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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #8

"I just realized that if I don't have to have writing skills to write my own book, then I don't have to have executive skills to become President.

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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So Far, Not Many Sales

New 60MPG hybrid car to run on coal water drained off former mountaintops that have been blasted away and Great Spotted Owl piss.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Social Security Update

After Bush announcement that we would run out of social security by 2042, Obama updated that yesterday, saying we ran out this morning. "Businesses will have to pay more..if they come back."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Himalayan Adventure

Among the inventions left behind by the late Percy Flage, are a waterproof cover for lighthouses, an indelible egg pencil, a left-handed beetroot spoon , and lensed mirror glass for those afraid to stand close to their mirrors.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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Impala Shortage Hits Midwest

Hi Taurus. You have been lovelorn for a long time. Many like you have found the study of the Flory-Huggins solution theory to be of inestimable benefit. Polymers can be a great comfort and inspiration.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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No Sign of a Thaw

...while Reg Varney, the famous pianist, had an imaginary shoal of blind cave-fish. Not many are aware of Crossroads matriach Noele Gordon's imaginary Manta Ray. Not to mention Arthur Askey's imaginary Cuban Tree Frog.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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The Joys of Motoring

Tired of TV Soaps? Weary of Reality TV? Sick of Celebrities? Why not switch off your TV and get a fucking life?

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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Hearth and Home

You've murdered that annoying Insurance Salesman. What to do next? Mrs Nobb from Devon has an excellent suggestion: "I cleaned mine out, stuffed him, and won 1st Prize in the Village Scarecrow Competition." A lesson to all, Mrs Nobb!

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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More Surrealist Invitations

Let my eels of desire smear the molten knees of Richard III on your albatross. Climb the amber whelk-mountain with me and my one-legged rhesus monkeys. The emerald nun awaits.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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Around the WIs

Excitement at Lower Uplimping, where the Ratcatching and Donkey Slaughtering went well. The Gropeworthy sisters stove in the heads of 12 old mules. Mrs Thumper and Towser bagged 35 rats.. Reverend Tupple was unwell.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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Obama Urges Patients?

President Barack Obama urges patients as new health care bill kicks in. I'm sorry, that should have been 'patience'.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Owls and Owling

Vinophile
with Victor Ludorum

Pallid, straw-hued, reeking faintly of old haddock, tasting of cabbage-water and rotten oysters. Pierre Trufflot's 1979 "La Mourrierrier"? No - yours truly after tasting it.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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But You Cannot Sue Over Past Injuries

Atomic wedgies added to list of no-nos at the Geneva Convention this week.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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What Made Milwaukee Obscure

For Pisces women, solvent abuse, particularly if shared with an organ grinder, is indicated. Sagittarians should watch out for tame owls. Do not allow your Liberian lodgers to keep a female slave if you are Capricorn.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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A Good Sign

US car sales up as fewer and fewer employee family yard sales going on in the front lot.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Clocks To Go Back

Adelbert Greubelberger, The Silent Bugler, has had to cancel his second concert at The Hague's Milkweeg Koncerthoouis, after he strained his embouchure performing Rimsky-Korsakov's Flight of the Bumblebee during the first.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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Home and Hearth

Preparing an eel pie for Easter Sunday this morning, I was reminded of our old enemy: Fish-Heads and what to do with them. Why not dry them out and line them up on the mantelpiece to frighten the Vicar?

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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Home and Hearth

with Aunty Jean

Don't throw away that copy of The People's Friend just yet. Rolled up, it is ideal for hitting your husband in the face, when he starts to snore.

written by Erskin Quint, 01 April 2010
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Gordon Brown Comes Clean

Gordon Brown published his biograpphy today: 'Everything I know about politics I learned from 'Yes Minister.'

written by Cuff, 01 April 2010
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Native Americans Buy USA Back with Reservations

Surge in tax free casino profits. Native Americans dominate Forbes 500. They posed as Chinese investors and now own America. Pack your teepee Obama its a long walk to new political internment camps.

written by Cuff, 01 April 2010
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Let Junior Speak Up!

