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Global Warming Update

The primary source for greehouses gases in North America has been traced to an illegal mexican operation reportedly raising an extremely toxic Pinto Bean variety in green houses across Southern Texas.

written by Stump Parrish, 10 April 2010
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Itchy & Scratchy Are Too Tame!

Psychologists in Liverpool are showing episodes of the Itchy & Scratchy Show in order to diminish the dangerous culture they live in. The children claim that it is a correct portrayal of life today.

written by IN SEINE, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

Government to send gift baskets to families of victims in Polish Presidential Plane Crash.

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

Chocolate Easter Bunny stew seems to be very similar to chocolate fondue!

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

Halfway house residents trying to smoke Easter Grass die of toxic fumes from burning plastic.

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

Military ordered to use Easter colored M&M's (plain and peanut) as buckshot in weapons manufacturing.

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and jelly bean sandwiches high in nutrition... and the new school lunch menu item.

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

Welfare checks won't come in envelopes any more, but colorful baskets!

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

Easter grass glued onto empty lots will help with "the greening" of inner city neighborhoods.

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

A.F.D.C. moms to get gallon of milk, block of cheese, and a dozen Cadbury eggs each weeks.

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Obama Buys Leftover Easter Candy At Five Cents on the Dollar

"We'll add it to the school lunch menu... I'm sure the kids will like gravy on their Peeps."

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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Plane Carrying Polish President Crashes, Killing All On Board

Hoping that lightning can strike twice, Republicans urge Obama, Biden, and Pelosi to fly to Warsaw for the funeral.

written by Jalapenoman, 10 April 2010
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!!! BREAKING NEWS ALERT !!!

Nothing to worry about folks, it was just an ant breaking wind. Go back to your terror filled life that makes you jump at everything labelled ALERT

written by Stump Parrish, 10 April 2010
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Return to the Big Screen for Captain Scarlet

Said LaBeouf: "The directors want to create a rapid moving street scene where the Decepticons are replaced with the "Mysterons" from "Captain Scarlet".

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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"Hot Stuff"

can be found on any supermarket shelf

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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Man arrives at Heathrow with note

"This is my son; I can't do anything with him, maybe you can." Signed Barbara Bush.

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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"Go To Work On An Egg"

Sadly didn't save over 80 workers at an egg factory from losing their jobs. "We are yoked over this", said a union rep.

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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"Those that live in a greenhouse should not throw stones"

"LIBERAL DEMOCRAT leader Nick Clegg described Plaid Cymru as an "irrelevant, two-bit" party as he arrived in Wales yesterday."

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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Military Solution to the growing Economic Crisis

The great aircraft carrier that was the UK is going to be mothballed until the economy bounces back.

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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Economic Certainties

Sales of absorbant adult underpants will rocket - if Gordon Brown gets it. Makers of mind-blotto beer will do well too.

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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"5 more years"

There will be a slim majority who will vote for "5 more years" of Gordon Brown. Non-voters and those who don't give a turkey will watch cartoons for "5 more years".

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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Short story

Man goes into a shop.

written by Tcoah, 10 April 2010
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Free to good home

10 adorable puppies are offered to good homes. Mother is a full blooded German Shepard and father was a Super Dog able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

written by Stump Parrish, 10 April 2010
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