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Ghost Train

Runaway train with no driver causes chaos on the Tube after careering through SIX stations for four miles. Witnesses claim they saw a red-eyed driver.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Birth Order Affects

Birth Order Affects Child's Intelligence and Personality! Is he the one to deliver atomic wedgie or give one?

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Vampies In Peru

Peru battles rabid vampire bats after 500 people bitten. Robert Pattinson seen fleeing the area.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Circus In Washington

NH Dem Resigns, Candidate Quits Over Palin 'Death' Wish. These are the people who lead our country.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Mental Patient Records Found

Thousands of mental patient health records ended up in a pile at public dump. Police counted 13 that matched writers for TheSpoof!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Left A Small Opening

Brett Favre says he is 99 and 44/100% sure that he will not play Pro football this year.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Bin Laden Not Being Very Nice

Osama bin Laden turns down innocent invitation to the next beer conference with Obama.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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"How Much Alcohol In Hic"

Study shows that higher priced wines can be less fulfilling. Taste tests carried on the streets on NYC.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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And Another One's Gone!

GreenPeace has reported that one of those cute endangered polar bears has eaten two of their people. But that they died for a good cause, though horribly.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Stick With Necessities

Wall Street recommending that investors stay with the necessities like food, fuel and Viagra. All three are up.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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That Was Fast

The United Nations says that it is "Troubled" about Japan rearming overnight.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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California Mystery

According to 2010 census figures the child population in San Francisco is dwindling. I wonder why that is? marriage are going up.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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"This One...Piece Of Shit!"

In Germany, big tall guy with bolt in neck tries to explain to police why he's carrying a brain in a jar.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Obama Dealing With Drug Lords?

Mexican drug lords offer deal to Obama, you stay on your side and we will see that we stay on this side...for a small price.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Went Out As A Star!

Guy working on pavement in front of Chinese Theater to get it ready for another star to place their hand prints, discovers body of Jimmy Hoffa.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Apologizes For Gilligan

Man named Charley Nielsen confesses that he has been making up TV ratings for the past 50 years.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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A Type Of Gourd

Toms of Maine to introduce the first organic penis pumper.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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More TVs Than Ever

Number of television sets double the number of people for the first time, according to television report this morning and at noon. Some people completely hooked.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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BREAKING NEWS

This just in - there is absolutely, definitely, 100 percent no need to panic.

written by Jen, 13 August 2010
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Thomas The Tank Engine causes havoc on London Underground!

Thomas The Tank Engine went on a joy ride today on the London Underground, he jumped 3 red lights, hurtled through 3 stations and smiled a cheeky smile to astonished passengers, how sweet!

written by Jaggedone, 13 August 2010
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Pulled From The Market

Genetically altered burrito flat shells causing ozone layer to split into two holes.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Doc: Sounds Like Elephant Fart In A Cave!

Genetically altered burrito flat shells cause of over 5,000 emergency room calls after strange noises heard in the house.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Al Still Al!!

Al Gore blames global warming for breakup with Tipper, suit by masseuse and less home runs being hit this year!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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It's A Mess In There

Vice President Joe Biden in a hurry takes laptop to bathroom stall and leaving, forgets to log off!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Had A Lot Of Dough Stashed

The Pillsbury Dough Boy eaten by the family dog. "He must have suffered greatly", says friend.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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What Happened?

No new warnings against or for drinking wine since 2008. Whole tester group in rehab!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Stay At Home

Fastest growing industry in America in 2009? The home sexy nightgown, naughty sex toy parties.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Let's Everybody Fire Them All Off At Once

Chimps in Africa have signaled that they now have nuclear weapons.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Pretty Woman

Study Shows Pretty Women Less Faithful! More likely to be drawn to macho Roy Orbison type.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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New FDA Rules

FDA demands that all food products contain label: No e-coli, Salmonella in this product.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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According To What Ails You

Study shows that pharmaceuticals in water hurting some areas. helping others.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Get Through Tests Faster

Some colleges and Universities allow one hour early nerd specials at campus cafeteria.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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"Attempt To Frighten Us!"

