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Differnces Of Opinion

A new study of the belief in global warming around the world, shows that people are becoming more polarized than ever.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Harass Pulled From Race

In the 5th race tomorrow at Churchill downs, the owners of Harass has withdrawn their horse until he was seen limping slightly today. So, in the 5th at Churchill Downs, be sure to scratch Harass.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Pinocchio Barely Wins

In the seventh at Churchill Downs Monday, Pinocchio wins a close one by a nose.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Village Idiots Not Really Idiots

British study reveals that almost twenty-five percent of all Village Idiots are illegal aliens, not really idiots, just cannot understand English.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Cockroach Study Completed

Three scientists working together in Warsau, Poland say they have managed to clone a cockroach.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Keebler An Above Standards Product

The Food & Drug Administration says that less than one half of one percent of Keebler products have mouse, elf droppings.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Parents Magazine Report

Report form Parent's Magazine: Home-schooled children have much better attendance records than those in public schools.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Oil Being Horded

Recent discovery of oil in southern China being horded by Chinese hordes, says Japan.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Hubble Bubble Toil 'n' Trouble...

Astronuts repair NASA's broken telescope, hexed by naked diaper-wearing International Space Station siren Lisa Nowak

written by queen mudder, 19 May 2009
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Scientists unveil ancient primate fossil

We think it's the first Archbishop of Canterbury a source at the Unnatural Hystery Museum commented.

written by queen mudder, 19 May 2009
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They do not make them like they used to

A Ledbury woman who dug up a Victorian gold watch in a garden, among a hoard of thousands of other antiques, claims it was still ticking and keeps perfect time.

written by IN SEINE, 19 May 2009
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Robert Mugabe Follows Trump's Suit

As Donald Trump is to sue a writer for claiming that he is a millionaire and not a billionaire, Robert Mugabe is doing just the same thing (except to several thousand writers to make up the exchange rate)!

written by IN SEINE, 19 May 2009
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Neil Horan to join Irish girl-group 'Bewitched'

Ex Priest and sane person Neil Horan of 'Puddledance' fame is to join 'Bewitched' on their latest come-back tour. He will be wearing the 'cape' an 'kilt' but teaming it with a denim outfit.

written by Khadija, 19 May 2009
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VP Buckwheat

Vice President toured Eastern Kentucky's underground coal mines today. With all the hair plugs and coal soot, looks exactly like Buckwheat on Little Rascals.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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St. .Larry's Day

United States, Briton bars say they will be open and for everyone to come by and help them celebrate Saint Larry's Day!

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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US Unemployment drops

April unemployment drops in America as hundreds of job seekers outsource themselves to India.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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We're In Good Hands

FBI agent discovers a CIA agent has broken into his house and copied his records while he was out breaking into CIA agants house, copying records.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Bedbugs Becoming Couchbugs

A new breed of bedbug have recently been discovered in several apartments in NYC and also hotels. Now they're in people's homes, but appear to prefer coaches with fat munchies eaters.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Gitmo Prisoner's Story

A former Gitmo prisoner say they were all taken to a boat that went under Niagara Falls and thirty were water boarded at the same time, one escaped in barrel.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Huge Iceberg Melts

American scientists say that an iceberg the size of Oprah Winfrey's lost fat has completely melted.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Plus They Were All Named Patsy

Camera guy for new "Girls Gone Wild: Mud Wrestling" not seen or heard from after filming two years ago.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Colas Cause Weak Bones

Drinking too much cola can cause weak bones and even paralysis, experts warn. Better stay with scotch and bourbon.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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"Acts Of Great Stupidy"

Motorist whose best friend died while hitching a lift on his bicycle at 25mph is jailed for 'act of great stupidity'. Several MP's up on the same charge.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Investments Down A Turd

U.S. investors still staying away as many view Bernie Madoff scam the leading cause of investments being down by a turd.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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The Mustang Ranch's New Promotion

The Mustang Ranch in Nevada is really getting hit hard due to the nation's faltering economy. The brothel's general manager has initiated a new promotion..."Buy a girl and get two Big Macs free."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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GPS Systems Worrying Some

GPS satellite system close to breakdown and could fail by 2010 or earlier, leading motorists straight into the Channel.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Prostitutes Remove Signs

With Reno and Las Vegas prostitutes having a recession also, most have removed signs that say, "You Must Be This Big To Enter Here".

