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Those Are Out-Dated!

A new study reveals that seat and shoulder belt or even air bags and fire extinguishers completely useless on new nuclear hybrids.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Bunch Of Stuck-Ups

A man on a jury in Little Rock, Arkansas told to leave after he continued to try and start the wave.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Party Animal Rights

According to the New York Times, the newly formed Party Animal Rights Group is growing by the hour.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Corn Threatens Cats

Neighbors in Hartford County, Illinois say their cats arch their backs and hiss whenever they pass by Farmer Larson's genetically modified field of corn.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Kentucky Restaurant Raided

Kentucky restaurant closed after health department discovers three coon hounds cleaning dishes, two goats being used as garbage disposal.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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New ED Cures Coming

New pharmaceutical company warns Viagra, Levitra and Cialis that more cures for erectile dysfunction are on the rise.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Fish Good, Bad During Pregnancy

Study: Eating fish during pregnancy can boost your child's IQ. However, eating fish with mercury during pregnancy could bring about a second Gilbert Gottfried.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Going To Need A Bigger Wall

Mexican biologists discovering 40 dinosaur footprints in desert alarming, as they are on top of illegal immigrant footprints, all headed north.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Chimps Had Hammers

Ancient chimps may have had the use of hammers as 50,000 year-old sign dug up with: Attention Chimps, We Now Have Hammers At WalMonk!

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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New Bin Laden Report

A new CIA intelligence report saying that the United States still does not know where Bin Laden is hiding has been delivered to President Obama, who answered, "Bin who?"

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Her Majesty holds hacks hostage

The Queen is holding two journalists hostage in London's Wapping. "Tooled up" from her arms cache in the Tower of London, the monarch is reported to have said: "Who wants some of one's sceptre?"

written by neilwatson, 24 May 2009
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Prisoner found dead with unusual wounds

A prisoner was found dead today in his cell at Broadmoor. He had been shot 8 times and although there were exit wounds, there were no entry wounds. Prison authorities said: "it was an inside job."

written by IN SEINE, 24 May 2009
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The Golden Arches Made of Cheese

There are rumors floating around that NASA and McDonald's are planning a merger. NASA officials are predicting that there will be a McDonald's Restaurant on the moon by the end of the year.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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McDonalds More Healthy

McDonalds has announced that due to health concerns, all their pork fries will be cooked in canola oil.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Old Contest At Wrigley Found

A contest for the best Harry Carey lookalike was uncovered in Chicago by cleaner, as it was canceled after Carey's death in 1998. But, according to the final total, the winner was the late Bea Arthur.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Chinese Really Busy

One hundred thousand Chinese so busy moving into a new city that they forget and leave their Queen Chinese behind.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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No Fun For You", Says Bed Nazi

Husband, banned to the couch after weekend bender three weeks ago, spends another "out of the body" experience tonight.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Early Census Taker Quits

2010 census taker already started, already mad, as twin jokers keep going into other room and changing clothes, sexes, ages. Then quits as her next assignment included a clown car.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Hillary Best Sec. Of State Ever?

World leaders say that Hillary Clinton is the best Secretary of State they have ever seen. "All the time she's telling you stuff you know she's lying her head off, but she looks so sincere."

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Gore Gives Up

Tipper Gore says that since her husband, Al, has determined that there's nothing much we can do now about global warming, he's been walking around the house naked all day, eating pie.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Brain Scanners Selling Well

New bran scanner invented that can reveal people's intentions being bought up left and right by dads of teenage girls.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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"Public Got Squat To Say"

President Barack Obama says he turned down public funding because he didn't want the public having any say-so in how he runs his nation.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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"Bikini Girl's" Store-Bought Gazongas

American Idol's "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell told Ryan Seacrest that she has two of the prettiest stimulus packages west of the Mississippi.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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The Little Old Blue-Haired Grannies From Texas

The Texas-based "Daughters of The Republic of Texas" a group whose average age is 93.2 years is demanding that California change the name of The Santa Ana Winds to The Davy Crockett Winds.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Arrested NYC Woman Let Go

Woman arrested for talking on phone while crossing busy street in New York City let go after police find no phone, just another nut talking to herself.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Dick "The BunkerBoy" Cheney

The Grapefruit Growers of California have just named former Vice-President Dick Cheney as "The Bitterest Old Coot in America."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Nicole Kidman & Hugh Jackman - MovieMates

Stars of the movie Australia, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman have just signed on to star in the sequel entitled, New Zealand.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Time Warner's New Baby

Time Warner Cable will soon be unveiling its brand new channel dedicated solely to the nation's sorry state of the economy. The channel will be called "The Bankruptcy Channel."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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"The Dickster" Cheney Wants $2 Million

Dick Cheney told a book publisher that he wants a $2 million advance for the rights to his book. The publisher replied, "What? In eight years in office you probably uttered what? maybe 50 words. F.Y."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Life Imitates Art

Life imitates art as really, really ugly distorted-featured woman pleads guilty of stealing Picasso masterpiece.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Apple's New Rival Heads

iPhone Rivals of Apple have hired William Tell and his son to "head up" New Ideas department.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Why Adam Lost American Idol (reason #4)

Because the last time the American people "listened to the experts" and voted, they got bent over and stuck with Obama.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 May 2009
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Why Adam Lost American Idol (Reason #3)

Ernie the Keebler Elf is the only fudge packer most men in the Bible Belt want to support.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 May 2009
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Britneys Bites Madonna

Britney sees image of singer Madonna on piece of toast she usually has for breakfast. Enjoys nibbling her head off.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Why Adam Lost American Idol (reason #2)

