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Brits Could Be Carbon Limited

Everyone in Britain should have an annual carbon ration and be penalised if they use too much fuel, the head of the Environment Agency will say. Also, farts could be limited to twelve per day.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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More Evidence By Then, Also

World leaders meeting in Singapore said it will not be possible to reach a climate change deal ahead of the UN conference in Denmark in 2020. Instant scream heard from Gore residence by neighbors.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Cloned Cat Has Problems

Scientists report having trouble with recently cloned cat as it keeps burying crap in it's food dish and jumping up on a chair every time it sees a mouse. Barks!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Obama Like/Hate Nears 50%

Gap in Obama job approval widest in modern era as Liberals approval 80%, conservatives 20%. May indicant both President, Rush Limbaugh are Idiot/Savant.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Historical Day To Americans

The people of the former Yugoslav republic of Slovenia are voting in final round of their presidential elections, as the eyes of most free Americans turn to the.....actually, the Cowboys/Packers game!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Another Star Wars

New Star Wars movie possible in 2011, the tentative title is "Bring Us Some More Of Your Money You Bunch of Freaky Geeks!"

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Gay Group Objects To Basketball Terms

Gay group objecting to the use in basketball of "Now they're switching and going man-to-man." Wouldn't be so bad if announcers didn't always snicker.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Even With Adult Diapers

"How The West Was Won, The Musical" on it's second night of first showing, no doing well.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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"Give It Your Best Shot" - reLAX

Photographer got within manual clubbing distance of Mike Tyson and paid the "piper's price".

written by Tcoah, 15 November 2009
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Helping The Psychiatrists With Their Inquiries

Indiana man checked out by police after calling 911 and saying terrorists were leaving messages on his refrigerator door, kept calling him "Chester".

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Mother Earth Seeks apology from President Obama.

President Barrack Obama after greeting Michigan with "Hello Ohio" was caught on mic saying "The states all look alike". Mother Nature through a contact in Earth first is seeking an immediate apology.

written by OIF2Sniper, 15 November 2009
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Anyone Dead Over There?

Elton John, while recovering in the hospital last week, apparently wrote a song tribute to each of the royal family.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Forgot My Leisure Suit

Florida youth won't go to school because of dad, picking him up at friend's party, kept trying to be cool with, "Well, gag me with a spoon!" saying it five separate times.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Restaurants To Merge

KFC and Burger King to merge into the newly formed, The Whopper Pecker!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Watch Those Translation Books

US citizen arrested in Brazil as his version of "Where are the bathrooms?" in Portuguese sounded like "Where are the war criminals?"

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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New Drug Invented

Chemists claim they have invented a new drug, Lilothium. Take one and you get rid of all guilt by blaming everything on your dad.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Frankfort Nutcase Arrested Again

Man in Frankfort, Kentucky arrested after he kept calling 911 ad telling them, "No enemy aircraft to report!"

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Movies Setting Records

"Fast Times At Ridgemont High" already passe in number of teen viewers by both Twilight Movie and Dirty Pantsing.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Call For Website Manager Shunning

Ye Mennonite Bugatti Vetron website still down after big bid war last week.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Nigerian Banker's Widow Arrives

Nigerian Banker's widow arrives in New York City to give e-mail helpers over $100 million dollars.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Also, Tattoo On Belly May Get Big Ass!

Physicians warn those who put naked women tattoos on their bodies be aware that as they age, the tattoos will droop as they do.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Some War Games Helpful

Experts say some war games like Tank Zone helpful to kids who must later enter military, drive on busy freeways or rush into WalMart during holidays.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Kids Prefer Halloween

Poll: Kids now prefer Halloween over Christmas because they get gifts from everyone asked, plus there's that burning bags of dog shit thing.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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But Not Reason For Spitting

Scientist at Texas Think Tank say that the number one cause for itching is watching profession baseball players.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Cannibals In Russia

'Cannibals' arrested for killing man and selling his body parts to kebab and pie shop. Sure enough, customers stated that he tasted like chicken.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Scientists Testing Ukrainian Super Flu

British scientists testing Ukrainian 'super flu' that has killed 189 people. Could combine with swine flu to produce Super-Dooper Flu.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Vacuuming Reduces Sperm Count?

Sorry darling, I can't do the vacuuming. It might damage my sperm count: The best excuse yet for men not to do the housework, not working as wife informs that there's plenty down at the sperm bank.


written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Speed Camera Charged

Speed camera that rakes in £500,000-a-year blamed for doubling of motorway casualties as drivers break from 90 to 50 MPH are back-ended!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Britain Hit By Storm

Britain battered by hurricane-force 100mph winds as 'worst storm of the year' wreaks Havoc, Essex and West Sussex.


written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Metal Barrier Collapses At Show

Four people hospitalized & 60 others were injured after a metal barrier collapsed as the X-Factor runners-up took to the stage in Birmingham city centre. Unfortunately, Simon Cowell wasn't there.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Let Him Leave In A Box

Fury as immigrant baby killer is paid £4,500 'bribe' to quit Britain. May come back after more.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Cow Dung Popular!

