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Kim Jong Il of North Korea Placed in Earth Orbit

NK launched the country's first orbiting satellite, their leader Kim Jong Il. The NK branch of PETA objected to a chimpanzee or dog being employed, requiring a last minute change in missile payload.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 March 2009
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Cheeks Pinching In The First Degree

The National Inquisitor reveals in a front page article that an old woman in Lincoln, Nebraska, has pinched her own grandson's cheeks to death.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Are Breville Snack Makers a Potential Catalyst for Human Doom?

Should the worst happen and society collapses, will the human race see it's attempts to make toasted snacks stymied by it's over-reliance on the electricity hungry 'Breville Toastmaster'?

Maybe....

written by Rula Nation, 19 March 2009
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Iranian Blogger Dead

A young Iranian blogger jailed in Tehran's notorious Evin prison for insulting supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has died, his lawyer said on Thursday. According to authorities, he shot himself.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Gitmo Detainees Released Here?

Attorney General Eric Holder said some detainees being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, may end up being released in the U.S. and given back their belongings, including automatic weapons and pipe bombs.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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"Jaded" - The Oxford English Ammends Definition

This article writes itself in your mind.

written by Rula Nation, 19 March 2009
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Eastenders' Mitchell Brothers Appear In Court on Assault Charge

Peggy Mitchell's wayward sons, Phil and Grant, who have been absent from the top-rated soap on and off for years, made a shocking appearance in court this week - poking out of Amy Winehouse's dress.

written by Mrs Kensington, 19 March 2009
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Wall Street Strikes Back

House of Representatives passes bill taxing Wall Street bonuses. Wall Street lowers stock's worth that are owned by congress.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Obama to be on Tonight Show. Promises to be open and honest....

...despite Jim Cramer's warning to duck and cover.

written by Kilroy, 19 March 2009
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Parts Makers To Recieve Bailout

Automotive, Cher parts makers will get a five billion dollar bailout by the end of this week, according to one congressman on committee.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Obama Relaxes On Pot

Obama Administration is going to relax U.S. policy on medical marijuana. As news spreads, thousands line up before doctor's offices. Better hurry!

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Nazi Camp Guard Deported

A former Nazi concentration camp guard who was living in the U.S. has been deported to hades, Justice Department officials said Thursday.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Kid's Letters To Obama

Kids give advice to President Obama: "President Obama, on the ekonomy, my dad says to shit or get off the pot", your friend, George Jr."

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Baskin- Robbins Reports: No More Beatle Nut Ice Cream

Baskin-Robbins announces they are dropping their Beatle Nut Ice Cream, which was created 45 years ago in honor of the "Fab Four." They say they'll be replacing it with Joaquin Phoenix Nut Ice Cream.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Sci-Fi Channel To Change Name

Introducing: The Straight-To-Video channel!

written by Mr. Lizard, 19 March 2009
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Hef's Party To Honor The Beave, Wally, Eddie, et al.

Hugh Hefner says he is having a big party to honor one of his all-time favorite TV sitcoms, "Leave It To Beaver." Hef said that Jerry Mathers will perform with his band, Beaver & The Trappers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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"Hello...Push 2 For Spanish, 3 For Japanese"

The History Channel is filming a special honoring Alexander Graham Bell. The show is called, "Alexander Graham Bell - The Genius Who Invented The Phone and The Crackers."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Get Your Kicks On Route 66

The Department of Transportation in an effort to downsize has stated that effective April 1, 2009, Route 66 will officially become Route 61.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Red Skelton Stable of Characters

Which of these was not a silly Red Skelton character: Freddie the Freeloader, Cauliflower McPugg, San Fernando Red, Clem Kadiddlehopper, Sheriff Deadeye, or Dubya the English Language Mangler?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Senorita Felina's Old Saloon

Rosa's Cantina, the El Paso saloon made famous in the Marty Robbins song "El Paso," has been closed. It will be converted into a McDonald's Restaurant to be called "Los Golden Arches de McDonalds."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Madonna and Kate Winslet Look Just Like Twins

50-year-old Madonna was a dead ringer for Oscar winner Kate Winslet(33)as she had dinner in New York with pal Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah right! and Joan Rivers looks like Miley Cyrus's kid sister!


written by Mrs Kensington, 19 March 2009
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London Motor Show Cancelled

The Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders announced today that it cannot afford to run its annual Motor Show this year, since Kerry Katona stopped buying cars for her husband.

