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Breaking News - Footy - Home Internationals On Again!

Following the cancellation of the British Home Championship games by the English FA the Scottish FA will reinstate their rivalry and have invited England to Hampden on Tartan Day April 6th 2010.

written by iscrivener, 03 October 2009
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Archaeologists Uncover Witch-Scaring Bottle

Archaeologists in Staffordshire have unearthed a 17th-century 'witch-scaring' bottle in a car park. They know this because one of their colleagues is actually a witch and she was frightened to death!

written by IN SEINE, 03 October 2009
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Ex-Presidents Give Their Poodles Away

Ex-president Jacques Chirac has given away his poodle, Sumo because it has attacked him for the third time. Meanwhile, ex-president Bush has given away his poodle, Tony Blair for no reason at all!

written by IN SEINE, 03 October 2009
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X Factor bummery question mark rocks the show !

C**ts John & Edward off the X factor deny that their hair was caused by an encounter with one of Louis Walsh's Vulcanised Anal Fists, "'tis spunk that holds it up and nothing but" they quipped today.

written by Ulver, 03 October 2009
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Reason discovered why Chicago lost Olympics bid

The IOC threw out the 400,000 new voters illegally registered by ACORN.

written by Jalapenoman, 03 October 2009
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No!

What part of no doesn't Congress understand with respect to health, etc? Democratic left liberals can't seem to get the concept, that the American people don't want a federal option in their lives.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2009
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President Obama's Trip to Denmark

Crew members were seen loading pastry boxes aboard Air Force One. An unidentified crew chief let it slip that "the president just couldn't find a decent Danish pastry shop in Washington DC."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2009
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Soaked Breaking News

Environmentalists released a report today. They find that both coasts of the USA & all of Western Europe has been underwater since March 2008. Also Polar Bears have been spotted eating pigs in Iowa.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2009
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Who's Tax Money?

Liberal Roz: Health care, environmental, & new federal programs are paid for by the rich, but there isn't enough money! Liberal Marge: A middle class tax increase? Liberal Roz: Let's join the GOP.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2009
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The Mailman Rings Twice

TV host Mailman denied he had two affairs with a former Alaska governor!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2009
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International Stickball Committee Meets

President Obama traveled to Brooklyn NY, via AMTRAC, to meet with the heads of the ISC to bring the 2010 games to Chicago. Chicago IL, Brooklyn NY, Los Angeles CA and Biloxi MS are being considered.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2009
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Chicago will Recover

The IOC decision to select Rio de Janeiro Brazil to host the 2016 Olympics was possibly a blow to Chicago and Illinois. But, Raymond Burris and Ron Blagojevich were humongous embarrassments also.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2009
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