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Vanna To Miss Some Shows

Regis has reported that Vanna White will be missing the next few episodes of Wheel Of Fortune due to Loose Vowel Syndrome.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Feherty Apologizes

Golf analyst Feherty sorry for Pelosi joke in Dallas magazine but stands by statement that Pelosi IS a joke.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Brown Red-Faced

GORDON Brown was red-faced again last night after his MAKE-UP tips, prescriptions for Viagra and hemmoroid cream were left in a taxi by a bungling aide.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Somali Pirates Getting Inside Help

Somali pirates 'get targets from London informers', telling them just where the city is weakest in case boats can maneuver into channel.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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The Egyptians claim that Nefertiti's bust is a fake!

A row has broken out between Germany and Egypt. The Germans say that Queen Nefertiti had a 44 inch chest, Egypt refutes any these claims by saying there were no such thing as implants in those days.

written by norma snockers, 11 May 2009
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Two Injured In Tennessee

Two people were injured in Townsend, Tennessee when car that was up on blocks with "Just Married" sign on it and tin cans tied to the back bumper, was rocked off it's blocks.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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More Drug Shootouts

Still more drug shootouts between rival drug gangs in Mexico lat night near the US border in La Violencia, once known as the winter home of the Monarch Butterflies.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Coco Gee Go!

A coco farmer in Bogota, Columbia spotted doing over 110 miles per hour on tractor!

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Passing The Buck!

Owner, Manager, Demolition Crew all blame each other over misunderstanding that led to sports stadium being flattened during game.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Shake Shake Shake!

Number One on the Amish Top One Hundred List for the 52nd week in a row, "Shake Your Buggy, Shake Your Buggy!"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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NYT Article Expose'

Copy of The New York Times with headlines, "American Consumers Rank At The Very Bottom In Environmental Consciousness" spotted blowing across Madison Avenue.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Shoppers Being Duped

Shoppers are being duped by cheap copycat versions of popular brands of everything from shampoo to biscuits, it has been claimed. "The shampoo looked just like real poo to me", stated one shopper.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Tycoon Has Second Family

Fund tycoon in £11m divorce row had a secret second family living round the corner from his wife. Wife: "I need to get out more."

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Same Sort Of Trademark

Headless body found wrapped in sack and dumped in a lagoon is believed by police to be the work of the same person who put a head in a sack and threw it in lagoon yesterday.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Chef Refuses To Cook Pork

Muslim chef 'refused to cook sausages and bacon for police officers' breakfasts'. "No wonder they call them "pigs" says chef.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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House made of shells in Harry Potter film must be demolished

A house made completely from shells, to feature in the new Harry Potter film must be demolished for it was not built with planning permission, according to Pembroke District Council.

written by norma snockers, 11 May 2009
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Sir Ridley Scott fined for paying below minimum wage

Film director, Sir Ridley Scott, has been fined for paying the soldiers in the new Robin Hood film, below the minimum wage. He only paid them 2 shillings each (which was a lot of money in those days).

written by norma snockers, 11 May 2009
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Edgar Allan Poe's Real Last Name

Edgar Allan Poe's real name was Edgar Allan Poetry. His father changed it because he said that it sounded a little too poetic.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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The Santa Barbara Wildfires: He Was Just Clearing A Little Brush

The Santa Barbara wildfires have burned 8,000 acres and destroyed over 30 homes. They were started by a man using a power tool. Meanwhile the Brentwood earthquake was caused by Kirstie Alley jogging.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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The Real Dickens' Author

CNN News has learned that Charles Dickens did not write the two epic novels 'A Christmas Carol' and 'David Copperfield.' Both were actually written by the wife of Dickens' gardener Palomita Juarez.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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"Spin The Bottle" Quick!

The U.S. Health Department has just announced that due to the H1N1 Flu they are initiating a nation-wide ban on the party game "Spin The Bottle."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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Hannity & O'Reilly (The Foxers)

Dick Cheney has reportedly confided to a very close friend that the whole Weapons of Mass Destruction lie was just simply a ploy dreamed up by Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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The New Jersey Fantasy Baseball League

The state of New Jersey has announced they'll be investigating the charges that some of the players in The State's Fantasy Baseball League may have used performance enhancing drugs (i.e. steroids).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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The War of 1812?