written by Mrs Kensington, 19 March 2009
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Fergie To Go To Benfica

Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, is said to be "delighted" after finding a fantastic deal of £450 per person on an all-inclusive fortnight in Portugal with her girls.

written by Mrs Kensington, 19 March 2009
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Spendthrift Jacko Announces 50 More UK Dates

Self-styled King of Pop, Michael Jackson has been forced to add 50 additional dates to his UK comeback - after blowing $120 million at the sale of Gianni Versace's house and contents.

written by Mrs Kensington, 19 March 2009
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Smallest Dinosaur Found

The smallest meat-eating dinosaur yet to be found in North America has been identified from tiny pelvic bones. "Judging by the evidence, the remains were flatter than a pancake", stated one authority.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Pope Celebrates Giant Mass

The Pope's first giant Mass in celebrated in Africa as Benedict XVI also keeps eye out for future basketball players for Italy's 2012 Olympic team among the giants.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Mexican Drug Lord's Son Captured

In Mexico, the son of Notorious Drug Lord, Pedro Rodriguiz Notorious, has been captured near U.S. border.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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WalMart Awards Employees

Wal-Mart is awarding $2 billion to their U.S. hourly wage employees, which comes to about $1.12 per person.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Pope In Africa

Pope Benedict XVI greeted with cheers, dances, parties, kegs as His Holiness spends Spring Break in Africa!

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Hooker's Dilemma

Latest statistists show less hookers laid, many more laid off.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Still People In Iraq

Experts say some challenges, buildings, people, lots of oil, remain as war in Iraq enters it's seventh year

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Checkout Mortgage Aid Website?

The Obama administration launches mortgage aid website with videos of Willie Nelson, John Mellencamp and Neil Young.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Run Bernie Run

While no decision has been reached on Bernard Madoff's bid for early jail release, gauntlets of former clients with clubs remain outside police station.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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What Can Brown Do For Itself?

FedEx profits have fallen off by 75 percent. Package delivery company executives with FedEx and UPS plan to merge into one big shipping company to be known as FedUP.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Swallows Are On Their Way

The swallows are expected to return to Mission San Juan Capistrano (California) today. Local police report that they have already arrested nine bird hunters.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Amazingly Svelte Miss Olive Oyl

The creator of the Popeye cartoon character has finally admitted that Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oyl was in fact afflicted with anorexia nervosa.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Smokey Used To Say: "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"

Smokey The Bear's motto: "Only you can prevent forest fires" is being changed to the more modern sounding, "If We Catch Your Ass Starting A Forest Fire, We will Barbecue It For Ya Big Time!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Snap, Crackle, And Pop

Elfs Snap, Crackle, and Pop of Kelloggs Rice Krispies fame have had bouts of bad luck. Snap is in a Home for Unstable Cereal Figures, Crackle was busted with crack, and Pop has a pill-popping habit.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Psychological Personality Test (aka - The Paris Hilton Test)

Paris Hilton confided that she had to take the Rorschach Test (inkblots) twice because she failed it the first time.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Belinda "Go Go's" Carlisle

The first celebrity to be eliminated from "Dancing With The Stars" is Belinda Carlisle, singer with the Go-Go's. American voters told Miss Carlisle Go-Go going going gone!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Sex Offender Complains To Police

Registered sex offender in Idaho complains to police about the number of hopeful old ladies hanging around his front yard all day and night.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Pope Corrects Muslims

Pope tells Muslims that religion rejects violence. Points to long history of Europe, Northern Ireland.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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New Pic Of Elderly Charles Manson

Prison releases a photo of an elderly Charles Manson, now only barely able to spin his head around.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Second Rare Hatchling Found

A second rare reptile hatchling has been found in a search of the penthouse apartment of Bernie Madoff 1 hr and 9 minutes ago.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Schwarzenegger To Explain Obama's Position

California's Governor Schwarzenegger to help Obama answer GOP critics, wife to translate for Schwarzenegger to Obama.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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New French Protests

France has been hit by a new wave of nationwide protests after their restaurants were given lower ratings in the latest worldwide review!

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Two U.S. Journalists Still Held By N.Korea

Two United States journalists that are being detained in North Korea are kept busy writing essays on "How Much I Love Kin Jong Il".