Cow dung to power more Dutch homes, future United States, British elections!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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No Holiday Tree

Christmas tree goes up in NY's Rockefeller Center. "If Obama calls this a 'Holiday Tree' he'll be pelted with skates", says Mayor Bloomberg.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Didn't Know About Sex

Palin says she didn't know Bristol was having sex. Apparently they had secretly used whale blubber on mattress springs.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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NBC Taken Over

Broadcast pioneer NBC prepares for cable takeover. Several protest by going back to radio, begin doing Talk Shows.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Obese Numbers Are Huge!

Study: Swine Flu may have broken out at this time due to huge number of obese people.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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That's All, Porky

Disney World takes steps to fight swine flu. Isolate three little pigs. Ban Warner Brother's Porky from premises.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Smart Phone In Brazil

Dell smart phone to debut in China, Brazil. Will answer a few questions, show off a bit.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Judge A Hero To Seals

Judge says seals can stay in California cove. Seals applaud decision, toot old car horns!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Greenpeace: Pipe Could Harm Alien Wildlife

Splash! NASA moon crash struck lots of water. Also Oil as huge pipeline goes into planning.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Swift Makes History

Taylor Swift makes history at Country Music Awards as it's the first time she's ever gotten to finish her acceptance speech.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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GOP Mouths Watering

2012 already? GOP wannabes jockeying early after recent Dem screw-ups!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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"Charge!...Fall Back, Fall Back!"

French troops launch eastern Afghan offensive, the suddenly, defensive!

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Teens Twitter Talk

Communication class for parents as they say they can now only understand half of what their kids are saying.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Not Enough Vaccines?

Thousands in area get H1N1 Swine Flu vaccines. Ten thousands get to go 'but not we, we' all the way home.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Springsteen Lost In America

Bruce Springsteen bellowed "Hello, Ohio!" to his fans at the Auburn Hills Palace. That's in Michigan. Apologizes "Pardon me, all you Buckeyes!"

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Clinton, Palin To Meet

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton says she would be happy to talk to Sarah Palin over coffee, Bill's trip to Alaska in 1999.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Enid Blyton's Noddy was banned by the BEEB, then they found out Noddy was GAY!

Enid Blyton's classic, gay Noddy, Big Ears and Mr.Plod were originally banned by the B-B-SEE, only after finding out that they were all Gay did the B-B-See give Enid's classical books a chance!

written by Jaggedone, 15 November 2009
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Shrinkings Bad & Good

Hawaii's famed white sandy beaches are shrinking. On the plus side, so are the lady's swimwear.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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"Little Gitmo" In Illinois

Source: Illinois prison eyed for Gitmo inmates. Will triple fences, guard and rename "Capone's Coop".

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Told To Talk To Dutch

A dozen gondolas snaked down the Grand Canal on Saturday in a mock funeral procession bemoaning Venice's approach to the dreaded status of living museum. Ask the Watershed Project for help.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Books Returned After 51 Years

High school librarian in Phoenix says a former student returned 2 overdue books checked out 51 years ago along with $1,000 to cover the fines. The books? "Nat. Geo. "Naked Pygmies" Vol I & II".

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Iran Condemns US

Iran condemns US mosque seizure! "Where are the radical Islamics to live?"

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Free Suu Kyi

Obama tells Myanmar junta to free Suu Kyi. Told that Suu Kyi is in Burma.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Obama Meeting Medvedev

In Asia, Obama, Medvedev see nuclear pact progress, Burley Girly Show.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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England 0 Brazil 1 and who gives a F**K

BORING, BORING, BORING, friendly game of handbags at three paces between Capello and Kaka's men! No crossing the chests required, God fell asleep!

written by Jaggedone, 15 November 2009
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Santa comes clean, he's no Paedo just a "common a garden" Trisexual!

Mums and Dads can breath a sigh of relief, Santa is not into kiddies, he just loves them bouncing on his lap, his true loves are Rudolph his Reindeer, his male Dwarfs and pissed mums at Christmas

written by Jaggedone, 15 November 2009
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"So, You Suck Blood, This Is Better Than That!"

Actors filming New Moon fire catering service after the first food order comes in with six epipens, three more needles filled with antibiotics.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Kirstie In New Movie

Kirstie Alley signs to star in new motion picture, "Grills Gone Wild".

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Plus, Hard to Find A Phone Booth These Days

According to the Daily Planet, the reason Superman didn't attempt to rescue Balloon Boy was because he went back in time at super speed and realized the whole thing was a pile of horseshit.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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Cetainly Not Boring

College tour guide in Texas admits privately at bar that he loves being on campus and that, although it did not pay especially well, there are all those wonderful drugs to repossess.

written by Bureau, 15 November 2009
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