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Wife's Body In Freezer

A Las Vegas man who confessed to killing his wife hid her body in a freezer for two years, police said Friday. "It took awhile but this cold case is solved", states police chief.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Bunny Hop Pics Destroyed

President Obama's personal guards destroy all films and pics of President doing the Bunny Hop while visiting seniors in Florida. "He has two left thumpers", says one old Republican.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Grandfather Makes Commitment.

Seventy-Six-year-old goth grandfather had his ears, walker and bag dyed black.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Superman Moving

Al Gore announced today that Superman has had to move his Fortress of Solitude to Mars due to global warming.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Bigfoot Identified - Shit Found In Washington State

Scientists followed an Andrex trail from a giant toilet in the NW woods. A young Bigfoot was found wound in tissue, suffocated at the end of the roll. "He may have been playing" says Dr Bob Hope, UCLA

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 September 2009
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Two WalMarts Close In Nashville

Two WalMart Stores closed in Nashville, Tn. over the weekend, the first time that has ever happened. WalMart blames the closings on the opening of two new Super Walmarts in North & East Nashville.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Sunny days shi'ite weather

Muslims are infatuated with bingo. It's not because they actually enjoy it they just can't be arsed to make the pilgrimage to the holy land, and opting for the Mecca Bingo in Stockton On Tees

written by garry welsh, 21 September 2009
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American Investors Turn To Grandpa Withers!

What do leading financial advisers on Wall Street advise for individuals in 2010 after current recession? "Inherit every penny you can!"

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Bush Defends Cheney

Former president Bush says any investigation into Dick Cheney activities are pure politics. "It's nothing more than a temple in a teapot!"

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Going Whole Hog!

New health study reveals that lard is better for you than trans fats. Hundreds of trans fats farmers switch back to raising hogs.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Rolling Stone Names Rolling Stones

The Rolling Stone Magazine names Bob Dylan's "Like A Rolling Stone" #1 single of all time. The all-time greatest group: The Rolling Stones!

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Death of a sales pitch

Kellogg released their new Blueberry Muffin Caramel Chocolate Brownie Swirl Pop-Tarts today, in a continued effort to make their product taste like everything except Pop-Tarts.

written by BCShow, 21 September 2009
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Hit The Road

Tires from China recalled after one US inspector reported that the bad tires could lead to "a chain reaction that could destroy our whole planet." Still another stated, "Tires are below standards."

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Yes We Can!

In one of five TV interviews yesterday, President Obama was asked if his new health care plan included help for village idiots wandering into town halls.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Theater Wiped Out

A blonde bombshell has went off after walking over an open air vent that forced her dress up over her head, revealing huge belt of explosives instead of boobs.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Negotitions Difficult

Kurds, Turks, Palestinians, Shiites, Sunnis, Afghanistan, Israel, Iran, Pakistan, Taliban begin "extremely difficult" negotiations. First, there are a few religious clarifications.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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US throw Atomic bomb at Afghanistan!

The US have admitted failure in Afghanistan, thrown a "nuke" at the shithole and claimed victory! Burnt Taliban turbans littered the sky whilst Bin Laden vowed "an even bigger FATWAH on the US" Oops!

written by Jaggedone, 21 September 2009
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Bush Critical Of Obama

Former president George W. Bush has accused Barack Obama of not taking enough time off. "That indicates to the enemy that you're scared shitless", states Bush, now on permanent vacation.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Not About Race!

Criticism of Obama 'Not about race,' says new poll of white people! "It's about having one of "those people" in the White House."

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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"You Lie!"

Former President Jimmy Carter became very upset during the TV interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad when the Iranian President stated that Mr. Peanut never existed.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Mahmoud Headspin

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sat down with Ann Curry for an Interview on the "Today" show. He said that he invented the "headspin" for football games & proceeded to show Curry who nearly broke her neck.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Crows Are Amazing

Crows remarkable abilities once again impress scientists as the first crow was launched into earth's orbit this morning. Will come down Friday into nest in the Rockies.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Dug Up ACORN Info

"Brown Throat" who added info to secret films revealing secret ACORN activities, thought to be one Rocky J. Squirrel, retired actor.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Kayne Wins Emmy

Kayne West won an Emmy last night for "Person Who Made The Biggest Ass of Himself During Live TV Show".

