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Sarah Palin Effect

A new 2008 poll update shows that in the presidential election, "Kiss my ass everyone of you" jumped from 35th to 24th place. Speculate having Sarah Palin on the ballot.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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A Little Help From My Friends

Two well-known actors who have been visiting Bernie Madoff regularly even though he stole money from them. However, told to leave today after guard sees one slip bottle of Viagra pills to cellmate.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Floridian Falls Off Playground Equipment

An octogenarian in Newport Richey, Florida has died during his second childhood, after falling off the teeter totter early this morning.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Pills: Longer In The Sack

Pills Promising "Longer In The Sack" not being bought by women who say they hate having to wear those old sacks to bed.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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"There She...Falls"

Top cosmetologists, make-up experts to participate in first ever "Ms. Grandma America" contest.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Too Fat To Reach Them

Senate Health Care Bill now mandates that insurance companies pay for toenail clipping surgery.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Waste Of Time If It's The End

UN climate studies with top 100 scientists, meteorologists, put on hold until we see what Mayan calender prediction does.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Unemployment Rates Really Up

Actual jobless rate in the US put at 17.5%, if you count all those politicians who don't do shit.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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International teachers teaching in the Philippines beware, heads are rolling!

Philippinian kidnappers targeting teachers desire only one thing, their heads! Heads must roll, there's loads of money depending on them and we need fresh heads for our new rage game, "Headball"

written by Jaggedone, 09 November 2009
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Intact Pirate Ship Found

Early last week an intact pirate ship was found offshore Texas. Not only was the ship around 200 years old, the grim crew all believed it to be 1827 and forced a sherriff's deputy to walk the plank.

written by josephhurtgen, 09 November 2009
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New book out: I frown on Depression

Jan Stallings, president of Kentucky's chapter of M.A.D.
(Mothers Against Depression) tells a superb story of wit and intrigue in her new book, I Frown on Depression. Hard covers go on retail friday.

written by josephhurtgen, 09 November 2009
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Mother Of All Food Fights

More than two dozen students were slapped with criminal charges in connection with a food fight in the cafeteria at a Chicago charter school. One concussion from stale bread roll.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Germany to build a new "Berlin Super Wall"

Germany with support from the EU will build a brand, spanking new Berlin Wall stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean. "We must keep ze scum out" and the rest of the West heartily agreed!

written by Jaggedone, 09 November 2009
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So What's The Problem?

CBS was accused today of making up outlandish headlines to draw more viewers, due to low Evening News ratings. Defending themselves, CBS claim they get their news hourly fresh from TheSpoof!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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South Leads Nation

A new study by "Southern Living" shows that people living in the southern United States are the "biggest" victims of the "Yo Mama!" jokes!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Yet Another Wall Torn Down

People in Nogales, Arizona say that Mexicans across the border tore down a wall they built, celebrating with Berlin. Now there's only the one in White House between Obama and Michelle's mother.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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"Beep Beep! Oink! Oink!"

According to the National Truth Tattler, Aliens claim they were probed by Louisiana backwoodsmen!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Gold Up, Dollar Down!

Gold hits a record high and the U.S. dollar hits area "below the belt"

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Store Robbed By Man In Ski Mask

Armed Man in ski mask robs ski outfitters in Salinas, California. Police warn that this could be a trend as among things stolen were ski masks.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Dolphin Extremists Kill On Porpoise

Mysterious porpoise deaths blamed on berserk dolphins as sea civil war may be at hand.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Don't Break Down Swiftly

CAT Scans at hospitals during Halloween show three week old ding dongs still in some kid's stomachs.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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US President's Fury Over Gordon Brown's Personal Letter

US President, Barak Obama, was said to be furious when he received a personal letter full of spelling mistakes from the British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown this morning. It read "Dear Mr obummer,"

written by IN SEINE, 09 November 2009
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Palin: It's A Lie!

Sarah Palin says that, although she DID call Africa a country, she did NOT say that it was ruled by Tarzan and First Lady, Jane.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Lot Of Policemen Ill

One in 14 police officers are too ill to go out on the beat. "I'll kill the next jaywalker I see", says overworked cop on leave.


written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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98-Year-Old Brit Divorces Husband

British couple are oldest in the world to divorce at age 98 - but man dies before he can enjoy the single life. "Boys", stated widow to the press, "I'm available again!"


written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Many Germans Remember

Twenty years on, many Germans remember the fall of the Berlin Wall! Many say they were totally drunk after hearing the news and missed the event.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Chinese Stimulus Package Issued

China announces $500 million stimulus plan to help out badly damaged lead industry.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Iran Demands US Allow UN Inspectors

Iran says the United States must allow UN inspectors in or face their new nuclear arsenal.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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First Gay Shotgun Wedding

First Shotgun Gay Wedding in West Virginia! "That rascal gave my boy the hemorrhoids bad!"

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Spare A Square?

Experts: Huge Swine Flu outbreak could change world monetary unit from dollars to toilet paper squares.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Woman Has Fear of Vegetables

It has been reported that a woman who discovered that she has a fear of vegetables worked in the Intensive Care Unit at a Portsmouth hospital.

written by IN SEINE, 09 November 2009
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Mother, Toddler Ordered Off Bus!