Taliban, al-Qaida leaders accuse US troops of using steroids.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Moving On Up

Whole world 'going to hell in a handbasket' even faster than predicted last Monday, says study.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Biden Won't Be Bought

VP Joe Biden says he's ready to turn state's evidence should Obama ask Hillary to run as VP in 2012.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Pelosi Injures Shoulder, Eyebrows Out Of Sinc!

Nancy Pelosi may have twisted her shoulder as Dems hauling big boxes of papers to burn before November elections.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Unacceptable, Says Alternative Universe

US and Russia ask other nuclear powers to cut nuclear missiles back to just enough to kill everyone ten times over.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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That's All It Would Take

Unmanned drones by the millions may replace most nuclear weapons. "We only need about 50 nuclear weapons", says President.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Once Civil War Ends

Iraq getting to elect the next Saddam Hussein once American troops leave.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Predict A Bright But Lonely Future

Gassy lad from San Antonio, Texas inducted into the Farter's Hall Of Fumes in Arkansas.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Used Juror Swearing In Procedure

Chief Justice goes back through old cases to find couples he married but read the wrong words, thus they're not really married.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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After Collection Agency Calls

President Obama says that it's time to stop vacationing and start signing all those checks to China.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Bigger Women!

A quarter of women are size 18 or bigger - up 45% in five years. Men admit that may have 'gained a pound or two' also.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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It Must Be True

'Sam and I are part of the sharp-elbowed middle classes', claims Cameron as he defends cuts to Sure Start, as he elbows past news reporters.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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No Military Combines

Liam Fox rules out merging any forces in radical military shake-up. "Where would be the competition, jokes?"

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Year-Round Summertime?

All-year Summer Time: Cameron may move clocks forward permanently (but only if he can convince the Scots). "Dark enough in Scotland now."

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Olives Very Popular!

Top food was olives in time of the ancient mariner. Added flavor to whale meat, Captain's lost leg.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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New Bills, Coins Shown!

Money fair showcases $1,000,000 bills, rare coins, all with President Obama's face on them.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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"They're Bleeding Those Poor Trees!"

Terrorism fears end tours at Vt. maple factory after three tree-hugger attacks in the last six months.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Hiltons Love Their Money

Hilton vows vigorous defense of $35 million suit. "I'm into some pretty hefty self-defense programs. I could kick your head off!"

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Watch Those Words

Dr. Laura apologizes for saying N-word on the air. Callers apologize for using the F-word while calling her about it.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Saw Anna Nicole Smith

Psychiatrist who saw Anna Nicole Smith to testify. "She really looked bad."

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Poultry Fingered

Poultry fingered as No. 1 food poisoning culprit. FDA asks public not to finger poultry.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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'Lucy' Species Used Tools!

'Lucy' species used stone tools, fossil study says. Wrote original "If I Had A Hammer" on cave wall.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Chatter Their Heads Off

New research suggests orangutans not so solitary. Once they get to know you, "they'll turn you every which way but loose."

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Orangutans Not Solitary

New research suggests orangutans not so solitary. Who group found in the US Congress.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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China Improving

US FDA head says China improving food, drug safety but worry about keeping their population down.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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If We Had Them

US: Firms must spell out workers' benefit rights. Many asking, "What US Firms?"

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Here's A Few Bucks

Obama to sign $600M border security bill Friday, from his petty cash drawer.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Congress Not Helping

Gates: Congress hurting Afghan civilian aid effort. Not exactly helping US poorhouse dwellers either.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Bringing A Glow To Their Faces, Torsos

Rain refreshes Moscow, but wildfires still burning. Some rain brings down ash from Chernobyl.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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No JFK Jr.

Quayle's son: Obama is the 'worst potato in history'

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Meteor Showers, Other Weird Happenings

Spectacular Meteor Shower and Rare Planet Alignment Coincide!
First beaver born in Britain in 400 years. Oh, it's the end alright!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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He's Probably Right

Immigration chief reports: 'We're going to get this rite'

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Not A Good Time!

Money fair showcases $100,000 bills, rare coins, baiting the unemployed!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Crowds Chase Pelosi With Torches!

