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Swedish Bikini Models march nude through towns

To promote awareness about animal rights, these PETA sponsored super models are marching through every town except for your's. Your town already loves animals, and has no need to see the models.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Mel Gibson to produce and star in new movie

Called "The Eternal Jew", it is a remake of a 1940 German classic. True to Gibson's artistic integrity, the languages will be principally German and a bastardized sub-language known as "Yiddish".

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Local Man Sues Dating Agency

Promised a meet with a redhead. Date had no hair, just a red head.

written by Skoob1999, 18 October 2009
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Dead Boyzone singer inspires "Deadzone" band

Boyzone have been renamed as "Deadzone" to honour their dead member Stephen Gately. When asked if the new name was tasteless, Ronan Keating said, "You should have seen the other choice, DeadFagZone"

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 18 October 2009
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Children Spared Naked Airport Scans

Children will not be subjected to the new airport scanners which would show them naked. This is due to anti-pedophile laws. Instead they will be felt up by strange men in uniforms.

written by Bunsen Burner, 18 October 2009
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Nut screws washers and bolts

A mentally disturbed man raped two laundry women at the Sunnydale Asylum for the deranged, before escaping. The police are still looking.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Mia Farrow Speaks Out For Gazza's Children

Actress Mia Farrow says she is appalled by the plight of children who have a fat alcoholic ex-footballer for a father. She feels something should be done to save them.

written by Bunsen Burner, 18 October 2009
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Thieves Break In To Harry Enfield's Car

Thieves have broken in to Harry Enfield's car. They are reported to have left behind a laptop full of his jokes but did steal all the polos and and a nodding dog.

written by Bunsen Burner, 18 October 2009
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Paris Hilton accused of elaborate hoax

Recent decision to buy piglets "was a publicity stunt so she could tie them to helium ballons and 'accidentally' release them for global TV exposure," a PETA representative claimed...

written by Robin Berger, 18 October 2009
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"Balloon Boy" parents face new charges

"We obtained video evidence that shows the couple had engaged in 'wife swapping' in the presence of their minor children," said Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden...

written by Robin Berger, 18 October 2009
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"Balloon Boy" gets own reality TV show

Pilot episode for "Family Behind Bars" to air on Fox Network this Thursday at 9:00 Eastern...

written by Robin Berger, 18 October 2009
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UK Post-Office Adopts Novel Marketing Strategies

UK Post-Office sows £20 notes into envelopes to keep customers during upcoming Postal Strike

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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Foamy Car-Wash Hides Joe Biden's Latest Gaff

Taking a clip out of Harry Potter, Joe Biden now washes in a large bubble bath - "That's one embarrassment that I do need to hide," said JB.

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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Boris to close central London to all but wealthy

Disarming blondie Boris Johnson plans to close central London off to anyone earning less than 200K per annum.

'Dead right, too.' says BNP luminary Davis Cameroon

written by nigmuncher, 18 October 2009
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Jenson Button Fights Hard In Race Right to the Bottom of Formula One Grid

F1 Back-markers complain that Jenson Button is unfairly crashing in on their scene.

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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X Factor Business as Usual

Despite Louis Walsh's absence, the X factor remained true to form with contractually obligated tears from toxic waste judges, also turds John & Edward became as annoying a hot poker in the sphincter.

written by Ulver, 18 October 2009
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Mum buries son alive

"That'll teach him not to give me any lip." says pathologically insane mother.

written by nigmuncher, 18 October 2009
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British Weather experts are bigots. Allegedly

British weather forecasters accused of blatant regional discrimination.
"Michael Fish is Satan's envoy on Earth." says Osama Bin Ramsbottom; 'newsagent of Accrington, Lancashire.'

written by nigmuncher, 18 October 2009
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Loser tries to win a knighthood

Ferris Vermulen, a non descript labourer of no fixed address, has asked for knighthood from the Queen."Well why not?" said the earnest individual."Mick (Jagger) got one so why can't I?" Queen said no.

