidels hate her more than us, and this will divert their attention, while we build our Tolerance factory.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Rodney King gets another beating!

After a drunk Rodney King called a group of Paramedics, Ambulance drivers, they proceeded to beat the shit out of him until he died. The L.A.P.D is now trying to hire the Paramedics.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Kissing Ass Healthier

Scientists now say that there are more germ passed while kissing than when you kiss someone's ass! That good news for politicians everywhere!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Bed Bugs In NYC

Osama Bin Laden has taken credit for all the bed bugs in New york City. "I have sand fleas in my beard, you have bed bugs in your beds!"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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United America

President Obama has said that he hopes that the building of the mosque at Ground Zero will unite America, and it certainly has, but not in the way he meant.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Hezbollah Encourage Building Of Mosque

The building os a mosque has now been endorsed by Hezbellah, as a great place to hide terrorists.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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CurseOn France?

France to send 93 Gypsies back to Romania. All the escargot disappears!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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GM Diversifies!

A year after bankruptcy, GM plans stock sale. CEO: "I'm glad we branched out into the cattle field."

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Prayer At Pentagon

Muslims pray daily at Pentagon's 9/11 crash site, (that the next attempt will hit dead center.)

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Most Americans Say They Should Plan A Long One in 2012!

R&R time for Obamas on Martha's Vineyard! "We hadn't had a vacation since last week in Florida, the week before Michelle in Spain blowing money!"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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November ElectionsToo Close!

New senators want to change way Senate works. Should have thoght of that when they were elected a few years ago!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Thanks For The Warning

FACT CHECK: Islam already lives near ground zero. Also, there are probably still some ashes from hijackers!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Trustee Resigns

A trustee of a Nelson Mandela charity said he will leave the organization after being caught up in a scandal involving a supermodel, a warlord, rough diamonds, a commode and a hamster named Fred.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Some Stuck In Short Shorts!

Cold front ends heat spell over western Russia as temperatures fall 87 degrees.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Dog Days In Russia

Russia marks 50th anniversary of space dogs flight. "Little Kruschev, Jr" statue shown to public.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Probably On Purpose

Poll: Growing number incorrectly call Obama Muslim! "Osama".

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Sacred Ground To Families

Mosque debate divides Democrats, especially in NY..NJ...Ca..!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Hard To Tell Somtimes

Poll: Growing number incorrectly call Obama Muslim. "Well if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck!"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Things Getting Mixed Up!

Poll: Growing number incorrectly call Obama Muslim, Comedian Al Franken a US Senator.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Has Funny Forehead.

Poll: Growing number incorrectly call Obama Muslim, Pelosi Klingon!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Same Old Same Old!

Some jurors glad Blagojevich will be tried again. "He simply came across as a typical politician to us."

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Hey, That's An Idea!

Senate and House leaders suggest higher taxes to help pay debts. Obama Administration admits that they have never thought of that!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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You Can Run But You Cannot Hide

Facebook checks in, adding location-based feature. "You won't have to tell where you are every ten minutes on your postings." "Bureau is now writing a snippet in Kentucky. Wave!"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Political Correctness Goes Haywire

Cannibal employee: Disney banned his sacred shrunken head.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Political Correctness Running Rampert

Muslim employee: Disney banned her head scarf. Sort of reminds you of the airline stewardess who couldn't wear a cross, which most Evening News Reports ignored.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Who's Experts?

Doctor: experts agreed on Lockerbie bomber health. Have no idea why he's still alive.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Assassinations Do Work, But Where Do They Lead?

Can an Assassination Campaign Turn the Tide in Afghanistan? It certainly worked in starting World War I!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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What Was The Mission Again?

Goodbye Iraq: Last US combat brigade heads home..mission accomplished!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Scientists Rethink Proven Theories #4

Scientists rethink black hole theory after discovering huge star, eruption of volcano that wiped out Pompeii left one perfect body apparently doing the Macarena!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Scientists Rethink Proven Theories

Magnetic mega-star challenges black hole theory. 10,000 year old cave drawing show ancient man in red Corvette.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Scientists Rethink Proven Theories #2

Magnetic mega-star challenges black hole theory. Indian arrowhead dug up in Oklahoma, made out of hard plastic.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Scientists Rethink Proven Theories

Magnetic mega-star challenges black hole theory. Discovery of old Buffalo Nickel inside mummy's just opened tomb, still another challenge.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Obama Muslim #2

Poll: Growing number incorrectly call Obama Muslim, even though he's actually a disciple of Jeremiah Wright!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Salmonella In Eggs

How Does Salmonella Get Inside Eggs? Scientist hatches up a new theory!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Copperfield Reveals All!

How Does Salmonella Get Inside Eggs? See the David Copperfield Special on NBC tonight!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Salmonella In Eggs!

How Does Salmonella Get Inside Eggs? Scientists trying to figure out, which came first, the chicken, the egg or the Salmonella!

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Obama: No Regrets On Offending Families Over Mosque

Obama: 'No Regrets' on Muslim Center! Most Americans say, "Wait until November and 2012!"

