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95-Year-Old Still Got It

95-year-old Haywood Myers of Maggody, Arkansas, may be a little shaky and forgetful at times but he can still clear out a bathroom in a hurry.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Fed Chairman Defends Social Security

Fed Chairman says aging population could pose threat to social security. Advises: "Let the Swine Flu run it's natural course."

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Pete Seeger Celebrate #90

Madison Square Garden will do a tribute concert to Seeger on his 90th birthday. Featuring Bruce Springsteen, Arlo Guthrie, Joan Baez & others. They will also be protesting Bush ever being president.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Las Palmas Miracle?

The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food, it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle. "She say ouch, griddle hot."

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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McDonalds McScrewed

McDonald's lost a lawsuit in Malaysia on Wednesday after an appeals court overruled a decision that its trademark had been infringed by a local restaurant called McRonalds, with Donald The Clown.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Sex On The Lawn

Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle. Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II states, "Actually, we are amused."

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Swine flu caused by credit crunch

Leading scientific economist, Dr Adolph Inkanswim, has said that swine flu is a direct result of the credit crunch, because "People are putting too much in their piggy banks."

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 01 May 2009
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Obama - On European Swine Flu Outbreaks!

...and Germany will be hit worst because it's so full of swines!"

Source - BET Networks - Direct TV USA - Channel 329

written by iscrivener, 01 May 2009
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Herbal Aphrodisiac Deadly

New York City issues warning against new herb aphrodisiac that kills man there whom neighbors said, always wore a smile on his face, had a firm handshake.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Smart Car Tests Off

Consumer Digest says their testing of the safety of the Smart Car was inaccurate due to auto being loaded with dummies.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Hillary Apologizes To Obama

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton apologizes to President Obama once again for her "JFK in Dallas" remarks during campaign. Hands over gun.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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O.J. Appeal Pending

O.J. Simpson's attorney complains to appeal judge that O.J. was only trying to steal back his own knife.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Crude Oil Down

Many art galleries across the United States say the price of crude oil paintings are down a lot lower also.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Why Pants Fell Off

Steve Nash of the NBA's Phoenix Suns fianlly tells sport's reporters why his pants suddenly fell off after game this season: "I put on Shaq's underwear by mistake."

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Wall Street Nervous

Old saying around Wall Street, "As Bea Arthur's boobs drop, so does the Dow average" making everyone nervous, now that she's dropped dead.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Cartoons Really Are Fake

"Cartoons are not very realistic" states West Virginia man who tried to run from police by drawing a secret entrance into a mountainside.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Ivory Coast Broke

The Ivory Coast has announced that they are presently 99 and 44/100th percent bankrupt. Poachers got everything.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Sorry, Your Message Channel Is Down

New SpiritHoo Internet Company promises mediums a much faster hook-up to those on the other side!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Right On Time

All planes, trains and buses running on time in Britain for a change as many avoiding crowds by walking or running with mask, hands over mouth.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Otherwise, Things Are Fine

Bankruptcies hit record high in 'Broke Britain' with further gloom and doom and putrid, pukey panic predicted

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Momentum Mounts Against Brown

Ex-Home Secretary Charles Clarke 'ashamed to be a Labour MP, may go slash my wrists, put head in oven' as party backlash against Brown gains momentum.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Swine Flu Sickos

The swine flu sickies: Days off soar by 20% as people blame virus so they can stay at home. One claimed that he had accidentally swallowed a Mexican jumping bean.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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The Who - Swine Flu

Roger Daltrey of The Who announced (via his manager) that the group has been inundated by enquiries from the public about Swine Flu, but they are feeling too poorly to answer any of them.

written by Sirge, 01 May 2009
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Melissa River's First Face Lift

Joan Rivers is proud to announce her daughter Melissa's first face lift. The beautiful lift is doing well and smiling.

written by Hydrogen Balloon, 01 May 2009
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The Met Office Announces a 50% Chance of Above Average Summer Temperatures

What did they do, toss an £80Million coin?

written by Roy Turse, 01 May 2009
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Bin Laden Urges Revolt

In latest video, Osama bin Laden urges Pakastani to revolt, turn over their cabs and set them on fire!

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Several Say They'll Never Attend Another One

Terrorists are thought to be responsible for switching the bullets to real ones in yesterday's re-enactment of The Battle Of Bull Run.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Residents Loosen Up A Bit

The Jewish Anti-Defecation League reports a record number of serious accidents last year at Jewish nursing homes in the U.S.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Whistleblower Admits Mistake

Whistle blower, once employed at an Illinois factory, breaks down under brilliant cross-examination and admits she cannot whistle.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Flu A Mixed Blessing

People in the American South say Swine Flu is a mixed blessing. Even though hundreds may be sick, meat skins are now selling for 5 cents a bag.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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300 Schools Close

More than 300 schools in 14 states are closed because of swine flu. Several others remain open even though kids are faking coughs, sneezes in attempt to close theirs also.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Receives Swine Flu Through Email

Silocon Valley reports it's first victim of Swine Flu after receiving an email virus from close friend in Tijuana.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Senators Changing Parties.

After Republican Senator Arlen Specter's switched to the Democratic Party yesterday, today John McCain has decided to go back to the Whig Party. Confused Senator Pelosi announces for Tupperware Party.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Japanese Lithium Study

Drinking water which contains the element lithium may reduce the risk of suicide, a Japanese study suggests. "Usually turns anger onto others", says scientist.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Doing Our Part

Mexico begins five-day shutdown of parts of its economy in the hope of slowing down the spread of swine flu. Are you taking precautions? Brit authorities recommend washing hands every thirty seconds.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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First Woman Poet Laureate

Carol Ann Duffy has been named as the new Poet Laureate, the first woman to be appointed in the 341-year history of the post. Her new book, "From Nantucket" on bestseller list.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Bird Dancing

Some birds have a remarkable talent for dancing, two studies published in Current Biology suggest. New TV show, "Dancing For The Birds" planned.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Sri Lankan Website Attacked

The website of the Sri Lankan army has been attacked by suspected Tamil Tiger hackers, government officials said. "Project: Donkey Kong neutralized.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Mexico Shuts Down, U.S. Goes Cold Turkey

Mexico is beginning a five-day shutdown of parts of its economy in a bid to slow the spread of swine flu. Dopeheads in the U.S. panic over drop in supplies.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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CEO Pay Down

AP IMPACT: Recession takes toll on CEO pay in 2008. Many down to twenty million or less thus far in 2009.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Bankruptcy Hearings Today

Chrysler company, Senate & House Republicans are in court today for bankruptcy hearings.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Biden Changes Mind

VP Biden says he wouldn't want his family or himself to ride on subway, planes during flu outbreak. After spoken to by Obama, leaves for India to ride trains.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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Souter: Better Souter Than Later

Liberal-leaning Justice Souter to retire. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity first two ruled out by President Obama.

written by Bureau, 01 May 2009
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America Won't "Close Border To Mexico"

Only letting the 'uninfected' illegal immigrants in!

written by Grybas, 01 May 2009
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Swine Flu Kills Millions of Pigs

Nightclubs have never looked better!

written by Grybas, 01 May 2009
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New flu attacks world

The Switzerland flu, turns people into chocolate

written by disciple, 01 May 2009
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McDonalds to name new burger after supermodel

The new burger is to be called the McPherson after Elle McPherson. It is rumoured to taste sensationelle!

written by Bluebella, 01 May 2009
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