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Speed Dating

Are you good at quickly packing Moroccan dates into small packets to conceal the stuff? Call Mustapha 085002 478392084

written by Midgetgems, 17 May 2009
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Bald and Ugly?

Let us turn things around for you. Log on to uglyandbald.web

written by Midgetgems, 17 May 2009
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Duke Of Edinburgh's Award 2009

For the fifty-third year running the Duke Of Edinburgh's Award has been won by Prince Philip

written by Seamus Nottrew, 17 May 2009
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Gentleman Spotted in India

Along with a spotted deer and a spotted cat.

written by J.K. Baltzersen, 17 May 2009
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The Economic Crisis Hits The Vatican

The Vatican reports that due to the economic crisis it will be laying off 17 of the 58 cardinals.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2009
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Windows 7 By Any Other Name

Microsoft in order to capture more of the Las Vegas market will be marketing their new Windows 7 in Nevada as Windows 7-11.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2009
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The North Korea/South Korea Misslie News

South Korea says that they have now developed a missile. They say that they plan to test it out by shooting down the next missile that North Korea launches.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2009
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Greenland's Navy Is Sailing Away

Greenland has decided to disband her navy. The three canoes and rowboat will be placed on eBay.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2009
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Malia & Sasha's South American Gifts

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez in a gesture of goodwill has given the 'First Kiddoes' Malia and Sasha 50 barrels of Venezuelan oil each.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2009
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Condi's Food

The makers of Uncle Ben's Converted Rice will soon be manufacturing a new product line called Condoleezza Rice.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2009
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Illegal Immigrant Hired

Illegal immigrant hired to write new Spoof Snippet for lazy-assed Bureau!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Cindy McCain On Facebook!

Cindy McCain's entry on Facebook: "John has had his bath, new pajamas put on him and is now fast asleep."

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Bulimic Stripper In A Hurry

Bulimic stripper jumps out of REALLY hollowed-out cake at bachelor party and makes a dash for the bathroom!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Everythings On EBay

Scientist that found the cure for the common cold to auction off findings on eBay next month.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Its Condition Is Improving

Auto dealer who told you last week that your trade-in used car was "a piece of junk", tells your brother this week that it's a "nice little fixer-upper"!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Mickey D's Employee Cracks

McDonald's employee finally cracks up and drops heated pie down front of customer's drawers, deep-fries his boss's ears.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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New David Blaine Stunt

Magician David Blaine to do complete autopsy while being blindfolded and judged by professionals on ABC in July.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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New Bear Trap Charity Started

Hollywood Star to begin a hidden bear trap charity after his son squats on bear trap in bushes during recent Boy Scout outing.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Havoc At Dennys

Big breasted waitress and misspelled "Super Tater Tits" on the menu creates havoc at local Denny's Restaurant!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Must Be Prudent

The increasing prices of gasoline, groceries and medication is leading many to do their shoplifting more carefully.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Trump Gets It

Donald Trump tells officer on the first floor that this morning's cold water balloon outside the Tower was a wake-up call!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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She's Still Got It!

Twenty years later, former Miss America says she would still like for the whole world to be at peace, have plenty to eat, with lots of daisies and daffodils.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Mrs O'Leary's Cow Innocent

According to newly revealed Gitmo records, detainee admitted to starting the 1871 Great Chicago Fire! Regrets that an innocent, Mrs O'Leary's cow, Beatrice, was hung.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Raddison's Free Breakfast

The Raddison Hotel says that business has been up during the past few months and that they plan to open a new Raddison near Keystone, Colorado with a free Continental Divide Breakfast.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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You Want Clams With That?

McDonald's has opened up it's first swim-through restaurant in Nassau, Bahamas.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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"Imagine" Almost Like A Religion

Imagine that ... cathedral bells in Liverpool play Lennon's anti-religion hit. "The song has become almost like a religion to John's fans", says bystander.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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MP's Secret Revealed

Revealed: The thousands of pounds claimed by MPs who wanted to keep expenses secret. They invested it with Bernie Madoff.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Queen Deeply Troubled, Pissed

The Queen tells Gordon Brown she is 'deeply troubled' over MPs' expenses. "Begone with the lot of them!"