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Obama Muslim?

Poll: Growing number incorrectly call Obama Muslim...most do it on purpose.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Getting Spread Pretty Then With All The Disasters

World's version of FEMA finally ramps up flood aid to stricken Pakistan.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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No Victory To Celebrate

Goodbye Iraq: Last US combat brigade heads home. But don't look for a VI Day to celebrate like VJ and VE Days.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Now You Can Go Back To Fighting Each Other

Goodbye Iraq: Last United States combat brigade heads home, to Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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India Special Offer For Commonwealth Games

Indian Sports Association is actively considering 'Win one medal, get one free' promotion offer for foreign athletes signing up for Commonwealth Games: Breaking News

written by Frank Krishner, 19 August 2010
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Chair gets desk

Great Harwood chairperson, Ralph 'Ralph Pepper' Pepper, has been given a desk job. A colleague remarked "He's been part of the furniture for many years." The colleague was later killed.

written by breezeblock, 19 August 2010
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Pakistan aid

Aid to Pakistand has been sent in the form of powdered water. The sachets are easy to transport and just require clean water adding to the powder.

written by breezeblock, 19 August 2010
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Spam Filter

A spam filter at the Co-op in Leyland prevented purchasing staff from buying Spam.

written by breezeblock, 19 August 2010
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Mullahs protest Pink Rupee

Hardline Muslims threaten to throw shoes at Reserve Bank for printing Pink Rupee notes -saying its encouraging Muslim Men to jump out of closet and act like Aerosmith

written by Frank Krishner, 19 August 2010
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The Daily mail says Sorry

Popular British right wing newspaper 'The Daily Mail' apolagise for constant exaggerations and lies causing racial hatred and even violence

written by brokenbritain, 19 August 2010
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Another Ethics Investigation

US House is considering investigating House Speaker Pelosi in the fall. Environmentalists claim she has too many plastic parts & want to know if the funding is coming from the petro-chemical industry!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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History Lesson

PM Neville Chamberlin was to NAZI Germany as President Barack Obama is to nuclear bomb development in Iran. Anybody seen the USA's embodiment of PM Winston Churchill yet?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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An Obama Fairy Tale

President Obama gets Israel, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt to jointly invade Iran, destroying the Iranian's nuclear bomb making capabilities. President Obama nominated for a second Nobel Prize.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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EPA to Regulate Soiling of Diapers

New regulations require mothers to change their toddler's diapers more frequently to avoid messy leaks and spills from contaminating the environment. The EPA is really getting into our pants now!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Environmental Impact

EPA asks former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to file an environmental impact statement because of all the bullshit he has generated in the last two years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Congressman Frank, "Abolish Freddie and Fannie"

"There were people in this society who for economic and, frankly, social reasons can't and shouldn't be homeowners."An epiphany after Fannie & Freddie received $150 billion in taxpayer bailout money!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Rabbit Caught in Car Headlights

President Obama talked to ordinary folks who told him that kitchen-table economics dictates that you don't spend more money than your income allows. The president was stunned by this revelation!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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President Speaks Again about the Mosque

President Obama has offered VP Biden's residence at the Naval Observatory in Washington DC as a site for the NYC Mosque in lieu of "Ground Zero." The vice president could not be located for comment!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Flood Warning in Washington DC

The National Weather Service issued a flood warning for much of the Washington DC area, luckily Congress is away. Residents have been complaining Congress has had their heads under water for years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Who Needs Rehab

A woman and her lover were stoned to death in northern Afghanistan. Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lowhan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears who get stoned all the time, immediately went cold turkey.



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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New Research

The San Andreas Fault is the tectonic boundary between Pacific & North American Plates. However, new research indicates the fault near San Francisco CA is actually the political asshole of the world!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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What No Power Put Back into the Lines

HHS secretary says health insurance premiums are going up! The American people always knew that adding millions of people, keeping quality the same and reducing cost was a health care pipe dream!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Chicken Waste

A number of states where chickens are raised have a chicken waste problem that the EPA is concerned about. The American people have been saying for years the EPA are the experts on "chicken s**t!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Post Office Business Increases

Chicken farmers citing EPA as experts on "chicken s**t" are mailing packages of the stuff to the agency for disposal. USPS gets an injunction against mailing leaky packages marked GREEN/ORGANIC!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Too Much Exposure to the Sun

It looks like the Nevada Senate race is between Beavis and Butthead, with the electorate having to figure out which is which! Several other states have similar clones on their ballots!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 August 2010
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Who Was That Banned Man?

Baseball great Pete Rose allows his hair to go white. Calls himself "The Silver Mullet".

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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Mosque Is Named

The Hamosque at Ground Zero will be called "The Bin Ladin Mosque".

written by Bureau, 19 August 2010
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U.S. Pauses Pakistan Drone Strikes To Help Flood Victims

No word on when the U.S. will resume killing Pakistani civilians that survived the flooding.

written by manbrad, 19 August 2010
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