written by whatinthe world, 18 October 2009
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Cowell branching out for fame

Simon Cowell, American Idol judge, will appear as a tree trunk in the next episode of CSI Miami. Fans eager to view the episode have been described as barking mad and in need of light releaf (sic).

written by whatinthe world, 18 October 2009
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Chinese to save Earth from global warming

Tomorrow the Chinese are going to adjust the orbit of Earth, by climbing up on to chairs and jumping down. The impact of a billion people landing at once will bump us away from the sun.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Sri Lankan Refugees In Limbo

President of Limbo seeking their expulsion.

written by Bunsen Burner, 18 October 2009
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Your mother left her bracelet on my nightstand

If you (yes, you, the one reading this now) could have your mother come get it, I'd appreciate it. My wife is coming home later, and if she finds it she'll be upset.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Obama proves the equality of the races

By proving during his Presidency that African Americans are as capable of lying and being full of shit as European descended Presidents are. Now we know.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Harry Potter films not realistic

A ginger kid with 2 friends, not very likely says UK education expert Mandy Lifeboats.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 18 October 2009
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Australia allows 13 year old to be a women's fashion model

They believe that having a 13 year old girl dress as a woman in clothes designed to excite lust is a good idea. They warn that if a man finds himself attracted though, he's a pervert.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Essence of Fresh-Cut Grass Makes Mankind More Interesting

Scientists have discovered how to generate a 'sexual tsunami', where human males become irresistible to human females.

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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Can't Make This Stuff UP

British grandfather arrested for shining battery torch at a RAF Apache hovering 10 feet above his garden in the middle of the night waking him up.

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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Jenson Button Blames Himself for Coming 14th in Brazilian GP Qualifying

"There was so much rain, water was running over the track," said Button, "I only have a Bronze Swimming Certificate and so I panicked."

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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It's a good life

In Obama's America, a man working two part time janitorial jobs just to keep the trailer rent paid, found not one, but two pieces of pork fat in his can of Pork and Beans he was having for dinner.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Man tricked into grocery shopping

Pleased to hear there'd be steak for dinner, a man volunteered to go to the store to pick up some A-1 sauce. It was a trick though, as once he agreed, a dozen more items were added to the list.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Obama's $250 already spent

The money that Obama is seeking to bribe grandmothers with has in the main already been spent by all fifty million of them. Surveys suggest that most of it will be spent on cat food and litter.

written by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009
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Coming to a Drug Store Near You!

"Lip Gloss That Spots Spiked Drinks" - turns blue if rape drugs GHB or Ketamine are present.

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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Battle Lines Drawn Over Freezer Meals Cooked By Keith Floyd

Prior to his death television chef and presenter cooked 5,000 meals and stored them in a freezer as a gift to his family and friends - who are now going to court to unfreeze the food assets.

written by Tcoah, 18 October 2009
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Environmentalists Strike Again

Latest targets of environmentalists are large screen TV manufacturers. Plastics fabricators have always been spared because of Hollywood's large monetary contributions made by users of plastic boobs.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2009
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Halloween 2009

Mother: Remember Johnny no sugar, no salt, no corn syrup, no trans-fat, no soda, no plastic butter knives, no peanut butter and no candy. Johnny: Boy mom going trick or treating is really scary!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2009
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UN Human Rights Council asked to Reside in Israel

Israel asks UN HRC members to reside in areas where Hamas rockets, fired from Gaza, landed. The HRC could then demonstrate how to peacefully defend themselves against Hamas rockets. The HRC declined!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2009
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Tour de France Outrage

Lance Armstrong is a bicycle race-ist!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2009
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Political Lexicon Update

Journalists urged not to call inept politicians Morons, instead call them More-Offs! Otherwise they risk insulting a perfectly nice group of people.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2009
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Show me the Middle

Senate Finance Committee Chairman proposes locking extreme left and right wing members in the cloak room to allow real work on health care reform. A similar proposal is being floated in the House.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2009
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