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How Does Salman Rushdie Do It?

Millionaire Salman Rushdie has another young woman in his life. How does he do it? What is the attraction?

written by Bunsen Burner, 22 October 2009
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Police Discover Balloon Boy's Dad is the real hoax

"He's a walking toaster," said a neighbor. He's out there catching the sun most mornings - he's recharging his chassis. Has a PLC for a brain.

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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"The real guide to sustainable living" - available in paperback.

Eat your mother-in-law if you want to save the planet, but what about authors of paper-backs? What is their carbon footprint? Eat the writers on Spoof! Yeah!

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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Did you know?

The cutie three cubicles down from you has avoided censure from her boss five times, simply by sucking on her pencil, looking up at him coyly, and thanking him for hiring her before he can speak?

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Writer of We buy Any Car Ad shot for being a bastard

The writer of the 'We buy any car.com' advert has been executed for crimes against taste. the absolute tosser.

written by nigmuncher, 22 October 2009
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Albanians announce mobile communications breakthrough

Albanian Mobile phone giant FELCH today announced a breakthrough, "we have enough yoghurt pots & string to accommodate every man,woman & sheep texts can also be sent by our Carrier Sparrow service".

written by Ulver, 22 October 2009
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Leslie Nielsen and The Next Naked Gun Sequel

Leslie Nielsen, 93, has just signed to star in Naked Gun 13 - The Limp Bullets.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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Willie Nelson, 90, and Still Smokin' Strong

Willie Nelson has just turned 90. He says that he has a walker but he only uses it on certain occasions, like when he needs to walk.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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The Actor Formerly Known As Kevin Bacon

In keeping with his strict food regimen, Kevin Bacon has just announced that he will be changing his name to Kevin Diet Bacon.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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Michelle "The Sleeveless First Mama" Obama

Michelle Obama says that she will continue to go sleeveless just to piss off (her words) the fashion critics. She has already said that she will be buying a sleeveless winter coat.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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Jennifer Aniston Enters Rehab

Jennifer Aniston has entered a rehab clinic to try and find out why in the world she cannot seem to keep a boyfriend.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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Nick Griffin To play Santa

BNP's Nick Griffin is set to play Santa Clause in Quentin Tarentino's forthcoming movie, 'Santa Clause, the Psycho'

written by nigmuncher, 22 October 2009
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Top Gear's Clarkson reputed to be married

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is reputed to be married.... To a woman.
God! She must have a broad back.
Celebrity watchers refute the claim, stating his chauvinism as a reason.

written by nigmuncher, 22 October 2009
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Dingo population dwindling

A years long campaign is finally showing some results, as more Australian women decide not to leave their babies unattended in the Outback. Less food for the dingo is dropping their numbers greatly.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Your boss is looking over your shoulder, cubicle boy

Yes, I mean YOUR shoulder, Mr. "I read TheSpoof at work". Quick, mutter to yourself, "This isn't the link I clicked on!" and get back to work. Pretend you don't know he's behind you. Good luck.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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The video store will not carry your favorite movie anymore

Yes, they are full well aware that it is a timeless classic with subtle nuances and a stellar cast. However, they need to make room for "Jason versus the Terminator Part III, The Reckoning".

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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BBC Defend Griffin Decision

'Question Time' The BBC have defended BNP Nick Griffin's right to free sp...............................

written by nigmuncher, 22 October 2009
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Man vainly attempts to impress family

At the WingDing in Akron, Ohio, Jim Tessmacher failed to impress his family by eating 21 hot wings and getting his picture put on their Wall of Flame. He was impressed with his success, they weren't.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Auntie, What Big Hands You've Got!!!

On its Website, the BBC reports that a handful of BNP protesters have broken through into the BBC Centre ahead of tonight's Question Time. The estimated handful is at least 100.

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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Nick Griffin to Host New Reality Show

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, is to host a new reality TV show called "I'm British let me out of here!"

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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Queen gives AC/DC singer blessing to join Boyzone

Hm the Q today gave her approval at AC/DC singer, Brian Johnson's move to boyband 'Boyzone'.
HRH Phil the Greek is said to be f****n pleased as punch.

written by nigmuncher, 22 October 2009
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BBC Are Hoping to Attract a Record Number of Viewers

The BBC hopes to attract a record number of viewers tonight on Question Time as Nick Griffin, BNP leader makes an appearance. The figures of up to 20 million viewers are predicted.

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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She knows

When your girlfriend calls you and you pretend it's a wrong number, due to your wife being with you, just know that she's not fooled. No one gets that many wrong numbers, dude.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Breasts Breasts Breasts Breasts

Or should that have been "Four four letter words: Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, Jobs". (Modified Quote from Madam Speaker).

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Game

Spot the Brain Cell; Lohan said, "I've always have fun with that game."

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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Geraldo Rivera's Muchly Deserved Awards

Geraldo Rivera has just received three awards; Hispanic of The Year, Reporter of The Year, and Has-Been of The Year.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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Sam Houston and That City Named After Him

173 years ago, Sam Houston became the first president of the Republic of Texas. Two years later the state named a city in his honor. Sam, Texas is located 30 miles north of San Antonio.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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Rihanna's New Untribute Song To Chris Brown

Rhythm and Blues singer Rihanna has recorded a song about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. The song is titled, "Okay Sucker, Grow Some And Admit That I Did Not Trip On My Imported Italian High Heels.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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The Hyphenated Catherine Zeta-Jones

After years of debating back and forth with herself, Catherine Zeta-Jones has decided to drop the hyphen. She did however add that she will be keeping Michael.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2009
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"That's my son!!!"