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Escaped Maniac Found Riding "The Maniac's Escape"

Crazed killer who got away from officials at park caught this morning as he staggered from 200th ride on roller coaster.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Japanese Tourists Attacked By Bear

Pictured: The terrifying moment bear savages nine people at a bus stop in Japan. Picture taken by park ranger.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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New Viagra-Type Cream

Anti-impotence lotion that offers instant results and no side-effects will be ready in ten years. Worked 9 out of 10 times with rats, Madoff's cellmate.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Fire Brigade union to give up helping firemen

The Fire Brigade Workers Union has decided to stop helping its members as it has found that meddling in international affairs is much more enjoyable.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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Fred the Shrek to sue former bank manager

It was announced in fairyland today that Fred the Shrek is suing Fred the Shred for bringing his name into disrepute.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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Be Sure to Check

Worshipers at the church at Our Lady Of The Nudist Colony told to be sure to "Wipe their ass!' before sitting in Pew.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Mark & Spencer Walk Out

Bishop says Church 'needs to shed Marks & Spencer image and attract Aldi worshippers, those from WallyMart Faith to sit on the wide benches.'


written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Police 60% Male?

Police forces failing to record 40 per cent of rape claims. Insist that victims go through reenactment.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Middle Class Hit Hard

Middle class students to be hit with higher fees, fewer grants and bigger loan repayments. "Why not add 'handful of shit?"asks one.


written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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We're Not Paying!

Families living in £1m homes face 'mansion tax' under radical plans unveiled by Liberal Democrats. Several indigents object from over 40 mansions where they are squatters.



written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Thief Magician Missing

Magician Brian Hasteteller, accused of owing millions accused of staging his own disappearance.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Struggling author hits rock bottom

William Hurt, 22, committed suicide Sunday after finding himself writing fanfiction for his own books in an effort to try to get someone to read them.

written by BCShow, 21 September 2009
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Man's halftime marriage proposal based on references to "Oregon Trail"

Ella Whitmore, 27, was stunned and dismayed to watch the words: "You are the ox that pulls the wagon of my heart. Let's ford the river of love together!" appear on the Jumbotron on Sunday.

written by BCShow, 21 September 2009
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Petrol price drops by over 40p a litre.

Great news for drivers as the price of petrol plummeted today.........in Saudi Arabia.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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Famous journalist retires

A famous journalist from the Guardian Newspaper has today retired from journalism and gone to write for the Sun.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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New electric eco-car fails government test

The new eco-car from British carmaker Reliant failed in tests today when the weight of the electric cable drum broke the car's suspension.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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RSPCA new claim about dogs

The RSPCA officially acknowledged today that dogs cannot bark underwater.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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New health hazard discovered in connection with coal

Former UK miner's leader Arthur Scargill was today officially deemed as a health hazard and will now have to carry a health warning.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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X Factor Winner announced

The winner of the 2009 X-Factor title has been leaked two months in advance as a piece of plywood from East Sussex.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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UK government bans weather

The weather has been banned from the UK as the government can't slap a tax on it.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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Chancellor to tax rich

the Chancellor has declared that he injtends to tax the rich because the poor have no money.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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UK Postal Strike Called Off

The proposed UK postal strike has been called off due to ballot papers not arriving having been posted first class last week.

written by Steddyeddy, 21 September 2009
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Indians Reject Redskins.

Native Americans say they are embarrassed by sports teams calling themselves Redskins, Indians, especially after the way those teams have been playing.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Boxers To Donate Brains

Many of world's leading boxers say they will donate brains to science for study of effects of concussion. George Foreman states "We were already brain-damaged or we wouldn't have entered the sport."

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Many Consider Suicide

Eight million Americans consider suicide each year, usually around Holidays when in-laws overstay their welcome. Twenty million consider homicide.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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We All Scream

Ben & Jerry's battles Häagen-Dazs by hiring more screamers for their ice cream than opponent.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Iran Leader Refuses To Read Truth

Ahdminejade wrong about there being no holocaust, according to Snopes.Com.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Dementia, Hee Hee Hee, Underestimated

The future global burden of Alzheimer's and other types of dementia has been underestimated, say UK experts. Points out Serena Williams, Kayce West outbursts last week.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Thai King Stable In Hospital

Thailand king stable in hospital. Over 200 patients moved out so over one hundred horses can be moved in.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Spirit Airlines Fined

DOT to fine Spirit Airlines up to $375,000. Say they served too many spirits during flights.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Wizard In Hi-Def

'Wizard of Oz' goes hi-definition for 70th anniversary. May be able to see Tin Man's tooter.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Swine Flu Shots About ready

CDC: First swine flu vaccines may be either nasal spray or having a shot from a needle used by vets on horses. Depending if you're a masochist or into huffing.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Swamp Gas Again

UFO's reported in Louisiana said to be swamp gas released from school kids having farting contest in nearby swamp.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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UFO Was Rocket Launch?