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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A Barney Frank By Any Other Name

Congressman Barney Frank of Massachusetts has decided to change his name to the more politically correct Barney Wiener.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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The Green River Police Pups

The Police Department of Green River, Wyoming in an effort to save money on dog food is selling their three German Shepherd police dogs and replacing them with Pomeranians.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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FoxGOP

It is now official. The Fox News Network has just become part of the GOP National Committee. A Fox spokesperson said, "Hey, we just realized that we weren't fooling anyone, anyway, so what the heck."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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The Bolivian Astronaut

Bolivia has just announced that they are firing their only astronaut. A spokesperson for the Bolivian Space Agency BOLIAIR said that the astronaut began acting extremely 'spacey.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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That's Life For You!

One-Chance-In-Ten-Million Super Ten State Lottery Winner gets crushed by huge fallen chuck of iced commode contents from airplane flying overhead.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Brooklyn Bridge Birthday

The Brooklyn Bridge will celebrates 126th anniversary and over 2000th sale to the gullible this week.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Gay Marriage Approved

A new survey says that gay marriages now have almost 100% approval, just as long as it's one lesbian marrying one gay man.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Coal Company Promises

The nation's leading coal producers talking it up about producing "clean Coal". "Will allow soot to come down as rainbow Skittles!"

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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America On Right Track

New Poll: Nearly 90 percent of all Americans believe we are now on the right track, for a depression.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Rapper's death "not the first, won't be the last"

Rapper Dolla has been pronounced dead after being shot outside a mall. Although rushed to hospital, Dolla's condition was described as "no change". Music fans are hoping for another bulletin' soon.

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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Two Mergers Out

Porsche and VW merger 'in doubt'. Also, Hummer and Segway merger 'no doubt'.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Last Tiananmen "Holligan" Released

China frees the last activist still jailed for "hooliganism" relating to Tiananmen Square democracy movement. Like over 100 released earlier, he says that HE was the one who stood in front of tanks.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Moat claim MP suffering from "Turrets Syndrome"

Former Tory minister Douglas Hogg is to stand down as an MP at the next general election, to spend more time repelling invaders from his country pile. His expenses also included oil and a cauldron.

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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US Judge Delays Sentencing

A US judge has postponed the sentencing of a woman who used a fictional online personality to bully a 13-year-old girl, after he receives an email from her that caused his hair to turn white.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Fossil Connents Us All Up

The remains of a 47-million-year-old, lemur-like creature have been unveiled in the US. The fossil is claimed to be a "missing link" between today's Simon Cowells & more distant relatives like Regis.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Clinton Headed For Haiti

Former President Bill Clinton is being sent to Haiti as a U.S. Representative. Clinton was a natural choice after he turned Al Gore into a zombie over ten years ago.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Sierra Leone's Rolling Rock

Two people are killed and many injured by a huge boulder rolling down the hilltops overlooking Sierra Leone's capital. A couple of Palestinians in the area are being questioned.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Californians To Vote

Californians vote on budget woes today. Top issue: Should California issue it's own money, the "Forn"?

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Drinking cola "hollows out the body"

Once consumed, popular colas "eat the drinker from the inside out," according to one doctor. "Whoa!" responded a cola manufacturer, "That's totally hokey, totally. Knees bend, arms stretch, ra ra ra."

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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Fox chickens out of Terminator TV series

Fox has axed Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. The broadcaster expects the show to recover, be blown apart, stand up again, be dismembered and re-assemble, before being kicked into an acid vat.

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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Sarah Palin's View On Russia

Governor Sarah Palin remarked that now that a lot of the snow has melted she can really see Russia a lot better from her front porch.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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Nancy Pelosi is State Shopping

Nancy Pelosi has said that she is planning on purchasing the state of California, which is on the brink of bankruptcy. Pelosi said her first act would be to impeach Governor Schwarzenegger.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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The New Baskin-Robbins Flavor?

