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Don't Ya'll Believe It!

Eastern Kentucky teenager in smashed up Chevy says that painting tunnels on mountainside doesn't work in real life.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Picking Up Points

Dow Jones averages, Cher's newest set of breasts up nearly ten percent since this time last year.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Gore Denies Rumors

Al Gore says he does not believe in revenge and had nothing whatsoever to do with Ralph Nader being deported to Lebanon.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Limberger Heads

Rush Limbaugh tells radio audience that cutting taxes for the rich upper classes would prevent global warming, Swine Flu outbreak.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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They're Heeerrreee!!

Governor Schwarzenegger seen lighting more fires, talking to beings in silver spacesuits.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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The Lynndie Posters

New Lynndie England posters over men's restroom urinals "Watch where you're pointing that thing!" having a positive effect.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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"Police Over There Again, Martha!"

Neighbors say that gay couple were a lot quieter, nicer before getting married.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Fed Fed Too Much

There's a rumor about that says Kevin Federline may be dropped as spokesperson for The Beverly Hills Diet.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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FEMA Ready This Time

FEMA gets ready for extra-cold winter, helping out in Swine Flu epidemic they are calling: Project Winehouse!

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Kentuckian Hits Jackpot!

Kentucky winner of $4 million seven-state jackpot says he's spending all that jack on pot!

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Behind That Tree

Home Security Department: Remember, schools are back in session. Be on the watch for the little tykes, as several are armed to the teeth & ready to blow!

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Ono, That Really Stinks

Yet another old tape of the Beatles has been found behind a false wall at the old unofficial Apple HQ's, this time George, Paul, John & Ringo are having a farting contest, eventually won by Yoko Ono.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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We All Have Our Weaknesses

Fort Worth, Texas man, after failing with flowers, big box of candy and a nice dinner out, succeeds with small pistol.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Could Be a Record!

Giant burrowing cockroach may set record for world's largest insect. Keepers are rushing it to Atlanta prison to see if it outweighs Madoff.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Can't Believe Anything Anymore

Apparently, story last week about husband holding "I Cheated" sign, UFO's landing in New England, were both a hoax.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Talk About Excuses

Whitney Houston blames voice-cracking performance on Oprah. Says she made her talk too much on talk show. Apparently she wasn't expecting to have to talk.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Checked His Prints

Florida man born without arms says bank would not let him cash check because he couldn't give thumbprint. "So I asked them to pull down my pants & lead me to the copier!"

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Already Being Done

Critics decry White House 'indoctrination' plan calling on schools to teach kids more about Obama. "Oh we've been teaching about that idiot already", says Bowling Green, Ky. teacher.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Sawyer Takes Over

Diane Sawyer will take over ABC's nightly news anchor duties when Charlie Gibson retires from "World News" at the end of this year. "I can't take this lying anymore", stated Gibson.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Not Cords Needed

CNN reports electronics such as phones & laptops may start shedding their power cords within a year. "Tables may float around, knocks on the walls, voice of long dead relatives: "You not married yet?"

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Not Me This Time

Obama hating preacher prays for his death. "Not me this time", says Jesse Jackson. "Besides, I just said I'd like to cut his nuts off."

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Special On Rethreads Also

Super WalMart announces super rollback on condoms of all brands, colors and sizes.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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One Of These Days, Alice!

Sexy 25-year-old secretary shows up two hours late and receives the "The last time I'm Going to tell you" speech fo the 64th time.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Southern European/Asian/African bogs f*****g stink!

Holiday makers returning from their hols in the sun are becoming ill, the amount of shit, bog paper, and urinal stench in overflowing public bogs, f*****G STINKS!

written by Jaggedone, 02 September 2009
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Bush fires burn Californians butts

The wrath of God knows no limits, even the pretty people in Bollywood are feeling the fiery brimstones, their silicone implants are melting by the second!

written by Jaggedone, 02 September 2009
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Northwest Goes Green, Kaboom!

Northwest Airlines estimate they will save millions of dollars a year after planes begin cruising at 600 feet.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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"Never Needed No Drivers Lisins"

Police stop eastern Kentucky family coming into the big city of Bear Wallow to see if they had a drivers license. But as soon as window rolled down, coughed out "Forget it!" & goes back to patrol car.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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"I Was Trying To Correct Myself!"

Bi-polar guy arrested after driving the right way on the wrong side of the Interstate, then the wrong way on the right side, causing seventeen police car pile-up.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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SS Surplus That Never Existed, Gone!

Congress wants to know where the Social Security surplus went. "In 2000 we took the best two weeks income & used that for 100 years. It was right there on paper in the safe, now someone has erased it!

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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The Kind Way To Go

Florida replaces electric chair with electric sex doll to go along with prisoners last meal.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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He's A Goner

US Treasury Department admits that in all the hassle over clunkers, bailouts, etc they have misplaced over a trillion dollars, Treasury Department second-in-command.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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See How They Like That!