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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U.S. Jobless Benefits Hit Record High As Fat Lady Sings

U.S. workers on jobless benefits have hit a record high, with some screams breaking glass and scaring dogs all over the country.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Lexus Dethrowned, Whatever

Jaguar, Buick have dethroned Lexus in the latest reliability study although since none of the three are selling worth a hoot, who cares?

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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2009 The New 1930's?

As recession deepens, more Americans go fishing, catching trains, gather around fires in barrels and making Mulligan stew.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Japan Orders Dinosaur Egg Destroyed

A hatchling of a rare reptile with lineage dating back to the dinosaur age was found in the wild on the New Zealand mainland for the first time in about 200 years. Japan says "Leave that thing alone."

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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U.S. House To Vote On Taxes

The U.S. House of Representatives is set to vote on 90% tax targeted at executive bonuses, everybody else.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Israel's Katsav Indicted

Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav was indicted Thursday and was charged with raping a woman who once worked for him, eating on Yom Kipper and walking more than a mile on the Sabbath.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Really Bad Burrito

NYC office worker who ate a bad burrito during lunch break leads to evacuation of entire office for a two-day airing out.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Trapped But Clean Prisoners

Soap factory workers in Indianapolis, Indiana trapped for three days inside, because no one could turn doorknobs after a water leak.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Nothings Changed, Worn By Flashers

A new poll redone after a 20-year period years reveals that the favorite phase of flashers is still "Just hanging out".

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Wright Helped Obama

Chicago preacher Jeremiah Wright claims he helped get Barack Obama elected for President by pulling in the white collar voters.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Olympic Bronze Winners Angry

Third place Bronze Metal winners at summer olympics in China decry undercoating of metal contains lead.

written by Bureau, 19 March 2009
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Old MacDonald Had A Farm

A victim of the enonomic hard times: Old MacDonald's Farm has gone into foreclosure. (E-I-E-I-Oh-No).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Helen of Troy & Ann

If Helen of Troy was the face that launched a thousand ships, then Ann of Coulter is the face that sunk a thousand canoes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Barbie Doll's New Employee

The Barbie Doll collection has just added the Raggedy Ann Doll who will be Barbie's housekeeper.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Lone Ranger's Sidekick

The Lone Ranger's sidekick's name "Tonto" actually means stupid in Spanish. And the words that "Tonto" uttered to the Lone Ranger, "Kemo sabe," are Kiowan for "Your mama."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Real X Factor

The English alphabet which currently consists of 26 letters will be changed to 25 letters. The letter X has been omitted since it was really just an X-tra letter anyway.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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The Baker's Dozen Ain't

A sign that times are really getting tough. A baker's dozen used to comprise of 13 items, now because of the economic crisis it's gone down to 11.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Rosemary's Baby 2009

The 1968 Mia Farrow movie, Rosemary's Baby is being remade. Angelina Jolie will portray the part of Rosemary, and the part of the baby will be played by Whoopi Goldberg.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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Rub A Dub-Dub, Three Men In A Tub

A New York City landlord reports hearing three men in a tub. The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker are all taken to police headquarters for questioning.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2009
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UK brings in £50 visa 'surcharge'

From now on every charge you put on your Visa card will have £50 added.

written by Roy Turse, 19 March 2009
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UK Premium Bonds Halve Their Payouts to Customers

Extensive celebrity advertising is extremely expensive, they say.

written by Roy Turse, 19 March 2009
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Pope's condom stance starts row

Why is the Pope even WEARING a condom? And why would he be standing there wearing one?

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 March 2009
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Billions of TARP funds traced to IMF and acmetal

The new Bilderberg Group bank of acmetal currency, fronted by the U.N. and the IMF, has been the major recipient of the TARP funding, used to create the crisis.. and the solution.

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 March 2009
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Acmetal to revive global economy

Death metal bands are working overtime to prepare for the April 2 celebration of the new world's currency: acmetal, announces the Bilderberg Group.

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 March 2009
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Kylie sacks wrong headed pals.

It has been reported by Kylie's new group of pals, that her old pals were recently sacked for mistaking a private comment she made about her wayward dog, for a comment about someone else's cancer.

written by Rula Nation, 19 March 2009
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Shhhh! - Wicked Whisper

Which pintsize Aussie popstrel recently Shocked friends when she apparently was heard bragging on a phone outside her Fulham home, "you've either got it in you to get rid of it, or you haven't"?

written by Rula Nation, 19 March 2009
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