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Wallace and Gromit are squatting at the Chelsea flower show

World-famous inventors Wallace and Gromit have been down on their luck recently. The duo are squatting in James May's plasticine garden at the Chelsea flower show and are expecting eviction next week.

written by IN SEINE, 16 May 2009
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Royal hysterian sectiojned!

Hugo Vickers has shat his knickers.

written by queen mudder, 16 May 2009
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Policewoman Accused of Having Sex with a Pole While Posing As a Prostitute

A Nottingham policewoman was accused of having sex with a pole today. "This is nonsense, I'm innocent!" She said. The Pole, Josef Kracovitchinski,of Warsaw 'got off'- his evidence wouldn't stand up.

written by IN SEINE, 16 May 2009
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$1 million egg discovered

A Russian fertility clinic has implanted an egg into a childless woman this week. It was found to be no less than a jewel-encrusted egg produced by Carl Faberge at the turn of the century.

written by IN SEINE, 16 May 2009
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MP's Expenses Scandal

It's political incorrectness gone mad!

written by Seamus Nottrew, 16 May 2009
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Patient Mix-Up

Plastic surgeon sued after patient mix-up leaves guy scared from auto accident with huge boobs.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Myanmar's Burmese People

New study shows that nearly 80 percent of people living in Myanmar think they're still living in Burma.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Hosed Her Down

Local fireman's wife tells judge that her husband forces her to dress up as a CPR dummy before having sex.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Stinking Creek Winner Disqualified

National winner of Stinking Fart contest at Stinking Creek, Tennessee, loses crown after admitting to illegal hemorrhoid use.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Mount Rushmore Could Change

Thousands of Rush Limbaugh fans demand that Limbaugh's face be added to the four already on Mount Rush-More.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Hubble Vision Improved

Restored, even better Hubble Telescope reveals brown ring around Uranus, nuclear missile attached to Chinese communications satellite.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Wrong Mushroom Identification

Scoutmaster and all 22 scouts die trying to fly off East Tennessee mountainside after wild mushroom hunt.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Judges Blown Away By Terrific Recipe

County judges in Lancaster, Pennsylvania blown away by the winner of this year's winning chili recipe.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Read Those Warning Labels

Man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles with a stun gun last week still begging for someone to kill him.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Blow Me Down!

Building of windmills in Tornado Alley for energy idea given up after study reveals they could cause Category 5 Tornado to increase to 500 MPH wind gusts.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Naked Republicans On TV

Photos of naked Republicans in Congress being stacked up and being pointed at by Nancy Pelosi shown on Al-Jazeera TV.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Celebration Out Of Control.

Iran, celebrating it's successful missile launching today by firing rifles into the air, shoot down missile outside Tehran.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Another Nixon Tape Relesed

Newly released President Nixon tape reveals big crash and loud cursing as Gerald Ford apparently fell over Henry Kissinger on floor throwing a fit.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Regis Finally Gone

Lots of old friends and family members gather around as final tribute as Regis finally put to sleep.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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McCains In Phoenix

John and Cindy McCain are in Phoenix, Arizona today to help John's son, John Boy, celebrate his 64th birthday.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Fart Claims Two

Alcoholic who drank gasohol, ate chili, killed along with cigarette smoker in elevator explosion that rocks building in Metropolis, Illinois.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Shut Your Piehole Order Issued

An East Tennessee judge has issued a "Shut Your Piehole" order in Knoxville couple's trial.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Judo At Blockbusters

Blockbuster Movie Rental Franchises to add self-defence classes at all Blockbusters, especially Judo.

written by Bureau, 16 May 2009
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Time for bad news

Memo to all ministers: This would a perfect time to put out all your 'bad news' press releases?

written by marlowe, 16 May 2009
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Flag Business at Half-Staff

Cuts at GM, Chrysler dealerships "devastating" to Giant American Flag industry.

written by Heewack, 16 May 2009
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Johnny Depp's Next Swashbuckling Motion Picture

Johnny Depp has signed to star in his next swashbuckling epic. This one is called, The Pittsburgh Pirates vs. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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It's Not Cameron (Dee-Ass) It's Cameron (Dee-Us)

Cameron Diaz has decided to change her Spanish last name, which almost everyone mispronounces as 'Dee-Ass' instead of 'Dee-Us.' Her new last name will be Days.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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Indiana Jones Next Movie

Harrison Ford has announced that he will soon begin filming the latest in his Indiana Jones sequels. The film is entitled, Indiana Jones and The Misplaced Stimulus Package.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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The Highly Pissed Off Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston has reportedly named her new pet monkey Angelina. An extremely furious Jolie names her pet peeve Jennifer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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The Italian Wine Flu Update

Venice, Italy is reporting that the wine flu outbreak is apparently worse than they had originally believed. Dozens of gondoleers have been arrested for DUI.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix

Russell Crowe will be starring in a new movie about Joaquin Phoenix. The film is titled, By The Time I Get To Phoenix, I'll Be Gone.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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The Victoria's Secrets of Europe

Victoria's Secret announces that many of its European outlets will soon begin selling Susan Boyle Fake Eyebrows.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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Can You Hear The Lawsuits Now?

The city of Mobile, Alabama is getting ready to file name infringment lawsuits against dozens of Mobile phone companies throughout America.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2009
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