"Chilly" Lesbians are not cold and court ruling proves it!
A couple of CHILLY lesbians have proved to the world that they are not COLD, but just want their kids back, live "NORMALLY" and hope that they never see a mans DICK again, a DILDO will do!
Phi Beta Kappa
My neighbor said he took his tape measure to bed with him to see how long he slept. I changed the subject.
Roy Hunky Brown
Roy "Chubby" Brown has been voted the 6th sexiest man in Blackpool, shortly followed by Joey Blower.
Crosby, Stills, and Nash go into a bar
Bartender: Old men I'm a lot like you are.
Crosby: 64 and want so much more.
Stills: There's something happening here.
Bartender: Yup. Nowadays Clancy can't even sing.
Striking Coal Mine Canaries Respond to Mine Disaster
VP Al Gore has been proven to suffer from brain freeze. Psychiatrists agree the former VP's brain thermostat has been frozen at hot since 2000, explaining his constant denial of the Earth's cooling.
Code Pink Ladies Kiss Active Duty US Military Personnel at Airports
"This is our way of saying thank you for your service in Iraq, your father's service in Vietnam & your grandfather's service in WWII to keep us out of concentration camps & having to speak German!"
A Frank Discussion of Race
Candidate Obama promised a frank discussion of race. President Obama has so far only discussed NASCAR!