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Well, That's One Problem Solved

Tabloid Expose: Obama slipped in and out of Haiti to visit Madame Handi recently to try to get Catagory 5 Hurricane to hit Guantanamo.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Letterman Catting Around

Cat rescued from a hot tin roof in the New Orleans flood adopted by David Letterman.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Nothing's Changed

Cindy Sheehan arrested again outside White House after shouting "Nothing's Changed!" Obama asks her back for a beer conference.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Second Disney/Marvel Movie Planned

The second new combination movie coming out after Disney's purchase of Marvel Comics? "Daredevil And Sidekick MaGoo Battle The Cyclops!"

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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"We Should Talk This Over!"

President Obama says that the Olympic committee could yet change their minds about Chicago after talking to his friend, Giuseppe "Lucky" Delucci.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Oceans Cooling Takes Awhile

New study by the UN says that the ocean's warming and rise over the world's coastlands might take two million years to recover, "one if we're lucky."

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Obama Appeals To Hollywood

President Obama turning to Hollywood for health reform help! "There are no sicker people than those in Hollywood", states President.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Detroit Needs Stimulating

Thousands Line Up For Stimulus Money in Detroit, including members of the Detroit Tigers and Lions major league ball teams.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Afghan War At Stage 3

Afghanistan War has been upgraded to a catagory Stage 3 as more US and British troops apparently headed for the region.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Bob Barker's Judgement

Today in the Truth Tattler Bob Barker stated that David Letterman should be turned over to the Taliban.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Nader Confesses Also

After last week confession of David Letterman, Ralph Nader stated today that he's never had a woman in his entire life!

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Letterman Still Hilarious

Dave Letterman kept his audience in hysterics last night by announcing that he had given his women staff names for each day of the week, ran over a bunny & sent Leno to the bottom of the East River.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Woman Get The Worst Hangovers

New study shows that women are much more likely to get "hangovers" after heavy drinking, which they usually send packing first thing the next morning.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Americans Exercizing More

According to yesterday's article in the New York Gazzette Times, as unemployment rises Americans getting more exercise. Mostly, they're running down former bosses and beating the shit out of them.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Nigeria Joins Space Race!

Nigeria says it's first huge rocket ready to go just as soon as the last 5,000 space adventurers send in their final $10,000 payments.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Other Ring Besides One Around Uranus

After last years huge discovery of a ring around Uranus, scientists have now discovered an even greater one around Saturn. "Mostly made up of rocks, dirt, lost socks" says Professor.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Kentucky Once Grew Lots Of Hemp

Kentucky Governor says he might try marijuana if legalized as Kentucky once grew a lot of hemp. "But only the prime weed, the good shit, without those fillers from like you get from Central America."

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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The Bust Bowl

More and more people are leaving the state of California according to a study in the Truth Tattler. "If Governor Schwarzenegger can't grope here, who can?" asks one family in loaded down Hummer.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Bin Laden Issues New Threat

In a newly released video, Osama Bin Laden says that he has developed a strain of Cockroach Flu that he threatens to release upon the western countries if they do not leave Iraq & Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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The Bush Kabash!

The present leaders in Iraq say they may sue for US troops to stay there as they may be the only mid-eastern country not in the process of developing nuclear weapons.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Not According To Intelligence

Iran has announced to the world at the UN that they are making nuclear bombs. However, Intelligence from the US, Britain and France have announced that it is not so.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Liz Taylor asks her fans to pray for her, there are only 2 left!

Liz Taylor after revealing to the world she must undergo open heart surgery asked he 2 remaining living fans to pray for her, her mingy dog and Whacko Latoya Jacko, God ignored them both!

written by Jaggedone, 07 October 2009
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Rwandan mass murderer gets his spelling wrong!