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Kid Still Neglected

The mother of neglected kid's ghost ignores her again as she stays busy scaring the crap out of the rest of her family.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Barrack Obama To Take The American Army Out Of Iraq

No one really gives a shit that there's a war anymore

written by John Dorian, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States due to Obama's acts toward Socialist State

Bilingual education repealed, political correctness ends, and 2 million illegal aliens are deported to Mexico in first week (most sneak into California).

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Google releases statistics on internet searches for anti-gay marriage Miss California

More women in San Francisco searched the internet for her naked pictures than men.

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States due to Obama's goal of Socialist State

The new country will have the world's third largest natural gas reserves, after Alaska and Rosie O'Donnell's behind.

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Tom Hanks comes out against Miss California's anti gay marriage stand

"Well, sure she's got a nice rack, but those boobs are just un-American!"

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Miss California, the opponent of gay marriage, comments on nude photos

"I don't want any of you dikey lesbians looking at my titty pictures on the internet because they are just for horny boys and men!"

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Race Relations Worsen As Tyres Are Sabotaged

A cycle race in Scotland has been sabotaged by locals who placed nails on the route. Hundreds of competitors suffered punctures, however, nobody was hurt and they were not accused 'tacks evasion'.

written by IN SEINE, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States due to Obama's attempt at Socialist State

Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Arkansas, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Idaho, Arkansas, Kansas, Missouri, Montana, and Alaska all want to come to the party too.

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States due to Obama's dream of Socialist State

Obama tries to mobilize military to stop secession, but most of them have emigrated and moved to Fort Bliss or Fort Hood.

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States due to Obama's wanting Socialist state

Oprah sued again when she responds by saying "I knew that they were just a bunch of mad cows down there!"

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States due to Obama's desire for Socialist State

Will they change the name of the amusement park to "Seven Flags over Texas"?

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States Due to Obama's creation of Socialist state

OPEC invites Texas to join since they will now be a huge exporter of foreign oil to the U.S.

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Texas to leave United States due to Obama seeking Socialist State

Comrade Barack asks "Will this mean the Cowboys aren't America's team anymore?"

written by Jalapenoman, 17 May 2009
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Never Pay For Hospital Enemas

If you have to go to the hospital and your HMO doesn't cover enemas, just have them bring your bill early. That'll scare the shit right out of you.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Free Viagra For Hard Times

The Bayer Aspirin has agreed to give away free Viagra pills to the nation's older people during these present hard times.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Production Of Hops, Jumps

The United States Secretary of Agriculture has reported a big jump in the production of hops.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Shoes Are Flying

Heavily shoed man, getting hit several times, makes case once again for those with fear of public speaking

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Taliban At Epcot Center

Disney World has new Taliban section opened at Epcot Center for those who want their asses publicly whipped.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Global Economy Down

Global economy once again down in 2009 first quarter as sales of globes at 50-year low.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Elders Need More Sun

Spending more time in the sun could help older people cut their risk of heart disease and diabetes say experts as nude sunbathing areas to be provided at retirement homes.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Female First To Win

In Baltimore yesterday it was girl power as filly Rachel Alexandra makes history by being the first filly to win the Prickness!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Lithuania Electing New President

People in Lithuania are voting for a new president amid widespread concern about the economic downturn. Thus far Grybauskaite leads 5 votes to 2.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Obama Bans Huntsman

US President Barack Obama has named the Republican Governor of Utah, Jon Huntsman, as ambassador to China. Huntsman, who many believe may run against Obama in 2012, also had his U.S. Visa revoked.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Mexico Border Wars

President Obama, Mexican President agree that border wars over cocaine must be snorted out.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Counter Counter Intelligence

An armed gang disguised as police has broken into a jail in northern Mexico and freed more than 50 prisoners, who were actually police dressed as prisoners!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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In A Terrible State

Israel Prime Minister 'may back two states', State of Confusion and State of Emergency!

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Obama Escapes From Mother-In-Law Again

US President Barack Obama is to make a week-long foreign tour in July that will include Russia, Italy, Shangri La, Atlantis and Ghana, the White House says.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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Somali Militants Capture Key Town

Somali militants capture key town as mayor, leading citizens forced to hand over key to the city.

written by Bureau, 17 May 2009
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