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The 30 Spartans

In response to Iran's demand for an apology about the film "300": American and Greek archeologists have discovered that it only took 30 Spartans to defeat King Xerxes at the battle of Thermopylae.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 March 2009
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Plane crashes into giant cock

An aeroplane has crashed soon after takeoff, into a giant 50 metre weathercock placed upon a church directly in its flight path. The vicar is being sued for having such a huge cock.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 01 March 2009
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In Shocking Development, Dallas Cowboys Sign Player Without a Criminal Record

Owner Jerry Jones announces that he'll sign Michael Vick and Ray Lewis and hire O.J as a consultant to make up for it.

written by Jalapenoman, 01 March 2009
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Chinese probe crashes into moon

In what has been described as a "total f*** up", a Chinese space probe has crashed into the moon. It was carrying an egg foo yuk and spicy noodles intended to be delivered to a Mr Smith of Cheam.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 01 March 2009
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Miss Czech republic caught on camera

The new Miss Czech Republic could be stripped of her title; Competition rules forbid all Miss Czech Republic candidates from having participated in erotic modeling. In other words, no Czech-mating.

written by norma snockers, 01 March 2009
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Carnival's Honeymooners Cruise

Carnival Cruises introduces the Honeymoon Cruise starting in April. The all-honeymooners tour will visit several exotic islands and will specialize in Off-Shore Drilling!

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Best Exotic Dancer

This year's World's Best Exotic Dancer was selected in Paris, France over the weekend. She's Miss Verity Upclose from Lapland.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Car Runs On Methane Gas

An 89-year-old inventor, working on running his car solely on methane gas, keeps going around his small town in Georgia with his left turd signal on.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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New McDonald's Breakfast Meal

In honour of the mother of the octuplets, McDonald's is offering a new breakfast meal. You get fourteen eggs, with no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

written by norma snockers, 01 March 2009
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We Are Getting Sleepy

Hypnotist who attended late party Sunday night falls asleep while putting patient under. Both discovered by secretary naked and cackling, sitting on his desk, until she claps her hands.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Thar She Blows!

Several people suffer first degree burns at Monica Lewinsky's birthday party over the weekend when she blew out the candles and whole top layer of the cake.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Cleveland Family Call Police

Police were called in by a Cleveland family after a visiting new friend locked himself in their bathroom and began blowing whistles and singing. Turns out he could only let one go as a party pooper.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Lying Wonders

Psychics are excited about a modern Edgar Cayce who has dreams and visions while lying on the floor by himself, asleep. Instead of "The Sleeping Prophet", they're calling him "The Himalayan Man".

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Snowstorm Bullets Through South

A rare snow has blanketed the South. People who were out playing volleyball in Key West were hit especially hard but others built a six-foot-tall Hemingway Snowman, which came alive and shot itself.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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The criminal age of responsibility is set to rise in Scotland.

The criminal age of responsibility is set to rise in Scotland from 2 years to 12 years. Prison officers don't see the need to read bedtime stories or lullabies in cells full of wee bairns anymore!

written by IN SEINE, 01 March 2009
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Real Indian Numbers Increasing

The recent wave of immigration from India (i.e.Bollywood) is creating increased visibility for Indian-Americans here. "Who knows", stated one official, the real Indians may take the country back yet."

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Sounds Familiar Somehow

A man arrested for stealing guns out the cars of Corpus Christi, Texas police officers says he is innocent. Mr. Simpson stated that the police had stolen them from his collection at home earlier.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Jim & Tammy Fay Bakker's TV Shows Pulled

An Atlanta investment broker's auctioning off of 15,000 taped episodes of Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker's old TV shows has been stopped when authorities found they were being purchased mostly by bulimics.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Poor Sex Offender Attacked

A Tacoma, Washington judge sentenced a mother to 3 months in jail for hitting a convicted sex offender with an aluminum baseball bat. "If she'd used a wooden one, I'd let her go", stated his honor.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Streaker

Chaos today when a streaker ran across Clapham Common. One old lady had a stroke. The other couldn't reach.

written by Skoob1999, 01 March 2009
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No Hunger In America

President Barack Obama says that no American should have to go to bed hungry, especially with all those free chickens coming home to roost.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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"Exit Hoods" Being Sold

Authorities are deciding if an "exit hood" that a person places over his head & inflates it by turning on a tank of helium as the gas is assisted suicide. So far, 1200 have been sold on Wall Street.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Five Stabbed Outside NYC Nightclub

NYC Police arrested a man for stabbing two people outside a nightclub overnight & released him on bail, but are still looking for whoever stabbed three others outside the same club an hour later.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Paul Harvey Dead At 90

Paul Harvey, the news commentator and talk-radio pioneer whose individual style made him one of the nation's most familiar voices, died Saturday at the age of 90... and that's the last of the story.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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New England Trades Cassel

The New England Patriots sent Matt Cassel to the Kansas City Chiefs yesterday hinting that Tom Brady's leg has healed. "Let's hope so, says New England owner, we'd hate to have to put him down."

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Olmert Hints Retaliation

Israel's prime minister Olmert threatened "uncompromising" retaliation against Gaza militants Sunday as Palestinian rocket fire persists, hints that they may dig up Arafat and blow him up with a pig.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Sebeling Tapped By Obama

Kansas Governor Kathline Sebeling tapped by Obama to lead role as new Secretary of Health and Human Services. IRS auditors immediately head for Kansas.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Hillary In Russia

Mideast peace, Russian ties next up for Secretary of State Clinton. Tells reporters that she'll purchase the ties first so she can concentrate on the Palestinian/Israeli problem.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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Seigfried and Madoff

Siegfried and Roy doing a final charity performance in Vegas made a lion disappear. Nothing personal, but that's old hat, after Bernie Madoff has made $50 billion disappear.

written by Bureau, 01 March 2009
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