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Used Birthday Money

A five-year-old in Kansas has been proudly showing off his birthday money purchases of a new toy truck, box of soldiers and 1,000 shares of General Motors.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Methane On Moon?

A large deposit of methane has been found on the moon indicating that the cow didn't jump quite high enough.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Pope On Internet Humor Site

Pope Benedict XVI begins writing for the internet humor site, The Spoof, under the pseudonym of "P. Mobile Pappy".

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Drug Sales Down

The sales of pharmaceuticals are even going down according to Pharmacists. They blame people not being able to afford drugs and food both plus many getting drugs free from our drinking water.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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MLB Survey Of Players

In a survey of Major League Baseball players, they say that almost every steroid user on their teams are a pain in the ass.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Strippers Appear Before Committee

Las Vegas strippers appeared before the government bailout committee Friday saying they didn't really want anything but that they figured were all pretty well bored stiff by now.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Plane In River Again

Captain Sullenberger apologizes after landing his second plane in the Hudson River. "It just gives you such a sudden rush", stated the hero Captain.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Next In Line For Bailout

Waterboard manufacturers say they are next in line to seek bailout miney from congressional committee.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Latest Bin Laden Video

The latest video from Osama bin Laden advices Americans to set clock ahead one hour this weekend. Hi to cousin Alib in Riyadh, "How's it hanging?"

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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More Elbow Grease Needed?

The U.S. Army says they are cracking down on overweight recruits after second tank driver in two weeks gets belly stuck in entrance.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Dirty Harry?

Britains Prince Harry once again apologizes for using racist remarks, asks which occasion reporters are referring to.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Obama To End This

President Barack Obama says he is putting an end to the government's "Same old, same ole, redundency, duplication, excessive wordiness".

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Kung Fu Panda Wins Best Documentary

Kung Fu Panda has taken the North Eastern Canadian Film Festival by storm, winning "Best Documentary." In related news, the newly appointed Panda Taekwondo instructor killed several students today.

written by Wastro, 07 March 2009
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Sanjay Gupta Refuses Job

Dr. Sanjay Gupta is taking his name out of the running for the U.S. Surgeon General's job. Yes, he's paid his taxes but he doesn't want to be connected to the former weird S.G., Chicken Everett Coop.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Another Pod Explodes

"UFO Today" reports that the tenth straight pod has exploded in yet another attempt to replace Woody Allen.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Iron Man Attacked

Iron Man has not been seen in months since arch-enemy, Icebox Man, released over 10,000 refrigerator magnets at his secret location.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Contact With Syria Encouraging

A senior US envoy involved in the first high-level contact between the US and Syria since 2005 has said the talks were "very constructive". "We both said "Howdy" in our own languages, it's a start."

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Mad Cow Spreading

The Spanish government late Friday confirmed the country's fifth fatality from the human variant of mad cow disease, a woman who died after attacking a bullfighter there.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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"Animal House Day Over"

"The Animal House party days are over for U.S. banks", stated John Kerry Friday, speaking from a five star luxury hotel in Las Vegas, Arizona while meeting with fellow democrat leaders.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Chevaz Co-VP?

According to an AP report, some of Obama's recovery plans are sowing unease among his own party. "Especially the part about Hugo Chevaz becoming Co-Vice President", stated Rep. Charles Rangel.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Jimmy Carter Switches

Freedom Bank of Georgia has been seized by regulators as the recession persists & pushed more borrowers behind on home payments, forcing Jimmy Carter to switch to building Poor House For Humanity.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Hot To Trot Teachers

Two Utah teachers are accused of sexually assaulting the same 13-year-old student, after personal conversations to the exchange of sexual text messages about size & sex were found, authorities said.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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The Next Celebrity Boxing Match

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assaulting a party guest. Meanwhile the Fox Network is trying to sign her and Chris Brown to participate in a celebrity boxing match.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2009
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Britain Needs Some Clowns

Britain is reporting that they are having a shortage of circus clowns. No problem we can send over three of 'em, Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 March 2009
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Marquess of Glastonbury busted for illegal dog walking

In breaking news, yes fresh as a new born baby, the Marquess of Glastonbury has been fined 100 pounds for walking her Irish setter in a designated national reserve. Take that you middle class twits!

written by whatinthe world, 07 March 2009
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Mandelson fails to turn up for work

Business secretary, Lord Michael Mandelson has failed to turn up for work today claiming that; "he is a little off colour, but may be back at work on Monday."

written by IN SEINE, 07 March 2009
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New FDA Warning

In a new report on the nation's health, the FDA has warned against smoking while talking on the telephone. Receiver could develop ear cancer.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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All Indenity Thiefs Released

The Federal Bureau of Investigation say they are dropping all charges against identity thefts on advice of President and Congress as they are the only one spending money to help economy recover.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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South & Midwestern States Withdraw

In response to President Obama's plan for the government to take over talk-radio, the southern and mid-western states have withdrawn from the union, creating Rushballistan.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Some Signs Of Growth

The world economic growth is at it's worst in sixty years. Meanwhile, the western world's belly and ass growth is at it's best in recorded history.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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ExxonMobileStill Doing Pretty Well

ExxonMobil has reported record earnings of $45 billion during 2008. They also announced that they have just purchased GM, Chrysler, Citi Bank, Bank of America and Alaska.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Not Enough Stimulation

All the Republicans in the House have voted against the President's latest stimulus plan because "it doesn't include us", plus a few Democrats, "Washington DC Madame gone".

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Iraqi Mental Health Report

An Iraqi mental health study shows that there's a desperate need for more care, especially among the new leaders.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Just Put In On The Table Whle I'm Out Of The Room, Be Generous

The IRS's decision this week to quit using debt collection agencies & turn collections over to a Brooklyn Family has already caused several Washington political leaders to cough up their tax money.

written by Bureau, 07 March 2009
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Mandelson's Dry Cleaner 'Unphased' by Green Custard

Peter Mandelson's dry cleaner has told reporters that getting green custard out of his suit will be 'no problem'. Peter's one of our regulars - his suit gets spattered most Saturday nights.

written by Mrs Kensington, 07 March 2009
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