A recently arrested Hutu machette mass murderer has admitted slaughtering 750000 "Tootsies", his motive was he thought Tootsies were all GAY, unfortunately he spelt Tootsy instead of TUTSI!

written by Jaggedone, 07 October 2009
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Bush Remembers 9/11

Former President Bush fondly recalled 9/11/2001. "I'll never forget the looks on those kids faces as I read to them", Bush recalled.

written by NickFun, 07 October 2009
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Still Another Check-Up

Millions of American families receive telephone calls at dinner time to check to see if "Do Not Call" programs still running smoothly.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Glad That's Finally Cleared Up

Former president George W. Bush says he did not mean that there were WMD's in Iraq, that he was sending WMD's down on Iraq, after 9/11.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Gitmo Back In Headlines!

Critics of Guantanamo base up in arms once again as sous-chef walks out after discovery of headless waiter.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Sounds Different, But Still Funny

Television sitcoms finally move from canned laughter to laughter over cell phones.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Odd Noises At White House!

Former VP Dick Cheney and family say they will spend their vacation this year in Dick's undisclosed location, which Obama people still haven't found.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Obama Calls For End To Leaks

The White House calls for an end to leaks. Everyone will be frisked by attendants before heading into bathroom stalls.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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More British Troops Head For War

500 more British troops to be sent to Afghanistan as Obama rules out withdrawal, still screwing around.


written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Romo Knew It Was 4th Down!

Tony Romo really can count to four, at least the Dallas Cowboys say so. "He held up three fingers to show offensive line that 4 comes after 3", states offensive coach.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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DOT Releases Delay Lists

DOT releases airline delay list for August. Also, predictions for December? You don't want to know!

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Where's The Next Boom?

Where's the next boom? Maybe in 'cleantech', maybe in Iran, perhaps, North Korea!

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Poodle Dogs Circling The Earth

Rich circus clown man says space trip worth $35 million, especially releasing of 100 balloon poodle dogs into space.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Telescope Really Bringing In Details

NASA telescope discovers giant ring around Saturn, giant unmarried square living off his parents, jobless, still at home in Fresno.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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It's A Start!

Vaccinations begin in the United States as first five doses finally available!

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Pirates Up Ante

Somali pirates attack French military vessels, taking some 10,000 prisoners.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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How Big Is Staff?

Separating fact from fiction regarding the size of Michelle Obama's staff difficult, but Barack Obama's staff is even harder.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Pants Predict Problems?

Can your pants size predict your cancer risk? Specialists say it doesn't cost you anything to ask them.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Nicknamed: Polanski's Plastic

Plastics Chemical Tied to aggression in young girls and the old Hollywood-type farts that encourage them to use it.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Anna Nicole Smith Plot!

AP: Anna Nicole Smith investigated in murder plot! "As far as we can tell, she's still 'plotting'" say police.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Quite A Chemistry Breakthrough

2 Americans, 1 Israeli, all women win Nobel chemistry prize after all three's daughters marry doctors.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Health Care Still Has Pulse

AP Poll: Health care overhaul has a pulse but still in critical condition as President paces the hospital floor.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Half of Irish airline AirLingus to be sold

Lord Rupert Air, who owns half of Air Lingus is to sell his half to Irish entrepreneur Patrick Cuni. His partner Ryan Lingus said, "We'll change the airline's name appropriately".

written by Frank Miller, 07 October 2009
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Iraqi Shoe Thrower Had It Rough

Iraq man who threw both his shoes at President Bush and served six months in jail tells western reporters reporters that the jailers really "socked it to me"!

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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The future's so bright

Several dentists have started to wear dark glasses while working. Patients' teeth are getting so white that they are causing excessive glare.

written by Nate John Won, 07 October 2009
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New Welsh spring water now on sale

Welsh water ELBI-LLUG is claimed to have healing properties. Established European companies declare that the 'natural goodness' in this case includes sheep droppings, and warns public not to be NAÏVE.

written by Nate John Won, 07 October 2009
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Rapped Up & Buried

For the first time ever there are no living rap artists who have a song currently in the top 20 rap sales.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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Mormons Helped Home

Newly converted naive Mormon family are helped by the US state department to get home after attempting their first trip to Mecca.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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NYC Cracking Down

New York City's Mayor Bloomberg orders police to put an end to young thug's Wino Bowling in the alley ways.

written by Bureau, 07 October 2009
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