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A Pub Miracle

Drunk runs out of bathroom of London pub yelling that a miracle had just happened and that he's just witnessed wine turning into water.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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North Yorkshire Carries out Nuclear Tests

According to a BBC presenter on '5 live', North Yorkshire have carried out illegal nuclear tests. Meanwhile, North Korea are holding 'Flat Cap Throwing Contests' and 'Whippet races'.

written by IN SEINE, 31 May 2009
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The Queen Will Not Be Attending the D-Day Anniversary Events

Her Majesty the Queen will not be attending the D-Day anniversary in Normandy because at that time, the brave men were fighting for KING and country.

written by IN SEINE, 31 May 2009
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Bluebelle's Ass-Flavored Ice Cream For Dogs

Bluebelle Ice Cream introduces Ass-Flavored Ice Cream for your doggie. The next time Bowzer sits and looks at you eating ice cream, go to the fridge & get some Bluebelle Ass Cream.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Eminem - The Candy Man

White rapper Eminem has informed MTV that Mars Incorporated has offered him $1 million to legally change his name from Eminem to M & M.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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Michael "Madam Nosey" Jackson Owes $400 Million

Michael Jackson reveals that he is over $400 million in debt. He states that he would like to receive a $400 million bailout from the U.S. government pretty please.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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The Two American Idol David's

Last year's American Idol runnerup, David Archuleta has decided to change his somewhat hard to pronounce last name. He has decided to change it to Cook...David Cook.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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Rice field murder

A suspect was arrested recently for attacking a man in a rice field with a small ceramic figurine. It's the first case on record of a knick-knack paddy whack.

written by IN SEINE, 31 May 2009
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Hollywood In Trouble?

Hollywood and Bollywood on verge of collapse as the "Support Actors Guild" threaten to go on a worldwide strike.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Joe Is Welcomed

The Daughters of the Plumbers Group For Nixon has officially named Joe The Plumber as 2008 Plumber of the Year!

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Million Man Stagger

One million alcoholic bums are planning to stage a Stagger in Washington DC in July over losing their alley and under-the-bridge homes to new homeless people.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Mexican Stand-Off

The Mexican government, whose people depend heavily upon corn for their food, has announced that they have discovered how to change ethanol into corn.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Tipper: We've Reached Tipping Point

Tipper Gore: We have reached the tipping point of obese Americans, including my husband who is being placed on a diet. Else, not only are the seas rising, the American continent is sinking.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Miss California Is Moving Out of The U.S.

Miss California Carrie Prejean says she is so frustrated with all the hoopla concerning her 'store bought' boobs, that she is planning to leave the country. The blonde has decided to move to Maine.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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Phil Spector - Mr. Wall of Sound (#5839028)

Phil Spector is sentenced to 19 years in Prison. His lawyer said oh well it looks like old Philly will be going from The Wall of Sound to The Wall of Steel.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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Will The Real American Bar Association Please Sit Down

The American Bar Association (law) has decided to change its name to avoid confusion with the other American Bar Association (beer). Their new name will be The American Gift of Gab Association.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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New Budget Flight

A new US airlines plans to charge fliers only $10, provided they fly on a Monday night between 8 & 10 PM, sit in someone's lap and fly between Duluth & Cleveland.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Motel Rules Ignored!

Couple thrown off motorcycle after hitting mattress. "I told those people that they could not take that Harley up to their room", says motel manager.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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"She's Was Always Quiet"

Cops: California woman crushed to death by 400-pound romantic husband with rose between his teeth.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Well, They Did It Again

Arkansas launches manhunt for escaped murderers who ran away from work party out on snipe hunt.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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South Korea Blasts Away

South Korea has blasted North Korea over nuclear blasts, blasted missiles fired into the blasted ocean.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Crossings Getting Really Strict

Passports Soon Required at Mexico, Canada Borders! You'll need to show photo of yourself in white collar if a priest, your butt crack if you're a plumber.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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"Jon and Kate Plus 8" Kate's New Reality Show