No, I'M the oldest dad: Dennis, 76, edges ahead of Gerry, 74, as Britain's eldest father. Then fight breaks out after one questioned about 54-year-old kid really belonging to father.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Shame in Spain

Shame in Spain! British student hordes cause outrage on five-day drink rampage through resort. "I'd take the Running of the Bulls any day", says shop owner.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Hero Nails Burglar


A DIY hero stopped a burglar from robbing a factory by sealing the only exit with a nailgun. Night watchman Simon Jayne noticed someone lurking inside."I guess I nailed him good",Jayne told police.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #7

"I just realized that once I stepped onto Rupert Murdoch's yacht, I'd never have to step aboard a smelly fishing boat again."

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #6

"I just realized I can make a boatload more money by threatening to run for President than I ever could by actually being President."

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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"Damage Limitation"

Courtney Love locks herself in a broom-cupboard

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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Srike Struck Down!

National rail strike struck down after judge declares it to be illegal.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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"Irish State-Owned Bank Racks Up Record Loss"

"Join the Club"

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #11

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Once you go blind, it's a whole lot easier."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #10

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Hey Soda Pop! Where's Pony Boy?"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #9

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "I'm A Yanky Doodle Dandy!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #8

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Cold showers and posters of Grandma on the Bucket!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #7

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Leave It To...Wally!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #6

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Celibate! Celibate! Dance To The Music!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #5

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Just say D'oh!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #4

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Wham! Bam! Thank you PAM!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #3

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "The abstinence police are here for your uh..shorts."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms #2

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: Her name is Suzy Squeezums!

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sex Education Terms

Report says sex education teachers are using slang for staying celibate: "Shake hands with Mr. Peabody"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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In Number, In Size

Disney adding inactivity to latest cruise ship. Number of passengers double.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Goofy Hoaxes

Web gets April Fools' makeover of goofy hoaxes. Mark Lowton is dead. We're all orphans!

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Local Dog Solves Another Mystery

"And I couldn't have done it without Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred", said Scooby Doo today.

He failed to mention Scrappy Doo - which is understandable…

written by Jesus Budda, 01 April 2010
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iPad on FBI's Ten Most Wanted

FBI agents would really, really, really love to have a new iPad computer.
Others gadgets on the list include hovercrafts, robotic dogs and penis enlargers.

written by Jesus Budda, 01 April 2010
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Man Breaks 'Missing' 11th Commandment

Local man Tommy Knocker broke the previously unheard of 11th Commandment today: Thou Shalt Not Forget The Eleventh Commandment.

written by Jesus Budda, 01 April 2010
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Old Age

I am at that age in life, if it weren't for liver spots and dry skin, I would have no skin at all.

written by Spicewood, 01 April 2010
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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #5

"I just realized Manolo Blahnik doesn't make mukluks."

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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EMI Hurting

Music group EMI in dire straits. Lose court hearing to Mark Knopfler!

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Another One Bites The Dust

Another 'American Idol' finalist eliminated. Protesters say they should be told about possibility of losing their life from the first audition.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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It's A Stand-Off!

Study finds possible heart risk with prostate drug. Oddly enough, study also finds possible prostate risk with heart drug.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Need Help Making Decisions?

1 in 4 elderly need care decisions made for them. President Obama says that will be taken care of by the government once health bill fully in force.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Grave Starting To Collapse

Google: Online attacks aimed at Vietnam's critics. LBJ spins again.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Atom Smasher Reveals All!

Atom smasher will help reveal 'the beginning' or, at least, 'the beginning of the end'.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Spirit Missing

Mars rover Spirit misses communication session. One more time and it's parents will be called in.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Pope Inflatable!

A correction on yesterday's snippet: The Pope is infallible, not inflatable. Had all that flooding on my mind.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Doing Our Part

A scientist walks into a mall to watch people laugh. There's no punchline. Laughter is a serious subject, one that researchers are still trying to figure out. That's why this snippet isn't funny.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Government Motors Sales Up!

GM March sales up 21 pct as incentives, such as the government paying half, draw buyers. Ford Objects!

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Hollywood A Dry Hole!

Reaction mixed to idea of East Coast drilling. "All that drilling that goes on in Hollywood has produced much oil", dissenters argue.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Absent Oil Leaves Room For More Seawater?

