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Westboro Baptist Church Says god Hates Spoofers

Reverend Phelps announced that those who freely practice the spoofer's lifestlye, are going to hell with those damned homosexuals. Supporters(inbred kin) carried signs stating "God Hates Spoofers"

written by Stump Parrish, 14 April 2010
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American Idol Baffles Brits

Is that Adam Lambert for real, or what?

written by Skoob1999, 14 April 2010
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Brown And Cameron In Election Fight

"Not the face! Not the face!" squeals Cameron.

written by Skoob1999, 14 April 2010
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Hemline Worries

A leading New York fashion designer is worried that if hemlines get any shorter, then women will be afraid to sit down and men will be afraid to stand up.

written by IN SEINE, 14 April 2010
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Mexico to tighten border security

Mexico has decided has had enough. They are tired of Americans stealing citizens to work in low paying jobs while offering them no benefits. They will consider a slave market arrangement with the USA

written by Stump Parrish, 14 April 2010
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The Price of Aspirin Set to Soar

The price of the humble aspirin is set to soar after a study suggested that handling cash is more effective for the treatment of pain than aspirin. A box of aspirin is expected to cost several hundred pounds.

written by IN SEINE, 14 April 2010
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Earthquake In China

Caused by trapped coalminers banging the walls to alert rescuers

written by Skoob1999, 14 April 2010
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Or was that, pot-smoking chimp named 'Munchies' attacks vendor...

... and pretzels to be outlawed in seven US states?

written by Frank Michaels, 14 April 2010
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TV is bad for children, Porno channels even worse!

Scientists have at last admitted, TV is bad for kids, but there is hope, Porno channels are even worse, Parents don't tell em the unlocking codes!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2010
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Primark To Diversify

After much criticism, clothing manufacturer, Primark are to cease production of padded bikinis for little girls and make padded cells instead. The cells are for those who dare to criticise. A spokesman expects lots of business!

written by IN SEINE, 14 April 2010
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Pot-smoking chimp named 'Pretzels' attacks vendor...

... munchies to be outlawed in seven US states.

written by Frank Michaels, 14 April 2010
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Yank writer discovers no escape from The Spoof...

... now locked and loaded here, he prefers loaded...

written by Frank Michaels, 14 April 2010
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Nick Griffin overwhelmed at the response of non-whites wishing to join him!

The BNP have been inundated with requests from non-whites hoping to join. Nick Griffin is amazed and feels that together they can wipe the smirks off of those multi-culti morons who started it all!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2010
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Primark Pulls Boys Swim Trunks Off Shelves

In addition to the seven year old girls padded bras Primark is pulling the companion 'sausage stuffed' boys trunks from shelves citing fair is fair in the sandbox.

written by Cuff, 14 April 2010
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NHS Declares Recall on Organs

Any patient receiving a transplanted organ in the past six months must return it to the hospital it was received in order to comply with the donors' wishes. NHS apologizes for the inconvenience.

written by Cuff, 14 April 2010
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Pornographic Magazine to Be Issued in Braille

The worlds first pornographic magazine will be issued in paperback form but will mysteriously transform into a hardback when the reader becomes aroused.

written by IN SEINE, 14 April 2010
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Egg On Their Face.

Army finally admits Humpty was pushed.

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Eastenders To Ban 'Real' Slapping On Set.

Let's hope they plan to replace it with 'real' machete attacks instead!

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Cheryl Has World's Best Arse.

Personally I never rated Ashley as a footballer or a human being!

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Katie Price To Undergo Tit Reduction.

She plans to leave Alex Reid at home more often.

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Amputees Panic

They mishear about an increase in Stamp Duty

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Lies! Lies! Lies!

Readers of The Sun admit they can't read.

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Thesaurus

What's another word for Thesaurus?

written by Lady Godiva, 14 April 2010
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Newark Council to be charged with cruelty to dogs by RSPCA

Newark Council could face prosecution by the RSPCA for not allowing dogs to use parks and playing fields. Pet lovers are kicking up a stink because they are angry as their beloved pooches have nowhere to go!

written by IN SEINE, 14 April 2010
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Today's Weather

It will be mainly crap, with occasional crappy spells and the odd outbreak of crap.

written by Skoob1999, 14 April 2010
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If Katie Price Is Pregnant, The Big Question Is...

Will the baby bump be bigger than the other two?

written by Skoob1999, 14 April 2010
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David Cameron Makes His Mind Up

"I'll have this one...no...that one...no...D'oh!"

written by Skoob1999, 14 April 2010
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Sod it!

Sod it! I've got writer's block.

written by Lady Godiva, 14 April 2010
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Up-coming election

One-legged man says he is 'hopping mad' at the candidates standing for election. Blind man says he can't see the point. Deaf man said, "What?"

written by Lady Godiva, 14 April 2010
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