With talks of a possible divorce looming, the reality show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" may soon become "Kate Plus 8 Plus Her Week-End Dates."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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MP spends own money - shock

Andrew Farquharson-Brown, MP for Wanton Buttocks(South)admitted yesterday that he had actually paid for something with his own money."I am very sorry for having let the side down" He said snivellingly

written by Ricardo Fromage, 31 May 2009
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Here Are Your Pork Chops And Your Pills

The owner of a butcher shop in Brooklyn was arrested for selling his customers placebo pills which he was passing off as anti-swine flu pills.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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The Gas Station Prices Are Going Up, Up, and Away

With the price of gasoline at the gas pumps starting to increase some gas stations will be changing to a gas station/bank format.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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Jay Leno's Chin Factor

An NBC insider revealed that the real reason that Jay Leno left the Tonight Show was because his gigantic chin was starting to hurt too much.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 May 2009
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McKenna Wins, Loses

Free at last: Actress Virginia McKenna wins her 15-year battle to rescue leopards, immediately torn to shreds.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Spain Grabs British Waters

Gibraltar ambush: Spain grabs miles of British waters to carry out 'environmental protection'. Sir Francis Drake said to be on the way.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Great Carbon Credit Con!

The great carbon credit con: Why are we paying the Third World to poison its environment? Most decide: Because of that ass, Al Gore!

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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800 Awaiting Dignitas

Nearly 800 Britons on waiting list for controversial Swiss suicide clinic Dignitas. Many apparently now afraid they'll die before reaching the top of the list.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Sports Reporter Having Sport

The Today programme broadcasts radio silence thanks to errant sports reporter who was apparently having sport with new wife who had just walked into studio.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Woman Appeals Case

Mother deemed 'too stupid' to care for her daughter to appeal her case to the "Head Rabbit".

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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"Till" Almost Emptied

'Fingers in the till' Darling must go, says furious Vince Cable. "Cookie Jar just about emptied!"

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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MP Apologizes For Low Church Donation.

A Labour MP who used his expenses to claim for a £5 donation he made at a church service to commemorate the Battle of Britain has apologised. Meant to contribute more from expense account.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Labour Below Roundheads

Brown says he will not go despite Labour falling behind that of the Roundheads party for first time in over a century.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Russia Angry Over Drills

A month of NATO exercises in Georgia are coming to an end amid continuing Russian anger over the drills, final day group mooning of their troops.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Elderly Women Selling Cocaine

Police in Chile have arrested two elderly women after finding a stash of cocaine and cash in their house. Expected to draw 2 years-life sentence.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Bomb On Board!

A homemade bomb discovered in bathroom set to blow the crap out of an Iranian plane, has been defused, semi-official news agencies report.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Saberi Returns To Fargo

Iranian-American journalist Roxana Saberi has arrived in her hometown of Fargo, North Dakota two weeks after being freed from an Iranian jail. Stops to lay flowers at feet of John Bunyan statue.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Chavez Off TV For Nose Job

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has canceled an edition of his TV show, Alo Presidente, after nose grows another six-inches longer.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Hurricanes Could Expose Consumers

Anticipated hurricanes leaving consumers exposed as 150 MPH winds could blow the clothes right off a person.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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UK Lawmaker's Should Not Decide Certain Matters

Study: UK Lawmakers should not decide their own salaries, free vacations, female, male escorts, new cars, proper taxes to ignore.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Boyle On Cowell's Ass

She may not have won, but unlikely singing star Susan Boyle showed she could face the music but hurled shoe at Cowell!

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Powerful New Laser Revealed

A US weapons lab on Friday pulled back the curtain on a super laser with the power to burn as hot as a star. Right through red tape, political bullshit!

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Tough New Rules By Border Guards

New ID rules begin June 1 for Mexico, Canada trips as one must prove they are a US citizen by birth certificate, sex examination.

written by Bureau, 31 May 2009
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Verizon Sues NBC and Viagra

Verizon has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against NBC and Viagra for using their advertising slogan. Viagra commercials run in major NBC markets expounded "This is Viagra, This is Big."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 May 2009
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