Marie Stiffly, of Honiton, Devon, identified her son as one of the gang of streakers. "He was the one holding a porno magazine over his crown jewels - he is not a hardened criminal, yet!" She said.

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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"UFO Alert: Police Officer Sees Alien at Crop Circle"

Officer gave chase in a faster-than light quantum tunneling car only to find out he was 'the alien' he was chasing.

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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New Pot Noodle

Unilever have launched a new vegetarian variety of their student food, Pot Noodle, to be launched in Thailand called "Not Poodle".

written by IainB, 22 October 2009
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NAKED! Man Arrested for Making Coffee in His Kitchen.

A man could be jailed for a year for making coffee in his kitchen while being totally naked. It happened at 6:30am in the morning when a woman and her child saw the man. Both were using binoculars.

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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A burning question, since 1977

Instead of the Jedi trained using the force to throw heavy machines and objects at each other, why don't they just use it to squeeze the other guy's heart to death, or give him a lobotomy?

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Man wonders...

...if he was attracted to the ladyboy in "The Crying Game" does that make him gay, even though he doesn't like men? 96% of men surveyed said, "Hell, yes!". The other four percent were fags.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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"Baby can you dig your man" hits the top twenty!

With a bullet! This new hit from Larry Underwood's album "Pocket Savior" is expected to go Gold! Party hound Larry is currently unavailable for comment, having gone to visit his mom in New York.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Research reveals...

The reason the number of lesbians in college plunges in their senior year is due to them knowing that daddy will stop paying their bills, and now needing a husband instead. Beats getting a job.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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In financial news...

Researchers have discovered that if you laid every economist end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Boyfriends of America wonder...

...why their girlfriend's can't be roommates with a psychologically disturbed "single white female" Jennifer Jason Leigh who will sneak over one night and blow them while they are still sleeping.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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7 year old made mommy cry

Bruce, age 7, recently made his divorced mom cry. After a weekend with dad and his fiancee Heather, his mom took him to the park. Said Bruce to his mom, "Heather Mom is more fun, and prettier, too."

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Man corrects his wife

A woman expressed concern with her husband that the dress she was wearing made her ass look big. The husband helpfully let her know that the dress did not make her ass look big, the fat in it did.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Experts question the killing of those we liberate

If our goal in a military intervention is to simply free the people, why do we fight the military of that nation, and bomb the civilians? Shouldn't we just kill the evil leader and be done with it?

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Supreme Court obsolete?

Since they insist that they don't make laws, what actually is their point? If it's just to say what the Constitution means, couldn't we fire them, and just buy a dictionary?

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Catholic Monopoly on Stigmata Is Finally Broken!

Islam has found a baby who shows versus from the Koran on his right leg, which say "Allah is great". The Pope denies this and calls them copycats. "Everyone knows that God is greater!" He said.

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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Student Streakers Fail to Be Convicted by Jury

3 streakers caught on CCTV were not convicted by jury because none of them could be recognized with their clothes on. Furthermore, as no porno was available, any evidence would not stand up in court.

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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Nick Griffin Buys Union Jack for £384,000

BNP leader, Nick Griffin is rumoured to have bought the last surviving union Jack flag from the Battle of Trafalgar for £384,000. He is rumoured to have said: "put it on expenses!"

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2009
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"Sisters Doing It for Themselves"

Any of you sisters single? Just that I'm looking for motivation to get off planet.

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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$ falling so fast

that wheelbarrows are 'coming back in vogue'.

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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Do You Do pro bono?

The Irish pop-star? No

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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Scientits Discover Magnetic Anomaly in Caerphilly Mountain

Just like in "LOST"; negotiations under way to move the mountain to "the island" so that they can be married and have wonderful sprogs

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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Mark Twain says...

"I see now that when imagining the future of man's humanitarian development, I wasn't pessimistic enough."

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Insiders wonder, "Why does Congress still exist?"

Congress exists solely to create laws, and as they've had over 200 years to do so, aren't all the laws we need passed yet? I mean, is murder still legal or something? When are they finished?

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Mumia Abu Jamal says...

"What, with all this Roman Polanski crap, and suddenly I don't exist? Shee-it. I was accused of worse stuff than he admitted to."

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Your girlfriend will be home late today.

I'll get her home as soon as I'm done. I appreciate the loan, you've been a good sport about this. Hope you enjoy those tricks I taught her.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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William Hague: No rift with Obama administration over Europe

No siree, no rift, just a yawning canyon.

written by Tcoah, 22 October 2009
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Chancellor Adam Sutler wants...

...everyone to remember why they need him.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Man sues John Cusack

A man was given 3 days in jail for the same behavior he saw John Cusack do in "Say Anything". He was arrested while holding a boom box over his head at his former girlfriend's house.

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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Paris Hilton advises Emma Watson

"You're old enough to know now", said Paris. "You can whore around any where on Earth, but if you get pregnant, don't have it in Australia. Or a dingo will eat it."

written by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009
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