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Old Time Nudist!

Old lady nudist calls police that kids have been peeking in. When one finally arrives, she points at hole in fence, puke on the ground.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Sounds About Right

Brain scans on teenage street gangs can trace reasons for their life of crime say there's mostly shit.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Voted safest job in the world

China today is offering the Dalia Lama and his supports the safest jobs in the county and maybe the world, Mining jobs in China, rated by the Chinese Labour Department.

written by disciple, 21 November 2009
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Al Gore Suddenly Seems Troubled About Global Warming

Al Gore states that world banking meltdown could occur at any time, due to global warming.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Obama Strikes Back

President to begin wearing grass skirts at press conferences to remind accusers that he was born in Hawaii.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Another Teacher Caught

Kentucky Elementary School teacher accused of having sex with fourth grader, 37-year-old Johnny "Johnson" Johnson!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Wadda Ya Knows

The Italian government has announced that it's top lottery prize for the third time in a row by Nice Guy Joey.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Boys Will Be Boys

Romulan Teen's small craft loses cloaking device in women's shower room, creating interstellar incident.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Michael Jackson to Be Born-Again in March

A couple in Sunderland are due to give birth to a baby girl in March. The scan shows clearly that she looks like Michael Jackson. The couple plan to name the girl 'Michaela'. Now that's bad!

written by IN SEINE, 21 November 2009
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Number Of Customers Increasing!

Shopkeepers say that the number of shoppers are beginning to increase. "Just hope more begin paying for their items", report police.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Animal/Human DNA Experiment

Brits announce study of human DNA in animals. Hope to develope a bulldog every bit as good a home defender as Winston Churchill.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Going Dutch

Dutch luxury car makers, Spyker are to move their manufacturing plant to Britain. Whilst half of the cars will still be made in Holland, the other half will be made in Coventry.

written by IN SEINE, 21 November 2009
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US Exit Strategy

Obama planning date for US pullout in what he is now referring to "Operation Hesitation".

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Took Two Johns

Historians agree that Johnny Appleseed would not have been able to scatter apple trees across the U.S. if not for Johnny Horseapples following in his tracks.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Let It All Hang Out!

A new study done at nudist colonies shows that most men let everything hang out in front of women except their bellies.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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New M. Moore Documentary Has Music

Michael more to use music in nest documentary on chicken processing plants, mostly from the Redhot Chicken Peckers.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Mideast War Escalates

Another escalation of war in Gaza as Palestinian youth built catapult to hurl bigger rocks.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Several Predicted It!

Two more victims of the Great America's Invertigo died after hanging upside down for over eight hours. Both finally ate shit and died after instant bowel movement.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Got The Big Head, Money

Badly shaken band employee still insists that it was Dick Nixon and Lyndon Johnson that held up the bank last week, even though admits that heads looked bigger.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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He Belongs To Edwards Alright

John Edwards mistress told reporters that she knew her baby son was that of the Senator because as soon as he was born he wanted to play with a comb, look into mirror.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Need New Pill

American public says that if medical science can invent an anti-depressant pill, why not an anti-inflation pill? "We're big as houses out here!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Apologizes Accepted!

President Obama apologizes to the American people over his apologizing to Japan for having Japanese leaders apologize for Pearl Harbor after WWII.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Obama Apologizes Again

President Obama offer apologizes to native Americans by bowing to Chief Iron Ass, grandson of Iron Eyes. "Iron Ass responds with, "What, fire water conference?"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Several Injuried On "Greasy" Floor

Several injured in Manhattan on dance floor when one of Cher's boobs comes out and splatters on the floor.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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The Real Thing!

Maple Syrup Festival to take place in Vermont. State warns tourists against "boogleg" Canadian maple syrup sold at roadsides.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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There's Another One

American tourist found dead in Bermuda with mysterious "Triangle-shaped puzzle in his pocket.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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UP & At "Em!

Independent Economy Group traces one $400,000 incentive package to cemetery in Utah.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Yogi Bear Quiz Show

New quiz show coming from Hanna Barbera featuring Yogi, "Are You Smarter Than The Average Bear?"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Here We Go Again

Alcohlic deputy sheriff catches College Professor breaking into his own house again. Calls White House.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Swine Flu Hard To Identify

Tamiflu medication can have side effects, say medical experts, and they are the same as when you have the Swine Flu.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Pelosi Passed Test

"The only test I passed while in school was the pregnancy one: Nancy Pelosi at Beer Conference.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Mr. Nancy Asks To Be Heard

Mr. Nancy Pelosi stated today that..(Saddup! Shaddup! Shaddup!)

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Obama Reaches Decision

President Obama has finally reached his decision on whether to send more troops to Afghanistan: "We have decided to punt!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Two reasons why the Twilight movies are earning millions at the box office:

Hype and hormones.

written by Jalapenoman, 21 November 2009
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"Fidel Fit As A Riddle"

Cuban Foreign Minister says Fidel will celebrate 83rd birthday in December by moaning through eight hours of gibberish, loud snoring.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Slip Of The Tongue?

Democrats predict that owning both houses of prostitution, they probably meant congress, should continue After 2010.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Mussolini's Brain For Sale

Mussolini's 'brain and blood for sale on internet', Hitler's tenth penis.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Water Doesn't Make You Glow, Unless...