Reaction mixed to idea of East Coast drilling as Big Oil remind New Englanders that drilling down deeper might lower sea level, prevent flooding.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Ricky Martin and Barney Frank to Star in Brokeback Mountain Remake

The two will play caballeros in the Spanish remake titled 'Bareback Mountain'.

written by Cuff, 01 April 2010
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Business Benefits?

Obama to promote health bill's business benefits. "That is, any businesses left after forcing them to pay for insurance costs."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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No Plot!

Militia suspect denies he was involved in any plot. Asks if President Obama can say the same?

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Might Bring Dad, Kids Closer

Small taxes on soda do little to reduce soft drink consumption or prevent childhood obesity, but larger levies probably would, according to new research. "$2 per can will make them switch to beer."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Kerry Still Has It!

U.S. Senator John Kerry said on Thursday during a visit to Damascus that Syria is committed to engaging in peace making and is essential to the Mideast process, once Israel moves to upstate New York.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Army Head Detained

Soldiers detain head of Guinea-Bissau's army. All that's left after recent battle.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Murder-Free!

N.J. town marks first murder-free month in 44 years as Angelo Fatface receives key to the city.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Should Have Stayed Quiet?

Vatican lashes out against sex abuse coverage in the US, Britain. "Poor kids have been through enough."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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"Ayet, There's A Crab In My Pants!"

New England floodwaters recede, but danger remains as lobsters, crabs after revenge.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Hillary's Ashes?

Sherpa to carry Hillary's ashes to Everest summit. Bill says that if she's dead, the top of a cold mountain is the right place.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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America Deeply Divided

Could the Hutaree spawn a Timothy McVeigh? Could the President's liberal policies spawn 100,000 Hutarees?

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Pope Is Immune

Pope has immunity in sex-abuse trials, Vatican says. "Just read this 2500 page history."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Now she's blaming the Zulus' housekeeping

Calista Flocvkhart = Accost Kraal Filth

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Oozing with oily chemicals

Calista Flockhart = Alkali Fats Crotch

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Fallen on hard times!

Calista Flockhart = Hock All Artifacts

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Dirty bum story

Calista Flockhart = Stark Cloaca Filth

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Trouble about her carbon neutral breast implants?

Calsita Flockhart = Charcoal Tits Flak

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Changing Hollywood's borderline personalities

Calista Flockhart = LA's Cathartic Folk

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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The new Jay Leno?

Calista Flockhart = Farcical Talk Host

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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FMG actress?

Calista Flockhart = Hacks Clitoral Fat

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Arctic Ice Back

FLASH: Arctic sea ice grows back to 'normal' for first time since 2001. Is Global cooling on the way?

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Breakfasts with rooks and pawns

Charles Manson = Anal Chess Morn

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Segregated into solitary at Corcoran State Penitentiary

Charles Manson = Conman Slasher

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Plane Drops Helping

New England floodwaters recede, but danger remains as low flying planes drop sponges in really soaked areas.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Admirer of skinny Nazi queen

Charles Manson = Lean SS Monarch

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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In Rhode Island

New England floodwaters recede, but danger remains as 150-foot squid trying to make in back into waters.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Something fishy about his farming activities!

Charles manson = Ranches Salmon

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Still Danger

New England floodwaters recede, but danger remains as upset sharks tackle anything that moves.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Etiolated by the Spahn Ranch tribe

Charles Manson = Hero's Clansman

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Helter Skelter killer in chained antlers mystery

Charles Manson = Manacles Horns

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2010
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Iran launches 'serious weapon'

"Just how serious", asks the Pentagon.

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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We Deliver Faster Than Drudge

This just in: Apparently there's new up-to-date articles on TheSpoof about the actor, Robert Pattinson.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Old Lady Bates Gone

This news just in from FEMA. Apparently Norman Bates mother has been found dead after flood waters recede.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Geography problem?

List of "Most powerful UK celebrities" includes George Clooney who hails from Kentucky - said one Lister from Red Dwarf, "Kentucky is obviously in the UK."

