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Q drummed out of the Continuum again

Bad boy Q has been made into a powerless Rigellian sea otter. A spokesQ for the Continuum said that it was his lusting after Captain Janeway that did it, the equivalent of a man lusting after a flea.

written by Alexandria177, 20 October 2009
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Gang of streakers caught on CCTV

A gang of three streakers raided a Devon garage and were caught on CCTV. Sergeant Pete Truncheon, ever the joker, urged them to come clean and they will be dealt with more leniently.

written by IN SEINE, 20 October 2009
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A New Medical Report Says...

Recent medical journals now counsel doctors that, when testing people, to refrain from telling them that they have sugar in their urine. Otherwise, they'll go home and piss on their corn flakes.

written by norma snockers, 20 October 2009
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University of South Glamorgan - super demand for places

We will honour any PhD - real or made on mars.

written by Tcoah, 20 October 2009
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Jan Moir To Appear On Question Time

The BBC is to continue its policy of inviting guests who have extreme opinions which annoy everybody. So it's three cheers all round and can't wait to see the ratings.

written by Bunsen Burner, 20 October 2009
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"You Are A Terrorist Mr Blair!"

Tony Blair was called a terrorist today by a mad one eyed Scotsman called Gordon. The heckler was led away by Peter Mandelson before any harm could be done.

written by Bunsen Burner, 20 October 2009
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"Only 3 Wheels on My Wagon ..."

"Glenn Beck is after me ... 2 wheels on my wagon ...;"
Mr. President wake up! You're shaking in your sleep.

written by Tcoah, 20 October 2009
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"Orly Taitz" agreed to be worst name for anyone appearing on national TV

Popular humorous mispronunciations of the name include "Whirly Tits," "Whorely Tats," and "Poorly Taste."

written by BCShow, 20 October 2009
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Amy Winehouse has been clean for a year, the world is in shock!

Our Amy is clean and has proven it by stringing 2 gigs together without REHAB, her dealers, friends, hangers-on are all in a state of shock and hope she will soon return to being "NORMAL"

written by Jaggedone, 20 October 2009
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Gereatrics on vaccine rampage

Pensioners rampage across country in orgy of vaccine theft.
"We have to protect ourselves." They say.

written by nigmuncher, 20 October 2009
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A brutal chariot race is burning up the track at the Spoof Forum Colloseum!

A brutal, deadly chariot race is burning up the forum at the colloseum, new writers whiplashing their way to the front, taking no prisoners as the rest fall by the way side, not laughing!

written by Jaggedone, 20 October 2009
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Reading a Magazine whilst choking on a pizza!

Whilst pizza bakers worldwide enjoy their moments of glory, a piece as big as Obama's ego just got stuck in Jaggedone's throat, please call 911, or stick a finger in it!

written by Jaggedone, 20 October 2009
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University of South Glamorgan in the Gutter

It's OK - you can add a PhD to your resume - South Glam Uni: university that's "Easy/Cool on that"

written by Tcoah, 20 October 2009
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Balloon Boy now Shuttle Boy

The Colorado child, known as balloon boy, has been recruited by NASA to fly on the last Space Shuttle Mission...alone. Apparently officials want to really give him a hard time for what he has done.

written by whatinthe world, 20 October 2009
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Yankee's Shuffle Line-Up To Confuse Opponents in Playoffs

Now Who's catching, What's on first, and I Don't Know has moved to shortstop.

written by Jalapenoman, 20 October 2009
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London man demands people stop saying "Bob's Your Uncle"

"Bob is my grandfather's name and I'm getting tired of this."

written by Jalapenoman, 20 October 2009
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Scientists discover alternate universe

There, they say, the U.S. Constitution is not ignored, the police actually serve and protect, scientists are more popular than sports stars, and you still can't get laid without paying for it.

written by Alexandria177, 20 October 2009
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Bush becomes aware that he's not President

Former President George Bush realized yesterday that he was no longer President. He had apparently been so insulated from real decisions by his father and Dich Cheney that he just now noticed it.

written by Alexandria177, 20 October 2009
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"Duran Duran still rules" says your dad

"You kids don't appreciate good music.", said your dad last night. "And when are you moving out?"

written by Alexandria177, 20 October 2009
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It's worrying when 'they' talk about improving drinking water

What's wrong with the stuff coming out of our taps then?

written by Tcoah, 20 October 2009
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Ronald Reagen {sic} - sign of the times

"It's something or other" when highway authorities can't spell your name right on a HUGE sign directing traffic to your namesake airport.

written by Tcoah, 20 October 2009
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NSA unveil latest satellites

They can even take pictures of the snot on the end of your finger

written by Tcoah, 20 October 2009
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