Three well-equipped, barely dressed women he hired, show up to join family in waving goodbye to grinning Grandfather Moneybags.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Know What We Mean

Parents/Teachers Association demand that the magazine "Huffing Glue & Other Cheap Teen Hobbies" be closed down or they will glue the shit out of them...that should be "sue the glue out of them!"

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Write On, Man!

Mystery writer who is determined to get first mystery published forced to declare Chapter 11, before completing chapter 22.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Clone Clinic Blown

FBI says they believe illegal immigrants were ones that blew up cloning clinic, fearing clones would work for food only in the near future.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Scientists Make Breakthrough?

Scientist says that on his day off, his fellow workers must have made final breakthrough on never aging, never needing Viagra study. They had all disappeared by the time he made it back to work.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Obama Gets Extra Vacation.

Obama to get two extra weeks vacation as President sends her on two week vacation for "2011" Mother's Day. Already one Mother's Day ahead.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Say It Ain't So, Barbie

Barbie's image tarnished after being spotted with "Vibrator Man" at New York hot spot!

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Old Used As Bait

Scientists say huge fish may have been early man's source of food as old and useless used for bait...much like today's health plans.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Gaddafi Honors Scotland

Lockerbie: Gaddafi honours Scotland with pipers at 40th anniversary party to thank them for Megrahi's release, by playing, "Muckin' o' Geordie's Byre".

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Wheelie Bin Protocol

£500 fine if you put out wheelie bin on the wrong day, your wheelie bin has a wobbly wheel, or one which is squeaking.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Keeping A Log

Council workers get two days' extra pay to cover the time it takes to get to their floor while on elevator, time spent on commode before any "action" begins.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Action Too Late

Two bloggers from Azerbaijan are facing up to five years in jail after posting a video of a donkey giving a news conference on YouTube, after Pelosi, Reid objections. "Trying to make Jackasses of us!"

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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It's All In HOW They Do It

Startled pigeons might not appear to epitomise the wonder of evolution, but a study has discovered that the birds can communicate with their wings, shitting on only certain parts of statues.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Aussies really Growing

Australian growth beats forecasts as some kangaroos now the size of Tyrannosaurus Rex.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Stalin Grandson Defends Grandpa

Grandson sues to clear Stalin over killings. "Only killed one million, not twenty million!"

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Swine Flu Overcomes Weaker Flu

Study: Swine flu easily overtakes other weaker strains such as the Puny-Feeling Flu.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Disney Buys Marvel

Disney purchases Marvel Comics. Look for "Spiderman Versus Captain Hook" in near future. Also, "The Incredible Tinkerbell"

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Economy On Rebound

Obama: Manufacturing growth, much lower population from Swine Flu a good sign for the economy.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Combating Pilot Fatigue

New rules coming to fight pilots' fatigue includes occasion slight shock in pilots seat, AFLAC duck recording every 10 minutes.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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"Swine Flu Fall" Coming

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Wednesday that people should expect "a big influx" of swine flu cases this fall and prepare as best they can", from remote island in the Pacific.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Ripper Reving Up

Thousands flee as Hurricane Jack The Ripper gathers strength out in the Atlantic. Meteorologists questioned over name.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Pelosi Pissed

Nancy Pelosi mad as she suddenly spots "Remove malignant Pelosi from office on bottom small letter on page 12,878 of health care bill.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Reuters Cameraman Still Being Held

A year on, Reuters cameraman still held by U.S. army as the Reuter could be a Swine Flu "Carrier".

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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WalMart Runner-Up Wearing Five Shirts, Soiled Pants

People of Walmart: Site Mocks Worst-Dressed Customers. "Hard to choose over 100,000,000 entries says judge.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Fire Away

Weather aids California fire crew as local weathermen draw huge rain clouds on their maps, repeat chant they were taught, but battle not over.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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UN reports sharp drop in Afgan Opium

UN says the drop was caused by unfavourable weather and the locals not working hard enough. Supply should be back to normal next year.

written by Frank Miller, 02 September 2009
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A True Lefty

Man on the street refuses to comment on Ted Kennedy's death until after he hears what Springsteen, Mellencamp and Neil Young think about it.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Hurricane Warning

Hurricane Claudette has filed a complaint with OSHA that Hurricane Bill followed her through the Caribbean.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 02 September 2009
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Well Hot Dog

Agents from the ASPCA waiting to question man whose German Shepherd dog tried to carry him back inside burning house three times.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Disney Purchases Marvel Comics

Wall Street is apprehensive about Disney's purchase of Marvel Comics. Will the action heroes Iron Man, Spider-Man, X-Men and Captain America morph into a mouse, a duck, a dog and an elephant?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 02 September 2009
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Returning Astronaut

After 18 months on the space station, returning rookie astronaut makes successful landing on commode on only his third try.

written by Bureau, 02 September 2009
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Rehab and detox clinics overwhelmed as Gmail crashes.

Millions of people who use Gmail entered rehab programs the past 24 hours seeking relief from withdrawls after being without the highly addictive e-mail service for a few hours yesterday and today.

written by anchochilly, 02 September 2009
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