Water load of rubbish! Drinking eight glasses a day does NOT make your skin glow, say nutrition experts, "unless it come from Chernobyl.


written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Sex To Lure Investors

Mark's Angels: The three glamorous women hired by millionaire financier 'to lure in investors', especially plungers!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Troops Brought Back From Germany?

British troops could be withdrawn from Germany, says Tory MP Liam Fox, as 99% of WWII vets are dead!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Hadron Collider Beaming Again

Beam sent from Large Hadron Collider after 14 months of repairs after repair expert gets mad and kicks it.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Britain Should Ask For Bomber's Return

U.S. senator calls on Britain to demand 'immediate return' of Lockerbie bomber Al Megrahi because he's still alive after three months, but Libya says the trip would kill him!


written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Spain Highly Offended

Jeremy Paxman's diplomat brother apologises after Royal Navy 'uses Spanish flag for target practice'. Too late, as Spain cuts supply of Spanish Fly to England.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Global Warming Fraud Revealed

Hackers 'expose global warming con': Sceptics claim that leaked emails reveal research centre massaged temperature data, placed cigarette lighters near thermometers.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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It Takes A Village Idiot

BBC dispatches 35 staff to climate talks - creating as much carbon as an African village does in a year, Rush Limbaugh after three burritos.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Credit Crunch Can Really Hurt

The Christmas credit crunch: Greedy finance firms push interest rate towards 40% plus kneecap if payments late.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Too Many Foreigners?

Why haven't any of our would-be MPs got normal English names, asks Tory official Peter "Cock" Robin.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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"The Fat Farm Murders"

Gang accused of killing to sell human fat arrested after everyone stated that they had enough free donors, already.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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A Good Talking To!

Syracuse runs away from No. 6 North Carolina! Couch talks team into returning, then they WIN!!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Snowbird Resort Opens

Snowbird Ski Resort in Utah opens for winter. Report that biggest snowbird group come from those who spend winter in Florida.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Doctor Checkups At Least Once In Ten Years

Report: 20-somethings can go 2 years between Paps, five years between dental checkups. Apparently getting ready for new health care plan.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Marines Get Shoddy Care

Fired therapist: Stressed Marines get shoddy care. Report that brains need care as well as feet.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Forgot Where They Were?

Biologists save fish after landslide, as for some reason, salmon try to swim up hillside, probably desperate to spawn.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Horton Spots Another One!

D.R. Horton sees twenty-six percent spike in 4Q orders, a Who!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Astronauts Take Second Walk

Astronauts gear up for 2nd spacewalk of mission to "get a little fresh hour, walk off big meal."

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Students Occupy School Buildings

UC students occupy buildings to protest fee hike, some holding signs that read, "Free The Chicago 7" and "Make Love, Not Money!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Big Banger Back

Quick restart of Big Bang machine stuns scientists as someone named Carl points out that "there ain't no gas in it!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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New Croc Fossils Found..Maybe

Three new ancient crocodile species fossils found but many suspicious as one fifty feet long, had seven legs, pointed out by giggling native.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Galileo's Tooth Found Also.

Museum that found Galileo's fingers, tooth, say the rest of the old fellow may be scattered about.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Like Converting Into Gazebos?

Owners of mall kiosks optimistic about sales. "These little kiosks can be used for many things," say sales staff.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Ark. Seeks Dump Clean-Up Funds

In Maggoty, Arkansas, Officials seek dump cleanup funds. "Nest one I see taking a dump in the creeks leading to river, I'll shoot in the ass", says law official.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Palin "Going Rogue" To Clear 2.5 Million Copies

"Going Rogue" was released this week and its print run already has been increased from 1.5 million copies to 2.5 million. Many credit bikini clad signings by Palin.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Records Won't Play

Former President Bush says that he's enjoying a copy of the Guinness Book of Records, especially the Guinness, but can't get pages to play on old phonograph.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Calling Guiness Book Of Records

FAA says equipment outage caused 819 flight delays. On the other hand, new record for # of "Mile High Club" joiners for one day as planes circled hours before landing cleared.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Couple To Be Sentenced

Couple pleads guilty in Cuban spying case as man may get life in prison, woman six years but then get to enjoy the wonderful world of Castro's Cuban paradise.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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More E-mails From Fort Hood Killer?

Levin: could be more e-mails from Ft. Hood suspect, after computer brought to his hospital bed.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Galileo Fingers Found

Two fingers removed from Galileo Galilei's corpse in a Florentine basilica in the 18th century have been recovered, an Italian museum director said Friday. Thief used fingers to measure Tequila.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Lizard Man Arrested

Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport, after giggling uncontrollably.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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No Big Problem Here!

FAQ: A normal person's guide to health care reform: Just get a 2,000 page copy of explanations and have your lawyer read it back to you.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Shroud Has Writing?

Researcher: Faint writing seen on Shroud of Turin shows it is very old as claimed or else a great forger.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Senate Healthcare Vote Due

1st Senate vote looms on health legislation as Dems promise billions more to Senator to change vote.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Obama Trumpets Himself!

Obama trumpets Asia trip as boost to US economy as he secures another $10 trillion in loans.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Hadrian Collider Restart

Quick restart of Big Bang machine stuns scientists in Geneva. Many say it will lead to great things while others say good-bye to loved ones.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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Clerics Have Firm Hold

Iran clerics approve Ahmadinejad presidency once again. Will probably remove electronic ring from his penis in the near future.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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IHOP Brit Week

International House of Pancakes Gay British fair all week with spotted dick, turd in the hole!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2009
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