Baskin-Robbins is denying the rumor that they will be replacing one of their 31 flavors with a new flavor named after the hip hop rapper 'Flavor Flav'.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 May 2009
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War on terror won with racial slur!

It has been revealed that a racial slur convinced bin laden to give up. We'ed say more, but there isn't much to say about it.

written by warmaster, 19 May 2009
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Bozo's Last Days

Close friends of Bozo the Clown who died last year say they often witnessed him walking around, honking to himself.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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They're Finally Back

Heavy Rock Group, AC/BC get back together to do their first tour in 10,000 years.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Americans Not Spending

Study reveals that Americans are not only not spending their stimulus package money but also, very few paying attention to change to daylight Saving Time.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Doc Taking Bribes

Doctor arrested for taking bribes from male patients to tell their wives that "Oral Sex" was the only way they could be cured.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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U.S. #1

A new study shows that the United States leads the world once again in the number of pets that have found their way back home.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Swedish win Eurovision Frond Contest

Sweden has been crowned King of Compost. The contest is always held on the winner's home turf. Next year, the contest is to be held in Chelsea, but on turf imported from the Swedish town of Mailmerj.

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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"Toil And Trouble"

Local witch in Newport, Rhode Island arrested for trying to poke out visiting Newt Gingrich's eye.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Pope Pretty Sure

Pope Benedict XVI says that he could be wrong but that he's pretty sure he's infallible.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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"In The Pocket"

Armchair quarterback claims that it's his wife and daughter who in usually "in the pocket".

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Minister's U-turn in red light law causes prostitute pile-up

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith stands accused of back-pedalling her policy on men who pay for sex. Solicitors Union spokesperson Poppy Project denies Smith's conjugals that her "husband was map-reading."

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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Ethiopean Army In Somalia

Ethiopian military forces have crossed back into Somalia, barely three months after leaving, witnesses told the BBC. Claim they took a wrong turn in Eritrea.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Cleaner Cars, Trucks

Browner: New rules to provide cleaner cars, trucks. Each must go through car wash to enter, leave country.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Biden Reveals Secret Location

Biden reveals location of super-secret 9/11 bunker. "I figured he'd never be able to keep his mouth shut", states Dick Cheney.

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Obama Won't Meet With Governor

President Obama refuses to meet with Governor Gibbons of Nevada about tourism comments, "You'll come back wearing a barrel".

written by Bureau, 19 May 2009
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Rap DJ to replace "embattled" Michael Martin

The House of Commons Speaker is to be "pimped" by rap DJ Westwood: "Woofer and Tweeter, I'm replacin' the Speaker." In 2006, the DJ accused Tory leader David Cameron's face of encouraging knife crime.

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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The 'Hum' Has Been around Longer Than Thought

It is believed that the 'Hum' is a legacy from the Royal Air Force, in WWII days when they used to quote "Beware of the hum in the sun!". Sorry, that should have been "Beware of the HUN in the sun!"

written by IN SEINE, 19 May 2009
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Beware of the 'Hum'

According to scientists, the 'hum', as it is known, can have devastating effects to those who hear it. However, those who smell it can suffer even more!

written by IN SEINE, 19 May 2009
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"Don't stop 'til you get enough" financial advisors warn Jacko

Thermoplastic "King of Pop" Michael Jackson has confirmed a seven-year residency at London's O2 Arena, starting 8th July. Advisors Gamble and Huff say tickets will cost up to £75, but kids are free.

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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Sri Lankan government claims Scrabble victory after 26-year game

Mahinda Rajapaksa has claimed Scrabble victory over Velupillai Prabhakaran after the Sri Lankan leader penned the Tamil Tigers leader into a 20x20-metre square of jungle away from a triple word score.

written by neilwatson, 19 May 2009
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Two Hams Say Laughter Is best Medicine for Swine Flu

Comedy team and Swine Flu victims Steven Blump and Marcus Greenfelder are infecting audiences with their midwest comedy tour. "This show is bound to give you give fever and fits" says Blump.

written by Jstout, 19 May 2009
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Pelosi Making Wake

Nancy Pelosi accuses CIA of lying about water boarding. "They told me using a towel and chair would keep my balance on the board better."

written by Jstout, 19 May 2009
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