Pelosi stumps for Democrats as GOP fires away. Draws crowds at Barnum & Baily Sideshow!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Pelosi Draws Crowds To See Her Face

Pelosi, looking both surprised, shocked and excited, stumps for Democrats as GOP fires away.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Former Flight Attendant Very Popular!

Lawyer: NY flight attendant wants to return to air. Many say they want his autograph!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Flight Attendant To Return

Lawyer: New York flight attendant wants to return to air. Passengers want to meet him!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Nucleal Plant Ready

Russia: Iran's nuclear plant to start next week. Ahmadinejad all aglow with anticipation.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Iran's Nukes Ready Next Week

Russia: Iran's nuclear plant to start next week. Let the bombings begin!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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No Rush Here

Decision expected on plug for BP's broken oil well, "probably by 2015", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Britain Without Beavers Were Rough Years

Beavers born in Britain for first time in 400 years! First Beaver hat mad in 401 years come March of 2011.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Britain Needs Beavers

Beavers born in Britain for first time in 400 years! Stop the presses!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Tea Party #3

In their own words: Tea Party activists speak out. "Where's the Mad Hatter?" "Playing basketball while the nation sinks!"

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Tea Party Party

In their own words: Tea Party activists speak out. "Off with their head", says Queen Sarah.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Tea Party Speaking Out

In their own words: Tea Party activists speak out! "Treacle!", says dormouse.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Mich. Still In Fear

Fears remain in Mich. after stabbing spree arrest. "Could be copycats!" states one citizen.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Clear As Mud

Judge doubts gay marriage ban's backers can appeal but ban backers say they will appeal judge's doubts.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Guide On Stevens

Guide says Stevens in good spirits before death. Right after that he became one.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Stevens Was In Good Spirits

Guide says Stevens in good spirits before death but became more silent afterward.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Lots Of Protests

Liberal groups push to exploit Target backlash. Mom & Pop stores protest protesters.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Quayle's Son, Chip Off The Old Blockhead?

Are 'anchor babies' a widespread problem? "I don't know nothing about birthing no anchor babies!"

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Elligal Immigration At Forefront

Are 'anchor babies' a widespread problem? Only out at sea, according to Dan Quayle's son.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Obama The Worst

Quayle's son: Obama is the 'worst president in history'. No comment on VP's.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Meteor Shower

Spectacular Meteor Shower and Rare Planet Alignment Coincide to give everyone still another excuse to panic!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Getting It Right

Immigration chief: 'We're going to get this right', providing we ever get it started.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Everyone Leaves Mad At Congress

Money fair showcases $100,000 bills, rare coins. Draws thousand to see what money looks like.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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May Be A Long Recovery

Alabama Attorney General sues BP, others over Gulf oil spill. "We're going after everything they took away from us plus future clean-up." Florida, La, Mississippi ready to do the same.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Juntas iIn Agreement

Myanmar junta sets election date of Nov. 7! Burma junta agrees 100%!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Nab Missing Links!

US nabs al-Qaida-linked militants in Afghanistan and Taliban linked militants in Iraq!

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Eastenders cast on strike

The cast of "Eastenders" have gone on strike. Fans of quality, well-produced television are reported to be, "overjoyed."

written by Philip Wright, 13 August 2010
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Christian Bale stuck in traffic

Batman actor, Christian Bale, was left furious when roadworks made him 11seconds late for work. He apparently told workmen he would, "Trash your f***ing temporary lights."

written by Philip Wright, 13 August 2010
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Get A Jumpstart!

6 Ways to Jumpstart a Successful Day: "Oh Honey, look what I have for you!"

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Growth Hormones?

How to Help Girls Cope With Early Puberty before the seven year old goes to work at Hooters.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Weddings Illegal, Legal, Illegal, Legal

If the appeals court does not act by August 18, gay marriages will get the official green light. Opponents will take it to Supreme Court.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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We'll See You On The Lawn!

Obama announces that the next three social security checks will be IOU's.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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We Refuse, You Pull Them Out!

Obama effigy removed from carnival game -- replaced by Hillary and Bush. "The next thing you know they'll make us take Obama's face off urinal cakes", says Carney Roadie.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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Changes Being Made

Obama effigy removed from carnival game -- replaced by Mother Teresa and Ghandi.

written by Bureau, 13 August 2010
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