Historians have recently discovered that The War of 1812, was actually fought in 1813. But they say that the cost of changing the date in all of the school books would cost an astonishing $18 million.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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Wisconsin's "Dibble Dabble"

The swimming pool game known as 'Dibble Dabble' has been banned in Wisconsin because of the recent reports of widespread cheating throughout the state.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 May 2009
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Home Schooling Drawback

Study: While home-schooled children score horribly in world geography, most can name you every single item in every room of their house.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Fly On The Wall

Man who got his wish about being a fly on the wall in the Clinton's bedroom gets squashed by rolled up newspaper during Bill's head beating.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Obama Appreciates Sykes Humor

President Obama laughs at Wanda Sykes joke about Rush
Limbaugh: 'I hope his kidneys fail'...falls on floor laughing when she states: "I hope Cheney's heart explodes! Ashcroft gets Swine Flu & dies!"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Nike's New Shoes

Nike has introduced a new line of elevator shoes that not only look natural but play Yanni, Manilow tunes while you're wearing them.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Scientists Mark Anniversary

Scientists mark fifty years of trying to contact intelligence anywhere in the universe, but have given up after the last administration in Washington.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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A-Rod Took Steroids Early?

A new book that has just came out says that A-Rod of Yankees took steroids in high school, Bobby Bonds in Kindergarten.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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New "Fargo II"

John Carpenter has announced that he is to do the new movie, "Fargo II, The Return Of Woodchopper Head!"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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New 300 MPG Car

The good news: A new car has just came out that gets 300 MPG. The bad news: It looks just like a big turd.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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It's For A Greater Cause

Local liberal politician orders Guatemalan house slave to make the family a fresh pot of fair-trade coffee.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Obama After Offshore Tax Havens

President Obama orders crack down on offshore tax havens after learning that most people placed their stimulus package in offshore tax havens.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Study: Keep On Reading Humor Sites

A new study just released by humor site says obesity in the US due more to overeating that sitting around reading humor, as they can actually cause you to chuckle off a pound or two every month.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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New Star Trek Movie

New Star Trek movie of when the original crew were young may have visitors drop by like Andy Griffith, Matt Dillon, Jerry Matthers as the Beaver.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Solar Flares Could Be A Blast

Scientists say that new solar flares could wipe out all electrical grids, guidance systems in cars and other inconveniences, like setting off nuclear rockets, melting the earth.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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New Soft Drinks Actually Old

New Pepsi "Throwback" drink is being made with sugar instead of corn syrup. Coke may re-introduce their original recipe with cocaine, the "Monkeyback"

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Gitmo Prisoners Back To Saudi Arabia?

The Obama administration may send most of the Gitmo prisoners to Saudi Arabia for re-education headquarters just next door to where most were originally trained as terrorists.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Pakistan Settling Down

The CIA say things have settled down more in Pakistan and that their nuclear arms are now being carefully guarded by the Taliban who sneaked in during the night.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Banks, Auto Companies Need More

Hurting banks and auto companies in the U.S. say they may need another five hundred billion just to pay off lobbyists and bought off members of congress.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Masked Robbery In Mexico During Swine Flu

A masked robbery of banks in Nagales, Mexico has led police to review the bank videos and narrow suspects down to two million.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Newspapers Disappearing

The disappearance of newspapers with so many people getting their news on the net, has caused a panic among bird owners across the nation.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Sir Fred not banking on St Andrews

Sir Fred Goodwin, the person solely responsible for the UK recession has been refused entry to St. Andrews. He said" I don't know why, I don't even like football or Birmingham for that matter"

written by Ricardo Fromage, 11 May 2009
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Swine Flu stikes at Parliament

One of the sure signs that swine flu has hit parliament is that the snouts are in the trough.

written by The world of BoB, 11 May 2009
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Obama's Teleprompter Steals Show

President Barack Obama's teleprompter was such a comedy hit at a press gathering over the weekend that it's agreed to be a guest on Letterman this week.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Final PETA Request

Dying lifetime member of PETA requests that her body be left along side the road in a drainage ditch.

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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Smoke Signals Over Factory

Puffs of smoke from Native American Moccasin factory moving to Mexico spells out "Everything going to Happy Hunting Ground In A Hand basket".

written by Bureau, 11 May 2009
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