Driver 'orders mother and toddler off empty bus in heavy rain'
Admits he loves to nap while hearing rain hitting a metal roof.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Citizen Snoopers

Army of 'citizen snoopers' recruited by council to spy on neighbours, run off undesirables.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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No More "Gang Rape"

PC brigade ban police from saying 'gang rape' as it is 'too emotive' Must change it to "group movement in the wrong direction".


written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Skinhead Tells Story

Skinhead arrested for burglary tells courtroom that, "It all started with this barber on Arbor Street.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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"There No Women Robots, Joe"

First robot with a human heart rusts itself over crying, pissing jag at a local bar.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Clowns Gaining Weight Also

Clown cars to come before congressional committee to ask for major pullout!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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President Punked

President takes fake call from half-brother in Kenya until he hears laughter from mother-in-law in background.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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More Walls Attacked

Palestinians who knocked down parts of Israeli, Egyptian walls yesterday say they were only celebrating with Berlin.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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More Cutbacks

Simon and Schuster makes big cutback by laying off Schuster, Simon's hours cut.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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House Bill Stolen

House Health Bill headed for Senate held up and robbed by "Patriots"

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Torched Her House

Single mother torched her council house 'so she can get one nearer mother asked if her mum would like the next cell.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Big Brother Everywhere

Mother trailed by policeman and warned by council for telling off son at checkout, asks them if they had rather she let them leave with goods she told them to put back on shelves.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Screwed That Up!

Brown apologises to mother of dead British soldier for spelling Sgt. Buck's name wrong in 'dashed off' condolence letter.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Driver Suspected

Driver suspected in Bank of France van heist as police became suspicious when he drove away someone else's van.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Saints Still Perfect

Saints go to 8-0 with 30-20 win over Panthers with two late marches into end zone.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Cruise Has Less H1N1 Cases?

Royal Caribbean exec says few H1N1 incidents but hard to tell among over 200 sea sick.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Book Fair Toned Down

Less topless women throwing beads, loud music but big Miami book fair goes on!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Only $31 Million? Bah! Humbug!

Carrey's 'Christmas Carol' wraps up $31M weekend but underpays employees, works them longer hours.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Cadbury Bunnies Had Enough?

Deadline looms for Kraft to make Cadbury bid as bunnies threaten walkout before Easter.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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New Iraq Election Law

Obama calls new election law a tombstone for Iraq. Excuse me, that should be "milestone".

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Formal Charges In Seattle

Formal charges expected in Seattle murder as attorneys told to wear black tie and tux.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Ida Flees Before Storm

Hurricane warnings for US Gulf Coast for Ida..also John, Marge, Feebleblister family, anyone else in the area.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Trend's Still Holding

Many parking tickets are still going unpaid. Pope still Catholic!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Rachel Ray Helps Town

TV star Rachael Ray helps reeling Ohio town. Asks friend Kirsie Alley to come help hold it down.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Laymakers Visit School Lunchrooms Concerning E.coli Outbreak

Lawmaker doing probe of E. coli and school lunches find kitchens with badly refrigerated food, big stash of weapons.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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No More "On The Scene" Visits

High court to look at life in prison for juveniles, Judge Thomas nearly raped as others leave looking badly shaken.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Fall Of The Wall

Germany celebrates fall of Berlin Wall by building another one and destroying it.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Bill Unpopular In Senate

House health bill unacceptable to many in Senate because of their age, the would be first on death list!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Fort Hood Soldiers Returning

Resolute Fort Hood soldiers ready for return, pull the plug on their attacker.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Ida Hurricane Late

Hurricane warnings for US Gulf Coast for Ida. "Ida thought the season would be over by now", says old timer. while looking at his watch.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Health Bill Unpopular In Senate

House health bill unacceptable to many in Senate, especially that it would no longer pay health insurance for mistresses.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Millionth Morris minor Fails to sell

The millionth Morris Minor to come off the production line failed to reach its reserve price of £25,000 today. A spokesman said; "The owner might have got more from the government scrappage scheme!"

written by IN SEINE, 09 November 2009
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New Camera Explodes

New thermal-imaging camera that can spot liars explodes in first appearance before congressional committee. Passes test.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Flames A Lot Lower

Crematorium say the final flames of Pavarotti should be give a couple more weeks yet. "We'll let you know. This will cost extra."

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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He's All Heart

After Yankees win the World Series, a crying emotional George Steinbrunner asks Yogi Berra to bungle a few words, fires Billy Martin and asks George Constanza to come back to work!

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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It's Getting Spooky

People beginning to get a little more panicky as Mayay Calendar predicted that the New York Giants would win first six games and then lose four in a row.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Leno Moving Again?

After the latest ratings, Jay Leno may get his show moved to the much coveted 2 AM slot.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Karzai The Official Winner

The Florida Supreme Court has declared Hamid Karzai the winner of the presidential election in Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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String Theory Updated

The latest on the String Theory is that the earth is ran mostly by a bunch of yoyos.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Still Looking

Pre-census group reports that they're yet to find anybody in Montana.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Up Two More Points In Last Hour

Dow Jones averages, Amy Winehouses newest set of hooters up nearly ten percent since this time last year.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Tipper Late Again!

In Crossville, Tennessee Tipper Gore was late for her dental appointment after once again having to stop and shoo the pigeons off her husband, Al.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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Kids Back In School

The National Safety Council warns everyone that Fall break is over & be sure to watch out for school children, especially if there's a large lump under their sweaters around the shoulder front.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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In Local News

In Chicago, man tells 6 O'Clock News that he's bi-polar. "I love male polar bears as much as the females. Hard to tell them apart, actually. Sort of like the Missus & her brother, Pat.

written by Bureau, 09 November 2009
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