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The 'One Show' to Be Renamed

Now That Adrian Chiles Is Leaving the BBC, Its Popular Tea-Time Show Will Now Be Called The 'One-less' Show

written by IN SEINE, 19 April 2010
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Google Is to Be Renamed!

After Google's Street car captured the same Lady 43 times as she took her dog for a walk is to be renamed Go-Ogle!

written by IN SEINE, 19 April 2010
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Did You Feel the Earth Move?

According to Muslim cleric, Sheikh Yerbitz, too much sex is the cause of earthquakes. Could that be why there is an increase in the frequency? "Muslims should use the rhythm method." Says the Pope

written by IN SEINE, 19 April 2010
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Scottish Tories launch manif...ach who gives a toss.

The Scottish Tories today released their Scottish manifesto to universal not-giving-a-toss. A random voter said, 'who ir they again? Oh thaim c***s...aye. D'ye ken the score in the fitba, pal?'

written by Fergie73, 19 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About

#18 directing my feet to the sunny side of the street?

written by Charpa93, 19 April 2010
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Reality Bites #2

Nudity Becomes Socially Acceptable as More People Can't Afford Clothing Due to Economic Downturn

written by Charpa93, 19 April 2010
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Sheep-Shaggers are delighted, furry, woolly Piggies are the new rage!

SHEEP-SHAGGERS have been given something else on their menu, furry, wooly piggies who look like sheep, but go OINK, OINK, instead of BAAH, BAAH!

written by Jaggedone, 19 April 2010
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Good news for stranded travellers

Volcano calms: Experts say eruption is now "Strombolian" rather than "Hawiian". This means it will spew Italian turnovers, rather than the damaging ham and pineapple which has caused travel chaos.

written by Fergie73, 19 April 2010
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Toyota Receives $16.4 Billion Fine

Money will be used by government to pay to have Media surgically removed from Obama's ass

written by Jalapenoman, 19 April 2010
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Toyota Receives $16.4 Billion Fine

CEO recieves half that much just for keeping fine so small

written by Jalapenoman, 19 April 2010
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Toyota Receives $16.4 Billion Fine

Obama gives half of it to ACORN to help with their economic recovery

written by Jalapenoman, 19 April 2010
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Wayward Pussy Banned From all Pubs in UK

High court in UK upheld ruling of 'loose' woman banned from any establishment selling booze. If anyone has seen her please contact our US editors immediately we want her back home straightaway.

written by Cuff, 19 April 2010
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Children Watching Too Much Television

World Health Organization states that children under the age of three years old are prone to Attention Deficit Disorder if they…uh…if they….uh…well whatever they said don't do it.

written by Cuff, 19 April 2010
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Vice President Joe Biden to Appear on "The View"

Will he apologize to all of the women on behalf of Obama, or will he treat them like crap (as one of our allies)?

written by Jalapenoman, 19 April 2010
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Vice President Joe Biden to Appear on "The View"

He's attempting to get in touch with his feminine side, but she's a real bitch.

written by Jalapenoman, 19 April 2010
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Fox News apologises for poor reporting standards

A Fox News spokesperson issued a public apology yesterday after it's report on the Icelandic volcano forgot to mention that the eruption was caused by President Obama's healthcare plans.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 19 April 2010
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PRINCE PHILIP DEAD

Was what I read in big letters as the final line in the letter from my aunt. However, it continued overleaf in normal type - ' ...against the idea of moving from Buckingham Palace'.

written by Bandersnatch, 19 April 2010
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Pope to do world tour of victims

Following his meeting with 6 victims of child abuse by Catholic priests, the Pope has vowed to meet every victim personally, starting at Wembley Stadium followed by The San Siro, The Camp Nou,........

written by Ricardo Fromage, 19 April 2010
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