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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing

Larger numbers of teenage boys will now be turned on by Catholic School Girl Uniforms (and they won't even be plaid).

written by Jalapenoman, 24 April 2010
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing

I guess this means that fewer kids will "go commando" to school.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 April 2010
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing

Huge group of suspected sex offenders volunteer to become Priests in Boston.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 April 2010
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing

Nuns want to make sure that Catholic School Girls are not wearing any evil, Satanic thong underwear.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 April 2010
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing

Pedophile, homosexual priests want to make sure that the boys are wearing clean underwear.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 April 2010
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Alex Salmond Dons Chicken Suit

Scottish party the SNP are to make TV election broadcasts with a loud hailer in chicken costumes in an attempt to get someone to listen to them.

written by parveen liddy, 24 April 2010
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Labour Dumps 'Things Can Only Get Better'

The Labour Party have chosen 'The End' by The Doors as their new campaign song.

written by parveen liddy, 24 April 2010
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Trident

Trident controversy? We've got a Sub for that...

written by ExiledRoyal, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 1:

Two men found in Paris Hilton

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 132:

Unwilling to write unnecessarily long articles to support silly titles only 10 people will click on, lazy spoofer submits infamous snippet series, making a quick, easy 10 points per title!

written by The San Francisco Onion, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 50:

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 47:

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Cemetery allows people to be buried by their pets

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 45:

Marie Curie aglow after scientific discovery

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 44:

Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 43:

Stiff opposition expected to casket-less funeral plan

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 48:

Antique stripper to demonstrate wares at store

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 42:

War dims hope for peace

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 41:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 40:

Man held over giant LA brush fire

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 39:

Doctor testifies in horse suit

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 38:

Iraqi head seeks arms

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 37:

Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 36:

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 34:

Squad helps dog bite victim

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 33:

Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 32:

Boys cause as many pregnancies as girls

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 31:

51/2 foot boa caught in toilet; woman relieved

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 30:

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 29:

Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 28:

British union finds dwarves in short supply

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 27:

New vaccine may contain rabies

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 26:

Stolen painting found by tree

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Biggest Incentive NOT to Vote Conservative

Often said to be Britain's rudest man, David Starkey, is going to leave forever if the Conservative party doesn't win the election. A Tory spokesman said that millions of votes have already been lost.

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Susan Boyle fans in multiple vote fiasco

Susan Boyle fans have been busy, phones on redial as they manipulate an online poll. Whatever happened to integrity or honesty? Obsession has taken over once again.

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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Tranquillisers for subo

I may be sedated, Susan tells fans, but I've got more money than you meeeeeeewhaaaaaaaaaaaa!

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 25:

Medical report: The patient refused autopsy

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 24:

Lawyers give poor free legal advice

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 23:

Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 22:

Bank drive-in window blocked by board

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Patient at death's door - doctors pull him through

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 20:

Cause of AIDS found - scientists

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 19:

Cold wave linked to temperatures

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 18:

Deaf college opens doors to hearing

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Teacher strikes idle kids

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 16:

Eye drops off shelf

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Band headline number 15:

Man struck by lightning faces battery charge

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 14:

Cervical cancer linked to smoking in a study

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 13:

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 12:

Bush wins on budget, but more lies ahead

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 9:

British left waffles on Falkland Islands

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Broadcasters to look into plunging gowns

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 6:

Case of stolen whiskey expected to go to jury

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Kids make nutritious snacks

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 4:

Child's stool great for garden

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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County officials to talk rubbish

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 7:

Local high school drop-outs cut in half

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Band headline number 2:

Students are turning to vegetables

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 10:

City may impose mandatory time for prostitution

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Bad headline number 11:

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Daily Express shock news!

The Daily Express today published a leading article indicating that Princess Diana is still dead.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 24 April 2010
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Firing Squad Delayed

Convicted murderer, Ronnie Gardener has opted to face a firing squad. However, it has been delayed for 8 years as authorities can't find 5 bullets needed until the ammunition is returned from Iraq.

written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
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Cameron is going to a wedding

Anything for a photo opportunity eh Dave?

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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Nick Clegg takes a day off

There is no such thing as a part time Prime Minister, Nick, sorry!

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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"****, my ankle hurts"

The Duke of Edinburgh has suffered a minor injury to his ankle while carriage driving at the Windsor estate.

It's understood the Duke said, "Which stupid, bloody Nig Nog left that on the road?"

written by Coops, 24 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About

learning the Harlem Shuffle?

written by Charpa93, 24 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About

#19 explaining to me what the hell a blueberry buckle is?

written by Charpa93, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #30

If Colonel Sander's breasts are finger lickin' good, why don't I want to lick my fingers after rubbing on Maybelline's or Edna's titties?

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #29

I'll never understand putting an NFL football team in Fudge Packing City. They should just call them the San Fagcisco 69'ers and be done with it..

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #28

They say that if you lie down with dogs, you might catch fleas. You'll get worse than that if you lie down with the girls in my neighborhood.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #27

They say that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.. unless he's a raghead shi'ite terrorist... and then it's with an AK-47.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #26

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fart, and they point their fingers.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #25

Never skinny dip in the same water with a catfish, cuz it might prick yer prick.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #24

It's pretty sorry when you realize that more boys these days have seen naked pictures of girls online than have ever had to try to hide Playboy under their mattress.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #23

I ain't sayin' he was guilty of doin' nothin' to young kids, but did you notice the Vienna Boy's Choir didn't sing at Michael Jackson's Funeral?

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #22

You can lead a redneck girl to water, but you can't make her skinny dip until you get a few beers in her.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #21

If Paris Hilton didn't take her name from the place she was conceived, did she get it from the hotel with her favorite mattresses and where her knees get the fewest rug burns?

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #20

If'n you take trailer trash out of the mobile home park, dress 'em up in fancy duds, and let 'em get skanky with professional jocks, they call that bein' a Hollywood Starlet (ask Britney).

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #19

I don't understand why women got to bikini wax and shave their privates now days... it don't make 'em taste or smell any less fishy.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2010
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