NASA says it successfully launched a rocket in Virginia as an experiment, and the blast may have caused dozens of people to report seeing strange lights in the sky. People say lights were there first.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Marine Faking Wound

Marine charged with faking war wounds for gain. Claimed small penis had part of it shot off by sniper.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Calling The Weird News

An insane killer was recaptured Sunday, three days after he slipped away from the staff of a mental institution during a trip to a county fair. Staff members now declared insane also.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Wine Into More Groceries

Coalition is again red-eyeing wine sales in grocery stores. We need to reach the bum market with cheaper wine, states one bum present, from over in the corner.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Cowboys Lose Home Opener

The Dallas Cowboys lost the opener in their new stadium in Dallas as players stop to watch cheerleaders on new giant screen.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Emmy Awards

Tina Fey took the stage to acknowledge a guest actor Emmy she received for her Sarah Palin impersonation on "Saturday Night Live" plus Al Franken got one for impersonating a US Senator.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Aspirin A Jekyll/Hyde Effect

Researchers: Aspirin cuts colon cancer risk, holes into the lining of you stomach, esophagus, chances of heart attacks. You pays your money & you takes your chances.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Adminejade Denies It's Happening

Report: 35 million-plus worldwide have dementia, even a larger percentage in world leaders.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Help On The Way

House moves to extend unemployment benefits plus supplement the little paid to employees at WallyMart.

written by Bureau, 21 September 2009
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Graduates To Pay More Income Tax

Student Union leadership says there is no chance that students will avoid the tax by leaving unversity just before graduation.

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 September 2009
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Red Rag Inoffensive Says Colour Blind Bull

Bullfighters sacked a colour-blind bull in Spain after it refused to be riled by a red rag.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 21 September 2009
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Ex-President Bush Promises Quick Response To Hurricane Katrina

Former US President George W. Bush has promised an rapid emergency response to Hurricane Katrina. Team expected in New Orleans any day now to deal with aftermath of 2005 natural disaster.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 21 September 2009
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King Size Beds The Norm In Dallas Hospital As Number Of Obese Patients Rise

King size beds have replaced single beds in a Dallas hospital because most patients are obese. The hospital bought cranes, a winch and a scissor lift after nurses complained of back pain.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 21 September 2009
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New Vitamin Supplement

Vegans are all upset about a new vitamin supplement that contains cow's milk, which adds 25 years to the human life span.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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Chicken Joke

How do you tell a PETA raised chicken from a fresh chicken? The PETA raised chicken says "Cluck Cluck," while the fresh chicken says "your mother wears Army shoes!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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Recognizing an Ersatz Liberal

Before age 65: "We must reform Social Security, reduce Medicare costs and provide health care coverage for everyone." After 65: "You touch my entitlements and I break your fingers!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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Thank the Iranian Ladies

US Iran foreign policy is working. Large groups of Iranian young women raised on satellite TV/Internet reject Islamic dress for tight jeans, low-cut tops and strapless dresses. Mullahs going spastic!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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People of New York!

Rev. Sharpton speaks to Gov. Paterson of NY about his re-election bid, with concern that Democrats do what is best for Special Interest groups. Was he advising Gov. Paterson to drop out is unknown?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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Government Spending

Left wing liberal loons imply government run DoD spends too much money. Yet these same loons are calling for big government run health care, which will make Pentagon spending look like chump change!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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Reincarnation

Is Ann Coulter actually Ayn Rand reincarnated?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Defined

Iranian protesters view President Ahmadinejad as a pretender, after his fraudulent election. President Obama views Ahmadinejad as a negotiator and Russian Prime Minister Putin uses him as a pawn.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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New Passport Requirements

Passports are now required to go from the USA to Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean. The US Department of State is considering a similar proposal for traffic between the Blue and Red states!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2009
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