Girls like to cheer for a guy that wants to get into their panties, not to wear them.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 May 2009
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Why Adam lost American Idol (reason #1)

People were afraid that he might scream the National Anthem at this year's Super Bowl.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 May 2009
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Budget Almost Ready

President Barack Obama says he is almost through putting the new US budget together for fiscal year 2009-2010, should be able to send to China by mid-June for approval.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Chris wins American Idol after nearly 40% of all votes come from his home state

It took almost 100 years, but people in Arkansas have finally learned how to use a telephone.

written by Jalapenoman, 24 May 2009
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Racy pictures of Bristol Palin discovered in High School Yeabook

Of course, all of the girls pictured in yearbooks in Alaska have their headlights burning; That's what makes the annuals bestsellers!

written by Jalapenoman, 24 May 2009
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Ancient Urinal Discovered

Archaeologists say that the discovery of an ancient stone urinal proves that man stood erect one million years earlier than previously thought.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Aztec Amusement Park Revealed

Evidence of good-sized ancient amusement park with bent tree rides, grapevine swings jungle slide dug up just outside ruins of ancient Aztec pyramid.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Joe Reveals All

Somali pirates arrested outside of the White House after trying to enter, show police map purchased from Joe Biden showing location of hidden treasures.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Kiefer "The Head-Butter" Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland who head-butted a designer and was charged with assault met with the victim. Reports are that Kiefer repeatedly head-butted the victim until the victim agreed to drop the charges.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Dick "Mr. Waterboarder" Cheney Inserts Foot In Mouth (Again!)

Dick Cheney has once again defended the practice of waterboarding. The "Dickster" remarked, "What is the big deal, I mean it's not like we used hot water."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Tamiflu May Not Work

Tamiflu might not work against swine flu, Government's own scientist, Tammi Fluharty, warns.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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"Batter Up - Play Ball"

The word on the streets of Mogadishu is that the Somali Pirates are planning on moving to Pittsburgh.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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The Germ-Filled Windstorm

A powerful windstorm hits Los Angeles. Puzzled weather authorities later reveal that it was just Kirstie Alley sneezing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Elder Floridians Hit With The Sunshine Flu

Senior citizens living in southern Florida are reporting several outbreaks of what Florida physicians are calling "The Sunshine Flu." One of the main symptoms is an extreme urge to pick citrus.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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The Fence Building Contract Went To The Lowest Bidder

The mayor of Laredo, Texas has tipped off the FBI that many of the workers who are building the U.S. - Mexico border fence are in fact illegal aliens.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Governor "Shotgun" Sarah

Governor Sarah Palin emailed Katie Couric and told her that she has been feeling kind of depressed lately. She confessed to Couric that she had not shot a moose in almost two whole weeks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2009
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Bully's Lifetimes Shorter Than Wimps

A new school study has revealed that the average school bully's life is shorter than the pick-on nerd who comes back to school heavily armed.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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One-Millionth Spoof Site!

The one-millionth internet spoof site, "Neanderthal Balls" has been sued by the original spoof site, "Neanderthal Balls".

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Another Watts Riot?

EU to replace watts with continental 'lumens' Critics say it will lead to "Watts Riots" like those in the United States during the 1965 Los Angeles neighborhood.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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New Pub Rules

Now drinkers must wait in 'post office-style' queues at their local pub. Anyone crawling must go back to the end of the line.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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"We've Won The War!"

Minister's fury at Spanish moves to take over Gibraltar waters as Navy ship moves in. "We've sank their whole Armada", says MP trying to distract Brits from recent MP government thefts.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Pakistan Takes Key City Key

Pakistan, fighting for key city against the Taliban, capture the key to the city mayor had given Taliban leaders.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Facebook Blocked

Iran's government has blocked access to social networking site Facebook ahead of June's presidential elections, according to Iran's ILNA news agency. "It was including women without veils."

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Lean, Mean Machine

President Barack Obama says he hopes US carmakers will come out "leaner and meaner" from their financial troubles. Also "greener, cleaner and keener" adds Jesse Jackson.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Rather Be Dancing

One of four political parties in Madagascar has pulled out of the talks to end a political crisis and returned to partying.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Mongolians Voting Today

Voters in Mongolia are electing a new president, a year after vote-rigging claims in parliamentary polls triggered deadly riots in the country. Most are said to be favoring Nambaryn The Hun.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Shuttle To Land In Hudson

Nasa is planning a new landing attempt for the space shuttle Atlantis, after bad weather at the Florida landing site cancelled an earlier attempt. Look for it to land today in the Hudson River in NYC.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Buckingham Palace Chauffeur Suspended

Buckingham Palace suspends a chauffeur after undercover reporters claimed to have gained access to highly sensitive areas of the building like Prince Charles reading Playboy while on the "throne".

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Serial Killer Used Christie Plots

Iranian authorities have said a woman accused of being a serial killer said she took her ideas from the novels of British crime author Agatha Christie, especially "Murder On The Tehran Express".

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Many Injured During Music Festival

At least 110 people are reported injured in the Moroccan capital Rabat, after being crushed in a stampede at the Mawazine world music festival. Foot stomping made illegal. Only hand clapping allowed.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Shuttle Tries To Land

Shuttle tries to land again after 2 days of rain as astronauts say they are tired of drinking their own piss.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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Illerate Driver Injures 11

11 spectators hurt during 'figure 8' race in Ohio when car suddenly does a figure 88.

written by Bureau, 24 May 2009
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