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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US Naval Forces Confiscate Mother

U.S. naval forces say they've captured five pirates after exchanging fire with them, sinking their skiff and confiscating their mother. I'm sorry, that should have been, "mother ship".

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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UN Backs Russian Cruelty Plan

Russia's Medvedev promises 'crueler' measures toward terrorists. UN approves: "Just as long as it's not the US doing it."

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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New Fuel Rules

Fuel efficiency rules aimed at advanced vehicles. Also more severe penalties for those alcoholics siphoning off gasohol.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Fewer Unemployed Giving Up?

New claims for unemployment benefits drop slightly as less people jumping off buildings.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Obama to leave the Presidency

Barack Obama, 44th President of the USA, will resign from his post effective noon tomorrow. "I hate all those long dinners" he declared. Obama prefers southern fat fried chicken. Pass the KFC bucket.

written by whatinthe world, 01 April 2010
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New Gov. Departments #8

New Government departments most didn't realize were in the new health care bill: Citizens Rewards Dept. For Those Squealing On Tea Party.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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New Gov. Departments #6

New Government departments most didn't realize were in the new health care bill: Dept. For Public Whippings Under New Sharia Law Enforcement.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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New Gov Department #5

New Government departments most didn't realize were in the new health care bill: Department For New Islamic USA.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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New Gov. Departments #4

New Government departments most didn't realize were in the new health care bill: Committee For Back-Pay For TheSpoof Writers.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Obama weaseling out of office

US President Barack Obama will hand in the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He says that Michelle has threatened to burn down the White House if he refuses to resign. Pass the fire extinguisher.

written by whatinthe world, 01 April 2010
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New Gov. Departments #3

New Government departments most didn't realize were in the new health care bill: Dept. of Pork Barrel Spending For Democrats Only.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Scientists find wonder drug that cures canker sores

Critics argue that the drug has only been tested on mice. As one critic put it: "If you are a mouse with a canker sore we have a treatment for you."

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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New Government Departments #2

New Government departments most didn't realize were in the new health care bill: Bureau of Chinese & Indian Doctors Hired To Replace American Doctors Who Quit.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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New Government Departments

New Government departments most didn't realize were in the new health care bill: Dept. Which Half The Country Now Belonging to China.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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"First night of risqué burlesque show gets out of hand"

One wonders in what way.

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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Barack Obama resigning in protest

US President Barack Obama will resign from his post effective noon tomorrow. He said that the food and lodgings in the White House are third rate and he could do better at People's Palace. Good luck.

written by whatinthe world, 01 April 2010
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Thank Goodness!

Obama administration says they will not raise taxes to pay huge national debt, but will place a 5% government cashing fee on all company checks.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Obama wants out...now

Washington, Thursday. President Barack Obama will resign the presidency effective noon tomorrow. He says that Joe Biden is impossible to work with and can't stop his habitual cussing. Take that Joe.

written by whatinthe world, 01 April 2010
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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #4

"I just realized Rupert Murdoch is just a dirty old man interested only in my looks, and therefore, I am no longer going to take any more of his dirty money."

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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Obama has had enough!

Barack Obama will resign the US Presidency at noon tomorrow to go play golf with Tiger Woods in Dubais. He's heard that the women are loose and free there and Tiger is a great chick magnet!

written by whatinthe world, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #72

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Curious Cas Of Benjamin's Mutton"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #71

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Wild Hunch!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #70

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Best Steer Of Our Lives"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Census Has Personal Questions

Return rate for census is high in region, on everything from beer conferences to paint huffing.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Good Exercise

Nepalese Sherpa to climb Everest for 20th time. "It's part of doctor's advice to keep the old ticker going!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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President Not Making Much Headway Against Gangs

DC police look to stop shooting paybacks; 5 dead. Officers say they hope the drug gang war doesn't spill over into White House.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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"Bad Luck?"

Custom may explain dumping of dead babies in China. So far, that hasn't yet been adopted here.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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New Tougher Policies

Pope sees sex scandal as test; If bell attached to privates rings while new priests view photos, they will be disqualified.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Go Figure

Which States Pay Highest Overall Gas Prices? The one with the most drivers, of course.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Phantom Interview

Palin, Fox News, LL Cool J tangle over phantom interview. The Phantom to be on Good Morning America today.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Floodwaters Recede

New England floodwaters recede, but danger remains as icebergs come in from the north.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Pope On Sex Scandal

Pope sees sex scandal as test; bishops urge reform. "We've got to keep these priests zipped up!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#19 Shakin' my groove thing?

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About:

#18 Things going swimmingly?

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #3

"I just realized how much I hate tea, and have decided to quit the Tea Party."

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #2

"I just realized I am not presidential material, and instead want to buy a Harley and travel the Alaska wilderness with Todd forever."

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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Sarah Palin has Epiphany #1

"I just realized that I am never going to win a major election, so instead, I want to go to Haiti and help the poor folks who so desperately need it."

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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President Obama Rewards Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi Big Time

by signing a bill that gives each of their home states of Nevada and California, respectively, $100 billion dollars each to do with as they may as long as the money goes toward social programs.

written by Charpa93, 01 April 2010
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Britain's Longest Running Argument Enters Fifth Day

Two British people who cannot let anyone have the last word entered a fifth day of argument today with them both saying, "talk to the hand". This one could run and run.

written by politicalpop, 01 April 2010
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Politician Lie Free Day

For this first day of the second quarter, all politicians of the world have vowed not to lie. For an entire day!

written by J.K. Baltzersen, 01 April 2010
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Spoof News to Be Taken Seriously

All news at The Spoof today is to be taken seriously as the the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

written by J.K. Baltzersen, 01 April 2010
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Thin LIZZY - simply the best

see supra - RIP Phil.

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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Liberal Left Wing Democrat Sues Doctor for Malpractice

A lawsuit charges that the surgeon removed the entire "Asshole" instead of only the Hemorrhoids!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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San Francisco CA to take in 5 Billion People

A solution to the world's economic problems has been found. The Mayor of SF invited 5 billion of the world's population to his city. House Speaker Pelosi to personally provide transportation costs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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We Live in Interesting Times

A group of Gay Rights Activists surrounded the Westboro Baptist Church in KS, expressing their first amendment rights about Church members! The activists carried signs that read "Support The Troops!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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It's Official

The EPA has verified that Democratic far left wing liberal loons shit does indeed stink!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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Message from Alpha Centauri

A message from large business owners on planets circling the star Alpha Centauri to President Obama has been decoded. It says "Let my people do Capitalism!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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"Spot the Left Wing Loonies"

Frothing at the mouth left wing protesters, professing to know all the answers, have been seen in California! Schwarzenegger asks Obama for federal aid to isolate the rabid bats causing the epidemic.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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You're Kidding, Right!

President Obama resigns, VP Joe Biden retires and House Speaker Pelosi becomes president. April fool!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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Phony Intellectual Left Wing Liberals Ignore the First Amendment

Code Pink, rabid environmentalists, PETA, zero growth nuts and SF CA Democratic far left liberals missed their elementary school classes on free speech applying to everyone, not just themselves!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 April 2010
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President Obama 'in the groove'

US businesses say the biggest impediment to hiring more workers is their fear of future taxes.

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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Heather Mills - Smoked and Kippered

Nanny claims 'abuse of power' and overbearingness because her boss asked her to pass her a plate of cooked kipper. "It was dead - I was appalled that she asked me to do that".

written by Tcoah, 01 April 2010
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Smoke, Eat Our Way Out!

California Tax Commission states that legalizing marijuana would bring in over a billion and a half dollars. That and a tax on munchies would get state out of debt!

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Sponsored By!

President Obama to name Blue Ribbon Panel to oversee the next Pabst Beer Conference.

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #62

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Good, The Bed & The Ugly!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #69

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Brief, On Counter!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #68

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "A Cigar Named Desire"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #67

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Ed's Wood"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #65

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Children Of Kin"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movies #66

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Princess's Pride"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #64

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Incredible Edibles!"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #63

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Asphalt Jingle"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #61

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Requiem For An Old Queen"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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New Paris Hilton Movie #60

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Log Day Afternoon"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #59

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Adult Toy Story"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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Paris Hilton Movie #58

After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Big Lapboneski"

written by Bureau, 01 April 2010
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